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2012

22

Feb

Nicki Minaj is Blue in Vogue of the Day

Nicki Minaj is so contemporary….She’s painted herself for Vogue like she was in Avatar…fucking innovation right here motherfuckers….even if her innovation forces the public to realize despite being full of shit, she’s not actually brown…or as you americans call it black. Sure her parents may be of African decent so she claims for rap legitimacy like Drake….but she’s whiter than Gaga…as white a suburban mall….as white a professional acting classes to be like Angelina…white….doing photoshoots like you’re in Avatar…white….nothing about her is original, urban, or inspiring…

Except maybe her big tits but those come with a weight problem….and what it comes down to is that she looks best in this video…..

Posted in:Nicki Minaj

2012

22

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I am a pretty disturbed motherfucker and the more time I spend drinking and the more time I spend alone the weirder the thoughts get. Luckily, I am a non violent crazy person…but I spent last night writing my local radio show a short essay on my most memorable beer for a contest, that basically went on about how a baseball coach used beer to medicate me to molest me like he was Michael Jackson and that it wasn’t the most memorable beer until their stupid radio show made me find that repressed memory in search of my favorite beer memory…only to find my worst beer memory and now I am forced to sue them….only to find out the contest ended yesterday…

I remain sucking at life.

Frozen Canal Crossing FAIL – VIDEO
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Brittney vs. Arianny: The Ultimate Sexy Pic Fight
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Free Cam Shows Make Life a Little Better, No?
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I’d Like to Be All Over Brittany Black
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Star Sizes Will Blow Your Mind – VIDEO
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JWoww Honors America’s Presidents. Oh, Good.
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Live Web Cam Sluts That Will Blow Your Mind
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Dude Leaks a Video of His Ex Masterbating – VIDEO
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The 50 Best “Simpsons� Episodes Of All Time
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Paris Hilton Won $30 000 in Vegas What the Fuck
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Posted in:MHD

2012

22

Feb

Helena Christensen Models Triumph Lingerie of the Day


Helena Christensen is in her 40s which might as well be her 90s in the lingerie modeling world….but here she is modeling her own lingerie line…and sure she could be photoshopped…but at least she’s fucking doing it….cuz there’s nothing that annoys me more than when these bikini models and lingerie models get old and start up their own collections and decide to hire real young and hot models to wear the shit rather than put their fraction of what they once were ass in the shit to humiliate themselves…actually that doesn’t annoy me at all…cuz laughing at sloppy ex models is for bitter women who are jealous that they still look better than them…and staring at half naked chicks in lingerie is a dude thing….

Turns out this post happened back in January….I am a horrible blogger who can’t keep track of my smut…

Posted in:Helena Christensen

2012

21

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

It’s fucking Mardi Gras and my single most favorite city I have been to in the USA is New Orleans…I would live there if was allowed into the states, if I wasn’t broke, if I had a fat black cajun cooking wife, instead of the fat white trash french canadian I’m stuck with…..I should be there now…but all I have is this video of last year to remind me tonight’s drinking is gonna suck compared to what it coulda been if I didn’t suck at life….

NSFW – Uncensored Mardi Gras 2010 from cajunmonkey on Vimeo.

Here are the stepLINKS….while I suck at life….there are a ton of fucking links today….

