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2012

13

Jan

Nicole Scherzinger’s Bikini Horseback Ride in Mexico of the Day

Nicole Scherzinger went on a family vacation in mexico…and by family vacation I mean family portrait cuz I assume this is her riding her mom as her dad guides her so they don’t get lost…women…

It’s like she’s living out her interbreeding youth…..and I really don’t know what I’m getting at…I just know she posted her Nazi salute pictures of her on a horse in a bikini top and leggings, and here I am posting it on my site like it fucking matters…all cuz she’s in a bikini….even if I find her an annoying ego that had a few hits and let those hits get to her head and distract her from the reality that she sucks..except maybe for her tight body…that part of her is okay and here it is on display…

Posted in:Nicole Scherzinger

2012

13

Jan

Julia Stegner Vogue Germany Titties of the Day

Model Julia Stegner brought her titties back to Vogue Germany…because apparently I POSTED THEM IN 2010….along with a caption that read something along the lines of…”For a German, even those who show their tits for fashion, these pics are really fucking tame, considering Germans are more into shitting down each other’s throats wearing LATEX recreationally”…

I’m gonna start quoting myself all thing time, in regular conversation, on the internet and I’m going to preface it by saying “to quote myself”….before dropping the quote….I will be the life of the party…even though I already am….

Either way, this bitch has been topless in ZOO and MUSE and now she’s in German Vogue again…a magazine I know only because this German dude I knew who lived here had to move here cuz his mother, who was an editor at the magazine, used to fuck him at 14, forcing him to be sent to live with family, even though being a motherfucker, literally, is hilarious and should be celebrated..

That said – here are the pics….

Posted in:Julia Stegner

2012

13

Jan

Kim Kardashian’s Dumpy Fat Ass in Crazy Pants of the Day

Kim Kardashian was walking around in some camel colored pants as a tribute to her camel riding roots, or maybe because there’s research that camel colored pants make a fat bitch look skinner, but no matter what straps, harnesses, spanx or other devices this porn trash uses to look fit and like she doesn’t have the gunt of a mother of four, she still looks awakward as fuck…and there’s a reason there’s not camel toe happened in these pants and that reason isn’t tight pussy, it is the bandages she’s wrapped herself in tightly, the surgical tape and other devices used to shape her while not allowing her big pussy to eat its pants lunch…who cares…really…this bitch is obsolete….

Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2012

13

Jan

Some Thai Dude Married His Dead Girlfriend of the Day

This is some weirdness, even by my standards, and I have no standards…

The story goes like this…dude’s dating a bitch, she always wants to marry him, he doesn’t pull the trigger, cuz guys don’t like getting married…she ends up having a car accident, dying, and he lives realizes the only way to cope, is to honor his promise to her to marry her and give her that wedding she always wanted, even though she’s dead and missed the fucking boat….

Sure, if you marry a corpse marriage becomes easy, bitch won’t tell him what to do, who to fuck, or nag him for drinking with his buddies too late or not take out the garbage…she won’t bug him to go antiquing, or even refuse him sex….especially anal…so long as he keeps her in the fucking fridge…cuz a rotting wife stinks and when the inards of the bitch fall all over you as you’re doing her up the ass and she breaks cuz you’ve let her dry out, you’ll have a hard time getting the stains out of your mind.

That said, this is probably all a publicity stunt.

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2012

13

Jan

Some Jennifer Love Hewitt Shopping With a Fingerbanging Injury of the Day

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Jennifer Love Hewitt

I don’t understand why the paparazzi didn’t ask the bitch how she got her finger injury, making reference to her shoving fingers in asses of men in order to make them cum, cuz her sloppy body and whining you get a taste of “take your picture, go away” whatever the fuck she was saying, is a fucking turn off….or maybe they coulda gone the lesbian route since bitch can’t find a man, not even a K-Fed to marry her and knock her up…either way, fingerbanging injury bad joke shoulda been said….reminding me that maybe my life calling was to be a paparazzi, creeping on bitches, instead of writing shit about the bad job the people who do it do….if you know what I mean..

THat said, watching girls shop, or watching girls do anything, is always erotic for a voyeur…enjoy…creep.

Posted in:Jennifer Love Hewitt

2012

13

Jan

Jessie J See THrough Outfit of the DAy

I am totally uninterested in this bitch Jessie J. But my neighbor shut off my internet access by putting a password on his shit, and these are some of the only pictures I have uploaded ready to post….

I don’t know what she is, or what she does….I do know she normally dresses like a fucking idiot and sometimes dressing like that idiot, includes tight, sheer clothes, but she’s never flashing tit, nipple, pussy or anus, so she’s just another idiot trying to be a popstar, while really just boring the fuck out of everyone…especially the perverts…like me….but here she is in a see through dress anyway….blame technology.

Posted in:Jessie J

2012

13

Jan

Olivia Munn Naked for Peta of the Day

At this level of celebrity, the only nude pics of her that should be reported or posted are the ones of her getting slammed by 7 black dudes back in college….cuz she’s a fucking lie but more importantly a fucking whore, and thus she should be treated accordingly… so let’s not sugar coat this by giving her attention and calling these awkward at best pics of her “nude pics”…cuz sure she’ not in clothes, but they are staged in a way that they are Sesame Street friendly and unless she’s a nun, or someone morbidly obese, there’s no fun to this….Oliva Munn is at the level where she should be showing labia….but instead she’s doing PETA Ads…those vegan fools will take pics of anyone with any level of a fan base….shit…

Here’s some pics of this trash promoting her big nude lie….

