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2011

05

Dec

Réka Ebergényi Naked for Citizen K Fall 2011 of the Day

Réka Ebergényi is some tall model who has been in Victoria’s Secret catalogs…..she is 29 and at a point in her career where she is ready to make the moves needed to get noticed before it is too late….she didn’t come all the way from Budapest to sit on the fucking sidelines only to be forced back to budapest a broke and broken down women…I mean she could have just jumped on the human sex trade scene like her friends…but instead she had to be all high society and fancy in fashion…but at least she’s showing her box like a good little Eastern European tryin to make a dollar living the American Dream….Here are the pics…

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2011

05

Dec

Real Housewives of NY Bikini Pics of the Day

They lost me at Housewives…..seriously, these bithes, as much as they try, look old, sloppy and like rich housewives everywhere….something I can’t stand looking at, it is almost like a circus performance, which is probably why they got their own TV show, but I pretend it doesn’t actually exist….

The only time I like fucking housewives is when they are bored trophy wives, barely 30, annoyed that they married a boring rich 50 year old dude, and seeking low key revenge, and I happen to be it cuz we randomly crossed paths when she was drunk and at her lowest point, and I only do it so she sees that sex can get worse than the sex with her husband….basically saving her marriage she happily goes back to with memories of the hell that was me easily forgotten a few weeks later….

These bitches aren’t hot….in any way….but I’ll post the dumpy mom in bathing suits anyway…cuz maybe there are some 80 year olds on the site thinking “Shit, look at that young babe”…but I doubt it.

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2011

05

Dec

Alexandra Richards Shitty Hipster Bikini Pics of the Day

Alexandra Richards used to be on my facebook….her brother used to send me T-Shirt designs for my stepSHIRT…her father….used to be a young vibrant rock guitarist for the Rolling Stones….he is still however in the Rolling Stones…..and he is pretty awesome on all fronts and not just cuz he’s lived through so much…but because he still goes hard….

Either way, she’s the cunty, snobby, rich kid hipster living the New York fashionista life amongst other cunty, snobby, rich kid hipsters, and no matter how much prescription pills and cocaine she does in her dumpy luxury artist loft, she’ll never be as cool as her dad….

She’s fucking boring to look at, even in her bikini….but I’d probably still fuck her…but then again I fuck anything….good times…now accept my friend request you pig.

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2011

05

Dec

Karina Smirnoff See Through of the Day

Here’s some really shitty see through pictures of Karina Smirnoff that would have been better if she wasn’t wearing a bra, but was rocking her breast implants she should have provided her life took the natural course it was supposed to take…you know being an Eastern European with a dream of dance, who went on to get professionally trained in dance…something that normally ends in a career of stripping……

The only good thing about dancers is their ability to bounce on dicks and for any of you who have dated a dancer…with strong legs and tight body….you will know what I mean…and since these are just pics of mom Smirnoff…and not video of her becoming a mom….we can’t focus on possible positives…but instead we focus on her boring attempt at sheer clothing….

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2011

05

Dec

stepNEWS of the Day

The world annoys me – and the stepNEWS usually represents that shit properly….because you’ll see that weed is still illegal, even though there is tons of research proving it is better for you than booze, that it leads to no long term health issues or violence and costs more money to find organized crime rings that run the shit….and I’m not even into weed….you’ll see that people are getting crazy uptight about sexual harrassment…suspending kids for kicking other kids in the balls, or calling a teacher cute, it is fucking insanity!!!

Fla. Grandma To Sue TSA Over Strip Search
An 85-year-old Florida grandmother says Transportation Security Administration (TSA) agents at JFK Airport in New York humiliated her by strip searching her earlier this week and she plans to sue.

Dad Leaves Joint In Son’s Lunch Box
A Connecticut father was arrested when a daycare employee discovered a marijuana cigarette in a young boy’s lunch.

