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2012

23

Jan

AVN and ANE and AEE 2012 in Vegas of the Day

I did the porn convention…it was amazing. From hot, trashy, disgusting, amazing, young, old, fake tit, real tit bitches to greasy sleazy pimp, virgin loser porn addicts and just a whole mix of people …. I stayed entertained…

I did the porn awards…it was amazing…long and drawn out and lacking someone like me to really bring it home with my great jokes….

I gave my all access pass to an older dude named Jose. See cuz I had no photographer and an hour before the event approached him outside the venue….. I have no idea if he will send in the pics, but when he does, or if he does, they’ll go up here….In the meantime here are some pics from the convention that I got with my shitty camera…

Pornstars ignored me, Jessica Drake praised me then ignored me when I told her to unblock me on twitter, I didn’t watch pornstars fuck, Dave Navarro didn’t say hi to me, even though I did his radio show once….but if I make it through the year, I got big plans to make next year better….hell if I survive the rest of this trip I got big plans….which I probably will cuz I’m ridiculously well rested….thanks to the Hardrock Casino beds…but you never know…the cheap liquor and women is everywhere….

Here are some shitty pics I took of the adult expo….you need to understand….this went on for 4 days….8 hours a day…insanity everywhere….this is barely a glimpse into it…

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2012

23

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I am the worst at Vegas….I don’t sleep and I drink like a pig back home, but the second I get a free hotel room, without my wife, I lock my hermit ass in and sleep for 72 hours straight…sure I went to some of the events…but the bed kept winning the war on the terrorism I intended for my Vegas trip on porn bitches…I’m still here…I may never leave…it’ not that vegas is great…but the weirdos who are here are….

Here’s some links to entertain you….while I sober up, pack my back, board a plane and fly back to Canada….

Bollywood Awesomeness is Always Good for a Laugh – VIDEO
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Tim Tebow’s 20 Hottest Fans
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Free Cams Bring the Sexy on a Blue Monday
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Is This the End for Alex Sim-Wise?
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A Pretty Awesome Compilation of the Best Video Clips of 2011 – VIDEO
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Jordan Carver is Militant Sexy
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More Proof Mark Wahlberg Is A Goddamn Idiot
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Live Web Cam Sluts All for You
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There’s a Camera Hidden Under This Slut’s Desk – VIDEO
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Five Reasons Why Megan Fox Will Make A Comeback In 2012
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This Little Girl is Singing a Hardcore Song About Her Dog and Fish and It’s Hilarious – VIDEO
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2012

21

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

A reader sent this in of his 19 year old girlfriend and got mad I didn;’t post it….so I’m posting it from Vegas….

I’m really horrible at being a networker media person… I’m horrible at attending porn parties….or pretty much any organized event…

For some reason I end up in dive bars, real ghetto shit you probably wouldn’t want to be in, surrounded by the freaks even though the pornstars themselves have put you on their guest lists, but I guess you can’t teach an old dog new tricks…I mean seriously…getting down to Trance music while Jersey Shore people throw napkins at their bottle service tables….is just irritating…tranny pussy, repressed christians talking about how guilty they are for heavy petting their wife pre marriage a decade earlier, while admitting he wants to fuck other women, but it’s so wrong, and other freaks of Vegas….is more my shit…You can take the low life degenerate out of the low life degenerate bars, but you can’t take the lowlife degenerate out of me….

Drinking time…hasn’t ended yet….here are the stepLINKS….

Courtney Stodden Went Jogging or Something
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Meet The Virgin Blonde Slutkini
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Live Web Cam Sluts to Help You Through the Weekend
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Florence Welch Bikini
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100 Best Sports Movie Characters Ever
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Obama Sings Al Green
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Paris Hilton in her Panties
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Demi Moore’s Fake Tits
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Weird Dancing Zebra
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A Pretty Incredible Sports Compilation Video – VIDEO
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The 10 Funniest Robot Chick Sketches
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Ahhhhh Sofia Vergara
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Vanessa Bryant = Queen of the Gold Diggers
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Lingerie Showdown: Kelly Brook vs. Rihanna
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Aki Hoshino is Our Asian Hottie of the Day
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Free Cams to Make Your Friday More Sexy
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Guy Films His Girlfriend Dildoing Herself
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Best Sports Movie Characters Ever
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Miley Cyrus Puffy See Throught Nipples
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Been Awhile Since We Had Some Carey Mulligan
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In Case You Missed It, Obama Sings. LOL WTF – VIDEO
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Sexy Celebs’ Skimpiest Bikini Pics Posted to Twitter (PHOTOS)
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Amanda Harrington
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Vanessa Hudgens is in Hawaii
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Sunny Leone is Super Sexy
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Japanese Hottie Mikie Hara
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Carli Banks and Her Vagina
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Layla Flaherty From Desperate Housewives Seems Kinda Trashy and I Like It
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Real Is Overrated: The Most Notorious And Beloved Fake Celebrity Bodyparts Of All Time
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Kacey and Friends Get Their Lesbo On
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“Ghost Hunter� Susan Slaughter Gets Spooky Nude
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Nicole Spencer Gets Naughty WIth Her Hot Friend
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Undress to Impress – The Sweats
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Ahhh Kate Beckinsale
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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The Student Film Awards, Where The Only Losers Are the Audience – VIDEO
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Anna is One Fine Babe
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Julianne Moore Checks Out The Hugo Boss Show In Berlin
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Premium Gallz : Holly – Badchick Rated
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Angelina Jolie Hates Stacy Keibler so I Guess Her and I Have That in Common
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Kate Upton’s New Bikini Preview Will Melt Your Freaking Eyeballs… Damn!
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Fucking With a New Born’s Brain
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15 Sports Hotties We’re Done Caring About
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Best Short Film
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Bar Refaeli COvered in Mud Bikini Pics
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Amazing Sports Video
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Vanessa Hudgens Slutty Bikini
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Blake Lively Does Marilyn Monroe for Gossip Girl….
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Some Awkward Soap Commericial Parody
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Best Picture of the 100 Hottest Athletes of All Time
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Emma Stone’s Bikini in Vanity Fair
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Beat Boxing Flute
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Rhianna’s Bikini Retrospective
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More Miley Cyrus See Through
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More Mena Suvari in Workout Gear
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More Vanessa Hudgens in a Bikini
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More Rihanna In a Bikini
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Rosie Jones Topless on the Beach
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2012

