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2012

07

Mar

Julia Faria Amazing Beach Ass for Marie Claire Brazil of the Day

I don’t know who this Julia Faria bitch is, or how old she is, but I do know she’s got a great ass, and more importantly a modeling contract, which is a manditory requirement to hang out with me, and by modeling contract I mean vagina, cuz even the meaty ones with little dick clits and piss flaps you can wear as a gas mask, are still hott of fuck, if anything, even hotter to fuck cuz they look like rotting deli meat sandwiches, mangled up murder victim, an alien creatures from under the sea and/or thick fleashy christmas tree decorations hanging off the tree and over the gifts all bottled up into a pinkish, brown, warm an lubricated place to stick my dick…..

Either way, this Julia Faria bitch is a bikini model, she’s from Brazil and I think I may love her…

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2012

07

Mar

Miranda Kerr Singing in Japanese for Lots of Money of the Day

Miranda Kerr got paid big to do this ad in Japan…where she’s singing in Japanese, a fetish of mine cuz I love hearing bitchs speak in other languages…ideally to my dick…

I guess she’s big in Japan…and it turns out that I am also big in Japan…but only cuz I am big everywhere I go…thanks to an eating disorder and slow metabolism….

Like Miranda Kerr, I’d like to Japanese famous…cuz Japan is a fucking mind trip on all fronts that makes north america look like hell…

Sure hanging with top models, holding their purses when they speak Japanese like little sluts would be more fun, even if she’s got a kid….I can handle if a pussy is slightly used and abused….I am the stepfather after all….no matter how disgusting it may be….you know she’s getting paid huge money to do this stupid commercial that I find pornographic…money I would spend on some japanesee sex clubs in the school girl fetish room

Here’s the behind the scenes….

Ok…so this post wasn’t that hot…to all of you…except me and my foreign language fetish….thinking of all the dirty talk I can’t understand when fucking her…so here’s some pics of her….cuz that’s what matters…

Posted in:Miranda Kerr

2012

07

Mar

Jessica Simpson Nude and Pregnant for Elle of the Day

It’s funny cuz you know this pic of Jessica Simpson is heavily photoshopped to make her look not so heavy…..It’s like when you see a bitch in a bikini and she has abs that she never had before…you know to upset little girls, give them a complex and thus curve the obesity trend in the right direction, when keeping bitches nice and insecure about themselves….but the pregnant version….

I don’t know, pregnancy along with periods are the shitties part of being a girl, not sure why they’d want to strip it down and put it on display, like some kind of circus freak, you know elephant in captivity about to birth, but on the flipside, her milk filled tit looks great as she holds it up ready and equipped to feed a nation….it always goes back to the power of nudity making gross things so compelling to look at and masturbate to…..or even on….so as much as I’d rather not see a thinned out pregnant beast naked….at least she’s naked….but more importantly…all least she has a valid reason for her sheer size….

I love this pic of the dude kissing his lottery ticket….he’s like I’ll jump on the grenade cuz the grenade makes millions….and who can blame him for the k-fed….when you’re dick is in gold and you wanna keep it in gold you cum inside the bitch…easy.

Posted in:Jessica Simpson

2012

07

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I hate you, you’re the fucking worst…now be my friend on FACEBOOK ….

Fun on a Russian Swing – VIDEO
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This New Cast Would Significantly Improve ‘Basketball Wives’
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Free Cam Shows Make Life a Little Better
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Table Dancing FAIL – VIDEO
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Christine Campbell’s Tits Are Out of Hand
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I Wish Katy Perry and Her Tits Would Get Rid of That Stupid Fucking Blue Hair
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Live Cam Shows Make Any Bad Day Better
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Busty Blonde Gets her Pussy Wet For the Camera – VIDEO
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The 10 Most Ridiculous Celebrity-Inspired Video Games
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2012

06

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

Fuck the stepLINKS….they’re so lame….they lack authenticity and vision….no wait that’s not the stepLINKS…that’s shitty couples who stay at home Saturday Night to watch Lindsay Lohan on SNL….the same people who make jokes from popular movies….the same people who perpetuate my hate for the media and how it’s ruining original thought…seriously…they are the people who don’t feel like assholes when playing board games….you know who you idiots are…a waste of a life…..cooped up in your hell…addicted to your screen….

