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2011

25

Nov

Sofia Vergara Rocking Some Cleavage of the Day

Here are some pictures of Sofia Vergara looking her best…Seriously at 45, mom of a 25 year old, she really pulls her shit together well, and by shit, I mean tits, all squeezed together like the don’t hang to her belly button, like all the other mom’s you know that can pull off cleavage like this with the right bra, harnesses and straps….

She’s living the life, far better than running through cocaine fields as a little girl, sleeping with drug cartel runners, because they had all the money to buy her fancy things, while she dreamed of being as famous as Shakira, back home in Colombia….you know before she moved to America and slept her way to Hollywood with networking strategies of only someone who really understands how to move drugs, but instead of drugs…she used her vagina…which to many men…is probably the same thing…

Here are the titty pics, unfortunately no upskirt pics.

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2011

25

Nov

Skinny and Weird Looking Jonah Hill Gets Ugly Pussy of the Day

As a celebrity….especailly a funny man for all the college girls who have seen your countless movies targeted to them….like Jonah Hill…You are supposed to only fuck hot pussy….even when at your fattest…you are supposed to fuck hot pussy….even if your penis is small or you have a herpes outbreak….groupies are supposed to jump on your dick….and rick STDs to experience you….

And you are not supposed to get healthy and lose all the weight that made you the funny fat guy…pretty much what your career depended on….only to become a funny looking big eared guy….but if you do…for health reasons or cuz you hate seeing yourself on camera cuz you look like a huge pile of obese shit…you don’t downgrade the quality of pussy…..you use your new found skinny to get hotter, more famous bitces than the groupies you’ve been sticking it to the last decade of fame….

I don’t know who this bitch is, but she looks like a crackwhore, but not in a good way….See I like that she dresses like a crackwhore, but she’s definitely not hot enough to be a crackwhore, or more importantly for any millionaire to use…even if that millionaire is the the most heinous or handicapped…….

Let’s just hope this is his sister with bad style…..cuz I’m a fat, married, broke, unshowered, disgusting, small penised blogger, and I land hotter pussy than this…and it only costs me 50 dollars.

Posted in:Jonah Hill

2011

25

Nov

Amanda Seyfried Dog Walker of the Day

I don’t know why every time any asshole asks me who I find the hottest celebrity, I say Amanda Seyfried…I really have no idea…because I am sure structurally she’s not the hottest celebrity at all…you know if you were to factor in all the things that make a bitch hot….but I figure it has to do with hating every single one of these bitches equally, and for some reason Amanda Seyfried just doesn’t annoy me at all….maybe cuz she gets naked, maybe cuz she doesn’t play up the paparazzi, maybe cuz she lets her dog eat her pussy…who knows…but seeing her in her workout gear, not pornographic at all, is totally pornographic to me…here are the pics.

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2011

25

Nov

stepNEWS of the Day

Here’s the amazing hungover as fuck….up all night black friday is hilarious and brings out the freaks news featuring idiots I wish I knew cuz I’d make a documentary on them…they are more interesting than you…cuz they’ve made it on the local news and if that’s not being a legend in their trailer park…I don’t know what is…Fuck I wish I was out black fridaying it – but I’m in canada and on a couch. I fail at life.

Former ‘Idol’ flubs national anthem
http://www.redlasso.com/entertainment/former-idol-flubs-national-anthem/
A former American Idol star didn’t have the most spectacular performance of her career at the Lions vs. Packers game today. During Lauren Alaina’s performance of the National Anthem, she seemed to have forgotten the words, and stopped singing for several seconds.

Woman Pepper Sprays Other Shoppers On Black Friday
Authorities say 20 people had minor injuries when a woman shot other customers with pepper spray during a Black Friday sale.
http://www.redlasso.com/featured/woman-pepper-sprays-other-shoppers/

Black Friday Chaos at Georgia Walmart
Chaos unfolded at a north Georgia Walmart store on Thanksgiving night. As Black Friday shoppers were let in to the store in Ellijay, shoppers started pushing, shoving and screaming.
http://www.redlasso.com/featured/black-friday-chaos-at-ellijay-walmart/

Black Friday Brawl at Arizona Walmart
A misunderstanding over what was thought to be a shoplifting incident left a grandfather bloodied and bruised by local police.

Posted in:stepNEWS

2011

25

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Why the fuck are you on the computer right now? Seriously, go sleep or something you fucking nut cases….that’s what I’ve been doing all day….and now I have no choice but to update this shit cuz not everyone in the world is american….despite what America thinks…

Ice Cream Man is Fucking With the Kids and It’s Awesome
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The 40 Hottest Superfans in Sports
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Free Cam Shows. It’s Friday, Time to Let Loose
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Twit Pics – Bath Time and Kisses
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What Would Movies Be Without Visual Effects
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Amanda is Sexy Near the Beach
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Jennifer Lopez in This Sparkly Body Suit is Scaring Me. She’s also Still Fucking Marc Anthony
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Live Web Cam Sluts, Only the Best
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Skinny Brunnette on Video
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Gallery: 20 Hot Celebs Stuffing Their Face With Food
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WTF Photo of the Day
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2011

24

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

If you are on the computer, you probably have no family, or maybe you don’t live in America, but either way lets hope you don’t kill yourself, I need the traffic, maybe these stepLINKS will keep you going…I’ve been drinking and eating all day….It’s been pleasant and full of thankfulness even if I don’t actually feel thankful of anything…

