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Eva Longoria Picking her Ass in a Bikini of the Day
Eva Longoria Picking her Ass in a Bikini of the Day
A Day is Not a Day Without Some Em Rat Cow Smut of the Day
A Day is Not a Day Without Some Em Rat Cow Smut of the Day
Britney Spears Dance Video Porn of the Day
Rita Ora’s Lay Down Tits of the Day
Rita Ora’s Lay Down Tits of the Day
Sofia Vergara has Fat Tits of the Day
Sofia Vergara has Fat Tits of the Day

2012

19

Mar

Izabel Goulart Pants Off in Harper’s Bazaar Spain APril 2012 of the DAy

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I love me some long, amazing, naked, legs…..even if I know they are photoshopped to look this way….because I know that they belong to a model….and that they are probably spectacular even when not photoshopped to be on the cover of a magazine…

I love how Spain does things….I mean, I am sure when the rest of the pictures drop…you know the inside pictures, they are gonna be fucking hot….you know since she’s pantsless on the cover….which is already enough for me to get excited about….without even thinking the inside pages will have some LABIA!!!

I like the fact that everything is pornographic, even fashion and mainstream publications put out by Heasrt. It makes life more fun for my sad sad self….

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2012

19

Mar

Foreign TItties on TV of the Day

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I like to culture you uncultured, white trash, redneck hicks every once in a while by bringing you clips of nudity from International movies and TV shows, because International movies and TV shows are far less conservative than in America and the women are better to look at….because they don’t try as hard…

So here is a tight little tattooed body of some Belgian actress named Daisy Van Praet in some Belgian TV show called Witse……a body you’d expect to be more bloated and disgusting thanks the all the fries and waffles and beer…..but that’s ripped in ways that make you want to treat it like it’s a young dirty slut….making her talk dirty to you in dutch like a whore you picked up in the red light district back in college on your Euro trip through Amsterdam….only better cuz you don’t have to pay for it….and hoping she taps into her french side and gives you anal on the first date like they do in France…..

Euro bitches are amzing even if they are just fantasy from a far away land that will never cross paths with you….cuz you live in a fucking trailer park eating SPAM and CHEESE PUFFS you white trash, redneck hick.

Naked for TV in other countries…means naked on the internet. I’m into it.

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2012

19

Mar

J Woww’s Ass in a Pink Bikini of the Day

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J Woww is the kind of slut who I normally hate, but for some reason she has grown on me. I don’t know why….You see cuz despite the nature of this site…and the fact that I have sex with hookers….only because I’m a married man and hookers leave you the fuck alone after you pay them….and don’t take much effort to get them….I can’t stand trash…..I know…I live in a trashcan, my wife is trash, and every pussy I’ve fucked is trash, and that’s probably the reason I can’t fucking stand it….so when all my friends are excited about a set of fake tits, or a club chick showing her cooch with no panties at the bar, or anything that remotely resembles anything from Jersey Shore….or even porno…..or even frat college kids on Spring Break…I get seriously annoyed, disgusted, and have no interest in fucking them…..It’s not a gay issue, cuz I love pussy, I just like the quiet, wholesome, possible 25 year old Susan Boyle style virgins…..you see cuz being a slut, loud and putting it out there is just too fucking easy…..it’s the religious girls you have to work on and that challenge makes fucking them exciting…at least more exciting than being one cock of many these vapid bitches who think they are hotter than they are…suck….

I know you get what I’m saying…..and that is that despite J.Woww representing all I hate in the world attached to one pussy and fake tits….I’m kinda eager to see her when she migrates her trash into porn…cuz you know she’s built for it…and I’ll watch it…we just need the Jersey Shore movement to simmer down a bit and let them fade into the irrelevant stripper hell they belong….

She’s looking kinda hot….


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2012

19

Mar

Christian Slater’s Girlfriend’s Top Goes See Through of the Day

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Here is my favorite fake British accented paparazzi host…doing his best Robin Leach accenty, trying to intelectualize, or bring bad jokes and puns, in efforts to sound witty, while really just sounding like a total fucking wanker, in the form of a a video of Christian Slater and his Girlfrend, some bitch named Brittany Lopez, who decided to swim with her white shirt and no bra, only to walk the streets pretty much naked, in the kind of outfit I can appreciate, even if it’s on some pussy, some has been everyone once wanted to fuck, while most people under 25 probably don’t know exists…..fucks….

See through shirts on any bitch are worth noticing….maybe Christian Slater should whore her out some more to get some press time and remind people he exists to get some movie gigs….nothing wrong with exploiting migrant/immigrant workers for personal gain….it’s the American Dream.

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2012

19

Mar

Mena Suvari Grabbing Her Crotch in a Bra for Twitter of the Day

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Little alien headed Mena Suvari is on the hustle for her second revival as a pussy in Hollywood worth looking at…as long as you ignore her retard water head looking head….and focus on her INSANELY GREAT ASS ….because you know some of the most disgusting looking humans have some redeeming qualities, whether it is a coinslot perfect vagina, or nice feet.

