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2011

09

Nov

Christina Aguilera Fat at Some Event of the Day

Everyone is so concerned with Chrstina Aguiler’s weight gain, but I’m more concerned with her catcher mit with a lot of miss piggy rouge of a face….which I guess it is as appropriate of a face she should have since clearly, she is a fucking pig …..

I don’t care what tricks she tries to pull by wearing black, or having her hands on her hip to seem more slim in pictures….she’s fucking huge and I don’t care how much she pretends or acts in love with that Russian Maffia looking boyfriend of hers….nothing distracts from the fact that she’s fucking huge…

And sure, making fat jokes is lame, boring, obvious and easy….but I think the real joke is what happened to her…..something only pictures can convey….who cares…

Briana Evigan was there and if you don’t know who she is, she’s the newest person I want to fuck….but only cuz she wears retarded head bands while showing off her dancing titties…

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2011

09

Nov

Kristin Cavallari Legs of the Day

If a useless bitch who was once on the worst show on TV, but then she thought she was too good for that piece of shit show, so she quit to take on other projects, that never ended up existing, only to crawl back to that shitty show, only for it to be cancelled, wears a mini skirt, showing off her thin legs, does it make enough noise to get a post? Apparently, enough for this useless blogger, even though the noise I’d rather hear out of her is gurggles while her face is shoved into the mud…If you know what I mean….no, I’m not a rapist, I just think the devil incarnated and put on MTV needs to be punished for being part of such shit…especially when she hasn’t released nude pics or videos yet….which is the real tragedy in Kristin Cavallari….as she falls into obscurity…wearing a mini skirt.

Posted in:Kristin Cavallari

2011

09

Nov

Shakira Gets Rolling on Ground as She Gets a Star of the Day



These pictures prove to me on thing and that is that Shakira should stick to being dolled up in videos shaking her ass in a if you take the bitch out of the kitchen, eventually she’s gonna wanna vote….Not that I know what that means, I was trying to get at that sometimes things don’t translate the way you’d want them to as a man who likes the idea of jerking off to her…because the hard truth that she’s older, not so hot, and that drug money paid for this, gets in the way of that….

I don’t know if it is the popularity of Soccer, or the popularity of the way she shakes her ass, but that EXPLOITATIVE SONG ABOUT AFRICA got 400 million views….far more impressive performance than this rolling around on the ground shit she’s pulling in these pics..

Posted in:Shakira

2011

09

Nov

stepNEWS of the Day

Here’s some news…I’m like the internet Barbara Walters or whoever the fuck is on the news…I don’ t pay attention to that shit – I am too into self loathing and the news just makes me too happy in realizing how doomed we are….

Georgia Tricker Or Treaters Given Fetus Dolls
Instead of candy one home owner handed out fetus dolls on Halloween.

Russian Grave Robber Dressed Bodies Like Dolls
A Russian man was discovered to have almost 30 dead bodies dressed like dolls in his home.

Voter Bitten On Nose By Election Worker
An Ohio poll worker is accused of trying to bite a voter’s nose off.

Woman Finds Stolen Bike On Craigslist,Confronts Thief
A Colorado woman was surprised to see her stolen bike for sale online and confronted the thief

Paintballs Shot At Home Of Houston Mayoral Candidate
Paint Balls Fired At Home Of Houston Mayoral Candidate
Kevin Simms, a candidate for mayor of Houston was startled when his house was pelted with paintballs over the weekend.

Woman Drives To Police With Husband On Hood Of Car
A Georgia woman was surprised by her estranged husband and tried to drive away, so he jumped on the hood.

Candidate’s Car Vandalized As She Votes
A candidate for mayor of Philadelphia has a tough time voting as she emerges from the voting booth to find her car vandalized. She lost too.

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2011

09

Nov

Kelly Brook in Lingerie for Something of the Day

I was just talkign to someone I’ve known for a while and he told me a friend of his gave him an hour of shit when she found out that he knew me, that he read my site, because I am the worst thing on the internet in her mind…because I guess she doesn’t get what I’m doing here, which makes sense because I don’t know what I am doing here, but I guess the porn ads make me no so mainstream….or kid friendly….or something you’d ever see on CNN……

So when I mock busty half naked bitches who get paid to get in their underwear like common whores, cuz they are common whores, but spend more time focusing on her abortion that she staged as a miscarriage, because she doesn’t want the pro-lifers, since she finally made it and feels she has a few more years in her big tits and cgut to make it….

