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2011

27

Dec

Holiday Bikini Twit Pics of the Day

It’s the holidays for those of you who aren’t always on Holiday…like me…despite the fact that my holiday is pretty fuckin 2-star…maybe even 1-star…the caliber of holiday that leaves you shitting blood the month you get back….or even dead in a drunk in some third world bullshit….but a holiday none the less…

So it is only natural that bitches who like being half naked post pictures of themselves half naked for their twitter followers….but more importanlty…it is only natural for me to post those said cry for attention pics….

Here’s the first batch…I’m sure there are more to come….

Coco brought her fat ass…cuz her twitter is all she’s got to get that male attention she had on the stripper pole…without having to get on the stripper pole…

Bar Refaeli Brought her coconut…in one of the most boring ways in her career…

Maria Menounos brought her anal loving cuz she’s genetically predisposed to it ass in a bikini

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2011

27

Dec

Victoria Silvstedt’s Black Bikini of the Day

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I appreciate Victoria Silvstedt and her public high class escorting….She lives a good life…her body is rockin’…she’s totally preserved her sex appeal for the last decade or two…and she’s only tried to sue me one….thanks to posting pics of her getting eaten the fuck out by her married client who supports her lifestyle….Point being….she did Playboy once a long time ago…showing off her fake tits…and for some reason…a reason i call her fake tits..I’m still talking about her…cuz she’s good at this bullshit hustle….unlike me…and here are the pics..

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2011

27

Dec

Kat Von D’s a Dude in Leather Shorts of the Day

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I’ve always found it confusing when people have said to me that Kat Von D is hot….these pictures of her in leather shorts makes it that much more confusing….something that could have been potentially so hot on the right girl…is just a fucking disaster…thank god they cancelled her show.

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2011

27

Dec

Stephanie Seymour’s 50+ Bikini Pics of the Day

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There was a time back in the 90s when a friend of mine gave me a 50+ porn magazine…that featured images of the kind of 50 year old you’d expect to get naked for some magazine for what I’m thinking was a warm bowl of soup…or something equally cheap….

That magazine had the power to turn me the fuck off 50 year old woman, imagining all their pussy looked the same as the ones I found myself jerking fof to at least 5 times, even though I didn’t like it, just becuase it was the only porn I had access too…it was before the internet…

But Stephanie Seymour reminds us that not all 50 year olds are made the same…this ex model looks fucking great….and maybe that’s cuz she’s not spread eagled…and maybe that’s cuz I am horny and confused and alone…except for this pig of a wife snoring next to me…or maybe it’s cuz it’s just the way it is….

Who cares here are the pics..

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2011

27

Dec

Mari-Ange Ramirez, Nicole Beharie, Amy Hargreaves and Carey Mulligan Nudity from Shame of the Day

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There’s some movie called Shame that seems to be starring a whole lot of bush and I fucking love bush therefore I love this movie…see cuz bikini waxes are so played out and when you’re dealing with the caliber of woman I deal with…the bush is needed as a shield to all things herpes scarred and meaty that you’d rather not see bald and in all its glory….

I don’t know what this shit is about, or when it comes out, or if these screen caps of Cary Mulligan’s bush are even erotic…but I am posting them anyway…

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2011

27

Dec

Rosie Huntington-Whitely and Her Bald Lover of the Day

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I think everyone needs some boring pictures of Rosie Huntington-Whitely…the new, elegant, actually good looking Megan Fox….who doesn’t have the nosejob or the cheap tattoos or the loser from 90210 handler…to both give bald guys hope that if they one day become rich and famous…they too will get young hot pussy…making being bald not so bad…but more importantly as an excuse to post THESE PICS OF HER MODELING TOPLESS CUZ SHE’S AMAZING ….and that’s exactly what I’m gonna do….or just did…

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2011

27

Dec

Lady Gaga’s Pantsless Boxing Day Shopping of the Day

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I think it should be illegal for bitches like this to wear no pants in public…I figure as a pervet I’d love nudity and love half naked bitchees but feel laws need to be enforced…and not even the pervert friendly no pants allowed ever…but the pants must stay one….because for some reason the only girls who are into being half naked in public…happen to be the nasty bitches craving attention…unless they are getting paid or are on a beach…the voluntary half nakedness is always pulled off by the wrong bitches….proven with these Gaga pics.

Posted in:Lady Gaga

2011

27

Dec

Lilly Kerssenberg’s Mom Body in a Bathing Suit of the Day

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Here’s Boris Becker….Tennis Pros….new set of tennis balls he knocks up….I don’t know if they are milk filled, german, or if they are even hot enough to jerk off to…but I do know that I’ve jerked off to pictures of pretty vile looking bitches I’ve had sex with, especially during the holiday times, when I get all notalgic and am forced to pretend I actually like my obese pig wife….cuz unlike Boris Becker….I didn’t have any other option…and skinny busty ex models, or whatever the fuck this bitch did before tapping into his fortune…..wasn’t really an options…that’s the difference between me and you becker….now everyone stare at his wallet fucking wife’s tits.

Posted in:Lilly Kerssenberg

2011

27

Dec

Ashley Smith’s Big Model Tits in a Photoshoot of the Day

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Ashley Smith is some model with a massive gap in her teeth…but more importantly with a massive set of tits…I’m surprised I’ve never posted topless pics of her because I am sure they exist…but I’m too lazy to dig through it – I’m nursing a boxing day hangover and doubt anyone is even on the site right now…because my life work is pathetic like that….while Ashley Smith’s life work isn’t….it gives boners…if you’re like me and like gap in teeths and massive titties….

This just in…a good friend and lover to the site took the time to send us these pics of Ashley Smith’s tits so I didn’t have to look for them…and they are great…

Posted in:Ashley Smith

2011

27

Dec

LA COKA NOSTRA – “MALVERDE MARKET” is the Song of the Day

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I’d say the only person on twitter who isn’t a low life loser from the trailer park but who is a succcess in his work…..making music and fucking hot groupie bitches who follow me….is Ill Bill… you idiots may know him from being in the rap game forever…from Non Phixion to La Coka Nostra to being Necro’s older brother….but I know him for this video because there are tits in it and the second I see tits…everything goes white and I forget everything else going on and everything that was…so watch it, support it, buy the album…or the t-shirt….or tickets to the show…or whatever it is you idiots do these days…

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