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2012

14

Feb

Courtney Stodden’s Valentine’s Day Bikini of the Day

These staged pics of Courtney Stodden in her bikini with her husband taht I feel like an idiot calling staged because they are of Courtney Stodden and everything about her is fucking staged…even the fact that she’s 16….or that her tits are real….or anything that diverts from the truth that I’d go out and prove if I cared enough …where she’s a stripper, he’s a has been looking for media coverage or at least to give a bitch media coverage cuz he has no self esteem, likes fucking her and knows this is all he can offer…and who cares, it’s amazing…

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2012

14

Feb

Megalyn Echikunwoke Titties in House of Lies Episode 6 of the Day

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There is a show called House of Lies that I’ve never watched, but that is supposed to be the next big thing in bitches getting naked for cable TV…..like this bitch Megalyn Echikunwoke….who didn’t change her name to be more accessibe to white people….but who did get cast to be IN A BIKINI FOR 90210 prior to deciding to be a real actor…and I’m just putting this up because I like tits…but also cuz I like to support Black History Month especially on Valentine’s Day…the day created to take attention away from Black History Month…. even though every black guy I know hates black history month, cuz black history should just be absorbed into American History, andd not be segregated on the Calendar like this was a bus, public washroom, school, water fountain, restaurant, in the 50s….

Either way, Down with Valentine’s Day….Happy Black History Month…

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2012

14

Feb

Lauren Graham’s Old Ass in Yoga Pants of the Day

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My homeboy at NOTSOMEBODY who is no one special, but who lives in LA, managed to get some of his own iPhone Paparazzi shots of Lauren Graham, the mom you wanted to fuck on Gilmore Girls, you virgin loser weirdo who had no business watching Gilmore Girls, if anything, it’s creepy you know that shit exists, in her yoga pants…showing off her below average mom ass that you probably still want to fuck since anyone who knows who this is, is likely a weird as fuck obesessive compulsive, socially awkward weirdo who thinks he is still married to her from some weirdo ritual he had in the 90s and is making actually her dinner for Valentine’s Day in his shitty weirdo one bedroom basement apartment…

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2012

14

Feb

Kate Upton Does Jenna Leigh Lingerie Throwback of the DAy

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These pictures are over a year old…but I dont’ think that really matters…they circulating around the internet and I’m posting them cuz she’s wearing a thong…but more importantly cuz I’ve had at least 5 emails hating on Kate Upton by people calling me a see out for posting the SI shit cuz it’s all commercial…despite the fact that Kate Upton, although not toned, has huge teen tits and those fuckers pay her to show them off, a service for all of you to seduce their advertisers, all while I get nothing from nobody, sucking at life on Valentine’s Day….

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2012

14

Feb

Kelly Sotherton Ass for Alfa Romeo of the Day

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Her name is Kelly Sotherton, she’s some UK athlete and she’s naked for Alfa Romeo….

Nothing like some jock ass to make me question my sexuality….you know one of those things that really puts me to the test….it really makes me stretch my capabilities as a masturbater….to see if I can actually cum…knowing this is actually a chick….she has to be…she competes in women’s leagues…they test for this shit…..I’m not gay if I get off to this…I’m just approaching that grey area called bi-sexual while not quite hitting it….

In case you are wondering, she is a heptathlete……whatever the fuck that means….to me she’s more of a hermaphrodite….tipping towards the dude side….cuz there are dudes less manly than this…I’m guessing this is some Summer Olympics bullshit…and that she’s pretty talented….and that she’s getting naked for a sponsor….cuz that’s what you do in these obscure sports…they aren’t so lucrative.

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2012

14

Feb

Avril Lavigne in FHM Australia of the DAy

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Best quote from the article….

I’m a rockstar, fuck it”

Sure these pictures aren’t hot….she’s not naked or half naked…which is almost insulting considering where she’s come from, what she’s accomplished and how relevant she currently is…I mean all I see her doing now is fucking Kim Kardashian’s stepbrother…and promotion face creams on shitty TV commercials that I always pray end in her getting gangbanged, but never do…

She’s a contrived, fake, commercial rocker pushing 30 who dresses 15….but dudes still want to fuck her and here she is in FHM Australia’s March issue.

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2012

14

Feb

Michelle Bombshell McGee in her Bikini of the DAy

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I don’t really discriminate when it comes to bikini pics….especially not when they are pictures of the bitch who totally destroyed Sandra Bullock’s perfect little image, that I think was hired by her PR people to create the scandal, and thus lead to the Oscar, cuz the last 20 years of her acting wasn’t doing the job, but even this is the kind of pussy a motherfucker leaves his famous, rich, perfect little black adopting wife he played Nazi roll playing games for…..it is amazing…and here she is in her bikini…overly tattooed maybe but it all adds to the great storyline……

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2012

14

Feb

Kim kardashian Has a Dumpy Fucking Ass of the DAy

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This is not news….but Kim Kardashian has a shitty fucking ass….that some how she has marketed as being a great ass….or at least a freakish ass people like to talk about….possibly thanks to only dating black guys…except for the fake husband she was using to drive some attenion her way…but more importantly thanks to spanx…wearing the highest fucking heels and other tricks…that I guess she’s too lazy to pull off…but I’m hoping she’s too burned out to pull off…passing the torch to her jailbait sisters….since no one cares about her anymore…

What it comes down to is that She’s always gonna be a shitty porn star to me

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2012

14

Feb

Olivia Wilde Nude from 2007 of the DAy

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She’s been TOPLESS FOR MAXIM …..HOT FOR GQ …..but apparently back in 2007 when she was working the celebrity scene…people maagazine did a shoot with her… fast forward 5 years…and the photograprapher decides to release the pics that weren’t published that may or may not have nipple in them…because maybe this is his way to get himself known….or maybe these pics have been circulating for the last 5 years and no one cared cuz Olivia WIlde doesn’t matter, but I’m gonna post them anyway…cuz let’s face it…I got noting better to do! Especially not on Valentines Day….

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2012

14

Feb

stepNEWS of the Day

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Here’s some news…

Cop Shoots Unarmed Motorist to Death

Failed Texas Chainsaw Masacre

Video of Kate Upton Rocking Bikinis

Peeping Tom Caught by Boyfriend
Noelle Kozarâ€™s neighbor went to peep into her window when he was caught by her boyfriend.

Maine HS Football Coach Fired For Posting Nude Photos
A football coach from South Paris, Maine is out of a job after accidentally posting nude photos of himself on Facebook.

Two Columbine HS Students Wounded In Hammer Attack
Two Columbine High School students were wounded when a hammer-wielding classmate attacked them outside a school restroom Monday. According to Aaron Flowers, one of the injured students, a 14-year-old female freshman verbally threatened his 15-year-old friend shortly before the attack.

Wendy Williams Cries Over The Death Of Whitney Houston

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