Nick Jonas Was Having Sex With This? What. The. Fuck.
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Live Web Cam Sluts to Help Make the Most of Your Day
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The Weirdest Fucking Music Video of All TIme via Tyler the Creator
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Helen Flannigan Big Titties…
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Kate Upton’s Looking Better Than Usual in Esquire – THanks Photoshop
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Brittney Palmer vs Arianny Celest in the Ultimate Sexy Pic Fight
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Drinking 3 Beers with No Hands
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The 10 Most Awkward Celebrity Endorsements
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Arianny Celeste Does It Again
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Rachel Aldana Is An Overcompensation
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Well Hello Sarah M
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A Whole Lot of Alina Baikova
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Lindsay Lohan Got a Fucking Job. I Know Right?
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Free Cam Shows Will Make Your Day Better
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Lebanese Model Gets Naked – VIDEO
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The Best Sports Hottie From Each State
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It’s Gonna Be Raining Bucketloads of Cunt – VIDEO
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Mayra Suarez Self Shot Pics
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Princess Kate
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College Sluts Get Hazed – VIDEO
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Real Life Cone Head WTF?
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Bar Refaeli Plays Tennis in Her Underwear (PHOTOS)
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Maria Fowler Not Fowl Or Foul
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Sara Chafak is Fairly Attractive
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Check Out Jessie Rogers – VIDEO
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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How About a Nip Slip Presenter
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The 30 Hottest Oscar Red-Carpet Styles Ever
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Austin is Stuffing Herself and Spreading Herself
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Department Of Sex Acts Gets Filthy With Alison Brie
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She is Begging for an Orgasm – VIDEO
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3D Copy Machine. Wait, What? – VIDEO
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I’m Looking Forward to Summertime Short Dresses
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Bar Refaeli Rocks Ray-Ban Wayfarers In West Hollywood!
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Now These Are Some Incredible Tits
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Jessica Simpson is a Big Green Monster
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Awesome Dorm Prank – VIDEO
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Hot Little Cam Slut in Action
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12 of the Greatest Robots in Movie History
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Mischa Barton Is Still Getting Work As A Model
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COMIN’ OUT HARD: 10 Rappers Caught In S#x Tape Scandals
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Weather Man Drops the Bundles of CUNT
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Maria Fowler Hot in her Bikini
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Diddy Gets His Own TV Network
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Pug Falls in Toilet Video
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Prince Pierre Casiraghi is a Pussy
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Dog Singing Badly for Mardi Gras
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Demi Lovato Admits She’s Fat
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Impressive Hoop Dance Faggot
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Megan Fox Has New Implants. Here They Are
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Check Out This Wet, Delicious Camel Toe Courtesy Of Miss Finland 2012
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Christina Hendricks Was Bullied in High School – Fascinating….
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Serious BMX Skills
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Kate Beckinsale Snorting and Smoking in Leggings
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Rihanna in Some Thigh Highs
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Joanna Krupa in Some TIght Pants Hot
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Hayden Panettiere Midget in Red
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Kelly Brook Crossed Legs
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Sammy Braddy Hot Big NAKED Tits for Some Lad Mag
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Julia Pereira’s Pink Bikini at the Beach
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Emanuelle Chriqui all Morrocan
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Lohan Hides her Tits While Shopping
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Jessica Simpson Big Tits Ready to Drop
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Salma Hayek Big Titties on the Red Carpet
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Kim Kardashian Big in a Bikini of the DAy
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Kat Dennings is a Fat Pig
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Taylor Swift on Leno
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Alice Greczyn in Jack Italy
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Teen Amateur Masturbating in Bed
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Cam Girl with Retarded Huge Tits
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Sleeping Cumshot Prank
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2012

21

Feb

Jessie J See Through Outfit at the Brits of the Day

Jessie J confuses me. But here she is in a see thru outfit for the Brits…that’s more on a Lady Gaga or Nicki Minaj stupid costume that gay guys everywhere call “Fierce” than a see thru outfit to shock the nation and give us nipple or cunny to fap to…you like how I went UK for the sake of a UK pop star…I’m versatile in my blog star performing like that…so cultured and relevant…fuck yourself…

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Posted in:Jessie J

2012

21

Feb

Lea Michele’s Still in her Bikini of the Day

This is the best I’ve seen Lea Michele post on Twitter for her bikini vacation…you know a little leg and a lot of booze for the kids to get inspired to drink like her….hopefully deciding to drive and ending up in horrible accidents that elimate the Glee fan base so we can all go on with our lives….while exciting me cuz alcohol is my only real friend….

I guess, since I have a few drinks in me already, I can admit this dude from Glee is not horrible looking in these pictures that we area lucky enough to not see her face…this is like when you’re in the car behind a motorcycle and the driver has long flowing hair in the wind and an ass in tight jeans you don’t mind staring at until you drive past her playfully to find out she’s a homie…You get what I’m saying here…and that is that this face that is worse than a Tisdale when hidden makes her body less irritating in pictures when half naked, even if she normally has the sex appeal of a dude….

