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2012

16

Feb

Doutzen Kroes in her Bikini of the DAy

I don’t really get this baby trend….especially not for these lingerie supermodels…it’s like they’ve all gone and done it…including Gisele and she wasn’t even born with a Vagina….we’re talking Adriana Lima, Alessandra Ambrosio, Miranda Kerr, the whole fucking roster of these money making bodies who sold their soul, pretending they have the best gig in the business, because if they say they don’t, their family back home gets killed off, because really these models are the most exploited….there’s a 9 billion dollar empire riding on their tits….

Babies fucking suck and more importantly they ruin women…and if your gig is being half naked…maybe you should stick to fucking adopting…even if you bounce back looking this good…that’s not the point…cuz we don’t know what deflated testicle mess you’re hiding in your shorts….and more importantly…now all our fucking Doutzen fantasies involve her lactating….into a babies mouth cuz she’s too busy, tired, in love and baby obessessed to lactate in our mouths….

Nothing good comes from pregnancy….I came from pregnancy….case in point


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2012

16

Feb

Alejandra Alonso Nakde in L’Official Ukraine of the Day

Her name is Alejandra Alonso and she’s strategically naked for fashion….strategic in a bad way…you know in a way that she’s not showing any fucking nudity at all…and that she might as well be clothed in…..

The funny thing about this is that it is for L’Official the Ukraine edition…something I had no idea existed…partially cuz I’ve never been to Russia’s toilet bowl….but also because you’d think the Ukraine was one of those communist markets you don’t really bother with…you know like if it was L’Official Cuba….or L’Official shouldn’t you be waiting in line for rationed bread you fucking gymnast, figure skate, sex trade organized crime ring running mother fucker….

Goodtimess.

Posted in:Alejandra Alonso

2012

16

Feb

Alexandrina or Anna-Maria New Models Showing Some Tit of the Day

I have no idea who these Alexandrina & Anna-Maria models are or why I have their model pictures…I don’t even know how these are pictures of two people, and if they are actually just one person why is their name so pretentious and obscure….is it a hook to get noticed…all schizo and bi-polar….or maybe the original shoot had two girls and if it did….I don’t know which one this bitch is….but what I do know is that any new model willing to get naked for fashion is pretty much the equivalent to a stripper or whore to me…only far more classy and for some reason…I dig it….

Posted in:Alexandrina & Anna-Maria

2012

16

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

A wise man once said on TWITTER that you don’t call an alcoholic who was drinking til 6 am and hungover as fuck that he’s an alcoholic as he’s sitting on he toilet shitting blood due to his alcoholism. It is just mean.

That man was me. here’s some morning links to some…lunch links to other….afernoon links to others and midnight links for the asians.

Wing Suit Flying Man! – VIDEO
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The 15 Most Flexible Female Sports Hotties
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Free Cam Shows, Because the Recession is Affecting Us all
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LOL cat Video of the Day
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I’d Like to be All Over Courtney
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And So the Plot Thickens: Kim Kardashian & Kris Humphries Never Consumated Their Marriage
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Live Web Cam Sluts That Will Drive You Wild
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This Chick Uses The Biggest Butt Plug Ever – VIDEO
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The 25 Greatest Hotheads in Movie History
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WEBCAM STAR OF THE DAY LIKES ASS PLAY
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2012

15

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

So much good happens on MY FACEBOOK

That’s all I have to say about that….

Oh and there were just 4 cop cars parked outside my door….even though I don’t break the law consciously….I fear the law….If they take me in and take me down…I’ll think of you when getting prison raped….that makes you gay by association….

Here are the stepLINKS….