Here are the stepLINKS….

Mena Suvari Booty
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The Morphing Of Brit Brit’s Face – VIDEO
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Yo-Yo Master Who Probably Doesn’ Get Laid That Much…
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Victoria Beckham is Hot and Skinny for Some Magazine
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Vanessa Hudgens Fuckable As A Blonde
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AWESOME pics of Kim Kardashian Going Bald
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Live Web Cam Sluts Make Tuesday Better
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Yo Yo Master Will Blow Your Mind – VIDEO
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20 Famous Actresses Who Got Their Start In Horror Movies
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Alessandra Ambrosio Hot Pregnant Chick
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Halle Berry Doesn’t Want You To Know How Crazy She Is
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Krislyn Gonzalez is Pure Hotness
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Adriana Lima New Bikini Photoshoot Outtakes
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Free Cam Shows Make Life Better
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Horny Wife Fucks Herself With a HUGE Dildo – VIDEO
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Cheerleader Showdown: College Basketball Conference Championship Edition
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More Olivia Munn Purported Hacked Topless Pics. Click The Pic For The Shots!
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Katherine McPhee Just Because
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Undressing Mom for $5000 Dollars – VIDEO
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Pregnant Lesbians Make Me Wanna Puke – VIDEO
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Vanessa Hudgens Went Blonde
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Imogen Thomas Is Not Happy With Her Body
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Michelle Marsh gets Naked in the Sunset
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Carol Costello Broadcasts Her Panties On CNN (Twice!)
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Cece and Barbara Playing with Food
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Some Megan Fox, Just Because
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Paige Green is One Hot Piece of Ass
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Steroid Abuse Personified – VIDEO
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Tahiry’s is Super Sexy in this Photoshoot
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Emme and Christina Get It On
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Woman Sues College Over Roommate’s “Disturbing� Sex Life
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Mia Stone and Angie Scott Try Every Sex Position
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How About Pranking Cops? – VIDEO
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I Love a Girl in Sexy Tights
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Katy Perry Nasty Face Showing Some Serious Cleavage
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Complete History of Celebrity Photo Leaks
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World’s Largest Slingshot
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Jennifer Lawrence in Seventeen
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Table Dancing Fail
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Miranda Kerr Hits Paris Fashion Week! Lookin’ Like A Million Bucks
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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That Taiwanese CGI News Network Did a Stephan Hawking Sex Club Video and Here It Is – VIDEO
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Thai Bozer Gets Owned – VIDEO
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How About a Cute Russian Amateur?
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Magdalena Frackowiak shows off her lingerie and bikini modeling skills
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Vanessa Hudgens Should Have Worn Pants
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The Top 10 Hip-Hop Sneakers Of All-Time
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Katie Cleary Shaves Her Bush
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Imogen Thomas Likes Panties In Her Ass Crack
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Taylor Swift Very Hot Bikini Pics. So Hot You Have To Look Away
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The QUEEN BEE Of Nipples And Fat Camel Toes
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Jennifer Morrison in Drag
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This is Miss USA
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Brazilian Model SueLn Mediros in a THong
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Model Alyssa Miller Hot Naked TIts
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Dutch Artis and Saskia de Brauw Naked
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Emily O’Hara Tits
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Fernanda Abraao NAked and Massive Booty – WITH LABIA
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Billie Faiers Topless Pool Party
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Jorgie Porter Wearing a Bikini
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Lucy Harold’s TIts
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Tila Tequila Sex Tape to Celebrate her Suicide
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2012

06

Mar

stepNEWS of the Day

Here’s the stepNEWS….my favorite…even though the best thing in the news today was Obama saying “This isn’t a game, this is real life”….Urban.

Courtroom Scuffle Breaks Out In Florida
A scuffle breaks out in a Florida courtroom.

Home Video Captures Helicopter Crash
A helicopter crashed in the Arizona desert while filming a segment for the Korean version of Top Gear.