Let’s Start Things Off With a Looking Good Sweetheart That Just Got Dumped
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Bob Ross Feeding a Baby Squirrel is the Best Thing You Will See All Day, Trust Me – VIDEO
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Live Cam Shows. More Than You Can Handle
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Asian Stoner Has an Epic Ass
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How to Humiliate a Turkey
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Turkey Farm Comedy Routine
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Kim Kardashian and Jennifer Love Together Helping Homeless for Publcity
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Rosie Huntington-Whitely Hot for a Photoshoot
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1945 Thanksgiving Day Parade
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Turkey Rap
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Trampoline Fails – VIDEO
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Daisy is the stuff Dreams Are Made Of
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A Review of the Best Beers For Your Thanksgiving Gathering
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The Complete History Of Athletes Posing For Playboy
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Nadia Forde & Eva Ward Get Thanksgiving Sexy
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Kate Gosselin Totally Got a Facelift
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Just Put the Fucking Turkey in the Oven – VIDEO
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Free Cam Shows Bring the Sexy On
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The Weirdest O Face You Will Ever Seen – VIDEO
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100 Best Cheerleader Pics Ever
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Selena Gomez Side Boob Shot
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Audrey Tautou Brings the Hotness
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Whitney Port Wants You to Buy Some Shit)
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Celebslam Presents: Celebrities who’ve enjoyed Thanksgiving way too much over the years
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Elle Liberachi 4 Gossard Lingerie 2011
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Hide Ya Kids: Carnival Cruise Worker Popped For Molesting 14-Year-Old Girl Aboard Ship
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The Hottest Slut You Will See All Day
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Karlie Montana and Samantha Ryan Get It On
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Creepy Showbiz Dads: Michael Lohan
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Some Super Sexy Girl on Girl Action – VIDEO
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Pranking Zoo Guests With a Gorilla Costume
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Now This Babe Has One Hot Body
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Paulina Rubio & Ariadne Artiles Bring the Hotness at the GQ Men of the Year Awards
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Cutie Strips Down For Her Boyfriend – VIDEO
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Eva Longoria Hides Her Cigs In Her Sweatpants
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Wasted and Wants to Fuck – VIDEO
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7 People That Will Ruin Your Thanksgiving Supper
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Roxy Milan: Get Your Rox’s Off This Thanksgiving With This Chocolate Beauty [Photos/ Video]
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Scarlett Johansson Interview December 2011
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Dog Joins the Deer Herd
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Charlie Brown Thanksgiving
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Leilani Dowding Topless Photoshoot
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Amazing Very Naked (FULL VAGINA) Cindy Margolis Pics
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Angel McCord – Annalynne’s Sister – Naked in Chemistry
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2011

24

Nov

I am Thankful for Titties for Fashion Videos of the Day

Kristina T Videtorial from Khoa Bui on Vimeo.

Her name is Kristina T and she’s an aspiring model who like a stripper, gets naked, probably for free, all in efforts to get her name ou there as a model and land her more work, comfortable in her body maybe, but doing it for business, like a stripper, only more socially acceptable….

I love titties for fashion at all levels, high or low, always worth watching…

The Muddy Waters song’s pretty good too….enjoy

Posted in:Fashion

2011

24

Nov

Hialry Duff Pregnancy Tit Watch of the Day

I love watching Hilary Duff filling out her shoulders properly…all dealing with the consequences of unprotected sex, not getting an abortion, or not being struck with a miscarriage or as I prefer to call “an abortion from God”…even though I don’t believe in God…

She’s all big as fuck, milk filled tits, ready to drop in a tight shirt, all because she wanted to feel her mans cum drip out of her pussy for a fucking change…she was tired of all the anal…at least that’s what I assume she went through after reading up on hocky hazings…I know how these things work….

The only thing sad about this is that you can’t pretend to K-Fed her….like I know you all do….cuz someone beat you to it…but you can fantasize about that pussy pre-all the damage it is about to go through…and for me that’s all I really need.

Posted in:Hilary Duff

2011

24

Nov

Top Thanksgiving Bikini Fetish Videos on Youtube of the Day

It’s thanksgiving – happy thanksgiving – and to those of you with a thanksigivng fetish…her are the top Thanksgiving bikini fetish videos on Youtube….that I could find in 3 minutes of looking on youtube…it’s fucking thanksgiving…I should be eating and napping assholes…I am not your dancing monkey…

Some Dumpy Body in a Bikini Cooking Something for Thanksgiving

Another one…

Some Irritating Bitch Pulling a Thanksgiving Pageant With Big Fake TIts

Some Fat Bitch in a Bikini….Well a Tankini…Thanks God…Talking about surviving thanksgiving

Some Slutty Chick With Hard Nipples Making a Pumpkini for Tanksgiving….

Posted in:stepLIST

2011

24

Nov

Paulina Rubio’s Old Mexican Tits at Some GQ Shit of the Day

Here’s some Mexican tits at some GQ event because sometimes I like to reflect on my Mexican roots and the titties that don’t look like any corn tortilla mom of 15 Mexican I’ve ever come across, but then again i was pulled out of Mexico when I was 5 or 6 in the mid 70s, so maybe I’m actually thankful for that…who cares…here are her tits for Thanksgiving, because I’m thankful that despite her age and aging, she still manages to keep the inner whore alive…and that’s important….or maybe it isn’t? I just know if my wife did that instead of keeping the eating alive, and in turn keeping the obesity alive….I’d be a happier man giving thanks for marrying a hot slut…instead of being miserable about everything…

Posted in:Paulina Rubio