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2011

20

Dec

Chloe Green Bikini in Barbados Continues of the Day

Here’s the dumpy bodied rich girl, Chloe Greene, who’s father owns all kinds of shit, and who’s father spends endlessly, but who’s father hasn’t invested in tightening her up….It’s like bitch has had one too many luxury cupcake, or decadent meal, knowing that she’s set of life and can buy a husband when she hits 250 lbs….that’s just how cunty rich girls operate, they always got what they wanted, and they aren’t gonna change anything about themselves….I’ve seen Charlie and the Chocolate factory….I know how this shit works….but I do know she’d be better off taking her fashion industry dad’s models lead…cuz it’d make these pics easier to jerk off to….or whatever it is you idiots do with the shit I post on the site…

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2011

20

Dec

Kids Fucking Up Supermarkets of the Day

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This may be the next generation of Jackass / Bam / Ryan Drunk Driver Dunn skater boys Avril Lavigne loves to fuck prior to fame….. taking their shit to what I assume is the next level in their minds, but hardly hardcore enough for me because there is no pussy in the shit…I mean unless you consider these tight pant wearing dudes who skate like bitches running from big scary mall employees pussy….

Sure tripping into boxes is just idiotic…but sometimes, especially around Christmas time, suburban mall angst is all you need to reflect on the year that’s coming to an end and the new one that’s about to start….

Posted in:Viral Video

2011

20

Dec

Victoria’s Secret Models Singing Jingle Bells of the Day

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Tis the fucking Season….to watch models showing some cleavage because they are contractually obliged to by the big corporate monster that owns them and that produces shitty content with them that I can’t help but re-post because I’m a fucking sucker for stupid viral video ideas that should fail because they are so obvious but don’t because they feature hot models instead of fat lonely men in masks….

That said….I was just talking to the Victoria’s Secret social media person and she rejected my request to have the models personally wish me a merry xmas….by sitting on my lap while I massage their tits…and I don’t know whether to be happy she answered…or made she said no….I just know I get no fucking love, even though I have more visits to the site than How to Make it in America had to their shitty show….bastards.

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2011

20

Dec

Vanessa Hudgens Titty Shopping of the Day

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Here are some pictures of a chubby Vanessa Hudgens and her womanly boyfriend showing some love, because Vanessa Hudgens is a lesbian down with gay guys to keep her lesbianism under wraps cuz no one wants a lesbian…at least not me cuz lesbians hate me….I’ve seen her nudes and her girl on girl makeout pics….I know how it is with this one…but for some shitty reason she’s’ put the whore behind her and all she’s giving us is a little ripped jeans, red bra and cleavage at some department store…she’s changed…for the worse…

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2011

20

Dec

Marisa Miller Does Shape Magazine of the Day

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Marisa Miller’s rock hard bikini model face and body were in Shape Magazine in a bikini because that’s what bikini models do….I’m assuming there was an interview about how she keeps her shit so ripped but who cares about that…I only care about Marisa Miller when she was coming up in her 20s, when she got her implants and posed topless to pay her rent, because I know it takes that sacrifice of being a low level whore to become the high paid whore she is today….She’s a role model to girls everywhere….if anything to put down that cake fatso and hit the gym while saving your allowance for tits. Nothing wrong with that.

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2011

20

Dec

Ashley Tisdale Tweets Her Panties of the Day

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I hate on Ashley Tisdale every fucking time I see her pictures because she’s ugly….or at least got an ugly face by Hollywood standards, and guess what….she’s in Hollywood…and instead of accepting it and walking around in a mask like me, she’s got this attitude that she’s all that…maybe it is cuz of her fame, her money, or all the attention and affirmations her team have put on her all these years, leading to confidence and delusions….which is enough reason to hate a bitch, no matter how hard she works out…..she’s just bullshit…..but then she goes ahead and posts her panties on twitter…and that’s a fucking win in my mind….finally.

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2011

20

Dec

Happy First Day of Chanukah, Jews… of the Day

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It is the first night of Chanukah motherfuckers…the festival of light…the line ups at the dive bars I go to are going to be totally unaffected by this celebration because Jews are fancier than my hustle…but that doesn’t mean we can’t all do a little Dougie….the Jewish edition.

Posted in:Viral Video

2011

20

Dec

Paula Patton Ass at the Mission Impossible Event of the Day

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Here is some light skinned black chick who is Alan Thicke from Growing Pain’s daughter in law because she is married to his son…and I’m posting her pictures for absolutely no fucking reason other than getting hate for not posting enough black girls for my black reader, while keeping the redneck racists happy by making sure the bitch isn’t all that black….

THe unfortunate truth is that she’s not naked, flashing body parts and most important of all has a mom pussy…making this post totally undeserving and useless….time to move on.

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2011

20

Dec

Fed/Ex Delivery Man of the Day

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I’ve had shitty jobs that I hated…many shitty jobs that I hated…where I felt like I was getting fucked even when on paid vacation…because I hated it so fucking much no amount of money could justify the pain I feel…

But now with the beauty of big brother watching is that we get to see disgruntled workers in their rush period doing exactly what you’d expect…this is the chef shitting in the soup….the fed/ex version…

I’m thinking it may be staged, but as the kind of guy who always wanted to give both my boss and company customers sodomy from gay bikers with AIDS…this inspires….

Posted in:Viral Video

2011

20

Dec

Mourning Hangover Dump of the Day

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My bad habit is inserting found objects in my ass……

That said, this is the kind of impact i need to have on people when I die….

That said I am so in the Christmas spirit it makes me want to sing…like this guy….

Here are some morning links….Let’s get this Christmas Party Started….

Let’s Do the Grampa Shuffle – VIDEO
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The Skimpiest Sports Outfits
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Free Cam Shows Bring the Sexy
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The 38 Days of Hot Tub Christmas with Shay Maria
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Erika Has One Sweet Ass. Wow
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Monkey Biker Gang – VIDEO
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Kim Kardashianâ€™s Changed, You Guys
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Live Web Cam Sluts, Right Here, Right Now
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Home Alone Teen Masterbates on Video
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The 15 Most Drastic Movie Role Transformations By Actresses
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