Texas Man Charged With Sexting Minor
An Austin elementary school teacher prevented her student from possibly being the victim of a sex assault. Police say the 12-year-old was sexting with a 28-year-old man.

Soccer Mom Accused Of Running Brothel
A mother of four from Orange County, New York, is accused of running a high-end brothel out of an apartment building on Manhattan’s Upper East Side, according to the Manhattan District Attorney’s Office.

Caught on Tape: 15-Year-Old DUI Driver Crashes Truck
A 15-year-old boy was not only driving a truck without a license but had been drinking before he crashed, according to Mesa Police, and it was all caught on camera.

Michigan Teacher Facing Sex Charges
A substitute band teacher is accused of sexting several students, and having sexual contact with another. And police describe that encounter as “not consensual.”

Will The Condom Law Drive Porn Biz Out?
Condoms are now required on Los Angeles Adult Film sets…

Columbus, OH Drivers Wreck On Icy Roads
Commuters were caught on icy roads and had a tough time getting to work.

Murder suspect attacked in Massachusetts courtroom
A courtroom brawl broke out in Western Massachusetts when the family of a murder victim attacked her alleged killer.

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2012

06

Mar

Ioanna Ntenti Amazing Model Tits of the Day

My next wife. the one I end up knocking up and having a family with, after this site makes me a billion dollars cuz it becomes a cult classic, eventually tricking the mainstream….is gonna be a model…

See up until this point, life’s been pretty shit…women have been shit, the wife has been shit, and after eating the shit for this long, I feel I deserve to be with a model with great tits….

The reason I like models is simple…they are cool, hot and secure in their looks cuz people pay them for their looks and thus secure in themselves…allowing them to focus on what is important…having fun…in a life of luxury with no fucking stress cuz they have the easiest fucking jobs….

Her name is Ioanna Ntenti. She’s from Greece and thus has two vaginas…one in her asshole and the other where traditional non greek pussies go….and she’s topless for tank magazine…and I’m liking it…so much I can practically smell the shit on my dick…but that could be totally unrelated to these pics….if you know what I mean.

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2012

06

Mar

Rumer Willis Turnin’ Men Gay of the Day


Yesterday, BRUCE WILLIS TOOK OUT HIS FRUSTRATION ON THE PAPARAZZI ….because everyday he wakes up knowing that his drug use and selling his soul to the devil to get to this level of fame and riches with such little talent and hair…is the reason he was given this monster toll of a daughter who has the ability to turn straight men faggot….with her face alone….rocking that bra and see through shirt…and strategically placing herself so the wind blows up her skirt was just fucking overkill….I mean if that was her objective in her seduction….all square faced and sloppy bodied….She’s the fucking worst.


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Posted in:Rumer Willis

2012

06

Mar

More Olivia Munn “Alleged” Nudes of the Day

Olivia Munn has nudes circulating. Who fucking cares. I am sure this is a response to her shitty career that didn’t pan out for her after leaving the nerd show where nerds were loyal to her…only to move onto a new, younger and hotter with a great pussy SARA JEAN UNDERWOOD ….forcing Munn to pull this shit….and whether they are real or not…doen’t matter…I can’t jerk off to them…or to her….cuz she’s garbage.

I don’t know what this one is all about….

Posted in:Olivia Munn

2012

06

Mar

Some Camilla Luddington and Pamela Adlon in Californication of the Day

Here’s a clip of some bitch named Camilla Luddington getting fucked by the baby looking guy in Californication….because that’s what that show doees and I appreciate that…..The discussion about the girl not coming hit a little too close to home…you know….cuz I’ve never made a girl cum…that’s what vibrator’s are for….I’m a lazy lover so what….usually I’m paying for the shit and that’s my right…or the girls are so medicated they don’t know what’s happening…it doesn’t really fuck with my manhood….

Either way, I’m down with the move from TV into porn…it’s inspiring…can’t wait to pitch the drunkenstepfather show…..about me and my paying for sex….co starring every celebrity I’ve wanted to turn into a hooker and pay to fondle….it will happen….I watched The Secret…you just need to project….I actually didn’t watch The Secret…I’m too cool for that loser shit…

Posted in:Camilla Luddington|Pamela Adlon