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2011

22

Dec

Ugly Girls Hulla hooping in Bikinis of the Day

Here’s a pretty fucking weird fetish on Youtube that no one seems to really be into since all the videos have under 10 views….it’s ugly girls in bikinis rocking a hulla hoop like they are fucking the air cuz I know some of the hottest moments in my childhood were spent watching girls gyrating together, humping the air, to keep the hulla hoop up….i figured that’s why the pervert invented the shit….

Either way, last year I went to some Hulla Hoop adult course to take that I saw advertised, you know to take that childhood perversion to a less creepy sex offender place….by seeing actual bitches humping the air, but unfortuantely the only bitches who take that kind of class are fat lesbians…

Here are some more of the horrible fetish….

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2011

22

Dec

Melanie Iglesias Christmas Half Naked Youtube Video of the Day

Melanie Iglesias proves that if you are a girl and you’re not fat…all you have to do is exploit yourself on a moderate level by being willing to get half naked on the internet and dance around for various themes, whether Halloween or Christmas, and 300,000 dudes will watch the shit…It takes no creativity, skill or pretty much anything but a decent body and bitch becomes internet famous….It’s almost a joke…but not as much of a joke as knowing hot girls who aren’t rich cuz they have morals and values and don’t realize this is like being on the beach filled with thousands of perverts….

Either way, she introduced some friends, danced around, I couldn’t jerk off to it, but I appreciate her hustle that is hardly a hustle…strippers who pretend are hardworking are hilarious, but so are nobodies who don’t get fully naked who get internet fame….easy.

I don’t even know what a flipbook is….but watch it anyway…Tis the fucking season…

Posted in:Melanie Iglesias

2011

22

Dec

Mourning Hangover Dump of the Day

The christmas season is going to fucking kill me. I can’t control myself and for some reason everywhere I got the booze is free. My liver is throbbing, my stomach raped, I may still be drunk, and I’ll soon be drunk again, cuz this hangover is killing me…

I hate people who talk about how much they drink…or how fucked up they got…or how hungover they are…but I have nothing else going on right now…it’s kinda taking priority….a hazey uncomfortable priority….

Here’s some links to fluff you, prime you, lube you up….foreplay to the bigger posts to come….

Never Say No to a Panda – VIDEO
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USA vs. the World: Hot Female Athletes Edition
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Free Cam Shows Bring the Sexy
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Dolphin Jetpack. Wait, What? – VIDEO
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Super Japanese Girl Christmas Party!
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Alessandra Makes Me Think Dirty Thoughts
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LeAnn Rimes’ Mexican Bikini Holiday
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Live Web Sluts You Won’t Be Able to Get Enough Of
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chubby Girl Gets Naughty With a Vibrator
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The 15 Hottest Singing Competition Winners Worldwide
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WTF Photo of the Day
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2011

22

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

I got drunk. I fell asleep. For 12 hours. I am not santa. But I’m fat and dying. Merry X-Mas. Fuck you.


Leilani Dowding Wishes You a Feliz Bonerdad
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Miley Cyrus Fans Are Fucking Assholes Hahaha – VIDEO
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Live Web Cam Sluts, Can’t Get Enough
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Watch This Guy Clear a Huge Gap on His BMX
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Jolyne Lowery Has an Insane Rack
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10 Ways To Get Your Girl Into Gaming
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JoJo Has an Upskirt and Here It Is
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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Is Topless
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Free Cam Shows. Check It Out
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Home Alone Wife Gets Naughty on the Web Cam
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Hot or Not: Female Athlete Edition
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Jennifer Nicole Lee Upskirt Ass Flash
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A Bunch of the Branded Kardashian Crap is Made in Sweatshops. Why Am I Not Surprised?!
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Kate Middleton Dullness Watch
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AAhley Tisdale Short Shorts
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Yeah I’d Bang Camille Belle
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Gemma Atkinson Looking Ravenous
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How About Some Frisbee Trick Shots – VIDEO
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Paula Patton Strips Down And Talks Dirty For GQ
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Two Sluts Are Better Than One, No?
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Mandy and Julie Get It On
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Incestuous Prank & X-Mas Is For Drunken Sex With Your Cousin
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She’s Masterbating in the Car and You Get to Watch
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Maxim’s Christmas Wish For You
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Gotta Love a Leggy Hottie
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Leo DiCaprio’s Ladies: Bar Refaeli vs. Blake Lively
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Now Those Are Some Big Ass Tits
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Rihanna is Pissed Off That Some Dutch Magazine Was Being Racist Towards Here, and RightFully Fucking So
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Today’s News Brought to You by the Human Centipede Menorah
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Hello Melanie Iglesias
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More Candice Swanepoel Bikini Uber Hotness To Warm Up Your Holidays
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Use GOOGLE Street View To Find Some Hookers!
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Imogen Thomas Topless Big Tits Is Nuts
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Is Rose McGowan About To Bang Some Japanese Dude?
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Follow Me On FACEBOOK and TWITTER