21

Jan

Eva Longoria’s Big Cleavage for Twitter of the Day

I don’t know what this is about, but what better way to start a Saturday than to stare at some Mexican titties that are likely conservative implants, cuz Mexican bitches I know all have the worst fucking tits, it’s genetic…

What it comes down to is that all girls need to be showing off their tits at all times..we’re animals and in the animal kingdom and it is the human equivalent to Baboons showing their swollen pussy when in heat and looking for male attention. only less erotic…..

Posted in:Eva Longoria

2012

20

Jan

Kate Upton’s Hot Bikini Tits of the Day

This is Kate Upton for some shit called Beach Bunny….she’s got an amazing fucking set of tits and is the kind of 19 year old pussy you want to lust after, which according to my new Christian friend is a sin cuz it ruins marriages and porn is the work of the devil, but luckily for all of us God forgives all sins, making all this good as long as you repent and mean it right before you die….I mean just to be safe cuz you never know…..

Either way, take it in, cuz in a few years, the rest of her will catch up to her tits…it’s a scientific fact…

Another fact, I’m at the porn convention in Vegas…I should be socializing with tits…in person…rather than talking about some photoshopped model shit…and that’s just what I’m gonna do..

Posted in:Kate Upton

2012

20

Jan

Rita Rusic Old Hot Body in her Bikini of the Day

What it comes down to is that if more granny aged bitches looked like this….the world would be a better fucking place….It just takes a little fucking work…some good genes and some plastic surgery but it makes hanging out by the pool far less offensive than it normally is when fat, sloppy with their skin slowly peeling off their body…saggy as fuck…but Rita Rusic brings hope…

Posted in:Rita Rusic

2012

20

Jan

Ashley Johnson May be Unknown but She is in a Bikini of the Day

Her name is Ashley Johnson…you probably aren’t her fan…you probably don’t even know who she is and I might as well be posting pics of bitches in bikinis you send in from you vacations…..but you dont send in those pics and I’m forced to use paparazzi pics….of people who played Chrissy Seaver on Growing Pains…a role I don’ remember…and either do you…but I guess we have no choice to believe…..that said here she is in a bikini with her kid…showing some middle aged mom body…good times…

Posted in:Ashley Johnson

2012

20

Jan

Elsa Pataky Pregnant Bikini Pic of the DAy

Here’s pregnant 35 year old Elsa Pataky looking hot in a bikini – she’s married to some actor who played Thor and prior to him she dated Adrien Brody…which I guess was her groupie move to propel her to such great roles as the hot girl in Snakes on a Plane…..

Now I normally hate pregnancy for all the obvious reasons, but realize than when the pregnancy is on a fit bitch….and it is her first pregnancy….so I know her body and pussy isn’t ruined…I can appreciate it more than the mother of 3 I met in the bar talking about how she’s been trying to get pregnant with her fourth kid on the 15, 17, 18 of this month…all pig faced and full of cum…

Posted in:Elsa Pataky

2012

20

Jan

Serena Williams’ Rocking Tennis Booty Bounce of the Day

Nothing makes you feel more like a man than jerking off to a bitch who is built thicker than a man…at least that’s what a tranny whore told me last night…which amazed me less than the fact that all the whores at the hotel bar were trannies after 5:30 am…it’s like where did the pussies go…why were they such pussies and why was I negotiating prices even though I had no real interest in chicks with dick and never have….but I’ll use these pics of Serena Williams big fat ass bouncing with her muscles to celebrate last night…

Posted in:Serena Williams

2012

20

Jan

Vanessa Hudgens Hot in a Bikini of the Day

Vanessa Hudgens may be nothing special…her body may be nothing great…but for some reason I post pics of the bitch daily and since I new she was in Australia…I was waiting for these…so hot or not…none nude or not…interesting or not….she’s all up in her boyfriend cuz she’s trying to get pregnant…it’s trendy and she’ll never be alone again…despite what her mom body will lead you to think she deserves to be…..and I appreciate watching…cuz I’m hungover and got nothing better going on…and her cellulite inspires me to drink more…which works with my miserable lifestyle…

Posted in:Vanessa Hudgens