But I’m more into focusing on how she spread her abortion staged as a miscarrige …or maybe it was her first period after the abortion staged as a miscarriage all over her naked body while her vagina stuck its tongue out at us….mocking us for buying into her bullshit and making her rich….in some weird tribal ritual I don’t get…

Here’s some NUTS Magazine panty / bra / photoshoot….cuz it is better than nothing.

Posted in:Kelly Brook

2011

09

Nov

Top Girls Washing Dog Fetish Videos on Youtube of the Day

I suck at making lists…I think only one of these videos is actually a hot girl washing a dog, but it’s a weird fetish that isn’t even a fetish, so I’m just gonna post it and not bother worrying about how bad I am at outting youtube for being a pornsite people jerk off to, because I’ve already made that point, now I just make obscure compilations of videos for no reason – story of my life.

Girl Washing Dog in a Bikini – with 105 million views…this shit is real…

She’s Not Washing Him – But She Might As Well Be….

Bikini Dog Car Wash

Not in a Bikini But Big Titties washing Dog

This one’s a Dog Giving a Bitch a Sand Shower….

Posted in:stepLIST

2011

09

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I was out drinking last night at some Japanese restaurant, I figured Japanese people are smart and innovating and make enough money to pay for shoebox size apartments in Tokyo and that must be directly related to the japanese beer, saki and shots of weird liquor they drink….So I drank my face off, turns out I didn’t turn into a genius robot, but instead, a good sleeper….waking up at noon…corporate advancement here at drunkenstepfather.com doesn’t really pan out like it does with other companies merging operations with Japan….

Here’s the dump.

Back Pocket Roman Candle!!! Yesss! – VIDEO
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30 Wives and Girlfriends That Are Hotter Than Kim Kardashian
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Free Cam Shows Because, Well, Why Not
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Carrie Keagan Brings the Hotness
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No Matter How Many Times I Watch a Guy Get Hit in the Nuts, I Never Stop Thinking It’s Funny
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Trista is Sexy on the Beach
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Report: Jennifer Aniston’s Breasts Look Pregnant
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Live Cam Shows. LIVE
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Some Fetish Porn Bloopers – VIDEO
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A History of Famous Women with Multiple Divorces
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WTF Photo of the Day
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2011

09

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

Years ago, I used to get amazing shit mailed to me. I guess I was one of the only people doing this, people were more eager to participate, I wasn’t boring and stale ad pretty much just creepy as fuck, or maybe people just don’t mail things in anymore….but I would get dirty panties, but more disgusting to people who don’t appreciate a stranger’s pussy juice, I got a used vibrator, that was broken, but covered in pussy crust…I wish we could bring those days back, I can’t even get a girl to send me a nude pic, so instead, I just bring the stepLINKS

