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2011

22

Dec

Chloe Green’s Sloppy Bikini of the Day

Nothing says Christmas Vacation like a dumpy Jewish girl with a weak chin on the beach in a bikini at the most luxurious resort in Barbados cuz her dad is a billionaire….This Chloe Green bitch doesn’t really have be anything but dumpy and ugly because there is bound to be a Jewish guy willing to swipe her up and make him his wife so that they can have rich Jewish babies together…and who knows maybe she’s a really down to earth, cool girl with daddy issues who likes to fuck….and who really cares…I’m just posting the pics for the Jewish people out there who feel guilty, like they are disgracing their family and their grandparents who survived the war when they look at half naked non-jews sexually….I’m sure that happens all the time….and the sad thing in all this is rich, dumpy or not I’d still fuck her cuz she has a vagina and her youth….who cares.

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2011

22

Dec

Ashley Tisdale Hiding Her Vagina in Shorts

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When you have a shitty face that you’ve tried to fix with plastic surgery but that is still a shitty face despite al the money invested in it….wear short spandex shorts cuz it redirects our eyes to what you do have control over…your body you work out all the fucking time and thank god you do cuz otherwise you’d be totally fucking hopeless…..proving I should be a stylist for hot body girls with ugly faces….They should give me my own show…like Queer Guy WItha Queer Eye the lowlife, poor, pervert who likes pussy edition…..

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2011

22

Dec

Sharlely Lilly Kerssenberg Bikini Pics of the Day

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This is Boris Becker’s wife and she’s in a bikini….the pictures are about as exciting aren’t very exciting….I think I’d rather be watching a geriatric aquarobics class because there are more sets of tits, although older and sloppier, this is definitely a quantity over quality situation….Moms doing mom shit, even half naked is only hot when I’m really fucking drunk…horny….or having a stroke…

Posted in:Sharlely Lilly Kerssenberg

2011

22

Dec

Emma Forbes One Piece Bathing Suit of the Day

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I don’t know about you, but nothing says hot like a middle aged woman in a one piece showing her husband how big a cock needs to be for her to feel anything inside her massive middle aged vagina….oh right…that’d doesn’t say hot…that says disgusting and justifies why you should never entertain marriage…save you 30,000 dollars it costs for the wedding for 3000, 100 dollar hookers….3 a week for the the 30 weeks motherfucker…

The hottest thing I could find out about this bitch is that she suffured port partnatal depression after both her births…and there’s nothing like unstable women especially when they want to kill their babies for ruining their sex appeal and vaginas…provided they every had sex appeal…

Posted in:Emma Forbes

2011

22

Dec

Katie Price’s Crazy Panty Pants of the Day

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Jordan Katie Price is amazing. She is like a living, breathing novelty toy….the kind of thing you blow up and give to a friend on his bachelor party as a joke….only she’s real life….alive and breathing…sure I can’t attest to her pussy being anything more than a fleshy, dead, corpose rotting thanks to the years of abuse…but I can say she wraps it up hysterically in some of the stupidest pants I’ve ever seen and for some reason, seeing this tranny who isn’t a tranny tran out brings me great joy….some panty that are leggings with a fake tan goodness…it is fucking glorious…

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2011

22

Dec

stepNEWS of the Day

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Tis the fucking season for amazing news….

Strip Club Toy Drive Donation Controversy
A toy drive program at the Hustler Club in San Francisco has some uncomfortable

High Speed Chase In Florida Ends In Crash

Police Charge Suspect with Nativity Jesus Theft
Amanda Crelia, 25, of Spotsylvania was arrested and charged with grand larceny for her involvement in the theft of the Baby Jesus figure from the Central Park shopping center last week.

Brutal Bus Beating In Milwaukee
A fight between a 12-year-old and a 24-year-old ended with an arrest.

Bold Thief Has Interesting Reaction To Being Caught
A brazen thief had a bizarre reaction when a clothing shop clerk stopped him from trying to walk out with high end merchandise.

Family Kicked Off Plane For Having Too Many Kids
A North Carolina family was removed from their US Air flight for traveling with too many young children.

Florida Man Steals Date’s Car
A Florida man, Michael Pratt, is accused of stealing his date’s car

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2011

22

Dec

J.Woww’s a Bikini Model of the Day

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Jersey Shore trash J.Woww is a bikini model now, and I am pretty ok with it because she has a great body….more importantly she isn’t the troll and this isn’t her signing books that she pretends she wrote…it’s modeling cheesy fucking bikinis….for a company that is probably going to make a fortune now that they brought her on….and the truth is that as shit as Jersey Shore is….she’s the kind of whore, who had implants pre-Jersey shore for a reason….ready to humilate herself in a club, stripclub or porn set to get by, but instead decided to do it on MTV….and there’s nothing wrong with that….as long as you’re the hot one…which apparently this J.Woww is…. Who cares.

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2011

22

Dec

LeAnn Rimes Hard Christian Body in a White Bikini of the Day

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I like doughy, estrogen filled women as much as the next guy, it’s all womanly and reminds you of your mom, you know with those birthing hips….but there’s something real fucking magican about rock hard bodies and implants, especially when bouning on your tits….their pussies are just tighter….there’s also something amazing about bitches who are marketed as wholesome christians to the christians…but who really are just horny as fuck home wreckers who don’t give a fuck about their fans…cuz they already made stupid money and can afford to spend their days fucking….or hanging in white bikinis ready to fuck…I mean this LeAnn Rimes is a porno career waiting to happen.

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Posted in:Leann Rimes

2011

22

Dec

Most Boring Winter Bikini Modeling of the Day

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I am a firm believer that anything can be made interesting as long as there’s a bitch in a bikini….from med school to waiting in line at the fucking unemployment office…if there’s a half naked girl…it suddenly becomes good. I figure the trick to youtube success is always to put a half naked girl into the mix….I tell every girl I know if she wants to make money to get half naked on the internet….But it turns out I was wrong….get some hippie bitch talking about eating a raw food diet outside in the snow in a bikini and you end up with the worst fucking bikini video on youtube….seriously….I’d rather watch a fat chick in a bikini eating fried chicken and cake than this…

Posted in:Viral Video

2011

22

Dec

Kardashian Jailbait Pole Dancing of the Day

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I don’t know what’s going on here but it is clearly the Kardashian mom whoring out her second string of daughters she exploits for personal gain, by enrolling her in pole dancing classes, to generate any controversy or attention she can….one step away from a teenage sex tape…

I find these pics inspiring cuz I never thought that maybe teen girls enroll in the shit…I just assumed it was all old bitches who were looking for ways to sex up their bodies for sex or maybe to impress their stripper addicted husbands to see them as sex objects too…..but now pole dancing class takes a whole new meaning….strippers in training…and/..I think I’m gonna just have to join the shit or at least stare through the window…cuz teen strippers are pornographic even when they stay clothed.

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