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2011

07

Dec

Jordan Katie Price Classy in Shorts of the Day

Katie Price is the queen UK Glamour Model….to me the other one’s don’t even fucking exist, despite all the titty pics they release of them on the regular….sure they are just as trashy as this bitch…but they just will never amount to Katie Price in terms of hilarious fake tits….small little body…homosexual husbands….tranny inspired fashions…..and plastic surgery…they will always just be second rate and that’s why Katie Price is a fucking brand….with private jets and the most diverse kinds of products with her name on the sit…making her some kind of billionaire…leading me to believe her fake tits and willingness to fuc on camera and more importantly fuck the right people…led to this dreamboat living the dream…I wanna motorboat.

Seriously…look at this shit…walkign down the street…how is this human…it’s like someone took every sex dream I’ve ever had and made it some obscure reality…this can’t actually exist…it must be fantasy…I think I’m having a stroke….

Posted in:Katie Price

2011

07

Dec

Adrienne Curry’s Topless Cry for Attention of the Day

I don’t know why I hate Adrienne Curry…I don’t know why she annoys me so much….maybe I am just sensitive cuz she told me off on Twitter and even though I owned her…cuz she was gifted in the craft of showing her implants for attention…and I was gifted int he craft of ruining people cuz I’m an asshole…but I think it’s got more to do with her making money and getting attention from being a serial reality show idiot over the course of the last decade….who is now a twitter star resorting to this bottom feeding cock tease pics when she should really just be doing porn..

See cocktteasing only works on me when a bitch is an aspiring attention whore with a limited audience…the second she get commercial attention whore success I just want to see them disappear…

That said here are the pics cuz I am addicted to posting posts that don’t matter….and the pussy that doesn’t matter….like this pig targeting the nerd comicon audience…it’s just too obvious to dig….

Posted in:Adrienne Curry

2011

07

Dec

stepNEWS of the Day

These news stories are amazing…I don’t understand why I’m not the new CNN or Huffington post yet….seriously….fucking genius compilation of local news stories like matter….like the couple attacked by a naked body builder….or hacked road signs….because this is the fabric of the nation…this is what makes us us…or some shit…now watch and laugh.

NJ Woman Beats Up Boyfriend On Train
A woman upset that her boyfriend was cheating on her went on a violent tirade and then battled cops when they tried to arrest her.

Thong Street Sign Causes Alarm
An electronic street sign in Maryland was hacked to encourage drivers to honk if they were wearing a thong.

Man Arrested For Shooting Mistletoe Out Of Trees
An odd tradition landed a 66-year-old Decatur man in jail. DeKalb County police arrested William Robinson near North DeKalb Mall Sunday after someone reported he was allegedly shooting mistletoe out of trees with a 12-gauge shot gun for a holiday party.

Florida Women Use Baby As A Weapon
A Florida woman caught shoplifting tried to use her baby as a weapon, strapped in a car seat, when security attempted to stop them at a Walmart.

Naked Bodybuilder Attacks Couple
Authorities say a couple was attacked by a naked bodybuilder who was allegedly under the influence in Arizona.

Ladies Get Into Brawl At Memphis Church
A couple of ladies got into a full on fist fight at a Baptist Church in Memphis

PA Man Arrested For Robbing Stripper
When a man hired a stripper he was expecting sex as well, and robbed the dancer at gunpoint.

Posted in:stepNEWS

2011

07

Dec

Stacy Keibler Ass in Some Pants Shopping of the Day

Here are some miserable, horrible, boring, uninteresting pictures of Stacy Keibler’s ass doing some shopping, possibly because she needs a fancy outfit for all the A-LIst events her pussy has finally got invited to cuz it invited Clooney into it….and I am only posting it cuz I’m a voyeur and I’ll stare at any bitch in any situation…from doing laundry, to cleaning, to the grocery store, to spending money on clothing despite probably having closets full at home, and I usually do it while staring at their asses, so why should that change just cuz I’m sitting on my soiled couch….

Here are the pics…

Posted in:Stacy Keibler

2011

07

Dec

Sofia Vergara in Some Leggings of the day

There is something amazing about leggings….I call pussy and ass hugging….tight as fuck….bitch might as well be naked…but it looks even better than them being naked because shit shapes them like a second fucking skin and I’ve got a fetish for the shit…even if on fatties…cuz that’s just funny…

There is something more amazing about moms in their 40s rocking the shit….becuase there’s something funny about moms dressing in their kid’s clothing….trying to look younger…even though that ass and pussy eating away at the pants have traveled far too many roads for it to really be seen as anything but a pathetic attempt…a pathertic attempt I wanna fuck.

