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2011

19

Dec

Candice Swanepoel is a Sexy Ski Bunny of the Day

V Magazine did a photoshoot with Candice Swanepoel doing some 60’s style ski bunny bullshit that I want to fuck…you know cuz it is the Christmas season….but I would prefer to see her getting fucked by the entire ski school…..or the ski team….or really just a ski pole or even better my dick in a lodge after skiing all drunk and naked in a hot tub….but this will do if you view it as the first scene in your sexual fantasy…you know the gateway to hardcore fucking fantasy….Either way, this needs more half nakedness…

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2011

19

Dec

Anais Pouliot Naked For Some Photoshoot of the Day

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Her name is Anus and she’s from Quebec….I used to harass her on FACEBOOK….cuz I figure fucking any girl named anus, who is french and french girls always have anal on the first date, make for good times…not to mention local models who are about to hit the big time and move to New York are fun to fuck so that when they make it you can cut out all their pro photoshoots and wall paper them to your wall for masturbation purposes knowing you’ve been in it….but I guess you can wall paper that shit to your wall for masturbation purposes without actual fucking….which is convenient because she never really answered me…because like all models from small cities moving to bigger cities with big contracts trying to make it – they have egos…and are too good for me – but I guess that applies to all girls…you know since I’m a creep

HEre are some nude pics of her….whore.

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2011

19

Dec

Irina Shayk Lingerie of the Day

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Here’s some Irina Shayk in lingerie for Christmas…..All glittery like some kind of Christmas decoration you want to fuck…but probably way less humiliating to fuck than the time your mom caught you with the candy canes up your ass while jerking off to Christmas movies….not that you’d ever fuck her, she’s a supermodel thanks to her high society fucking and you’re not high society….but at least you can jerk off to her pics…tis the fucking season fucker.

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2011

19

Dec

stepNEWS of the Day

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My site may be glitching but one thing tat will always work is the stepNEWS….especially at this crazy time of year filled with craziness from pedophile mall Santas, to xmas parties, to poverty fueled robbing…these times are amazing…

Here’s the stepNEWS

Caught on Tape- Football Coach Hit by Unmanned Cart
Several people were hurt after they were hit by an unmanned runaway electric cart at Cowboys Stadium after a High School championship football game Saturday night.

Man Shows Up For Online Date, Gets Robbed
An Ohio man thought he was going on a date with a girl he met on a dating site, but it was all a setup.

2nd Grader Uses Counterfeit Cash at Cafeteria
A 2nd grader at Forest Lane Academy in Northeast Dallas was questioned after she used a fake $20 bill at the school cafeteria.

Rapper Killed During Music Video Shoot
Atlanta police say the rapper Slim Dunkin has been gunned down in a city music studio as he prepared to record a video.

Elevator Fire Suspect Turns Himself In
Police on Sunday arrested a 47-year-old man for allegedly burning an elderly Brooklyn woman to death inside her apartment building’s elevator.

Robbery At Rapper Yung Joc’s Recording Studio

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2011

19

Dec

Whitney Port’s Useless Round Ass in Leggings of the Day

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Here’s some Whitney Port nobody showing her ass off in leggings….and as far as I’m concerned we’ve found her calling….we’ve found her purpose…she needs to stop tryingt to have some career but instead focus on wandering the streets for perverts with cameras to creep on her…sure it’s not a paying gig….but at least her ass will be seen for what it is instead of the bottom feeding shit it actually is…

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2011

19

Dec

Chloe Green’s Dumpy Rich Kid Body in a Bikini of the Day

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Her dad is named Philip Green….he owns some major clothing stores….is a billionaire…and he lives like a billionaire…spoiling the shit out of his kids…hiring Destiny’s Child to play his son’s bar mitzvah…meaning there is no way this dumpy little pig in her bikini is anything but a spoiled little cunt….but then again…who knows…maybe she’s really wholesome, and not a whining little troll who has everything she is want, is never satisfied and just shits on everyone that comes her way….treating them like her employee…but I could be wrong…I don’t know the bitch…maybe she’s just fun cuz she doesn’t have to ever work….maybe she’s good to party with cuz she pays for everything…maybe she’s the friend who flies you around the world to a party…..but I do know she should spend some of that trust fund money on a personal trainer…I mean being in a fashion family, you’d think all that time next to models would rub off on her and make her starve herself like a normal socialite….

Here are her bikini pics.

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2011

19

Dec

Reese Witherspoon’s See Through Shirt Cuz She’s a Christian Harlot of the Day

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Reese Witherspoon is the dumpy full of shit Jesus lover who got knocked up on the set of Cruel Intentions, forced a motherfucker to marry her, pumped out 10 kids, only to cheat on the motherfucker with another dude, all while pretending to be the wholesome church goer….and now she’s out showing off her gut like it is a veiled Italian widow….waiting to die….and that may be porn to you…but it’s not good to me…posting it anyway…

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2011

19

Dec

Stephanie Seymour Vagina Definition Tight Pants of the Day

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Stephanie Seymour is the creepy mom who probably gives her gay son blowjobs, or at least did when he was a baby, like all creepy moms do but that people don’t really talk about, because we live in a man hating world….she is also the Yoko Ono who broke up Guns’n Roses…and now she’s in St Baths in spandex, showing cooter, and it isn’t very exciting…but I’m posting it anyway….cuz you see there’s nothing like seeing ex models all old and disgusting when we can just google them and see them at their prime instead…..you know cuz we’re not dudes, we’re catty women who went to school with her hoping to feel better about ourselves…you now how it is…

Posted in:Stephanie Seymour

2011

19

Dec

Christmas Themed Girls Dancing in Underwear on Youtube of the Day

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Her name is Anabell and she’s the kind of girl you want to bring home to your parents for the holidays or at least send them her youtube channel…becuase she brightens up everyone’s holiday spirit and brings good will to all men via dancing in her underwear on youtube for fucking free….meaning she’s one of the good kind of whores who puts it out there for free cuz I guess she feels she has a gift she has to share with the world and I feel inclined to love her for it…cuz those whores who only get naked for money are real downers….

Posted in:Viral Video

2011

19

Dec

Mourning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The worst thing about a mourning hangover dump is when you don’t have toilet paper and you’re on your last pair of socks and the only book you have in the house that you can rip pages out of is one you plan on reading…..and your only option is your wife’s maxi pad….It’s almost humiliating until you remember you have no shame cuz your whole life is humiliating…..I lived that an hour ago and I’m still recovering…unlike Kim Jung no longer Illin’.

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Alana Chase Strips Down
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Paulina Gretzky: Sexy Photos Are Just the Tip of the Iceberg for Wayne
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School Band Plays Rage Against The Machine – VIDEO
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5 Reasons You May Still Love The Fat Christina Aguilera
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Kim Kardashisn: I’d Get Married Again Translation: Of Course I’d Like to Make Another 17 Million Dollars
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81 Pictures of 13 Celebrities Pretending to be Marilyn Monroe
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Blonde Hottie Rubs Her Tits and Pussy Down – VIDEO
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Live Web Cam Sluts, Because When You Want a Job Done Right, You Leave it to Professionals
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RECAP 2011: Louis CK Honoring George Carlin
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