The fail in this photoshoot is simple…they focused in on Miley’s face…which is really not what anyone really cares about when it comes to Miley Cyrus….it is boyish, not overly sexy or even pretty….but rather just there….an attachment or accessory to her tight little fit body that she maintains through yoga, starvation and most importantly….hormone […]

There’s something a lot of fun about Miley Cyrus and it has nothing to do with the fact that she looks like Justin Bieber….he’s not my type…. It has everything to do with her being this massive star, with so many fans, who is built like something I’d love to have sex with, or at […]

I love me some Miley…..I also love the fact that getting high is not a scandal anymore…it’s like society is collectively moving to a place less uptight and full of shit…where people are down with fucking, getting fucked up, and having a good time….instead of trying to keep up appearances or some shit….cuz there was […]

The only think I like about what lesbians have brought to the world….other than bootleg sperm donor black market…is the no bra/wife beater look…..because in the late 90s….lesbians didn’t want to be objectified as women but instead want the freedoms of men…and can’t let a bra oppress them more than their vaginas already do….so they […]

I am a fan of Miley Cyrus…part of me thinks it is because she reminds me of a cartoon mule…all wonky faced and speaking in some country hick twang…the other part of me thinks it has to do with her tight little teen body that is no longer a teen but thanks to Disney’s doping […]

I know Miley is marketed as hick….instead of the bratty cunt celebrity with too much money and a bad attitude that is overshadowed by her tight little body I love staring at because getting her pregnant would be gold…for both my penis and my financial situation….. So it would only make sense that she had […]

I think it is safe to say that I would like Miley Cyrus to be my Valentine, so that I can K-Fed her…and live happily ever after, with or without her….you know that she’s the kind of girl I would write love songs for, but only for her to sing them and make money with […]

Here is Miley acting all bratty and hollywood at the airport…..where she’s nice to her fans….as they talk nonsense with her…but where she ignores the paparazzi…and when they ask if she’s picked out a dress for her fake wedding…she says “ughhh fucking hell”….cuz I guess life’s hard being famous and a millionaire and keeping up […]

I like Miley Cyrus so much I think I should join her fan club and work up the ranks, becoming president…. I think it is my calling…I mean that or printing up pics of her, masturbating on them, and taking pics of my load, only to tweet at her…it’s a toss up…and while I work […]

I am always down for a crotch shot…even if the crotch shot isn’t one of a sexting nature, but instead of a girl in a pair of really small jeans, showing off her really small body, that would make my really small dick, possibly look a little less small, if I was able to pull […]