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2012

16

Jan

Laura Wiggins in Shameless of the Day

Shameless is a great concept for a show…obviously…not from America….but anothing UK rip off…which doesn’t bother me cuz it’s a story of a drunk, degenerate, with a family he can’t support, cuz he’s too busy drinking, and getting in trouble for his drinking….

THey didn’t pay me to say that…I just fell I can relate to it and I like that finally someone has paved the way for me….like that midget from Gang of Thrones thanked the Little People Big World and the Munchkins from Wizard of Oz for paving the way for him last night…

That said…. TITS ON TV ….is an even better concept…something I need, support, approve of and that I’m happy about…it’s taken years to get here, but we’ve almost broken down the taboo…and humanity can now feel human…by not being subject to censored oppressive content..

Here’s a clip of Laura Wiggins, I posted her tits in Shameless before….I said she’s 22 and looks 13…which is enough for you to enjoy here….so watch.

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2012

16

Jan

Rihanna Smoking a Blunt in Hawaii in Leggings of the Day



They are saying that these are pictures of Rihanna smoking a blunt, you know to influence all her 12 year old fans that along with loving the smell of sex and chains and whips excite her….she’s also into getting high…a substance proving by conservative christians in the 50s to make a motherfucker go crazy, murder, and lead into psychosis….a substance that has since been proven to not have any negative side effects…making these pics a no – big deal….not to mention Rhianna is black and from the islands…her NOT smoking a blunt would be far more shocking….and none of that matters, what matters is how lazy she is with her work out routine, get high, lay in sun in Hawaii, do obligues…fucking slacker…but at least she’s in leggings.

Posted in:Rihanna

2012

16

Jan

Golden Globes Globes of the Day

I will never understand why anyone would sit through an award show at their own will. Shit is torture.

It’s like a bunch of awards that mean nothing for people who are already living a life of a lottery winner who don’t need more awards….making speeches about nothing…in efforts to validate that what they do actually matters on an artistic level…even though the shit are bought, bribed and totally bullshit….because their bank accounts aren’t enough validation…..

I don’t see any appeal whatsoever in hearing a shitty comedian tame down his shitty jokes for money like a sell out while pretending he’s not being tame or that his jokes aren’t shitty….when he had to hustle to get to the level of hosting bullshit awards…and knows a good joke from a bad one….opting for the bad one cuz that shit pays the bills he already has no problem paying…

The only thing remotely interesting is that the bitches show off some tit…but even that got boring by the 9th grade when all bitches had cleavage and we became desensitized….in desperate need of the pussy….but here are the pics anyway…

Jessica Alba Showing Some Titty So People Don’t typecast her as “mom”….

Sofia Vergara Looking Like She’s at a Hispanic High School Grad…

Kate Beckinsale for the Virgin Losers who like Hot Moms….

Elle Macpherson looking like a tampon at a beauty pageant…

Salma Hayek’s Big Fucking Mexico Titty….

Charlize Theron South African HIV risk Wouldn’t Stop Me…

Stacy Keibler Looking like she’s won the lottery now that she’s finally allowed at these events all thanks to her vagina….

Some Maria Menounos Round Greek Booty She Uses as a Vagina when She’s on her period or really whenever cuz that’s what Greek girls do…

Posted in:Golden Globes 2012

2012

16

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Some of my best friends are hangovers…..

I don’t know what that means…but apparently this is the most depressing day of the year…so if you’re one of the many who is going to kill yourself cuz you’ve had enough of this hell feeling like a fucking loser…do it in style….cuz you might as well go out with a bang….just don’t be one of those assholes who shoots up a bunch of people before shooting up himself…cuz that’s the wrong kind of impact and I hate people like you… but you only die once…make it count….not that I recommend suicide, but this isn’t the suicide hotline….I know as depressed and pathetic as I am, I’d never do it, cuz it’s too fun to laugh misery in the face…while laughing at idiots all around me…seriously…they are everywhere..

