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2011

01

Dec

Megan Fox for Armani of the Day

I saw this picture of Megan Fox’s back for some Armani campaign that was probably put out a long time ago, but since you’re a virgin loser who probably doesn’t like change, and who probably is pretty committed to specific celebs, like a Megan Fox because in you’re mind you’re married to her as soon as she finds out who you are, which is probably not even a stretch when you consider who she did marry….I decided to post it….back is the new pussy….

Which reminds me of his hotness…..

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2011

01

Dec

Elisabetta Canalis in Some Dumpy Hip Hop Pants of the Day

I don’t know why Elisabetta Canalis is dressed kinda like a dude I know who is trying to launch a rap career…pants around her ass like a skater boy Avril Lavigne once sang about…I know they call this shit Boyfriend jeans, but I think it’s cuz it makes a dude feel like a fag checking out her fucking ass, cuz it makes her ass look like she may just be your homo boyfriend…

I do know that for someone trying to hold on an inch of fame….so hard she did Dancing with the Stars before even being a Star in AMerica other than Clooney’s anus he fucked….She should be trying harder.

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2011

01

Dec

Natalie Portman Looks Better in Lesbian Scenes Than Mom Scenes of the Day

You know what ruins a bitch…pregnancy…

There is just nothing hot, except maybe the breast feeding in public, the open-mindedness to wearing tight pants to the gym to kill the pregnancy weight, the fact that their miserable decision will lead to straying from the dream they thought they were living before realizing it was hell…..about motherhood.

Here is Natalie Portman a favorite to jewish guys and nerds alike cuz she once brought hope but now brings disappointment….

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2011

01

Dec

Emily Blunt is Not Hot of the Day

If there is any debate that this bitch Emily Blunt is a hot chick or not, you know the kind of debate virgin losers have over RPG games, then these pictures should clear it up, because I don’t know about you, but when I look at them there is nothing I want to fuck off of her with my dick….the only thing I want to do is steal her stash of chocolate out of her purse and give it to the poor kids, I’m like Robin Hood….and even in a see through kind of t-shirt all I see is dumpy….Send her back to where she’s from and give an America girl a chance for a change…

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2011

01

Dec

stepNEWS of the Day

I know the biggest story on the internet today is bikini waxes for 10 year olds…but I feel like I’ve been hearing that same story ever since TLC got into the legal kiddie porn business…cuz you know people watching that is likely masturbating to it….so I just avoid the shit…because let’s face it jokes about how I started the first salon for 10 year olds to get bikini waxes gets me red-flagged with the FBI and I don’t really need that…So i’ll post the stepNEWS feed…which is better than all the rest according to me….which may or may not be biased…

Comcast Service Line Wrong Number Leads to Phone Sex Line
A woman trying to reach Comcast cable company’s customer service line instead called a phone sex line.

Caught on Tape: Girl Pummeled Inside School Bathroom
A teenage girl is battered and beaten inside a Detroit school restroom while other girls watch and record the whole thing.

MSU Cheerleader Taken Off on Stretcher
Michigan State cheerleader Taylor Young was in stable condition at a local hospital after falling on her face during a performance.

Police: Syringes Hidden in Wal-Mart Clothing
Authorities in Bartow County are investigating a series of incidents where syringes have been found in clothing at a Wal-Mart store.

Man Who Saw Child Porn On Flight Talks
A Glendale man was on a plane when he saw something that wasn’t right — a fellow passenger was looking at child pornography.

Caught On Tape: Arson Attempt In North Carolina Backfires

Wi-Fi Damages Sperm
Study shoes Wi-Fi connected laptops could damage sperm

Horse Meat Could Hit Market in U.S. For Human Consumption
Horses could soon be butchered in the U.S. for human consumption after Congress quietly lifted a 5-year-old ban on funding horse meat inspections, and activists say slaughterhouses could be up and running in as little as a month. Culinary expert Andrew Zimmern isn’t opposed to the rule change.

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2011

01

Dec

Jill Martin’s Old Lady Looking Implants in a Bikini of the Day

I do not know who Jill Martin is….probably because I don’t watch sports commentary….espcially when it is being done by a woman….since women belong in one place and one place only…on my dick or on other dick that I get to watch them on….whether in video or through windows and strategic spy cams like every bitch is Erin Andrews, another sports reporter with a vagina…..

I do know that this look, is absolutely everything I hate about rich older women with access to plastic surgery, who slowly make them look tranny…meaning half naked, tits and moderately acceptable but could be better body, or not…I don’t care to look at this shit…cuz it is just that…shit…

But I will post the pics…cuz at least she’s trying….and trying is better than these other cunts who don’t bother. I guess.

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2011

01

Dec

Kate Hudson and Her Baby Daddy are Idiots of the DAy

I cannot stand spoiled richkids with celebrity moms who managed to leverage that into a career of their own that becomes critically and publically accepted when she should have just been another Paris Hilton….

Especially when they don’t treat their career or celebrity with any fucking resepct, and instead of graciously accepting the attention that is unwarranted and undeserverd that people are being nice enough to give them….to help them further market themselves and generate interest in them….so producers don’t forget about them…even though they should because their vagina that has been plowed by everyone and impregnated by a few is only a fraction of the trash the rest of her dumpy, bloated face is….

