Miley Cyrus posted her feet to twitter and I wonder how many people have jerked off to it, because you foot fetishists are fucking weird to begin with, coupled with a Miley Cyrus tween fetish, you’ve probably got a real socially awkward weirdo who smells like semen and canned food, with a computer screen tan […]

Miley Cyrus tweeted a story about how it is healthy to not wear a bra and she rejoiced because I guess she doesn’t ever wear a bra, making her think she was onto something before everyone else, for the first time in her life, a head of the curve of the braless even though we’ve […]

I wonder if this is a cry for her lost childhood. You know like those weird adult baby fetishists who when analyzed discover that at 3 something traumatic happened, like their parents sold them to fucking Disney, and they were forever broken….or maybe this onsie shit is just a style thing, but what I do […]

I am into this new Hip Hop Miley. She’s recording songs with Snoop. She has all the top Hip Hop producers making beats for her. She’s got people like French Montana up on her Disney Dick, and now she’s on a balcony, flashing her panty ass, smoking joints, wearing a Trinidad James t-shirt. This is […]

Miley Cyrus is in the midst of recording her new album, that I think is going to be a hip hop album, cuz she’s working with every major hip hop star and producer on it, and she’s even started her own twerk team, cuz I guess Hip Hop guys like weird little Disney Stars, cuz […]

Miley Cyrus released a Twerk video in a Unicorn jumpsuit last week and the world went nuts, because clearly we are all bored as fuck and don’t have much else to worry about, but also because Miley’s a bit of a tight bodied babe, from a spoiled Disney past, who during her quest to find […]

My favorite thing about girls going through a break-up is that shit like this happens. You know with the whole losing their fucking mind cuz they feel so alone and broken, especially in Miley’s case, where emotionally she must already be totally damaged thanks to trading her childhood in for her mom’s fake tits. You […]

Miley Cyrus is going through a real hard time right now….you know her fiance of a few months, who I assume she was marrying for citizenship purposes, you know to keep the Australian around….since getting married at 12 years old is a horrible idea…unless it is to fuck immigration laws up….so she’s taken her young, […]

Miley Cyrus is my new Lohan….. For those of you who don’t know this site and who never visited the site…. I used to do this thing in the 2007-2008 called the Lohan Stalker posts…where I got my hand on Lohan’s number and I’d call her while drunk, often times leaving creepy voice mails about […]

Recent gossip has been saying Miley’s boyfriend or fiance…which in and of itself was a fucking joke in the first place….has cheated on her…with first January Jones…and now Emma Watson….because I guess he’s into skinny girls who look like 14 year old boys….because it is less illegal that having sex with 14 year old boys…. […]