Kelly Brook’s Ass Looks Good for a Reebok Ad
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Kate Upton May Be Too Basic For Victoria’s Secret But I’d Still Fuck Her
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Live Web Cam Sluts in the Comfort of Your Own Home
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Rebecca Romijn Stamos in a Bikini for a Fitness Magazine
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Coco’s Ass is Ridiculous and Hilarious and Amazing
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It’s WInter – Get Outside
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Stripper Pole Walking
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25 Worst Cheap Shots in Sports
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The 50 Best TV Show Theme Songs
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Prediction: Irina Shayk Will Be The 2013 SI Swimsuit Cover Girl
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Michael Lohan Was in the Championships Of….
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WTF Photo of the Day
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April Will Bring a Little Sunshine to a Cloud Day
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How About a Little Asian Hotness?
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Free Cam Shows For Your Broke Ass
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Horny Slut Shoves Two Fingers Up Her Ass
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Alex Morgan an Up and Coming Sports Hottie
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Kim Kardashian Twitter Bikini Cleavage
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Gwenyth Platrow Wants You To Eat Her Disgusting Food
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That’s a Reasonable Drink Holder, No?
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We Need Less Arguing and More Getting Naked
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Vanessa Hudgens Got a Haircut
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Kim Kardashian Workout Tits
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April and Molly Get It On
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It’s Been Awhile Since We Had Some Pam Anderson
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Random Photo Dump of the Day
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Which MOB Wife Has a Has Black Daughter?
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Get a Load of Dasy West
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Couple’s Sexy V-Day Bondage Causes Kidnapping Scare
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Malena Morgan – A Hot Body to Die For
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Kate Upton dancing at Photoshoot
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Fashion Lady Loves Leggings
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Irina Shayk @ 2012 S.I. Swimsuit Issue Launch Party
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Salma Hayek is Super Sexy
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Jeff Goldblum Stole His Dad’s Money for a Hooker
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Gotta Love a Slut with Big Juggs – VIDEO
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Bar Refaeli Busts Out Her Ridiculously Sexy Profile
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Jessca Alba Looks Hot at the Michael Kors Event
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This is the Scariest Robot I’ve Ever Seen…..
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This is The Dumbest fucking Movie in the History of Movies…”Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter”….It’s more a viral video concept gone too far….
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Tulisa Contostavlos Sounds Greek. Wonder If She Like It Greek?
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25 Trash to Treasure Stories in Sports
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Ashlee Simpson is Slutting Out in Public
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Lindsay Lohan Wants You To Use The Backdoor. It’s Open!
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Some Car Accident Scam
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Audrina Patridge And Her Bouncy Tits Hit The Beach
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Now YOu Can Shove Kate Middleton up your ass….
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Shakira And Her Boob Grabbing Friend Enjoy The Beach. Love That Ass.
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Scalett Johannson’s Hiding her Cellulite – In Case You Missed It
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Rosario Dawson Is Braless And Has Tasty Nipples. Here They Are…
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Another Fucking Annoying Model. But I Can’t Stop Thinking About Her Tits.
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Karissa Shannon Throwback Upskirt
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Elizabeth Banks for Women’s Health
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Jorgie Porter Hot in Lingerie for Nuts
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Maria Sharapova Vagina for Tennis
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Mena Suvari – Huge Forhead Tight Pants
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OLIVIA WILDE NUDE IN ALPHA DOG
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2012

15

Feb

Shakira Does the Beach of the Day

Yesterday there was a story of Shakira surviving a Sea Lion attack…resting and covered in bruises…after escaping death like the action figure she is….and today we have Shakira on the beach….proving yet again that celebrity gossip is a pile of shit…but it’s almost tolerable when the celebs are half naked….cuz good or bad looking……half naked is always good….

The again…these could be old pics…and I could have my time line all fucked up and these are just the trials and tribulations of a job that isn’t a job….it’s such hard work for something that doesn’t fucking matter..


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2012

15

Feb

Victoria Beckham Grabbing David Beckham’s Billboard Balls of the DAy

You probably figured out with the half dozen kids these freaks have that Victoria Beckham is a total whore who loves her husbands cum and apparently where his cum comes from….sticking around despite his cheating on her and all the scandals….all because she loves where his cum comes from….and here she is in New York for fashion week making a statement or tribute to them balls by doing one of those “tourist” pictures, you know the ones you see assholes put on facebook that normally involve holding the leaning tower up, or making the EIffel Tower stick out of their asses, only Posh Spice is doing it substantially better…cuz I like middle aged moms getting drunk and slutty especially on camera….it is the good kind of embarrassing for everyone involved…especially the kids back home…about to get teased by their friends after seeing their mom on youtube drunk dancing at a wedding…or grabbing at balls….Married couples are so weird.

Posted in:Victoria Beckham

2012

15

Feb

Scarlett Johansson’s Hiding her Cellulite of the Day

I posted the above pic of Scarlett Johansson’s overrated ass in a bikini all 30 years old, divorced and sloppy….pretty much blaming marketing for tricking us into thinking she’s hot….or a sex symbol…or whatever you want to call the foundation of her career that has got her raspy voice, shit acting, attention….

Well today the BIKINI PICTURES CONTINUE only she’s was smart enough to wear shorts this time…I’m not allowed to post the new pictures cuz this dude who runs the paparazzi agency that owns them wants to sue me…or may be trying to sue me…so I’d rather just link the shit…not to mention it is Scarlett Johansson, a serious has been wwho never should have been, who needs to step back and live off her fortune she made of the snake oil sex appeal she sold us….


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Posted in:Scarlett Johansson

2012

15

Feb

Ashley Tisdale Panty Upskirt of the Day

I dont’ know when these classic Ashley TIsdale getting out of car flash your white panties to divert from your weak chin and busted up face….but I’m glad they happened.

That’s all I really have to say about this Tisdale bitch, I mean I’ve probably done hundreds of posts on her – from ugly watch to her bikini fit body…and what I think just doesn’t matter…the ultimate truth is that despite all that sucks about her, I’d love to wear her labia as ear muffs…if you know what I mean….which you do…snorting clit like it was coke and I was Whitney Houston…

Posted in:Ashley Tisdale

2012

15

Feb

Rosie Huntington-Whitely Nipple for VS Mag of the Day

Along with Shailene Woodley , VS MAGAZINE most recent issue also featured Julianne Moore …. Helena Christensen …… Elizabeth Olsen and most importantly…these pictures of Rosie Huntington-Whitely’s nipples…I would say the 5 cover issue was Oscar related…but then I remembered Rosie Huntinton-Whitely’s closest encounter with an Oscar was probably when she was fucking her way to the top….moving from model…to actress….if you can call that acting…to masturabtion material for nerds everywhere and I’m into the fact that she still brings out the nipples to party like it was old times cuz she’s hot.

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