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2012

06

Apr

Jennifer Ellison’s Mom Body Bikini Pics of the Day

Jennifer Ellison is some UK actress….who is also a Glamour model….which is probably she had more success at….because Glamour model is pretty much code for busty, trashy, low grade stripper looking whore, who shows her tits in shitty magazines that are huge in the UK, because when most of the UK is working class chimney sweepers with fat toothless wives…making this kind of pussy the fantasy….that ends up getting these girls athlete husbands via getting knocked up and live the good life….but I could be wrong about her….I am drinking and not that interested in looking into it….

I just know she’s a mom, she’s in her bikini, she’s sucking in her stomach cuz all mom’s are insecure about their stomachs…..and insecure girls are the best…even if their pussies are ravaged…..especially when she’s good enough for me to stare at in a bikini…cuz of the bikini….I’m easy like that…such a slut….

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2012

06

Apr

Kendall Jenner Bikini Pictures for the Perverts of the Day

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Here is Kendall Jenner doing some jailbait teen erotica…getting in her bikini for the internet like a good little Kardashian sister….screaming for attention like their mom taught them…whoring out hard at a young age…cuz strike while the iron is hot and by iron I mean her teen body….and her family brand name….

She is the star player on the second string, coming in to takeover while the older, hairier, fatter hags before her fade into sloppy whore obscurity …..letting her pick up the loose ends with her tight little body that is far better to look at….especially wheen half naked and riding Donkeys….

There’s something inspiring about teaching a girl the value of hooking, attention seeking, and using their bodies to get ahead….it leads to nothing but normal adults….

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2012

06

Apr

Beyonce’s Bikini Twitpic of the Day

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Beyonce is on some self promotional kick that involves posting pics of her mom body in her bikini on the internet like a good attention seeking whore….but unfortunately, it is Beyonce we are talking about, and her clothed or not is never fucking good….She’s just too horrible a diva for me to even appreciate her tit hanging out of her bikini top that’s a few sizes too small for her little mom tits…..the only good thing about this is that she’s sitting and strategically not shoving the typical horrible of baby making and hardcore fried Chicken eating body parts….like belly, thighs, ass or pussy….not that I wouldn’t look if she did…but think this was a smart move…

Here’s the pic.

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2012

06

Apr

Miley Has a Hot Tight Little Body of the Day

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I don’t know what Miley has been up to, but I do know that whatever it is, her redneck, hick, billionaire, well sexualized and experienced from a young age thanks to Disney Execs, is looking fucking hot in a tight little body….while flashing her bra….in spandex pants that were substantially better than the fat bitch that I saw in spandex pants yesterday….who has clearly watched too much Jersey Shore and Kim Kardashian to realize that just because they make them in her size, doesn’t mean she should wear them….while Miley’s hot little pussy all hugged in these pants…makes for a tight little package I’d like to fertilize her easter eggs in her uterus…..

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2012

06

Apr

Sara Jean Underwood in her Place of the Day

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Sara Jean Underwood took part in Esquire’s Me in My Place feature, an obvious move see cuz she’s a Playboy bitch trying to break down the mainstream doing anything she can to get noticed, using every opportunity she can to exploit herself to a virgin loser crowd….from being on G4TV…..where she gets in comic costumes…or by wearing comic book underwear in hot shoots like this to just put the nerds over the edge…making them cum themselves…even though google will let them see her totally naked….because that is how she got here…..

I guess nerds are weird and that comic book reference is what makes the shit hot to them…while I’m more into her NAKED PUSSY …..

Either way, I’m friends with the dude from Me in Your Place…He has a great thing going, an has LAUNCHED AN APP that you can use special promo code “esquire” to get you 20% off the app.

While I star at Sara Jean’s hot body in her house….

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2012

06

Apr

Camille Rowe’s Titties for Terry Richardson of the Day

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Camille Rowe is some model I’ve been loving the last couple of months. She’s from France, has a modeling contract, likes to get naked to get herself famous, and now she’s being shot by Terry Richardson ,doing all the right moves so that in a few years she’ll be misused by Victoria’s Secret by being overpaid for not getting naked….so take it in when you can…cuz as far as I’m concerned…this is spectacular…she’s good….

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2012

06

Apr

Nicki Minaj Fat Ass and Fat Tits in a Fish Net of the Day

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I hate all things Nicki Minaj…She isn’t hot. She doesn’t have a good body. She’s just a fat chick…but more importantly, she’s a fucking lie…she’s not a real talent…she’s a fucking rich kid from some acting school that the record label used to answer to Lady Gaga….but more urban…with rap songs that are like listening to an idiot try hard getting shock treatment….without getting electric shocked to fucking death…even though that’d be a better look for her….seriously….

She’s a try hard, contrived, pile of shit…..but she wore fish nets on TV and flaunted her big….and you’re into that….cuz someone’s gotta make her famous and pay her bills….might as well bet you….

So here is her video….

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2012

06

Apr

Emma Stone Dancing in a Little Skirt on Ellen of the Day

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I can’t stand Ellen, or the women who think Ellen is the greatest thing to happen to Daytime television. She irritates me in her lesbianism, childish, wholesome and family friendly, even though she fists bitches in her spare time and exploits two british cousins who sing Nicki Minaj, like her own child sex ring with youtube stars…..what I am saying is that she’s the fucking worst…

I don’t give a fuck about Emma Stone or the hype that comes with her…She’s hardly hot, marketed to virgin losers, who believe she’s just so cool and the greatest girl ever….while all I see is some bitch who doesn’t give me boners…

Not even when dancing in an idiotic segment for the lesbian network….

Boring….but you’ll like it.

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2012

06

Apr

Amanda Bynes DUI Mugshot Porn of the Day

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For those of you who remember Amanda Bynes , you’ll be glad to know that she was arrested this morning for drunk driving…..the story is that she drove her BMW into a cop car at an interestion…..now you may be wondering why you’re gonna be happy about this…and the answer is simple…the first step to a desperate has-been, especially child star has been, to fall into that level of pathetic, trying to figure out a way back into the industry, to get the good life….is getting a DUI….the next steps will include genital flashing….and more important sex tapes…

I love me some tormented bitches who can’t manage their booze, or more importantly who can’t afford a driver in their starlet life….especially when they were teens I wanted to fuck back when they were tight, unable to get pregnant and naturally bald…if you know what I mean.

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2012

06

Apr

Maria Menounos Upskirt of the Day

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The reason I am not surprised that Maria Menounos is so liberal about showing off her pussy…and I am not just saying that because of these pics of her having a bit of an upskirt that I am not skilled or virgin loser enough to see vagina …but I am saying it because SHE ALSO FLASHED HER PUSSY ON THE BEACH …..is because she’s great and her real vagina is her anus….

The other one’s just for babies and peeing…not scared enough to hide….

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