Here’s some links…rest in peace…loser…

LOL Cat Viceo Will Start Monday Off – VIDEO
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The Hottest NFL Playoff Wives and Girlfriends of All Time
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Free Cam Shows. Start Your Week On a high Note
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Oh The Things We Could Do With a Bendy Chick Like This – VIDEO
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Playmate Birthday! Pilar Lastra
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Mikaela is Super Sexy in White
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Yeah, Sinead OÇonner is Pretty Much Insane
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Web Cam Sluts, Live and Direct
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Cucumber Up the Vadge, Why Not – VIDEO
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The 10 Hottest Fashion Pictures of the Week (January 9 – 15)
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Kris Jenner Really Is a Money Grubbing Cunt. Here Are the Details From Her Divorce From Robert Kardashian
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Dancing Bear Porn is The Fucking Best Porn
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Posted in:MHD

2012

13

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

My new pickup line in bars is “We’re friends on facebook, I know this cuz I totally jerked off to your bikini pics last night….Totally”…

Hasn’t worked out too well for me yet, but I’m relying on some not so uptight cunt who is into guys jerkng off to her on FB…even though we all know eevery girl with a bikini pic loves guys jerking off to her on FB…to be the person I use it on…so far I’ve just had to deal with bitches who acted grossed out and appalled and asked me my name so they could delete me…even though we were never FB friends to begin with….that was the whole joke behind the pick-up line…dumb bitch…now let me put your nude pics ont he internet….

Now I think is a good time to tell you to ADD ME TO FACEBOOK….magic sometimes happens there…friendships are made, sex is recruited, laughs while talking to your computer screeen as if it is another person….you know the deal….

Here are the stepLINKS…

When Sexy Pool Posing Goes Wrong – VIDEO
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Tila Tequila is Converting to Jewish….
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Heather Locklear Retrospective to Remember Her as She Tries to Overdose to Join her Career in HEaven
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Live Web Cam Sluts. This Weekend Will Be the Best Ever
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Some Daisy Lowe Photoshoot
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Exclusive Contraband Movie Review
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The best 90 Seconds of a Girl in Leggings Pretending to be a Raccoon that You Will See Today
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Some Cheerleader Whores….
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Steamy Body Painted Jerseys on Bitches
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Her Name is Amelia C and She Loooks Ameliamazing Naked
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Natacha Peyre’s Tits and Looks Make Up For Her Weird Name
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Charis Boyle Says It’s Martini Time! (Scroll Down For Killer Pics)
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10 Games That Need To Be Made Into An Adult Film
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Erin Heatherton Topless Supermodel Hotness
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Madonna Just Shut Lady Gaga the Fuck Down and Rightfully So
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More Nicole Scherzinger Mexico Vacation
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Free Cam Shows Bring Some Friday Sexy
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Big Tittied Teen Masterbates On Her Bed
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Some Zoe Saldana in a One Piece….
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Dude Serves Tea Like a Boss
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Crazy Bitch with a Snowman Phobia
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Little Caprice Has a Young Tight Body I Want to Fuck
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Everything to Know About Destiny Newton
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Stacey Keibler Looks Good and Stays Quiet
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Guess Which Fat Fucking Cooking Show Has type 2 Diabetes?
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Been Awhile Since We Hade Some Bar Refaeli
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Black Lively in a Hot Dress With Future Celeb Slut Jailbait Chloe Moretz
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Religious People Are Fucking Retarded of the Day
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Ahhhhh Miranda Kerr Hotness
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Georgia Salpa Lingerie Hotness
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Booty Girls Get Wiped Out – VIDEO
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Crackhead Calls the Cops After Buying Fake Drugs Hahaha WTF
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day
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Eden and Monique Get It On – VIDEO
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Evan Rachel Wood is Topless for Fashion
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Kimberly Kato is Slutty
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Playboy Girls Get Slutty in Chicago
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this Slut is Waaaaayyy to Skinny
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Kaitlin Monte – Miss New York – 2012 Miss America Preliminary
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Random Photo Dump of the Day
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Virginia Sun is Virginia Slim…And Naked
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And MORE Bar Refaeli
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Bailey Kline is Oh So Sexy
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Arianny Celeste Poses in a Bikini
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Jessica Alba in Tight Mom Jeans
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Big Black Naked Hot Fucking tits
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Russian Pres Conference and the Case of the Flying Dildo
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Some Rihanna in Concert
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This is THE GREATEST NEWS EVER
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Man vs Baby Shark
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I Love Spread Assholes and Stretched Out Pussy
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Black Friday in Japan is Insane
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Anna Rubik Modeling Some Shit
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Two Bitches Studying Each Other’s Pussies With Their Tongue
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Rosie Jones Topless at the Beach in Miami
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Emily Scott Amazing Topless
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Marina de Melo Caught Topless in the Dressing Room
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Demi Lovato Posts Her Big Cleavage Pic on Twitter
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Jessica Alba’s Hot Little Body in Jeans
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Caalina Otalvaro Stars Photoshoot is Sexy
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Alice Goodwin Topless Photoshoot
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2012

