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Jenna Ortega for the Beetlejuice Photocall of the Day

Kelly Brook From Big Titty Model to Big Back Model of the Day

Charli XCX for Demon Kim Kardashian’s Brand of the Day

Christina Aguilera and her Botox Face and Ozempic Body Get Slutty of the Day

Shannon Mcmullen is the Instagram Of The Day

2012

Mar

stepNEWS of the Day

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Here’s the stepNEWS…

Some people never learn….deny til you die….Tenseness State Drive Instructor Fired Over Sexual Comments To Students
A state driver’s examiner lost his job after parents complained he spoke about sexual topics during their female child’s drivers test. Stephen Guionaud admitted that he spoke about sexual topics but he did not mean any harm.

41 People Arrested at Project X Party in Ohio
Dozens of people, mostly teenagers, were charged after an underage drinking party got out of control. Thirty-one people were charged with crimes ranging from underage consumption, obstructing official business, drug abuse and resisting arrest. Ten more juveniles were referred to the Solon Juvenile Officer for consideration of possible charges.

New Jersey School Bans Hugs
It seems it’s easier to get the cold shoulder rather than a warm hug at Matawan-Aberdeen Middle School. A new rule is stirring up controversy: No hugging.

Chaos Erupts In Massachusetts Courtroom
A jury on Thursday acquitted one man accused in the execution-style slayings of three adults and a toddler on a Boston street and deadlocked on murder charges against another.

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2012

Mar

Kelly Brook Titties in an Ad of the Day

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Here is some campaign that Kelly Brook is doing for socks, a campaign that is clearly written by a retard who I am sure thought was so clever, using some play on words bullshit and stuffing her bra jokes…

Her face looks horrible, one would even call it a wreck that should be retired..but those tits…those tits are big….and sometimes…like in Kelly Brook’s case…that’s all that matters.

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2012

Mar

Ashley Tisdale Ass in a Bikini for Instagram of the Day

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Here is one of the hotter pctures of Ashley Tisdale….because she was decent enough to take the picture from her good side, you know since her face is a fucking dump….a mangled up, accidented, dump that even with plastic surgery couldn’t save….but when she’s walking around and you’re walking behind her….while her bikini is jacked up here ass….I can’t complain, cuz I’m a pervert and will stare at any cunt, even if I hate everything it represents, cuz it is ugly…and I am not into ugly…I’ve fucked enough ugly to know…nothing good comes form ugly….I’m an expert on ugly so I know.

I also know that Tisdale is jealous that her High School Musical buddy, the whore, kiddie pornographer despite being hairy as fuck little money, is getting tons of press for her bikini on the Spring Breakers, and Tisdale’s catty, jealous, less interesting but decent to look at ass wants to get a little attention of its own…and I’m all for it….she works out a lot, and without the distraction of her disability/down fall, it’s not all that bad….

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2012

Mar

Brooklyn Decker Half Naked in DT Magazine of the Day

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I always laugh about Brooklyn Decker because she looks retarded, like a real waterhead you see in the institution, and I know she only got the SI cover cuz she’s married to a pro athlete who has the same agents and managers, sponsors who feed SI their ads, stories, an give them access….making them pretty much obliged to deliver…..and at least she had the titties to justify that hand out…..

Unfortunately, she’s not as good at being a retard as her face is, cuz all the retards I know are jerking off all the fucking time, making their retard growns, in all the inappropriate places, and not getting arrested for it cuz they’re retards….but she is in lingerie…and sure that’s not a few fingers deep between pussy lips but it is something.

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2012

Mar

Lisa Rinna Sweaty Twat of the Day

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I still don’t know what Lisa Rinna does…. Lisa Rinna , I mean other than POSING FOR PLAYBOY IN HER OLD AGE ….

But I do know that her face pussy went through a face pussy reduction….and I also know that here she is sweating from her pussy pretty aggressively…at least I assume that is sweat….even though I know with her age, the sweating of her pussy is the least of her pussy concerns….partially cuz you know what she did to her upper lips…there is no way her lower lips came out unscathed….but more importantly….she’s old, menopausal and possibly drippy/soggy in the box….without even factoring in all the cock she’s likely had over the years….you know cuz you don’t get on websites with a wet pussy being a good, wholesome girl…

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2012

Mar

Izabel Goulart Naked in Harper’s Bazzar Spain of the Day

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I posted the cover picture of a pantsless Izabel Goulart and now the rest of the pics dropped. It’s friday, it’s nice out, what the fuck am I bothering with posting pics of some model pussy, that’s not exposed, and not on my dick, or in my mouth, running a marathon on my face with no legs…..I just don’t know, but let’s call it social anxiety, coupled with laziness, coupled with agoraphobia, coupled with an addiction of posting nonsense on the internet…..

Warning. She is from Brazil and may have a dick.

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2012

Mar

Rihanna Smokes for Instagram of the Day

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Here are some pictures Rihanna posted to twitter for her young fans to teach them that with a little smoke and a little slutty behavior…they too can be famous too….not necessarily at her level of pop-stardom….but definitely with all the guys who they let cum on their faces in exchange for false promises…or money….cuz seriously…no matter how much Rihanna wants to sing about loving the smell of chains and whips, her fan base is still 12….cuz no adult can listen to her shit and take it seriously enough to follow her on twitter…this shit is for the youth….the kind of role model I can’t just get behind…but that I’d love to get behind.

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2012

Mar

Selena Gomez Twitter Bikini Pics from the Spring Breakers of the Day

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Selena Gomez is really the only bitch who matters on the set of Spring Breakers…and I don’t really need to go into it because anyone with a dick knows she’s 19, looks 12 with implants, has probably learned to suck dick like a pro over the years of being whored out by her ghetto spic mom, so that the family can live the good life….sacrifice the innocence of one, for the benefit of the half dozen other kids they likely have….I’ve seen Puerto Rican / Mexican / Ecuadorian / Colombian families and their mini vans filled with Jesus’ little “say no to contraception” gifts…I get how it works….

Someone posted pics of her in bikini with some vag definition – hanging with dudes who look like every other dude these days…and I’m into it.

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2012

Mar

Kim Kardashian Gets Flour Bombed of the Day

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Ever have that feeling where you wish the flour in front of you was actually anthrax? Well, you will now.

I’d like to believe that Kim Kardashian was attacked, because the world thinks she’s vapid, useless, materialistic, spoiled trash that is totally full of her fat self that happens to also be full of cake.

You know becaue I’d think, finally, people are making moves like they would have years ago, to make shit the media feeds us disappear by humiliating them.

But I know that these cunts, the entire family of cunts, are too into the getting attention game, all shameless as fuck, and willing to humiliate themselves in the process….pretending to be so hurt, disrespected, humiliated, when they don’t ever feel those emotions cuz they are too in love with themselves….

That said, if a real person did pull this off, and I doubt they would ever get that close to a celeb on a red carpet to pull this off, unless it was an inside job….I give them props….but next time use something more fatal…or debilitating….It’s not a good prank unless someone ends up in a coma…..especially if that person is the dreg of society.

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2012

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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There is nothing I hate more than hearing old married women whining in the coffee shop….but then there is nothing I like more than hot young girls in leggings ordering their morning coffee at the coffee shop. It’s hard out there for a pervert.

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Jesska Takes It Off Slowly
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5 Athlete Hotties Who Have It All
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Bruce Lee Style Painting Has to Be Seen to Be Understood
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Gallery: The 10 Best “Hunger Games” Memes
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Doutzen Kroes in a Bikini
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Pervert Catches the Girl Next Door Getting Off
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