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2012

17

Jan

It’s Like Looking at Kate Beckinsale through a Cage of the Day

I figure these pictures are perfect for the kind of reader I assume I attract to the site because it looks like you’re looking at the bitch through a cage, that you can maybe fantasize about having in the back of a van or in your basment, where you don’t feed her for a week so she’s too week to fight back when you come for your forced loving…that feels way less forced…with the whole being half dead shit….weirdos.

She’s a tight bodied mom. Nothing wrong with that…here she is in a dress…even though she’s better off naked..

Posted in:Kate Beckinsale

2012

17

Jan

Miranda Kerr Face, Not Tits of the Day

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Sometimes staring at a mom’s tits in a push-up bra her team of handlers enforce because they’ve invested millions in her, 100s of millions in the bra technology, and stand to make billions of dollars every year….is far better than staring at her face…or even her stomach…so I don’t know what went wrong here…maybe it’s her one day a year off from making her tits look like implants cuz they probably are implants….in her corporate titty sponsor’s titty enhancers…

Posted in:Miranda Kerr

2012

17

Jan

Irina Shayk’s Titties for Guess of the Day

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Soccer girlfriend Irina Shayk is in some ad campaign for some company that isn’t paying me to post her cleavage…..but is likely paying her because she’s a big model now and not the mail order bride she was destined to be provided their was no fall to the iron curtain…seriously, she’s got sex trade written all over her, but maybe that’s just because I know she’s used her pussy to get ahead regardless of communism….and that was with some soccer player who is likely gay but can’t let the world know he’s gay cuz the world…especially soccer fans…despite what logic tells us…are the biggest homophobes and that could end bad for him as riots start when the men who jerk off to his skill realize that’s his favorite part of his job and that he likes it…making it all very gay….even though it was gay to begin with…but sometimes pretending it isn’t makes living with yourself easier…especially if you are catholic…..and here are the tits he likely doens’t get much use out of…

Posted in:Irina Shayk

2012

17

Jan

Linda Kozlowski See Thru Titties of the Day

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This is Linda Kozlowski….She’s a polish bitch you probably recognize from such classics as Crocodile Dundee…

If you’re up to speed on your 1989 gossip, this is the movie where she broke up Paul Hogan’s marriage of 32 years with some other twat….only to stay happily married to him the last 2 decades…so happy she attends events in nipple revealing dresses…likely in efforts to ruin more marriages cuz there’s this theory I call once a slut always a slut…and this is it in action….

Posted in:Linda Kozlowski

2012

17

Jan

Coleen Rooney Shitty Bikini Photoshhot of the Day

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Her name is Coleen Rooney….she’s a WAG married to some footballer idiot and I’ve posted her in a bikini a bunch of times before…..

HOT SHIT STAIN UNDER HER ASS CHEEK IN HER BIKINI HERE
FAT POUCH HANGING OVER HER BIKINI WE CALL A GUNT HERE
DUMPY IN A BIKINI HERE
PREGNANT IN A BIKINI HERE
STILL PREGNANT IN A BIKINI HERE
EVEN MORE PREGNANT IN A BIKINI HERE

I guess it is a good thing tha she is covered up cuz this Coleen Rooney seems dumpy as shit….and if you’re wondering why I’m posting these pics on a dumpy bitch in a bikini who no one really ever heard of since she’s likely the high school sweetheart of the footballer who he cheats on always…it’s simple…I’m a bottom feeder and if I see a bikini I jump like a fucking idiot…except when I’m out in public, in person, and hot pussy is all around me, as it often is, then I don’t give a fuck about it….it’s like I feel I need to post the shit to this site that I wouldn’t even care about if it was spread eagled in front of me….diddling it’s twat….

UPDATE –

I Spoke Too Soon …. It Turns out this Rooney Bittch Decided to Strip Down into a bikini even though we asked her not to…

Posted in:Coleen Rooney

2012

17

Jan

Aubrey O’Day Sloppy Stomach for Twitter of the Day

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Aubrey O’Day is a nobody….but as the 5 people who know she exists along with the 1,000,000 fake twitter followers she paid to have collectively know that she’s not known for her svelt figure…they just aren’t entirely sure why she is known…the just know every once in a while she’ll post pics of her tits or cleavage….you know when she’s not fucking black dudes…cuz black dudes along with making white girls feel naughty cuz they know it will piss off their parents, peers, friends, community, ex boyfriends, future husbands, they them feel like sluts cuz black dudes fuck them better than white dudes do, since they have more girth…..and most importantly as Aubrey O’Day’s luck has it….they fuck all things white…they think all things white are worth a round…and that seems to mean the fatter better….at least that’s what a trip to Walmart seems to have taught me..

Posted in:Aubrey O'Day

2012

17

Jan

Lindsay Lohan’s Zombie Face to Distract from her Great Tits of the Day

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Most girls use tits to distract from face….you know jacking them up in a push up bra so hard men everywhere forget they even have a head until in comes to blowjob time….but lohan isn’t like most girls and probably knows she has great tits and as a sexually confused, sexually unsure, sexually abused, sex pod objectified by men everywhere for her tits..she’s decided to zombie up her face like this is zombie walk and she’s some college girl…even though she never went to college…she was too busy being rich…and here are the pics..

Here she is leaving court all busty and old as shit….Hollywood ate the bitch up and spat her the fuck out…

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2012

17

Jan

Rihanna in Some Underwear for Armani of the Day

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Along with being a dumpy, pot smoking, bajan with a level of talent that doesn’t deserve her success, Rihanna is also an underwear model for Armani…. WE ALREADY POSTED THESE PICS OF HER DOING IT….so we were well aware of that fact…you know since this is the unofficial Rihanna fan club…but more importanlty…because WE SAW THE VIDEO ……

Welll it turns out here are more, and these are the recently released pics from the Armani Facebook Page….I’d rather see her getting fisted.

Posted in:Rihanna

2012

17

Jan

Katy Perry Showing Some Dumpy Leg of the Day

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These pictures show us that the key to a failed marriage is dumpy fucking legs….coupled with stupid fucking hair….along with idiotic sounding voice…with nothing but stupid fucking fluff spewed out of it….with financial security thanks to the most humilating of garbage anyone has called music in the history of music…..

Katy Perry is not hot and if you think she is you’re either a fag drawn to the fame, glitz, glam….or you have no standards….but as a man with no standards I know…that even that ugly bitches I fuck are ugly…I just do it cuz I got nothing else going for me…you know…

Either way…if I was rich and famous, I’d cheat on her fat, lazy, slob ass too…

Posted in:Katy Perry

2012

17

Jan

Kris Jenner Assassination Fail of the Day

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My good friend over at NOTSOMEBODY, who lives in LA and who I’ve been trying to brainwash into becoming a celebrity serial killer/rapist/ with a video camera….but who never goes through it it no matter how I try…has let me down yet again…this time he was at the Lakers game sitting behind that Jenner devil….the brain and uterus behind those Kardashian and Jenner demons that pollute our lives…even if it is just for another few months…..She was with her womanly homosexual husband bitch…..and motherfucker didn’t choke the bitch out….or even spit in her cunt fact like the whore she fucking is…and that depresses me…this is one of the most disappointing posts I’ve ever put up…..

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