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2012

13

Jan

Olivia Munn Naked for Peta of the Day

At this level of celebrity, the only nude pics of her that should be reported or posted are the ones of her getting slammed by 7 black dudes back in college….cuz she’s a fucking lie but more importantly a fucking whore, and thus she should be treated accordingly… so let’s not sugar coat this by giving her attention and calling these awkward at best pics of her “nude pics”…cuz sure she’ not in clothes, but they are staged in a way that they are Sesame Street friendly and unless she’s a nun, or someone morbidly obese, there’s no fun to this….Oliva Munn is at the level where she should be showing labia….but instead she’s doing PETA Ads…those vegan fools will take pics of anyone with any level of a fan base….shit…

Here’s some pics of this trash promoting her big nude lie….

Posted in:Olivia Munn

2012

13

Jan

Titty in Hats Titty Puppet Show Video of the Day

As far as I’m concerneed, this is pretty fucking genius….using titties as puppets in a puppet show by dressing them in hats is almost as good as when I make girls I fuck make their pussies talk by spreading their lips…it makes for better conversation than looking at their face….

Posted in:Viral Video

2012

13

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

If I ever quit drinking, would I need to change the name of the site? Would I have to post happy thoughts, or would I be more bitter cuz I wasn’t drinking anymore, would I be the chain smoker with other ex drunks drinking coffee and smoking my face off at Dunkin Donuts at 2 in the morning? I’m pretty sure we’ll never find out….my half flacid, unable to cum, half drunk all the time, obese, high blood pressure, diabetic ass can’t be bothered….

But I can be bothered to post somee links to other great sites while I got shit blood and deal with my neighbor blocking me out of his wifi internet….asshole doesn’t get I got a blog to run…

Gotta Love a Super Super Bendy Chick
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The Steamiest Body Paint Jerseys Ever
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Free Cam Shows. Make Friday Better
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Pranks Get More Funny When They Involve Thongs
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Cosmic Love: 10 Smoking Ladies from Outer Space
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Hello Daisy Marie
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Robert Kardashian Said Khloe’s His Daughter To Get Out of Having More Kids. That Proves It!
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These Live Web Cam Sluts Will Make Your Weekend Better
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Bitches drinking each other’s squirt juices
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The 15 Hottest Women in Mark Wahlberg Movies
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Posted in:MHD

2012

12

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

I slept pretty much all day and now I am hungover and I have to drink more because there isn’t really anything else to do. My life’s so complicated. My needs so diverse….Shit is really just so simple, tits and booze, and it just makes me want to fucking dance…

