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Is Eva Longoria’s Ass Real of the Day
Is Eva Longoria’s Ass Real of the Day
Emma Roberts is Pregnant and Ashley Benson is in a Thong in Bikinis of the Day
Emma Roberts is Pregnant and Ashley Benson is in a Thong in Bikinis of the Day
Suki Waterhouse Flashes her Ass of the Day
Suki Waterhouse Flashes her Ass of the Day
Em Rata and her Muppet Face of the Day
Em Rata and her Muppet Face of the Day
Halle Berry in a Lingerie Outfit Despite Being 100 of the Day
Halle Berry in a Lingerie Outfit Despite Being 100 of the Day

2012

11

Jan

Emma Stone Boring Legs at Some Event of the Day

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I really don’t know what all the rage about Emma Stone is….She doesn’t show her tits….she doesn’t show her ass….to the point that I don’t even know if she’s got an ass or tits…she’s cute at best…but for some reason she’s a fucking it-girl. I think the entertainment industry has wronged us….or at least Emma Stone’s team of handlers and publicists have…cuz fame like this should come via scandal and not from just being a fucking redhead….Either way, she’s at an event, almost as slutty as the time she was at an event SHOWING LEG ….she needs to step it up fast.

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2012

11

Jan

Salma Hayek’s Big Titties Busting Out of the Day

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You know Old Mexican Whore Tits always remind me of my mother. God rest her soul. Like Salma Hayek, she too was a busty Mexican whore, only instead of fucking movie producers, she was fucking asshole white middle to low level management who crossed the border looking for happiness back in the late 60s…. It’s not her fault- she had illegit children to feed….until we were taken away and she died.

Wow…..this is a really happy post about tits busting out of Salma Hayek’s mom shirt….

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2012

11

Jan

Pippa Middleton From Behind Hassled by Homeless Looking People Porn of the Day

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I hate how the day the paparazzi finally snap off a shot of Pippa Middleton, the second rate Kate Middleton, who is probably jealous and tormented that everyone gave a fuck about her sister’s birthday the other day, while no one gave a fuck about her, probably because she didn’t take that rage and channel it into a pair of hot pants, like a normal girl who feels like her sister outshines her and that she needs to make a move to get noticed and differentiate herself, while disgracing her family that feels so proud….but she’s even a failure, second rate, hack at doing that….

I love how a crazy and angry homeless looking guy is getting all up on her face with a camera, that’s the kind of paparazzi I aspire to be…we’re all allowed to have dreams of celebrities or siblings of royalty pressing harrassment charges against us…..

Here are Pippa Middleton’s legs looking short in some pink denim…vagina pants….

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2012

11

Jan

Ashley Tisdale’s Legs in of the Day

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I think the life lesson we can pull from Ashley Tisdale is that if a bitch isn’t fat, an ugly face can go a long way, especially when it’s been made up, modified, operated on to make it more tolerable to look at….but more importantly, that it has been marketed aggressively as being hot, tricking the idiot public into believing that she is in fact a hot bitch…when in reality, she’s just got a fit little body…and when it comes to fucking, the body is really what matters…not that any of you will ever date a bitch like this, she’s got too much of an ego and thinks she’s hot, which is one of the worst thing that can happen to a girl…it brings too much confidence…but the good news is that there’s always the risk of rape…and sometimes that’s just what’s needed to take things down a notch…into a dark self-hating place….and in the meantime…here are her legs.

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2012

11

Jan

Inspirational Message from Miley Cyrus’ Hot Cleavage of the Day

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Here’s a vdeo of Miley in concert the other day in South America…..she leaves the crowd with some inspiring words of wisdom with her hick accent….after thanking the crowd for making her dreams come true…she makes the bold statement that her purpose in life is to “spread a message of love”…..and if that’s not some hippie shit to warm your cold black heart with self righteous bullshit she spews….then maybe her push up bra amazing cleavage is….cuz I know I’ll embrace whatever level of crazy a bitch talks while showing off titty…cuz I’m always just in it for the titty….

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2012

11

Jan

stepNEWS of the Day

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Here’s the stepNEWS….cuz it’s the local news that make up the fabric of our great nation filled with perverts, psychos, morons, and idiots….and I like them best…

Teacher Forges Jury Duty Notice, Caught By Spelling Mistake
A teacher at a Manhattan graphic arts public school is accused of faking a jury duty notice in an attempt to get paid for absences that stretched over several months and was caught by spelling mistakes in her fraudulent jury duty letters.

Riders Shocked By Oral Sex Act on Dallas Public Train
A North Texas man has filed a complaint with Dallas Area Rapid Transit about what he says he and his granddaughter were exposed to on a train.

