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2011

14

Dec

Maria Menounos Does Wrestling of the Day

Greeks fucking love wrestling….I don’t know what it is but I’m thinking it is the historical homo tendencies….cuz I went to school with greeks and they would go nuts for this shit…They’d wear the t-shirts, they’d have wrestling parties, I was never invited, but I am sure they were olive oil lubed up and naked…..so seeing Menounos is a natural thing…cuz like those greek guys….the greek girls would pretend to be into the shit…so that they’d get a little attention for once in their life from their future husbands….

I guess there’s more to it that the greek connection, like maybe Menounos is into getting attention….and that’s ok because the last 2 times I was in a sports bar they were playing Kelly Kelly wrestling, and despite how stupid as shit it is, I get the appeal….I mean after that shit, watching men wrestle seems 10 times gayer….which you’d think is impossible since it’s already the gayest past time…but you get what I’m saying….

Half naked, tight clothes, headlocks with thighs, humping facing snuffing out a bitch, is almost erotic….when you ignore that it is wrestling trash…Good times.

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2011

14

Dec

AnnaLynne McCord in a Bathing Suit on Set of the Day

I would hate AnnaLynn McCord but I actually don’t give a fuck about her…I know she’s on borrowed Hollywood time….I know that in a few years she will end up back home wherever she’s from….broke, desperate, willing to anything she can to get back to the glory days….the glory days she’s currently living out, making money, after selling her soul to the devil and signing to one of the biggest jokes of a show on TV…the kind of show you can’t believe they re-released after it laid happily dead the last decade…..only for the loser nostalgics to pull it up and drink watching the box set to tap into their high school years or something….but like Pet Semetary..they revived it and with it evil came……..and here it is in a one-piece.

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2011

14

Dec

Sofia Vergara Not Showing Off Tit of the Day

So Sofia Vergara’s not showing off her Colombian coke mule tits…even though that’s all the bitch is good for…I mean shit, her legs are short, her heels are high and she still looks like a troll….and most important she’s fucking old…she needs to understand that there is one reason and one reason that people give a fuck about her…and that is because her big tits have been marketed to us so aggressively…that we think we need them…we think we need more…when all I think is that we need some younger and bustier South American pussy to take the torch from her….she’s as expired as her breast milk…

How about some throwback bathing suit videos of her….to make this post better

Blue One piece…

Pink Thong Bikini

Tities Popping Out in Black Bikini

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2011

14

Dec

Melania Trump Promoting Some Shit Her Husband Probably Paid For of the Day

Here are some tits promoting some cover of some bullshit it is safe to say her husband hooked up for her…that’s not to say she isn’t hot…or that I wouldn’t make her a trophy wife if I was a billionaire too…it is just to say that there are a lot of hot immigrant bitches out there…the only ones who get a head are the ones who fuck the right people…..Trump just makes a couple of calls and shit’s on lock…that’s the benefit of being both rich and famous…and lucky for you…you get to stare at her cleavage and experience a piece of something you will never experience….god diggers inspire me to make some gold…but then I remember drunks don’t have time for that.

Posted in:Melania Trump

2011

14

Dec

Kylie Minogue Possible Upskirt of the Day

I guess when you get your titties cut off for cancer you’re left with limited organs to use to seduce the paparazzi and generate volume with…she’s gone back to the ever reliable vagina…the same vagina that got her a career in the first place….trying to flash it in the back of her car….for pretty much no one to see cuz the paparazzi fucking suck…or maybe I’m just making stories up and this is all some kind of accident….well guess what people…I don’t believe in accidents…

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2011

14

Dec

Shenae Grimes Covering Up Her Gunt of the Day

I met Shenae Grimes….I think it was a Canada thing, you know we all know each other…and the funny thing was that I had no idea it was her, or really who she was, in fact I think I called her a Groupie cunt, because she was latching on a guy I know, and only found out after that she was on some 90210 the next generation shit that should be cancelled….that said, we aren’t fans of each other, but I’d still fuck the shit out of her, you know with great vengeance for that glorious night….especially since she’s all swollen in the uterus, probably pregnant, I mean why else would she be rocking the body of a 45 year old woman….or maybe she’s just a little dumpy – who cares.

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2011

14

Dec

Eva Green Tits in Perfect Sense of the Day

Eva Green was hot in that Foreign teenage lust movie where I think she had actual sex, something I find of serious importance when it comes to movies, because real sex gives girls real perspective on how sex is supposed to be, instead of that Soap Opera shit housewives cheat on their husbands for….but never find….

Either way, It hits theaters february 10, 2012, but the Russian mob already got their hands on the goods…those pirates…and here are Eva Green’s awesome fucking tits….I’m into it.

Hey Eva Green and your great tits….welcome back to the movies.

Posted in:Eva Green

2011

14

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I have nothing to say.

I’m saving all my joke for TWITTER ….and the bar scene….

I think I’m drained from all this AVN Award judging….My penis is going to rubbed into a useless nub…or right it is already a useless nub…but seriously…I don’t think I’ll ever to fuck a woman again…I’m desensitized and tarnished…a broken man. 14 consecutive hours…2 bottles of wine….I’m spent.


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2011

13

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

You wanna know how I know it is Christmas….because I got the hottest fucking email earlier today that could only be explained as a Christmas miracle….a term I used very fucking loosely….all year round…

Dear friend,

We are vietnam hairs , raw hair exporter from Vietnam. Currently we are supplying mainly to traders in India and China, with large quantity per month.

We send this email to you with the desire to find more partners who want to import our products. And we also hope that you will become one of our major customers.

And that’s not all it came with prices…

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Popular price (bellow 30Kg): FOB Vietnam port
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Thanks Vietnam for having more than just lady-boys-I’m gonna be jerking off all night to this…wondering how their hair farms work…and all the shaved hungry heads walking out with 1,000 DONG for doing it….

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2011

13

Dec

Carey Mulligan Bra for W Mag of the Day

Here is Carey Mulligan in a bra on the cover of a magazine like some kind of slut who wants the world to see her in a bra – you know maybe to get back at an ex bf who left her for another girl before she was famous in a “look at me know” hustle…or maybe cuz her dad never hugged her and she has a need to be seen and get noticed to fill that void….I couldn’t tell you cuz this is about all I know of this bitch…and I’m not about to do any background research cuz she doesn’t matter….nothing matters…it is xmas…go fuck lonely sluts….stop jerking off on the internet…

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