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2011

21

Dec

Candice Swanepoel For Harper’s Bazaar Turkey of the Day

Candice Swanepoel is the kind of African I’d fuck without a condom despite the high AIDS rate and the odds of her having AIDS working totally against her, because she’s hot…and because you could probably blackmail her into paying you a monthly salary to keep your mouth shut for the rest of your life in the event that you did get AIDS in what could be the biggest loser mooching off famous pussy since K-Fed story this decade…

She’s hot, her tits look good in a push-up bra, she’s posing sexy for Turkey, because despite being arab, they are less uptight than America, I do wish there was more pussy lip, but that’s a constant theme of my useless needs and wants and demands from pictures in magazines….since I’m a pervert…I mean just last night I got drunk and tried to make at least 4 drunk girls touch my dick over my pants in line at McDonalds….none of them went of it….cock teases…

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel

2011

21

Dec

Gisele Bundchen’s Versace Spring 2012 Campaign of the Day

I already posted one of these pictures of Gisele getting work for Versace because the evil empire that is Victoria’s Secret turned their back on her for reasons I am convinced are transexual related….you know with all that possibly faked pregnancy, gay marriage to a football jock who’s favorite part of the game is in the locker room and more importantly being from Brazil the hub of western trannies….but that could just be fantasy….even if fantasy of trannies is not the kind of fantasy I really fucking want….it makes me feel gay…but it is the kind of fantasy I like to think happened to add some drama to an otherwise boring post…either way here is her cleavage and some stomach.

Posted in:Gisele Bundchen

2011

21

Dec

Zipora Seven Topless Photoshoot of the Day

Her name is Zippora Seven and besides having a crazy fucking name, she’s apparently a New Zealand model who is into getting naked or at least topless in photoshoots, and that willingness to exchange nudity for money is the kind of personality trait I love in my women…without it I probably would still be a fucking virgin….

Here are the pics from the unknown shoot cuz it taps into my drifter, hitchiking slut fetishes….

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2011

21

Dec

Cindy Crawford Does the Beach of the Day

The good thing about Google is that when you see pictures of Cindy Crawford in a 3 piece bikini you’d expect her to be in, you know one of those middle aged fat chick bikinis that is built like a fucking bed sheet when the paparazzi is looking as to not humiliate herself because she isn’t the model she once was, you, the viewer can use it to find the pictures of her half naked making millions for her amazing body…I’ve seen her in person and even pushing 50, she’s spectacular…but her bikini pictures are a fucking serious fail….these could have been way more mom pussy on all fours with a sloppy belly hanging over her bottoms if only she knew what the public and the girls from her high school who hate her want…

Posted in:Cindy Crawford

2011

21

Dec

Stacy Keibler Does Mexico of the Day

So George Clooney brought Stacy Keibler to his Mexcio palace and she isn’t even walking around in heels and a bikini like the groupie whore who is out for herself trying to get knocked up by him in order to live the good life she clearly fucking is….It’s like if you’re gonna get an ex wrestler with great legs and a hot ass down to Mexico, you’re also going to have her suite filled with bikini of various levels of revealing, I mean unless you’re a queer and just into her company and the media attention she garners….which would possibly explain a lot about this George Clooney character….

Posted in:Stacy Keibler

2011

21

Dec

Swedish House Band Bring the Tits in Video of the Day

This is not a paid plug…in fact this is what I wrote the person from the label who sent it into me because he knows I like tits….

Your video is gonna go up today for the simple reason that I don’t mind helping you out even though your company doesn’t help me out financially, while your artist probably makes a fortune and I suffocate in credit card debt I can’t pay off while living off an obese wife who covers my expenses and doesn’t get mad when I steal 40 dollars for drinking…do you know what it is like to prostitute yourself to an obese woman for a shitty apartment and 40 dollars of drinking money….it is fucking humiliating…not to mention I have to sleep with her sometimes….do you have any idea what it is like to eat out an obese woman…it doesn’t smell like the chocolate cake her diet consists of…in fact it tastes like feces and bacteria that I hope lead to me dying a painful e.coli death cuz it is better than this fucking hell I live….. trying to make ends meet…….Merry Christmas….

That said, this video is amazing, Asian stirppers with implants and some POV style shoot out insanity set to some high paced song that will make you want to jump around, ideally on a dance floor, next to women you can stick your boner into makes for a good way to wake up…..did I mention there’s Asian strippers with impants….Good fucking times…

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