Vaginal Cream for Hair Growth?
Some believe that Monostat 7 could be the answer to combatting hair loss. There is no scientific proof that it works though.

Pantyhose Bandit On The Loose In Ohio
An Ohio man demanded the pantyhose of a16-year-old girl, the suspect and the pantyhose are still at large.

Atlanta Restaurant Blasts Customer on Facebook
Boners BBQ of Atlanta took to Facebook after a customer wrote an unflattering Yelp review, posting a response that caused a commotion that spread quickly on the web.

Bronx Principal Under Fire Over Sex Comments
Protesters expressed anger and outrage outside a Bronx High School — all directed at the man in charge. They are calling for the firing of Bronxdale High School Principal John Chase Jr., who is under fire for the alleged sexually explicit comments he made at the school, including comments to female staffers about oral sex.

Detroit Woman Finds Herself in Bogus Escort Ad
A Michigan woman was shocked to find a bogus online ad promoting her as a prostitute, complete with private photos published for all to see. What shocked ever more is that the website is linked to several Detroit murders.

Pot Doesn’t Harm Lung Function According To Study
Smoking a joint once a week or a bit more apparently doesn’t harm the lungs, suggests a 20-year study that bolsters evidence that marijuana doesn’t do the kind of damage tobacco does.

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2012

11

Jan

Kate Beckinsale Signs Autographs for the Nerds of the Day

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I amazes me how much nerds love Kate Beckinsale….I mean I can see that bitch is one of the hottest 40 year old mom’s out there, her body is fantastic, but for some reason, they just fucking can’t get enough of her….I mean I don’t leave the house very often and I’ve heard at least 4 or 5 different sci-fi nerds of all ages, I’m talking 15 to 40 talking to their friends about the new underworld and how they can’t wait to see this bitch squatting in leather pants…It’s like her body alone must be responsible for vats an vats of semen if all the motherfuckers who jerked off to her, kept it in a collective place…I’m talking swimming pools of cum….but that’s not new to her….cuz apparently some got stuck to her uterus…hence the whole motherhood shit…

Anyway, she did some late night TV in a tight dress….and here are some pics for you virgin collector weirdos…

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2012

11

Jan

Jennifer Hudson’s Skinnier Fat Tits of the Day

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I get that Jennifer Hudson’s had a rough time the last few years, you know with her family being offed by her family and all….and I know she’s loving the new found attention her “Weight Watchers” body is getting her…because there’s no way this has little to do with Weight Watchers…but instead had to do with trainers, starvation, eating disorders, drugs, and all things that “Weight Watchers” takes credit for cuz look how successful this campaign has been for them….I mean Jennifer Hudson’s everywhere….the comeback story of our generation…from unfathomable tragedy….to an acceptable hip-to-waist ratio….

But what they don’t tell you, is that there is not much worse than a fat chick who has lost all the weight’s body….especially her tits, cuz sure, in clothing, being skinnier is amazing…but the second the clothing come off….shit heads south in some half empty sack of doughy loose skin shit or scars from having the shit removed….I’m talking some of the worst titties are those of a once fatty turned skinny…all sloppy and loose…like holding onto a half filled water baloon only far less attractive…

That said, she’s showing some ex fat cleavage…in all it’s ill-shaped glory….

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2012

11

Jan

Shakira’s Ass and TItties At Some Event of the Day

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I don’t know what Shakira was winning awards or presenting…and I’m too lazy to look it up…because I am only paying attention since she’s wearing a tight dress, showing off her “small, humble, but can move mountain”-Shakira, tits and the ass she likes to parade around like some kind of south american show girl booty dancing at Carnivale, cuz that South American angle is her hook….making you wonder what drug cartel her father, boyfriend, or Colombian management team was a part of to help her infiltrate the modern world with her songs….because I could use some of that Yay….it’ll likely get me laid…you know since girls love free coke…and will trade their vaginas for it more than you probably know…making that 40 dollar investment can save you 200 dollars on escort fees…not that has anything to do with this whore….but she gets enough attention…it’s time for local cokewhores everywhere to shine….

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2012

11

Jan

Angelina Jolie’s Hot Humanitarian Mom Ass in a Leather Skirt of the Day

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These pictures of Angelina Jolie…who is really only famous for being some sort of bad girl, goth, sex symbol with fake lips and big tits she liked to show off….rocking some leather dress like she still cuts herself, rides motorcycles and gets high and drinks blood like some kind of Vampire in the 90s, would be better if they were from that era and not when she’s some UN ambassador, changing the world humanitarian with a half dozen kids….because everyone likes a bitch better when she was at her peak of sex, career and scandal….especially her husband….cuz this mom shit, even when she tries to play it up hot, is really just mom shit….

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