2012
13
Jan
Bar Refaeli showed her bikini model vagina ability to get jacked the fuck up with red denim…in a subtle yet period friendly way….
Here she is signing autographs in s dress…If I saw Bar Refaeli in public, the only autograph I’d want from her is her herpes scabs on my dick…you know her vagina lip kiss of death….signed, sealed and delivered either willingly or with force…but I’m needy like that…
Posted in:Bar Refaeli
2012
13
Jan
Her name is Denise Van Outen and she takes a real fucking shitty bikini pic….at least she does now…maybe cuz the paparazzi just didn’t try hard enough…or maybe it is cuz she’s pushing 40, is a mom and not the slutty magazine photoshoot media bottom feeder my extensive research on her wikipedia page and her google image results told me she was…this is my first post in the 8 year history of the site on her…so she must be a virtual unknown….but I’m addicted to all things titty, even when it is shitty, especially when there’s bikini….so here she is…on the tailend of her career…in all her declining sex appeal glory….
Posted in:Denise Van Outen
2012
13
Jan
Nicole Scherzinger went on a family vacation in mexico…and by family vacation I mean family portrait cuz I assume this is her riding her mom as her dad guides her so they don’t get lost…women…
It’s like she’s living out her interbreeding youth…..and I really don’t know what I’m getting at…I just know she posted her Nazi salute pictures of her on a horse in a bikini top and leggings, and here I am posting it on my site like it fucking matters…all cuz she’s in a bikini….even if I find her an annoying ego that had a few hits and let those hits get to her head and distract her from the reality that she sucks..except maybe for her tight body…that part of her is okay and here it is on display…
Posted in:Nicole Scherzinger
2012
13
Jan
Model Julia Stegner brought her titties back to Vogue Germany…because apparently I POSTED THEM IN 2010….along with a caption that read something along the lines of…”For a German, even those who show their tits for fashion, these pics are really fucking tame, considering Germans are more into shitting down each other’s throats wearing LATEX recreationally”…
I’m gonna start quoting myself all thing time, in regular conversation, on the internet and I’m going to preface it by saying “to quote myself”….before dropping the quote….I will be the life of the party…even though I already am….
Either way, this bitch has been topless in ZOO and MUSE and now she’s in German Vogue again…a magazine I know only because this German dude I knew who lived here had to move here cuz his mother, who was an editor at the magazine, used to fuck him at 14, forcing him to be sent to live with family, even though being a motherfucker, literally, is hilarious and should be celebrated..
That said – here are the pics….
Posted in:Julia Stegner
2012
13
Jan
Kim Kardashian was walking around in some camel colored pants as a tribute to her camel riding roots, or maybe because there’s research that camel colored pants make a fat bitch look skinner, but no matter what straps, harnesses, spanx or other devices this porn trash uses to look fit and like she doesn’t have the gunt of a mother of four, she still looks awakward as fuck…and there’s a reason there’s not camel toe happened in these pants and that reason isn’t tight pussy, it is the bandages she’s wrapped herself in tightly, the surgical tape and other devices used to shape her while not allowing her big pussy to eat its pants lunch…who cares…really…this bitch is obsolete….
Posted in:Kim Kardashian
2012
13
Jan
This is some weirdness, even by my standards, and I have no standards…
The story goes like this…dude’s dating a bitch, she always wants to marry him, he doesn’t pull the trigger, cuz guys don’t like getting married…she ends up having a car accident, dying, and he lives realizes the only way to cope, is to honor his promise to her to marry her and give her that wedding she always wanted, even though she’s dead and missed the fucking boat….
Sure, if you marry a corpse marriage becomes easy, bitch won’t tell him what to do, who to fuck, or nag him for drinking with his buddies too late or not take out the garbage…she won’t bug him to go antiquing, or even refuse him sex….especially anal…so long as he keeps her in the fucking fridge…cuz a rotting wife stinks and when the inards of the bitch fall all over you as you’re doing her up the ass and she breaks cuz you’ve let her dry out, you’ll have a hard time getting the stains out of your mind.
That said, this is probably all a publicity stunt.
Posted in:stepNEWS
2012
13
Jan
Jennifer Love Hewitt
I don’t understand why the paparazzi didn’t ask the bitch how she got her finger injury, making reference to her shoving fingers in asses of men in order to make them cum, cuz her sloppy body and whining you get a taste of “take your picture, go away” whatever the fuck she was saying, is a fucking turn off….or maybe they coulda gone the lesbian route since bitch can’t find a man, not even a K-Fed to marry her and knock her up…either way, fingerbanging injury bad joke shoulda been said….reminding me that maybe my life calling was to be a paparazzi, creeping on bitches, instead of writing shit about the bad job the people who do it do….if you know what I mean..
THat said, watching girls shop, or watching girls do anything, is always erotic for a voyeur…enjoy…creep.
Posted in:Jennifer Love Hewitt
2012
13
Jan
I am totally uninterested in this bitch Jessie J. But my neighbor shut off my internet access by putting a password on his shit, and these are some of the only pictures I have uploaded ready to post….
I don’t know what she is, or what she does….I do know she normally dresses like a fucking idiot and sometimes dressing like that idiot, includes tight, sheer clothes, but she’s never flashing tit, nipple, pussy or anus, so she’s just another idiot trying to be a popstar, while really just boring the fuck out of everyone…especially the perverts…like me….but here she is in a see through dress anyway….blame technology.
Posted in:Jessie J
2012
13
Jan
At this level of celebrity, the only nude pics of her that should be reported or posted are the ones of her getting slammed by 7 black dudes back in college….cuz she’s a fucking lie but more importantly a fucking whore, and thus she should be treated accordingly… so let’s not sugar coat this by giving her attention and calling these awkward at best pics of her “nude pics”…cuz sure she’ not in clothes, but they are staged in a way that they are Sesame Street friendly and unless she’s a nun, or someone morbidly obese, there’s no fun to this….Oliva Munn is at the level where she should be showing labia….but instead she’s doing PETA Ads…those vegan fools will take pics of anyone with any level of a fan base….shit…
Here’s some pics of this trash promoting her big nude lie….
Posted in:Olivia Munn