Here are the stepLINKS…

Katy Perry’s Jew Hater Dad Wants the Jews to Know He is Sorry
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Some British Trash Who Lookes LIke Winehouse Flashing her Cooter to the World and I’m In Love
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Live Web Cam Sluts Get slutty
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A Whole Lot of a Trashy Pole Dance Master
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Crazy Speed Climbing Record
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Mila Jovoich SHowing Leg in a Photoshoot
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Olivia Munn With Her Nude Pics for PETA/ Attention…
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The Hottest Body Paint Jerseys Ever
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Kendall Rayanne’s Playboy Pussy for Playboy
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Whitney is One Hot Blonde
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Wednesday Wasabi: Ruri Saijo
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The 15 Hottest Girls Next Door in Movies and TV
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Arianny Celeste & Her Hot Friend Bikini Pics
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Guess Who May Be a Cross Dresser
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Ashley Greene is…Yeah…I Dunno
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Free Cam Shows to Keep You Busy
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Christmas Slut is Coming Late – VIDEO
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25 Hottest Singles in Sports
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Shannon Twin Panty Upskirt
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A Bunch of Sluts Give Us a Bunch of WTF Are You Wearings
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Kristan Bell Shitty Dress
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Raven Symone’s Shorts Are Basically Underwear
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Lacey Banghard Goes Nuts
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Do NOT Eat This Cake – VIDEO
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U.S. Marine Corps Is Investigating A Video Of 4 Soldiers Urinating On Corpses
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Victoria Rae is Naughty
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Sabrina Rose and Carli Banks Get It On
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Dick Tattoo Causes Permanent Erection, Increased Manliness
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Ashlyn Has Big Boobs
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Tracey Coleman is Tasty
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What’s With Hipster Sluts Wearing Racoon Tails?
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Kendall Morris, Miss Texas – 2012 Miss America Preliminary
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Slut Gets Stuck in a Dryer
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Britney Spears Photoshoot Fail
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Dumbshit Crashes His Lambo – VIDEO
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10 Things People Who Make ‘Sh*t People Say’ Parodies Say
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Amber Rose is a fucking Cry Baby – VIDEO
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Jessica Alba is Getting Sickly Skinny
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Ryan Seacrest Macking on Dolly Like a Fag Cuz He is One
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Jailbait makes her eyebrows Dance – Weird
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Spoiled Fucking Kid You’ll Want to Break
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Justin Bieber Likes Things With Dick
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Miley’s Tits with Kelly Osbourne
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100 Dumbest Plays in Sports History
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Rina A is Showing Her Model Pussy
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Is This What Bruce Jenner Really Looks Like?
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More Douche Bags In Hollywood. Just What We Need
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Justin Bieber Has A Big Cock Hole
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Best Wrong Answer on a Game Show Ever
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Michele WIlliams Playing Up this Marilyn Monroe Shit Still for Vogue
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Lindsay Lohan Has Big Tits
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Some Hot Bitch Spreading her Fucking Ass
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Camille Grammer. Because Without It, She’s A Fucking Nobody
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My Failed Date With A Hot Porn Star
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Some Bitch Named Lilla Heart Totally Naked at the Beach
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Chinese Women’s Volleyball is Robotic and Scary
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Claire Forlani get Fondled
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Guy Climbs Stairs on His Head
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Kate Middleton’s Boring Photoshoot
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Jessie J in a See Through Dress
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Aaron Rodgers’ Girlfriend
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Myleeene Klass in a Bikini Hot Bodied….
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A WHole Lot of Jessie J in See Through and Tight Clothes
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Hayden Panettiere’s Swollen Tits
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More People’s Choice Pussy
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Jordan Carver’s Big TIts on a Piano
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Paris Hilton’s FHM Garbage I’m Totally Uninterested in
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Lohan in a Boring Fashion Shoot I Ignored
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Lizzy Cundy Black Bikini
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Andrea Corr Pregnant Bikini
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Sharni Vinson in a Green Bikini Doing Aerobics
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2012

12

Jan

Taylor Momsen and Jenna Haze Together in Bed of the Day

Taylor Momsen turned out to be some pretty hot pussy….her teenage rebellion led her to dropping out of Hollywood to start some rock and roll band….that she realized did better if she performed in lingerie…like she didn’t give a fuck…giving us something to jerk off to…and I’ve Posted a Ton of Her Smut ….

But the good news is that she hasn’t done a Miley and turned all non-slutty and wholesome and toned down while preaching love instead of giving us something to want to fuck as hard as we did when she was illegal…..kinda like her 18th birthday stopped all that hard half naked work cuz there was no point as the scandals wouldn’t get as much reach…. cuz no one gives as much of a fuck about about a slutty teen girl the day she turns 18….

She’s instead started hanging with Jenna Haze….who you can see in various AMAZING PORN CLIPS OF HER BY CLICKING THIS LINK …..and although Jenna Haze is not a huge fan of mine….She got mad when I made fun of her for looking like she shit herself in a bikini , causing issues in my AVN Judging sideline work, thanks to her manager/boyfriend contesting me….I still think she’s one hot, passionate about being a whore, whore…and really that makes these pics…a good thing…hoping to see more of them togeher in Vegas next weeek….

Posted in:Jenna Haze|Taylor Momsen

2012

12

Jan

Simon Cowell’s Pussy in a Bikini on his Yacht of the Day

Simon Cowell like any self respecting billionaire has found himself a botoxed faced, fake titty, money grubbing cunt who appreciates being waited on and served, while laying out on the deck of his 100,000,000 dollar boat, like the lazy pig who uses her pussy to get her this life of luxury….