Posted in:Olivia Munn

2012

13

Jan

Titty in Hats Titty Puppet Show Video of the Day

As far as I’m concerneed, this is pretty fucking genius….using titties as puppets in a puppet show by dressing them in hats is almost as good as when I make girls I fuck make their pussies talk by spreading their lips…it makes for better conversation than looking at their face….

Posted in:Viral Video

2012

13

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

If I ever quit drinking, would I need to change the name of the site? Would I have to post happy thoughts, or would I be more bitter cuz I wasn’t drinking anymore, would I be the chain smoker with other ex drunks drinking coffee and smoking my face off at Dunkin Donuts at 2 in the morning? I’m pretty sure we’ll never find out….my half flacid, unable to cum, half drunk all the time, obese, high blood pressure, diabetic ass can’t be bothered….

But I can be bothered to post somee links to other great sites while I got shit blood and deal with my neighbor blocking me out of his wifi internet….asshole doesn’t get I got a blog to run…

Gotta Love a Super Super Bendy Chick
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The Steamiest Body Paint Jerseys Ever
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Free Cam Shows. Make Friday Better
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Pranks Get More Funny When They Involve Thongs
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Cosmic Love: 10 Smoking Ladies from Outer Space
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Hello Daisy Marie
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Robert Kardashian Said Khloe’s His Daughter To Get Out of Having More Kids. That Proves It!
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These Live Web Cam Sluts Will Make Your Weekend Better
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Bitches drinking each other’s squirt juices
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The 15 Hottest Women in Mark Wahlberg Movies
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2012

12

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

I slept pretty much all day and now I am hungover and I have to drink more because there isn’t really anything else to do. My life’s so complicated. My needs so diverse….Shit is really just so simple, tits and booze, and it just makes me want to fucking dance…

Here are the stepLINKS…

Katy Perry’s Jew Hater Dad Wants the Jews to Know He is Sorry
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Some British Trash Who Lookes LIke Winehouse Flashing her Cooter to the World and I’m In Love
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Live Web Cam Sluts Get slutty
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A Whole Lot of a Trashy Pole Dance Master
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Crazy Speed Climbing Record
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Mila Jovoich SHowing Leg in a Photoshoot
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Olivia Munn With Her Nude Pics for PETA/ Attention…
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The Hottest Body Paint Jerseys Ever
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Kendall Rayanne’s Playboy Pussy for Playboy
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Whitney is One Hot Blonde
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Wednesday Wasabi: Ruri Saijo
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The 15 Hottest Girls Next Door in Movies and TV
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Arianny Celeste & Her Hot Friend Bikini Pics
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Guess Who May Be a Cross Dresser
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Ashley Greene is…Yeah…I Dunno
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Free Cam Shows to Keep You Busy
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Christmas Slut is Coming Late – VIDEO
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25 Hottest Singles in Sports
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Shannon Twin Panty Upskirt
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A Bunch of Sluts Give Us a Bunch of WTF Are You Wearings
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Kristan Bell Shitty Dress
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Raven Symone’s Shorts Are Basically Underwear
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Lacey Banghard Goes Nuts
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Do NOT Eat This Cake – VIDEO
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U.S. Marine Corps Is Investigating A Video Of 4 Soldiers Urinating On Corpses
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Victoria Rae is Naughty
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Sabrina Rose and Carli Banks Get It On
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Dick Tattoo Causes Permanent Erection, Increased Manliness
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Ashlyn Has Big Boobs
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Tracey Coleman is Tasty
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What’s With Hipster Sluts Wearing Racoon Tails?
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Kendall Morris, Miss Texas – 2012 Miss America Preliminary
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Slut Gets Stuck in a Dryer
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Britney Spears Photoshoot Fail
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Dumbshit Crashes His Lambo – VIDEO
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10 Things People Who Make ‘Sh*t People Say’ Parodies Say
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Amber Rose is a fucking Cry Baby – VIDEO
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Jessica Alba is Getting Sickly Skinny
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Ryan Seacrest Macking on Dolly Like a Fag Cuz He is One
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Jailbait makes her eyebrows Dance – Weird
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Spoiled Fucking Kid You’ll Want to Break
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Justin Bieber Likes Things With Dick
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Miley’s Tits with Kelly Osbourne
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100 Dumbest Plays in Sports History
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Rina A is Showing Her Model Pussy
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Is This What Bruce Jenner Really Looks Like?
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More Douche Bags In Hollywood. Just What We Need
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Justin Bieber Has A Big Cock Hole
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Best Wrong Answer on a Game Show Ever
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Michele WIlliams Playing Up this Marilyn Monroe Shit Still for Vogue
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Lindsay Lohan Has Big Tits
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Some Hot Bitch Spreading her Fucking Ass
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Camille Grammer. Because Without It, She’s A Fucking Nobody
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My Failed Date With A Hot Porn Star
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Some Bitch Named Lilla Heart Totally Naked at the Beach
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Chinese Women’s Volleyball is Robotic and Scary
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Claire Forlani get Fondled
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Guy Climbs Stairs on His Head
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Kate Middleton’s Boring Photoshoot
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Jessie J in a See Through Dress
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Aaron Rodgers’ Girlfriend
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Myleeene Klass in a Bikini Hot Bodied….
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A WHole Lot of Jessie J in See Through and Tight Clothes
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Hayden Panettiere’s Swollen Tits
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More People’s Choice Pussy
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Jordan Carver’s Big TIts on a Piano
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Paris Hilton’s FHM Garbage I’m Totally Uninterested in
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Lohan in a Boring Fashion Shoot I Ignored
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Lizzy Cundy Black Bikini
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Andrea Corr Pregnant Bikini
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Sharni Vinson in a Green Bikini Doing Aerobics
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