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Posted in:Lea Michele

2012

21

Feb

J.Lo in Her Bikini of the Day

I think every day needs to be rudely interupted by J.Lo in a bikini….I mean she is the most beautiful person in the world according to People Magazine, and they don’t lie…they don’t get paid off by publicists ever….they are a hard hitting, investigative journalism, only print the facts quality publication that’s not useless smut in any fucking way…you see cuz obviously J.Lo….at 45 and a mother…is not the most beautiful anything…except maybe Judge on idol, but the more Steve Tyler embraces his inner woman…that title’s not even fact….

Either way, no idea what these photoshopped shitty pics are for or what they are from…but I’m posting them anyway cuz that’s just what J.Lo the overratted spoiled cunt does to me….

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Posted in:J.Lo

2012

21

Feb

stepNEWS of the Day

Here’s the stepNEWS….that shouldn’t be news…because I think it’s just a slice of Americana….you know…just representitive of what you are all a part of….from Kate Upton talking about sand in her cunt for hits….to mom’s getting their babies drunk….we’re all part of them and they are all part of us….I don’t know what I’m saying just watch the news weirdo…or maybe I’m a weirdo…

Kate Upton Again…I Know…Annoying.. on Good Day LA
Sports Illustrated swimsuit cover model Kate Upton stops by Good Day LA to talk about when she got the news, learning The Dougie, her curvy figure, and getting sand in her crotch on photo shoots.

Iowa Mom Arrested For Getting Toddler Drunk
An Iowa mother was arrested for letting her 22-month old daughter become intoxicated

Ghost Sex: Paranormal Investigator Detects Spirits in East Side House
Last fall, FOX 8 News profiled Dianne Carlisle, who claimed to have ghosts living inside her Euclid home. Several months have passed and Dianne doesn’t doubt her ghostly visitors, even though the sex seems to have stopped.

Texas Teacher Tells Spanish Speaking Student To ‘Go Back To Mexico’
A North Texas teacher is fighting to keep her job after telling a Spanish-speaking student to ‘go back to Mexico’

Massachusetts School Brawl Caught On Tape
Members of the Lynn School Committee are calling for an investigation into a video that shows students participating, watching and recording a vicious fight.

Caught on Tape: Driver Runs Down Pedestrian

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2012

21

Feb

Kelly Ripa’s Hard Ass in a Bikini of the Day

I don’t have the rights to post THESE BIKINI PICS ….so I stuck with her twitter hawaii pic to set the mood…

Kelly Ripa is tiny bodied bitch we have all jerked off to at least once while watching her on her morning show…the timing was convenient…and sure she wasn’t stacked like Kathy Lee…but she did manage to turn a small frame we wanted to brake in half with our dicks into a scary fit muscular monster with a belly button trying to escape her horror movie body…making her more of a horror movie body that…who is now in her 40s and likely hitting menopause soon….leading to more overcompensation….leaving HER LITTLE CUTE ASS a thing of the past….making it more an ass you’d find on a dude ….


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Posted in:Kelly Ripa

2012

21

Feb

Coco Proves Her Ass is Real Fat of the Day

This actually happened? I believe it…but just don’t want to believe it…This is fucking insane….not in a good way…in a riduclous when shit like this happens on TV….I know that America is fucking doomed….kinda way…

Firstly, poeple like Coco don’t belong on TV…they aren’t meant to be famous…they are whores…or strippers who fuck famous people…leave it at that…sure throw them on some obscure cable TV show like she is a Kardashian…but interviewing her like she matters is just stupid and undeserved….

Secondly, the show Doctors, which I’ve never seen but assume is meant to help people on health issues, shouldn’t be doing bottom feeding tabloid shit like blogs do to get ratings….they are already on fucking TV….isn’t that enough for these assholes!?

Thirdlyy, America love tabloids…there are so many people with interesting thoughts, philosophers, writers, satirists, with knowledge, concepts, humor that provokes though…and they can’t get heard but Coco showing the world that she’s got a Fat ass gets air time….it is polluting us all….totally offensive…

Lastly, and most importantly, she’s not even hot…she’s a fucking clown…

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