Her name is Zeta Graff, she’s 43 and she’s an actress who played an alien in Fifth Element, a gig 8 strippers were offered before her….and she has actually done this gold digging before, only it was diamond digger, cuz her ex husband who she got 20,000,000 dollars out of was a Jewellery Heir named Francois Graff, a name she kept because it gets her better service at the country club, or when making dinner reservations….this is her gold digging street hustle…like a common prostitute but more luxurious…

I know she looks like a high maintenance pile of shit, laying there taking in all the pampering, but the truth is she’s hard at work strategizing, thinking to herself “Laugh at his jokes, inflate his ego, don’t be too easy or accommodating, offer a bit of a challenge, guys like this like challenges, that’s why he’s so rich, but don’t be too challenging that he gets bored of me, most importantly, stop birth control, tell him my tubes are tied, get knocked up, pressure him to marry me, so I’ll be set for life”…sluts….

Posted in:Simon Cowell

2012

12

Jan

Porn Actress Kim Kardashian Is Ugly of the Day

Kim Kardashian is the fucking devil…I mean her entire family is equally fucking shit…especially the mastermind monther….but it’s nice to see that this SHITTY PISS COVERED BAD IN BED PORNSTAR FOR ONE MOVIE….who ended up becoming a really tacky money making brand is starting to look as disgusting as I always knew she was….even before she was getting pissed on by black dudes like the urinal in the inter-city basketball court….Her face is sagging and so is her body…aging and filling out more than it always was….and I understand the mom’s stratgy to replace her with her younger daughters while she’s still on top…cuz money can’t buy her Trojan Horse she exploited by releasing her sex tape…something no normal mother would ever think of doing…unless they had money and fame on the brain….but more importantly a retarded, vapid, useless daughter people wanted to see fuck cuz her ass was so ridiculous like Kim Kardashian…cuz I have the inside scoop and even before the shit went down with the sex tape…you know contracts signed, boyfriends briefed on the plan, etc….they had top Publicists already on payroll ready to make this happen….The world is a disgusting place…and so Is Kim Kardashian’s vagina….

If you haven’t seen the SEX TAPE, I SUGGEST YOU BUY IT cuz it’s boring, but shows her in her best light…being the whore she is…

Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2012

12

Jan

Bar Refaeli Ass in the Air of the Day

Here’s some Bar Refaeli on all fours, assuming a decent position as she works out like her life depends on it cuz her life does depend on it and this may be hot if you’re into watching chicks in tight pants work out, which I do, but I prefer to approach the situation from a far creepier angle, like from behind, where I can see sweat stains, period stains, vagina definition and more importantly imagine myself inside her as I jog on the trendmill to catch her….it’s a great weight loss method when the gym doesn’t kick you out and ban you everytime they find you in the women’s lockerroom – telling yourself “just be happy they didn’t call the cops”….

That said, for a self shot, self posted pic of a lingerie and bikini model, this shit is pretty fucking weak.

Posted in:Bar Refaeli

2012

12

Jan

Vanessa Hudgens Continues her Leggy Slutting of the Day

You know what’s getting really fucking obnoxious….these consistent staged pictures of Vanessa Hudgens in shorts or fuck me boots….hugging up with her boyfriend all in love…all the time…like she’s some kind of needy bitch thanks to her parents exploiting her and selling her off to Disney to make her do her part to contribute to the mortgage….especially cuz these pics aren’t as nude as the last time she staged pics for attention….

This shit annoys me, but not as much as her recent weight gain probably annoys her…so we’re all losers here…especially you.

Posted in:Vanessa Hudgens

2012

12

Jan

Angela Simmons and Her Slutty Outfit of the Day

Angela Simmon is some spoiled brat daughter in the Royal Family of hip hop…her dad is Run from Run DMC, her uncle is billion Russell Simmons, leaving her some cunt who hangs in their Miami mansion wasting time with dudes who try to fuck her to get her to give her family their demo CDs….and who really cares….

I just know she’s ALWAYS IN HER BIKINI …and I like that cuz I love white bred black chicks with unlimited funds thanks to daddy to finance my drinking….but I guess she decided to switch it up and rock some whore stockings for us perverts and that works for me. Here are the pics…

Posted in:Angela Simmons