13

Jan

Tamara Ecclestone Bikini Pics of the Day

Prison tats, sloppy body, fake tits…it amazes me that this bitch is only 28….seriously…when I was looking at her…I was convinced this was the mom or step mom married to billionaire Bernie Ecclestone of F1 fame for his money because she got knocked up with the spoiled cunt daughter no one had time for….and not the spoiled cunt daughter….but the truth is why the fuck do I know of these people and more importanlty why the fuck am I posting their pics during valuable drinking time….

Posted in:Tamara Ecclestone

2012

13

Jan

Evan Rachel Wood Little Titties for Flaunt Magazine of the Day

Evan Rachel Wood showed her titties for FLAUNT MAGAZINE ….and this isn’t the first time that she’s GOT HALF NAKED FOR FASHION PHOTOSHOOTS ….she’s one of those artist, fashionista, hipster, goths who takes herself too seriously…I know you know what I mean and I know it probably stems from Marilyn Manson ruining her with his penis when she was 18….making her watch obscure things and have obscure conversations and read obscure books cuz that’s what identity crisis people do…just go to any coffee shop and listen to the lesbians in conversation….it is annoying…but watching her fuck in NAKED IN MILDRED PIERCE wasn’t…and looking at her little nipples and little tittes for some fashion magazine isn’t either….

Here are the pics…

Posted in:Evan Rachel Wood

2012

13

Jan

Bar Refaeli Signing Autographs and Showing Minor Camel Toe of the Day

Bar Refaeli showed her bikini model vagina ability to get jacked the fuck up with red denim…in a subtle yet period friendly way….

Here she is signing autographs in s dress…If I saw Bar Refaeli in public, the only autograph I’d want from her is her herpes scabs on my dick…you know her vagina lip kiss of death….signed, sealed and delivered either willingly or with force…but I’m needy like that…

Posted in:Bar Refaeli

2012

13

Jan

Denise Van Outen Shitty Bikini Pics of the Day

Her name is Denise Van Outen and she takes a real fucking shitty bikini pic….at least she does now…maybe cuz the paparazzi just didn’t try hard enough…or maybe it is cuz she’s pushing 40, is a mom and not the slutty magazine photoshoot media bottom feeder my extensive research on her wikipedia page and her google image results told me she was…this is my first post in the 8 year history of the site on her…so she must be a virtual unknown….but I’m addicted to all things titty, even when it is shitty, especially when there’s bikini….so here she is…on the tailend of her career…in all her declining sex appeal glory….

Posted in:Denise Van Outen

2012

13

Jan

Nicole Scherzinger’s Bikini Horseback Ride in Mexico of the Day

Nicole Scherzinger went on a family vacation in mexico…and by family vacation I mean family portrait cuz I assume this is her riding her mom as her dad guides her so they don’t get lost…women…

It’s like she’s living out her interbreeding youth…..and I really don’t know what I’m getting at…I just know she posted her Nazi salute pictures of her on a horse in a bikini top and leggings, and here I am posting it on my site like it fucking matters…all cuz she’s in a bikini….even if I find her an annoying ego that had a few hits and let those hits get to her head and distract her from the reality that she sucks..except maybe for her tight body…that part of her is okay and here it is on display…

Posted in:Nicole Scherzinger