She’s recently divorced, she’s recently about to be in American Reunion, a throwback to the movie that made her relevant in the first place to the American Public…that I like to attribute to a make a wish foundation dream coming true at the retard school….even though she’s done or tried to do some more serious roles where SHE’S TOPLESS …she’ll always be typecast as the girl some dude had no business wanting in the American Pie Franchise….except maybe to work in his factory for half wages cuz that’s what you do with retards….that enterprising fucker….or for sex…you know cuz a vagina is a vagina….and a vagina matters with an ass like hers attached to it….

Who cares, here she is on twitter, saying “Look at me, I’m back, I’m here, I have a great ass, I’m not gonna spoil this second coming of Mena Suvari”…..

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2012

19

Mar

Sofia Vergara in Esquire April 2012 of the Day

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Sofia Vergara is hot and bitch must know how to give great fucking blowjobs, cuz if she didn’t, she’d be working at a taco stand, or strip club, or married to a drug dealer in Miami or some shit. She would not be on TV.

I have all kinds of theories about how she stood out amongst all he SPICS they were typecasting for hot spic roles, you know that she had drug ties in Colombia that fueled drug addicts in Hollywood….leading to some open doors….but I think it may just have to do with her tits…cuz tits…are magical like that….they lead to opportunity….

I posted a twitpic of her on set of this shoot a few months ago ….but the end result is far more spectacular….pantless, bust, and amazing.

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2012

19

Mar

Amy Childs is the Ultimo Bra Queen of the Day

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Amy Childs Not to Be Confused With Julia Childs ….although both have deep buttery racks…one of lamb….the other of titties but racks never the less….oh the french and their cooking….was modeling underwear for Ultimo…an underwear company…..and I liked it….

She’s a low level UK reality star….she’s 22…..and what she does really doesn’t matter….so long as it is half naked, in underwear, photoshopped because from my experience, 22 is the peak…it’s all downhill from here…so at least we’ll have the pictures to reflect on….as she thickens up like a demi-glaze sauce. Yes…I have a Julia Childs fetish, but only cuz I like rich foods and dead women who I’m not quite sure were actually women…it tends to be an issue.

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2012

19

Mar

Kim Kardashian’s Mom’s Vintage Topless Pregnant Erotic of the Day

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Here is a picture of a younger Kris Jenner, the mom of Kim Kardashian and the other Kardashians, who has used her vagina for personal gain, since getting knocked up by a rich guy with the first one, before living the life of a rich vapid LA housewife cunt through the 80s, when she realized that her vagina can produce gold, to which she started training her garbage children to learn how to suck dick, while she sucked dick to get the connections needed to launch the family as a brand….that makes over 100,000,000 dollars a year….with a launch platform that started with Kris Jenner’s master plan of being the leech on Paris Hilton’s herpes scab, so people would see her, before releasing a porno starring her own fucking daughter, to take it up a notch….

She is the evil mastermind, and here she is whoring herself out, like she probably wished she did on camera when she was in her 20s, since now the only sex appeal she has is to lesbians, or gay men who think she’s a dainty man….

All I see is evil…this is the devil’s work….the fall of society but I’m posting it anyway…cuz vintage pregnant erotica, although not hot at all, has huge diaper like underwear…and that makes it fun to look at.

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2012

19

Mar

Lauren Stoner Tans Her Tits on the Beach of the Day

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Lauren Stoner is pretty much a nobody, that’s why she’s tanning her tits for the paparazzi, you see because she wants to be a somebody, and you may be wondering why I know so much about someone so insignificant, and the answer is simple…. HER MODEL MAYHEM ….

I mean prior to reaching millions in her bikini for the paparazzi showing her tits….you know the good old fashioned bottom feeding way….she was a hair model on an NBC morning show in Miami…..and had countless appearances on DECO DRIVE….a show you’ve never fucking heard of…..oh and she was an extra in Miami Vice…the movie….

This is how you get a male fan base women….take notes…

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2012

19

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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St Patrick’s Day is the one weekend I don’t drink and I always drink….because I like being the loud, hated, overly drunk guy, and seeing people more loud, hated and overly drunk ruins drinking for me…and I can’t allow for that…so I go into lock down. Unlike these suburbanite, 9 to 5er fat chicks gone wild, I can drink every night…and I will now that St Patrick’s is over.

Here are the morning links….

Let’s Kick Things Off With a Pole Dancer – VIDEO
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Lauren Miranda is on All Fours
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The 30 Most Provocative Pics in Sports
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Free Cam Shows
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How To Pull Out A Tooth With A Rocket
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The 25 Most Annoying Kid Characters on TV
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Kris Jenner Gave Rob Kardashian A Topless, Pregnant Pic Of Herself For His Birthday
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This MILF is Getting It On With Her Toilet Brush
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Live Web Cam Shows, Best Way to
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