Posted in:Sofia Vergara

2011

07

Dec

Courtney Stodden is Some Implant Trash on the Street of the Day

It makes me mad that these people are even noticed….That such an obviously annoying publicity stunt would get picked up by the media….they a clearly 30 year old stripper with implants is pretending to be 16….and people are talking about it like she hasn’t got a broken down face….But at the same time isn’t that her just living the American dream….all trash all the time…this is the country that made Jerry Springer…and Paris Hilton and the Kardashians….she’s perfectly inline for great success cuz you are some undiscriminatory garbage loving fast food eating nation….and sometimes that works for the right piece of shit…case in fucking point.

People love this shit, I hate this shit, I want to sex tape this shit, but until then, this is just shit.

Posted in:Courtney Stodden

2011

07

Dec

Aida Yespica and Claudia Galanti Remain in Bikinis of the Day

Here are so more pictures of a couple of South American models in their bikinis from some family vacation that was set up to remind you how ugly the ass and pussy you fuck is….you know to remind you how ugly the ass and pussy you think is hot and that you wish you could fuck is…because all the good pussy is the shit in third world that wishes it was American….meaning that it looks like this and is willing to fuck you like that….cuz all they want is to use you for your papers and when it looks like this I let them use me for anything….

Posted in:Aida Yespica|Claudia Galanti

2011

07

Dec

Doutzen Kroes and Alessandra Ambrosio Strip for Xmas of the Day

Here’s a hot vintage feel Chirstmas striptease with Doutzen Kroes and Alessandra Ambrosio….showing off their hot slutty lingerie bodies in short shorts, panties and bra…while dancing around the Christmas Tree….and I fucking love it….if I was a fashion company…this is the kind of shit I’d pull every fucking day…it’s simple, obvious but to me half naked hot bitches who have bored me doing Victoria’s Secret finally stepping up is art…..that makes me want to cum all over my red suit….or maybe just all over them…

Here’s Alessandra Ambrosio

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio|Doutzen Kroes

2011

07

Dec

Naked Models for the Pirelli 2012 Calendar of the Day

Every year the Pirelli Calendar features naked models….and I fucking love when bitches get naked for fashion…The highlight for me is probably the Lara Stone massive titties that make me wonder why she’s not naked all the time…but the other girls in the shit are Saskia de Brauw, Rinko Kikuchi, Natasha Poly, Milla Jovovich, Margareth Made, Malgosia Bela, Kate Moss, Joan Smalls, Isabella Fontana, Guinevere Van Seenus and Edita Vilkeviciute….It’s naked, it’s hot, it’s something to look forward to every year, even though Calendar’s are a dated, obsolete, technology reserved for blue collar men who don’t have computers…or an understanding of smart phones….a dying breed that I hope doesn’t die anytime soon cuz these bitches are naked and hot….sure it needs more pussy lip but it is good enough for me…

Edita Vilkeviciute

Guinevere Van Seenus

Isabeli Fontana

Joan Smalls

Kate Moss

Lara Stone

Malgosia Bela

Magareth Made

Milla Jovovich

Natasha Poly

Rinko Kikuchi

Saski de Brauw

Posted in:Pirelli 2012

2011

07

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I am not sure if I am a genius or a retard. I am not sure if I am the wors kind of person or the best in training…I just know I love fucking with people and wish that it actually got me somewhere other than a nice warm spot in hell….From pretending I’m autistic to mom’s of autistic kids on TWIITER …to making fat chicks on dating sites me me and not showing up to teach them the perils of online dating….I am a monster and it makes me fucking laugh….

Here are the stepLINKS while I sober up…

Muslims Are Awesome, Part 4
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Jwoww Looks Like A Mexican Mariah Carey
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Aida Yesipca’s Hot Ass In A Tiny Thong Gives Me A Boner
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Prius Owner Versus Truck Owner – VIDEO
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The Skimpiest Sports Outfits
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Free Cam Show Sexiness
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Monika Pietrasinska, Barbara Palvin and Mandy Graff in Lingerie Rumble
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Starting Your Day With a Fail Means The Only Way to Go is Up
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Charm Killings is Killing It
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Britney Spears’ Trainer Made Her Go On A Diet. Guess Who Just Got Fired.
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Live Sex Shows That Will Drive You Wild
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She May Tear Her Vagina in Half – VIDEO
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The 50 Hottest Celebrity Twitpics
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American Chopper Drama Gayness/Jesse James Clings to Fame With Desperation LIVE
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