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2011

24

Nov

Hialry Duff Pregnancy Tit Watch of the Day

I love watching Hilary Duff filling out her shoulders properly…all dealing with the consequences of unprotected sex, not getting an abortion, or not being struck with a miscarriage or as I prefer to call “an abortion from God”…even though I don’t believe in God…

She’s all big as fuck, milk filled tits, ready to drop in a tight shirt, all because she wanted to feel her mans cum drip out of her pussy for a fucking change…she was tired of all the anal…at least that’s what I assume she went through after reading up on hocky hazings…I know how these things work….

The only thing sad about this is that you can’t pretend to K-Fed her….like I know you all do….cuz someone beat you to it…but you can fantasize about that pussy pre-all the damage it is about to go through…and for me that’s all I really need.

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2011

24

Nov

Paulina Rubio’s Old Mexican Tits at Some GQ Shit of the Day

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Here’s some Mexican tits at some GQ event because sometimes I like to reflect on my Mexican roots and the titties that don’t look like any corn tortilla mom of 15 Mexican I’ve ever come across, but then again i was pulled out of Mexico when I was 5 or 6 in the mid 70s, so maybe I’m actually thankful for that…who cares…here are her tits for Thanksgiving, because I’m thankful that despite her age and aging, she still manages to keep the inner whore alive…and that’s important….or maybe it isn’t? I just know if my wife did that instead of keeping the eating alive, and in turn keeping the obesity alive….I’d be a happier man giving thanks for marrying a hot slut…instead of being miserable about everything…

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2011

24

Nov

Michalka Sisters Improving Themselves for Work of the Day

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I like how these sisters understand how superficial hollywood is…especially at their level of “no” talent…

I like how they reinvest into themselves, hoping it benefits their career.

One has Adult Braces, which for many dudes is a creepy fetish I don’t entirely understand, because I have horrible memories of seeing food caught in braces, but know it is the kind of shit that can get her work in porn….cuz people are weird…..

The other one has implants…..

It’s just a matter of time before sex tapes….starring both of them…..cuz sister fetishes always win…

A fanning sister was also there … unrelated….but still young hollywood vagina for you to fantasize about…

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2011

24

Nov

Salma Hayek Lays Gold Eggs of the Day

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I don’t think this is actually Salma Hayek laying golden eggs, from what I’d imagine, she’s likely menopausal….and well past her child bearing years…..so maybe this is just her shitting gold…you know because compared to the shanty town, donkey shit made huts her friends she grew up with in Mexico and how they are living, she pretty much does shit gold….so why not share that talent with the fucking world…..It is thanksgiving after all…

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2011

24

Nov

stepNEWS of the Day

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Here’s the News….cuz I fucking love local news….and have for as long as I can remember…with their idiotic stories of idiots that aren’t idiotic enough to be on the national news….

Here’s a few thanksgiving

Defense factory workers party at lunch
There’s a plant in Detroit called Tower Defense and Aerospace. The name itself gives you an idea what they do inside, but it’s what workers were caught doing outside during their lunch break that will shock you.

Texas Mom Joins Teen Fistfight
Shocking video posted online shows a mother getting involved in her daughterâ€™s fight. The girls are both Garland middle school students and now the woman is under arrest.

Bikini Barista Robbed by Cyclist
Police in Washington are investigating a robbery of a bikini clad coffee barista in one of the states drive thru coffee stands.

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2011

24

Nov

January Jones’ Mom Body in Bastard Baby’s First Thanksgiving of the Day

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I am thankful for January Jones shedding her baby weight…but far more thankful for January Jones bringing an illegitimate, fatherless, baby into the world, cuz broken homes, especially with guilty parents with deep pockets to make up for their fuck ups, makes for amazing dysfunction…

This should be a modern holiday special…fuck Charlie Brown…give me January Jones Fatherless Baby’s First Thanksgiving Miracle…

I am also thankful for her tits….

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2011

24

Nov

Katherine Heigl Definitely Not Anorexic, Very Excited About Food of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Katherine Heigl struggling with her shopping cart because she’s fat and that’s what happens when you’re weighed down with food….I figured from her dumpy figure….and big tits that only come with over-eating – this was the case…I’m insightful like that…

I mean sure you can argue it is her prepping thanksgiving, where she tells the family how thankful she is for how great she is, and how despite being ugly, has managed to get cast in tons of movies, in some kind of miracle, only selling her soul to the devil would explain, because seriously, everything about her is a cunt……Happy Thanksgiving you undeserving priviledged twat.

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2011

24

Nov

Eva Longoria Dressed Like a Tween for the Perverts of the Day

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I don’t know if she’s dressed like a tween or a stripper during the day…but I know that it looks hot…all cigarette pack shoved into her pants like a hooker with no pockets in her latex pants, but all cotton casual like she’s on her way to summer camp…or walmart to buy formula for her 8 mixed race babies with different daddies….Viva Mexico.

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2011

24

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I am not in America….but I am celebrating thanksgiving by drinking my face off – since no one else around me is – it makes it a hell of a lot more fun. Sure I won’t be eating Turkey and Stuffing…..like this murderer…

But I will be sexually harrassing women….and posting half assed as I dance to Holiday classics like the one with Jodie Foster before she was a lesbian…..fairweather lesbians are the worst….

Spray Paint Artist Insanity
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The 20 Most Exotic Hotties in Sports
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Thanksgiving With Aria Giovanni, the Cleavage Gourmet
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Alpine Coaster – With No Brakes! – VIDEO
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I’d Like to Be All Over Justene
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Jennifer Love Hewitt Sour Face
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Live Cam Sluts, Only the Best
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Busty Blonde Gets Her Pussy All Wet
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The 20 Hottest Former Disney Stars
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Pepper Spray is This Year’s Thanksgiving Sidedish!
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