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2012

01

Feb

Marloes Horst Shaving a Black Man for Black History Month of the Day

Happy Black History Month motherfuckers….

I will do everything in my power to support the black man this month. To remember that Don Cornelius died for our sins. To keep all black race specific jokes to myself even if joking about stereotypes is my thing.

I will also try to trick at least one black girl to have sex with me, without a condom, ideally to knock her up, and fulfill that one gap in my sexual history that is experiencing blackness first hand with nothing between us….

I love my black readers, friends, family members. I hate the oppression and fight you’ve had to make….but at least the white man gave you your own TV Network.

Here’s some brand new pics of hot Marloes Horst, a model I want to fuck cuz she comes stock with a vagina, in Harper’s Bazaar Australia….shaving a black man in Africa….like she fucking should….cuz it’s black history month…respect the black man….motherfucker.

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2012

01

Feb

Candice Swanepoel’s Furry Ankles of the Day

Amongst all the Candice Swanepoel pics….from Hot bikini modeling ….to Showing Nipple….to being in sexy lingerie …..does this picture of her rocking body really matter….you know in the grand scheme of all she’s done with her hotness….does this one picture matter….

I’m gonna go with yes. See cuz I really appreciate her look on a really deep level…enough to want to fuck her without a condom numerous times to feel what South Africa feels….I’d risk AIDS, blood diamonds and apartheid…hell…I want it all over my fucking face if it came from this bitch….for serious.

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2012

01

Feb

Katie Price Amazing Upskirt of the Day

I love Jordan Katie Price and I want to be her friend. She’s an example of elegance an class hidden behind serious trash and it is almost clown-like and riduculous. She is essentially a tranny show but made with a vagina…over the top and hysterical…without all the guilt and questions when you’re done fucking it….Her fake tits are amazing…she did them right…not of these d-cup implants…let’s bring these fuckers to their full potential…if I’m gonna invest lets make sure they matter….and that kind of genius is the reason she’s a billionaire glamor model…peddling everything….like a fucking brand….bigger than her fucking tits…

Most importantly, she inspires inspires so many aspiring sluts…she is their leader….they are her legacy…and she still manages to pull getting into car stunts like this….reminding us…she knows how to work it good….much better than most semi-retired, washed up menopausal bitches I see in line buying diapers at the pharmacy…..

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2012

01

Feb

Monique Weingart Bikini Pictures of the Day

This is a 20 year old who was eliminated from America’s Next Top Model…who works as a waitress in Illinois….who apparently got addicted to the fame…found some manager willing to take up her cause and hired some paparazzi to take some pictures of her in a bikini and I’m okay with that because if a girl starts out her career getting half naked…it won’t be long before she takes bigger steps and makes bigger moves by getting fully naked….when the half naked doesn’t work….bring out the big guns…so this may be the first and last we hear of her…or it could the beginning of a long lasting, pathetic relationship…something you’re likely used to….and I probably won’t stay on top of it…but you can never be too sure…

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2012

01

Feb

stepNEWS of the Day

Here’s the news to remind us all that people are idiots….they do stupid things…they piss stupid people off…they break stupid laws….and the only happiness we have is knowing that at least we’re not Lana Del Rey’s lip….cuz that shit got daddy’s dick all over it…why else would he finance this Bridget Bardot surgery to launch his daughter with moderate talent’s career….stupidness that should be on the news too….

OH Woman Robs Tax Prep Service With Curling Iron
An Ohio woman and her son were arrested after holding up a tax preparation service and assaulting one of the employees with a curling iron.

Texas Mom Accused of Pimping Daughter
A mother is accused of pimping out her 14-year-old daughter and getting a boyfriend to do the same. Both are charged with human trafficking and compelling prostitution.

Zamboni Driver Gets DUI At Hockey Game
A Minnesota man was arrested for operating a Zamboni machine at a youth hockey game while under the influence of alcohol.

Teenage Cancer Survivor Suspended For Growing Hair For Locks Of Love
Madison Academy suspended seventeen-year-old cancer survivor J.T. Gaskins for growing out his hair, in order to donate it to Locks of Love, because it violated school rules.

