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2011

28

Dec

Jessica Simpson Big Tits of the Day

Here are some shitty, boring pictures of Jessica Simpson pregnant and showing some mom to be tit, only because she’s got a filled up with fetus uterus inside her and her obesity is officially justified…. and some of you weirdos are into that…I prefer my women infertile…unless they are Jessica Simpson and own a billion dollar clothing empire for me to K-Fed…but that’s just because I’m too lazy to make my own money, and her white trash retard ways would be easier to manipulate than to mount like the tired old pony she is….shitty pics with shitty commentary for shitty readers….that’s what keeps this site barely afloat…thanks for that….I need a drink….

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2011

28

Dec

stepNEWS of the Day

Holiday Season is when everyone loses their shit…and that makes for great news…..I like watching…if anything…I live for this shit…

High Speed Car Crash Caught On Camera
A stranded motorist narrowly escaped injury when his car conked out on a major Texas freeway early Wednesday morning — and the resulting crash was caught on tape.

Drive-Thru Robbery Doesn’t Go As Planned
A pair of masked men is suspected in an attempted robbery that occurred Monday night at a Dunkin Donuts in Whitfield; however, instead of barging inside and demanding money from the cash register these men opted to use the drive-thru lane.

Canadian Shoppers Pepper Sprayed At Boxing Day Sale

Drake and Lil Wayne Rumors Spark Brawl At Mall Of America
Cell phone videos captured the melee at the Mall of America on Monday, but police say they still aren’t sure what sparked the massive melee that was followed by a series of scuffles.

Cops: Christmas Shooter Wore Santa Suit
A man who killed himself and six relatives in Grapevine on Christmas Day wore a Santa suit during the shooting spree, police said.

VIDEO: Clerk Knocks Out Would-Be Robber
An armed robber who tried to hold up a business in South Carolina was knocked out by a store clerk.

Philly Dad Dead After Days In Recliner
A 9-1-1 call for a Philadelphia woman with stomach pains turned odd when paramedics were asked to take away a dad who had died two days ago in his lounge chair.

Video: Occupy Nashville Protesters Fight
This is supposed to be the season that brings people together, but in Occupy Nashville, tensions are tearing some people apart.

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2011

28

Dec

Miley Cyrus Laundromat Photoshoot of the Day

Some of my most erotic experiences have happened in Laundromats….from sniffing dirty panties…to stealing hot girl panties from their dryers…to meeing drifters….the laundromat has given me many orgasms…..unlike thes pictures of Miley Cyrus in a Laundromat for some photoshoot…but I’m a firm believer in “if it’s got a pussy, it’s worth jerking off to”….

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2011

28

Dec

Lauren Sanchez Hot Mom Tits on the Beach

Lauren Sanches some slutty latino 42 year old news anchor who is on some shitty fucking Good Day LA …. not that a host of Good Day LA can ever be considered a news anchor but more a real housewife who’s rich and connecting husband hooked up with a gig to keep her from fucking the pool boy and to keep her from being annoying as fuck….but more importantly who doesn’t mind parading her ass and fake titties around enough to get noticed…..but not enough to offend us with her stretch marks….Big old titties get noticed.

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2011

28

Dec

Ali Larter Mom Ass in Leggings of the Day

Someone told me that there’s actual a movement for what we’ve all been seeing the last 5-10 years…you know where mom’s are dressing in their teen girl’s clothing…especially in rich neighborhoods…you know in the Juicy Couture, Yoga Pants, Uggs…and it is called Peter Pan moms….something that makes me laugh…but that also brings me joy because mom’s holding onto their youth, jealous and competing for male attention with their own daughters, rocking bikinis on beaches, all while having more experience, confidence, eagerness and ability to fuck….coupled with insecurity, yoga bodies, and husbands that make no time for them cuz they are too busy working….and fucking younger women….becuase

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2011

28

Dec

Estelle Cruijff Tits in a Bikini of the Day

Here’s some great older bitch tits on some older bitch named Estelle Cruijff who is some dutch prostitute who avoided the red light district window display job….because she is the neice of some dutch footballer labeled the player of the century and in Europe that’s a title close to sainthood…..at least a title that gets his family looped into the Dutch world for football and in a position to groupie out, groupie on, and get stuffed by entire teams before settling down and getting married to some footballer hero named Ruud Gullit, who was the head coach for the LA Galaxy for a year….cuz Soccer is not just for gay euro trash anymore…..but he got fired and he now sits around on beaches with his baby momma and her great tits cuz he’s got enough money that….since he doesn’t really need to work and getting fired pretty much doesn’t mean much for being able to afford his wife’s botox injections and other luxuries…..if you know what I mean…and what’s important is that these titties are looking good in their bikini they call home….cuz sex with your wife may be hell….and farm sex may be more appealing than relationship sex most of the time…you know to switch things up…but at least she’s got features that help her husband through the suffering…and more importantly….she probably lets him fuck whatever he wants so long as he doesnt cut up her gold card….typical.

Posted in:Estelle Cruijff

2011

28

Dec

Girl Who Will Fuck Anyone on TV in Her Bikini of the Day

Here is further proof that if you are even the most obscure person on TV, I’m talking the guy in the Best Buy ads….or even the guy in the local furniture store ads….you’re gonna get pussy…because I assume girls figure you’ve got shit going for you if people are willing to let you on camera…especially since they aren’t on TV…and their last asshole boyfriend wasn’t on TV…but he’d sure be pissed off to find out that she’s fucking someone who is on TV….kinda thing that makes the world go round…and the nice thing about it is that she looks hot in a bikini…..

If you’re wondering who the guy is, not that you are…he’s on the Kardashian show from hell I hope no one watches leaving them unwanted and in line for a good old fashioned family murder suicide.

Posted in:Jonathan Cebran

2011

28

Dec

Mischa Barton’s Bikini Pics of the Day

I used to do a Mischa Barton death watch back when she was in therapy and tending to some kind of addiction I’m not sure was ever exploited or explained for the sheer fact that no one gives a fuck about Mischa Barton and whether she died tomorrow or even 4 years ago…no one’s life would really fucking change…she’s a low impact celebrity….

Either way, she was bloated, disgusting to look at, unshowered and she likely stank…but for some reason she pulled it together…probably thanks to the millions in her bank and its ability to hire trainers and handlers…and now she’s looking tight enough bodied on the beach for me to want the disgusting sloppy past off her with my mouth…I’m weird like that.

Posted in:Mischa Barton

2011

28

Dec

Amanda Seyfried Period Friendly Pants of the Day

Here is Amanda Seyfried, a bitch I thought was the hottest thing in Hollywood, even when dressed down and dumpy, all because she did lesbian and nude scenes along with Disney bullshit family friendly hallmark channel shit….making her not some full of shit LeAnn Rimes or Miley scandal when their true whore colors come out…but for some reason….as time goes on….I find myself over it…she’s average at best…and boring as fuck and her period friendly pants make her come across as too safe for my liking….cuz bitches who risk getting blood on their white pants are usually bitches who fuck you til you cum instead of fuck you until they get lazy and force you to jerk off to finish off….if you know what I mean.

Posted in:Amanda Seyfried

2011

28

Dec

Mourning Hangover Dump of the Day

I don’t think there’s anything all that inspiring about waking up hungover…early afternoon…with a raped stomach wishing I wasn’t an alcoholic….and running to my computer to post the latest bikini pics every other virgin loser with a website has already posted….but I do it anyway…because my life sucks…

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