Man Stabbed for Friending Women on Facebook
A Mesa woman allegedly stabbed her husband because he was friending women on Facebook and chatting them up online.

Fourth Graded Suspended For Calling Teacher Cute
A nine-year-old North Carolina boy, Emanyea Lockett, was suspended for two days when a substitute heard him make inappropriate remarks about another teacher.

Second Grade Teacher To Students: There Is No Santa Claus
A suburban New York school district is fielding a lot of calls after a teacher told second graders that Santa does not exist.

Store Clerk Fights Off Thief
A Massachusetts store clerk fought off a would-be thief and didn’t realize he had been stabbed in the process.

Boy, 7, accused of sexual harassment
The mother of a Boston elementary school first-grader being investigated for possible sexual harassment for hitting another boy in the groin says her son acted in self-defense.

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2011

05

Dec

Fergie’s Got Back and Not in a Good Way of the DAy

Here are some pictures of Fergie’s broad, masculine, well-sculpted back you’d expect some homosexual artist to really dig for his series on men in skirts…..

I figure when a girl’s got back, it means she’s got a hot round ass, but Fergie Showed her ass in that CULO book I posted about last week….and she had some weird intented, small ass crack shit that left me feeling uncomfortable…but in this case…her back is just thick and offensive…but I’m posting he pics anyway….

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2011

05

Dec

Katherine Heigl Thickness Isn’t Hot Unless You Have Osteoporosis of the Day

Here are some pics of Katherine Heigl stopping by her salon, where I assume she’s gonna use some smoke and mirrors to make herself look as presentable as possible, when she should be stopping by her plastic surgeon for some liposuction, or maybe to some wich doctor who can reduce the density of her bones, cuz clearly, she’s big boned and sure the only thing good about big boned may never get Osteoporosis, and the only thing attractive about women who can’t get Osteoporosis is to women who have Osteoporosis and thus envy, making Heigl a BoneDensity-spiration, like fat bitches obsessed with skinny, or breast cancer survivors obsessed with Liz Hurley, but I’m the kind of guy who looks for bitches at risk of getting Osteoporosis…you know cuz they aren’t built like football players….

I hate this bitch. That’s all I have to say about that.

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2011

05

Dec

Vanessa Hudgens Vagina Hugging Shorts of the Day

Here’s Vanessa Pudgens in some tight vagina hugging shorts….almost tight enough to show off her 5 o’clock vagina bush shadow….cuz she’s a hairy little troll…and needs to shave multiple times a day to stay under control….at least that’s what I like to think to justify her shitty self shot nude pics…that she took at 17….and that she threatened to send all the bloggers to jail for…even though she’s the kiddie pornographer…..who I like to follow for no real reason other than wondering what species she is cross-bred with to justify her look….Her teen sister’s not so bad either…

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2011

05

Dec

Elin Nordegren’s Friend’s Tits on the Beach of the Day

I don’t give a fuck about Tiger Woods or the pussy he got pregnant….all money grubbing, groupie and unsupportive of his cheating, even though he gave her everything she ever could ask for, and all he asked for in exchange was the freedom to fuck some whores, and any other bitch would respect that decision, only this one took him for 1/2 billion dollars….and that flaw in the system represents all things wrong with both marriage and more importantly, all things wrong with giving women the right to vote. There is a reason wives were property….and we had to go ahead and ruin that….

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2011

05

Dec

Heather Graham Old Lady for Old Times of the Day

I have no real reason to post these pictures of Heather Graham…She’s not falshing tits, or pussy, or really doing anything special…I think it’s the Christmas Season….or maybe it is cuz I just drank too much the last week and the depressive effects of alcohol are raping me since I don’t have a drink going and I am here reflecting great celebrity pussy of the past…

You know tapping into her titty and bush performance in Boogie Nightswhat must have been a decade ago…getting all meloncholic and emotional while listening to love songs….in this life filled with broken dreams….and broken women…even though Heather Graham has aged pretty amazing.

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