Love the fact that I know Amanda Seyfried probably lets her dog lick her pussy. I am just saying that because I have a friend in NYC who has a hot young neighbor across the street who constantly lets her dog eat her out, every night, and apparently she’s a seemingly normal person….leading me to think many girls do it…they just don’t talk about it…see cuz dog tongue is far better built and trained to eat pussy and dogs…can’t ever tell on you…you sick fucks…

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Pretty simple, it is Movember, the month of growing a mustache to save a prostate because a prostate is the defining organ of your manhood, it is what controls your orgasm, and without it, you’re better off dead, so raising money for prostate cancer is key, cuz a percentage of us are going to need it, some sooner than others….

So I figured there’d be videos on Youtube of girls with mustaches guys have jerked off to, in keeping up my Youtube is a Fetish site..and here’s what I found…

Girl in Bikini with beard

A Woman with a Beard……

Girls with Mustache in Song….

Not Hot, But to a Mustache Lover, This Thickness is All He needs to envision pounding gently against his pelvis –

Girl Waxing her Mustache…

Guy Gives a Girl a Pube Mustache

NEVER TOOO YOUNG when it comes to Youtube Fetishes….

Ok…so girls with mustache porn or fetish videos aren’t that popular or hot…this post….a bust….a bust with a cause..

So, Girls send in pictures of mustaches drawn on your face…for me to try to jerk off to…I mean to help save prostate cancer…

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In keeping up with the Halloween spirit, I decided to drink all day and pass out at 11, never leaving my house, only to miss all the real slutty costumes, cuz the real slutty costumes are always saved for the day of and not the saturday before. I failed but that’s all part of sucking at life…

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The funny thing about halloween is that there’s no point in paying attention to all the celeb trash in costume, there is no point in paying attention to strippers on pornstars, because every bitch in your backyard, basement, local coffee shop, or wherever the fuck you keep your women, are all dressed slutty…and that’s what is really worth celebrating…cuz real girls are better than all this celeb shit…or this stripper and pornstar shit….they are most of the time hotter just based on that fact alone….cuz you know they are just doing it for the sheer thrill of being a slut…and not cuz being a slut is their job.

So get ou there…and take it all in…cuz it isn’t gonna happen til next year….I mean unless you’re like me and find a slut in everyone….including not actual sluts, like Thanksgiving sluts and X-Mas sluts….

Enjoy….I’m eating me some candy now…

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Brooke Mueller is some coke whore who was married to Charlie Sheen, who had his kids, and who is on serious payroll from him, because of the whole “whore” part of coke whore, and it is only natural that she’d bring her shitty tits out to some kid Halloween party, cuz the medicated, ex sluts who are still technically whore mothers, are always the ones who forget to wear bras, all starving for attention and demanding it any chance they get….even in the most inappropriate of places….

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I am a sick man…

I have no idea why I love this Paz de la Huerta chick…I just know everytime I post pictures of her, people write in calling me disgusting…

I know that she looks like a dirty hipster coke whore you’d find at the after party on an hour of sleep the last 72 hours, dancing something crazy in some outfit that’s just as crazy…

She looks like she may smell in some hipster party girl that has seen a lot of promoter dick, drug dealer dick, DJ dick, indy rock band dick….and forget to shower each time….

But I just can’t get enough of her…

Whether she’s Showing Bush on Boardwalk Empire or uncrossing her legs in boardwalk empire or Fucking in Boardwalk Empire …..or whether she’s NAKED IN SOME ART FAG MOVIE…. NAKED FOR SOME HIPSTER FASHION MAG ….in a IN A LINGERIE CAMPAIGN FOR AGENT PROVOCATUER ….or Naked and Unshowered for Terry Richardson

I dig it….Here she is for Halloween….

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See….I hate the Jersey Shore and their entire cast. I hate everything they represent and the fact the public bought into the shit…and I hate Snooki more than life itself…because listening to her and looking at her is equally disgusting…uninteresting and annoying….

But this J.Woww bitch, equally as shitty as Snookie, only she’s the kind of bitch I can handle looking at. You know fake tits prior to fame cuz she wanted to strip or be a Gogo dancer in a club, as cheesy as that is, is at least better than looking like a troll piece of shit…

So seeing her in her costume, is far better than seeing her friend in a costume, even if both represent the devil or at least the fall of fucking society….Enjoy.

Video….

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Nothing like a 40 year old woman dressed like a Playboy bunny, I’m sure this is the costume the slutty mom pulls out for her Halloween party, cuz she works out and wants to show it off to all the men, cuz being a mom really takes away from dreams of being a Playboy bunny…..

But it loses it’s appeal…when she was a Playboy bunny, and Playboy has been pretty much her everything, and without Playboy she’d be nothing….

It would make far more interesting if she wore something that was a little less literal…considering it’s not like she’s some 45 year old who was in Playboy when she was 20 and everyone’s forgot….this bitch is Playboy’s marketing campaign for just 2 years ago…so this costume isn’t even a costume and that defeats Halloween….Bridget Marquardt has ruined the spirit of Halloween…..one bunny ear at a time.

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I have never heard of Medina….but the caption along with these pictures read that she’s some Danish Singer…that I’m only posting about because I love her costume…even if I don’t really love anything about her…there’s something that I appreciate about a see through shirt with no bra…it is like it is high fashion…and legit…where most other girls try to hide their tits….when celebrating them gets you far more attention….cuz really they are just tits, who fucking cares if the world sees them….but for some reason every girl you know does…she thinks her tits are sacred, or at least that her nipples are, cuz they rock cleavage in costume, but I’ve yet to see much nipple, proving that sluty costumes just aren’t slutty enough for me….so leave it to the euro trash to bring it…and that’s exactly what Medina’s doing…

Here she is in video…for her song GUTTER – Which is Some Serious Euro Trash….

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Everyday is Halloween for Jessica Simpson…I mean sure…She’s looking like a middle aged Texan soccer mom on her way to the grocery store to buy meat for her Hamburger Heler….and sure I like that she rolls, and I mean that in the rolling down the stairs to the fridge as fast as she can , as well as the competitive bread eating, as much as I mean hanging with a chubbier girl than her to make her look skinny. Oldest trick in the book….and sure I like that she’s out there trying to get knocked up to make the pregnancy rumors true, otherwise she’d have to admit the fat suit she’s been working on the last 5 years for the costume that is part of her, was a bad idea that got her no where…

So here’s Jessica Simpson dressed like she’s either pregnant, or fat, with a fatter chick to make her look skinny, except when it comes to competitive eating contests between them, that Jessica Simpson dominates. Who cares.

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