So seeing Kate Hudson and her idiot baby daddy dressed like homeless – wearing plastic bags cuz they are so funny, clever, crazy…telling the paparazzi to fuck off…giving themselves something to discuss later that night….and it makes me want to run a motherfucker over…this shit offends me more than you know….I hope they die in a murder suicide or drug overdose…but then again he is with Kate Hudson and probably just hiding a cold sore.

All this to say….Nice shoes Hudson…You cunt.

Posted in:Kate Hudson

2011

01

Dec

Jessica Alba Mom Body in Period Pants of the Day

I wonder if she’s waitinf for her period to hit – or if she’s waiting for her afterbirth – either way she’s prepared to not be embarrassed like the 14 year old school girl in white pants who had to call her mom to pick her up that horrible day she became a woman…who fucking cares…I just know the paparazzi fucking suck…they have one task to accomplish and that is to take pics of these cunts and even though they work in herds of armenians…they couldn’t get Ahkmed or whatever the fuck an Armenian name is to stand behind the bitch…BULLSHIT.

Posted in:Jessica Alba

2011

01

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Fuck being a pothead, I think alcoholism makes you far more lazy and far more stupid, because I drink and don’t smoke weed, even when hot girls with nice round asses I want to chip a tooth provided I still had teeth asks me, I’m too paranoid for that shit, and I’m fucking lazy as shit….Waking up at 1 pm is amazing…Everyday is Christmas Break. Jingle fucking bells.

Let’s Start Things Off Simple with Some Super Mario Stop Motion Fun
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The Hottest Women in Sports You’ve Never Heard Of
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Free Cam Shows. Check It Out
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Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show is Much Better in Hindsight, Actually
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Gotta Love a Fail Compilation – VIDEO
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Chelsea is the Type of Girl I’d Like to Have My Way With
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Live Cam Shows. Only The Best!
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Cute Teen Gets Herself Off
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The 15 Hottest Girls Next Door in Movies and TV
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Get Your and Yours Some Good Stuff….
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2011

30

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

I think way more funny shit than I actually write…I’m confused, lazy and forgettful like that…just take my word for it….

The highlight of my day is when girls send me nude pics….or more interestingly people ask me for advice….weird advice like whether to fuck the black married chick in the office….or how to eliminate pregnant girlfriends pregnancy… that shit is real life and better than any post….except maybe the stepLINKS….this is the shit legends are made of….or not – it’s the internet – who cares.

I love Courtney Loves Crackwhore TIts
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A Sad Girl With No Chihuahua in a Bikni is a Girl in a Bikini Nonetheless – VIDE0
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Das Racist Conan Performance
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Homeless Crackhead Russian Eats a Life Frog
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Taylor Swift in a Whorish Red Dress Cuz She’s a Whore
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Salma Hayek’s Tits in a Huge Puss and Boots Gallery
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Not Even a Minute Man….Hilarious….
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Live Cam Shows, Time to Get Sexy
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Miss France is a Miss FAIL – VIDEO
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Armie is a Sexy Brunete By the Beach
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Tay Stevens or Wendy Fiore? Who Would You Rather?
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10 Female Photographers We Have a Crush On
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Stacy Keibler Belongs In Skinny Jeans
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Sophie Howard Does NUTS
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Free Cam Show Sexiness
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WTF Photo is Also Kinda Sexy of the Day
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Brunette is a Squirter – VIDEO
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The 50 Hottest NFL Fans
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Leilani Dowding Topless
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Jessica Simpson Pregnancy Fatness
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‘Jersey Shore’ Shitty Rap Rap Song Showdown: The Situation vs. Vinny (VIDEOS)
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And That’s Why You Don’t Get Budget Plastic Surgery. Jesus Christ – VIDEO
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Rose McGowen in Spandex
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Paris Hilton in a Bikini Because That’s Pretty Much All She is Good For
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Erin Heatherton 4 Victoria’s Secret
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This Concept Hospital is Nicer Than Any Place You or I Will Ever Live
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WTF Christmas Photo of the Day
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Oh Just A GIF Of Salma Hayek Changing Shirts…
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Kat and Mandy Get It On
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Occupy Oakland Gets Its Own Porn
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2 Holes, 3 Dildos – VIDEO
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God I Wish I Could Surf – VIDEO
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Gotta Love a Blonde Fashionista
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Hotties that Hit The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show Viewing Party?
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Mechanical Bull FAIL – VIDEO
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Some 90210 Sluts. Why Not?
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Charlize Theron was Teased in High School
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Kate Beckinsale Unleashes Her Drop Dead Sexy Stems
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Jennifer Lopez Whoring Out with a Kid
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Lab Research Dogs See Grass for the First Time
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Dude Gets Owned by a Huge Ball…..
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Pauline Gretzky’s Incredible Tits And Ass – Truly the great one.
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Let’s Look Deep Into Rose McGowan’s Camel Toe
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Kelly Brook Half Naked 2012 Calendar. I just Jerked Off For An Entire Year
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Courtney Stodden Knows A Thing Or Two About Groups And Trains
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Kate Beckinsale Fills My Cock With Spirit
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Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show Retrospective
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Some Racist Bitch on the Train
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Oops my Implants Fell Out – Digusting…
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I love this Bull Riding Knock Out…
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