Mom Drops Baby Out Window Before Getting Set on Fire
A Cleveland woman jumped out of a second story window after being lit on fire by her boyfriend, and tossing her baby out the window into the arms of a passing stranger, police said.

Connecticut Doctor Accused Of Sexual Assaults
A Connecticut doctor is being accused of a string of sexual assaults, having many complaints dismissed over the past six years.

Parasitic Twin Found Living Inside Peruvian Toddler
Doctors have discovered a partially protruding fetus in the stomach of a toddler in Peru. The tissue was removed already.

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2012

01

Feb

Adrianna Costa Poolside in a Bikini of the Day

I’ve never heard of her, but apparently someone who doesn’t have cable to change the channel from smutty celebrity bullshit lies who happens to read this site has…..he likes her so much he has her on Google alerts….creepy….sent in a picture of Arianna Costa, who is some host of Extra, that I assume Mario Lopez fingers when he’s not fucking Maria Menounos up the ass, cuz that’s how Greeks communicate, via anal sex on some avatar shit….

This video has the worst fucking narrator I’ve ever heard in my life…but there’s some old Extra bitch in a bikini and at least one of you will like that….which works since the site only has one reader…

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2012

01

Feb

Alessandra Sublet Awesome Bikini Pics of the Day

Who the fuck is Alessandra Sublet and why the fuck do I know what her pubic hair looks like…

Well after much research it turns out she’s from France….she’s 35…despite looking 45….and she wears bikini bottoms that are too big for her…which works for me…because then I get to see the pubic hair so many girls forget to let grow out cuz by north american standards it is unacceptable…forgetting the whole eroticism of the whole thing….turning vaginas into bacteria ridden clean cut antiseptic feeling organs…instead of the floral, smell catching, feminine character I like to run my hands through…

That’s not to say I find these pictures, or this woman hot…it’s just to say…the beach is alright place for fun.

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2012

01

Feb

Ashley Greene’s Men’s Fitness Outtakes of the Day

Here are the outtakes that if you have any taste will understand why they are outtakes and maybe even understand why they should have been kept on the editing room floor instead of used to garner attention to some Ashley Greene shoot in Men’s Fitness Magazine….cuz she looks fucking horrible….so bad that not even a Jonas brother after being sent on tour for the last 4 months with some abstinence coach to follow his every move could jerk off to when pretending to take a shit…but that could be because she was his girlfriend and no one should jerk off to their girlfriends….it’s a fact….another fact is that this workout machine with her hidden agenda to stay relevant by targeting the youth like Hitler did…bores me even when half naked…but here are the pics of her anyway…

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2012

01

Feb

Georgia May Jagger’s Hot Gap for Harper’s Bazaar UK of the Day

I don’t like Georgia May Jagger because I’m a Rolling Stones fan and her dad is Mick Jagger…I don’t like her because she’s an obnoxious rich kid who has her life pretty much set that I could fantasize about attaching myself to…you know all the glamor parties and cocaine and champagne….I don’t like her cuz her mom is Jerry Hall …..or that she’s the hot one but has a slutty sister who gets naked in playboy to get some of the attention she feels she deserves…..I like her cuz of her tooth gap which I like more than the idea of her vagina gap….cuz I just want to jam my tiny pathetic dick between those shits…and feel the pain I deserve…

What I’m getting at is she’s hotness, I’m a fan, here’s her photoshoot.

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2012

01

Feb

Hilary Duff’s Vagina Has Not Yet Been Ravaged of the Day

This just in…..Hilary Duff’s vagina still hasn’t been ravaged by the passing of a baby through it…she may be ready to drop…she may be dialated…and that pussy may be about to be hit by a serious game changer….you know a pile of abuse that will leave it disabled, as if it was in an accident….but until little billionaire is born….I believe her tightness is in tact…and that we can jerk off to her hot pregnant body one last time before the cold truth of what happens during labor sets in….


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