Jennifer Aniston’s Breasts Look Pregnant
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Lookin Good Sweetheart. Which One? You Decide
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Free Cam Shows, Nuff Said
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How Does the CIA Use SOcial Media?
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Terry Richardson Does Dakota and Elle Fanning – Just Not Slutty ENough for my Sister Fetish
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Some Bitches at some Red Carpet for Immortals
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Crazy Brazilian Police Stopping a Drug Trafficker Insanity….Out of a Movie
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Pretty Impressive Photoshop Skills, I Gotta Say
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Rali is One Hot Blonde
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23 Misheard Lyrics That Expose the Listener As a Complete Moron
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Khloe Karsashian is the Only Kardashian With a Sense of Humor
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Kristin Cavallari Hot Legs
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Live Cam Shows, Check It Out
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Girls Were Sexier In the 80’s and 90’s, I swear
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Christmas Comes Early
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The Most Muscular Hotties in Sport
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Bar Refaeli and Katy Perry Panty Peeks at the MTV EMA
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Weird Chinese CHoir Singing Gaga
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PRINCESS CAGE MATCH
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Butt Glitter And Rhinestone Dust All In Your Eyes Really Is The Only Way to Describe This
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Art Made With Food
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Kate Holmes is Looking Hot Again, Finally
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Rihanna’s Personal Vacation Pics
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Did Elle Macpherson Get implants?
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Japanese WTF Flame Thrower is…WTF – VIDEO
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CAT FIGHT!!!! Literally – VIDEO
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Who Are You? 10 Rappers With Alter-Egos
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Riley Reid Gets Nasty on VIDEO
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Veronica and Gemma Get It On
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Visual Phone Sex – GALLERY
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Zooey Deschanel is Such a Fucking Hipster
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Casey is Masterbating Outdoors
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Doutzen Kroes – Madame Figaro Magazine
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I Love Me a Hot Red Head
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Ladies Who Attended TV Guide Magazine’s Annual Hot List Party
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Jennifer Love Brings the Bandage Dress
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Ughhhh When Will Lady Gaga Go the Fuck Away?
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Gotta Love a Hot Bitch Battle
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9 Historical Figures That Could Be Bond Villains
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Brett Ratner is a Liar
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Gotta Love Some Good Old Fashioned Curves
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Follow Me On FACEBOOK and TWITTER

Coco’s Retarded Ass in a Skirt
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Creepy Photoshop Skills…..
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Rihanna Gets Her Tit Grabbed By Some Chick
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Ashley Tisdale Makes A Strong Case For Photoshop
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Olivia Wild – I see Nipple
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Josie Goldberg Naked Snatch And Bikini Wedgie
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Jennifer Lopez Doesn’t Look Happy, But Her Slutty Legs Make Me Happy. So Who Cares.
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Beatbox Dubstep
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Handstand Peeing Dog
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Amazing Porn to Get Off To – smutMEET
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Webcam Star of the Day
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Naked Chicks in the Kitchen
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It’s Two Girl Tuesday
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When Porn Lies – Romance and Feelings Edition
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Jodie Gasson Showing Off her Tits
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Model Rosie Jones Almost Topless on the Beach
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A Whole Lot of Josie Goldberg in a Bikini For the Weirdos…
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Erin Heatherton for Victoria’s Secret all Big TItties
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Some Bitch Named Kelly Kim for Maxim
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

08

Nov

Rebecca Romijn-Stamos-Fat-Kid-from-Stand-By-Me’s Mom Body in a Bikini of the Day

I have fond memories when Rebecca Romijn was the big question mark on John Stamos’ arm…reminding us that if you were ever on TV, marketed as a heart throb alongside the Olsen Twins and that crack head Josie Tweedin and Kurt Cameron’s bible fucking sister…hot bitches who had a crush you still groupie out on you…until meeting the fat kid from Stand By Me….and throwing Stamos out the window…only to get knocked up by the motherfucker…then bouncing back to this…..tight fucking fantastic fucking body I like looking at it….almost as much as I did in 1991 when she first started as an SI Model and Victoria’s Secret Angel thanks to her big tits at 19….even though it is 2011 and she’s 39 year old mother…wearing it well…

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Posted in:Rebecca Romijn

2011

08

Nov

Eva Amurri’s Big Tits in a Bikini from Twitter of the Day

You know what I like about Eva Amurri ….That she gets naked in movies….or TV shows…or really whenever people are willing to pay her to help launch her career and separate herself from her famous parents….

She was SKINNY DIPPING IN CALIFORNICATION , she was TOPLESS AND STRIPPING ON CALIFORNICATION and TOPLESS AND STAGE HUMPING ON CALIFORNICATION …But more importantly she’s busty…..and that busty is natural…but even more importantly, her moms is rich, she could easily, easily live off her trust fund, or use her mom’s money to get educated to become a doctor or scientist who cures cancer…but instead she chooses to get naked on TV….amazing….

Here are some of her twitter pics, blurry sure, expect more out of someone like this, definitely, but I’m willing to enjoy what we get…cuz there’s more of her toplessness coming – I feel it in my groin….but that could just be a prostate issue.

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