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2011

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Nov

stepNEWS of the Day

Here’s some news you low life trash that embarrsses me everyday cuz you’re too dumb to even grasp this shit….no offense or anything.

OH Man Turns Apartment Into Brothel
An Ohio man admits that he turned his apartment into a ‘massage parlor’ and was selling sex.

OH Cook Faces Charges For Giving 2-Year-Old Alcohol
A Canton, Ohio cook at a Japanese steakhouse gave a young boy Saki and squirted the boy a mouthful.

Caught on Tape: Escaped Suspect Crashes Trying To Get Away
An escaped suspect tried to get drive away from justice, but didn’t make it very far.

Cocaine Found in Horse Saddle
Police uncovered $500,000 of cocaine inside a horse saddle Tuesday in DeKalb County, Georgia.

Massachusetts School Bus Driver Shot In Head By Students’ Pellet Guns
A Lawrence school bus driver was shot in the head with a pellet gun, police said. The driver was hit while driving kids to school Tuesday morning. He was not hurt.

Boy gets stuck under school bus seat in Florida
Firefighters are used to helping people in tight spots, but nothing like what they found on an Orange County School bus Monday night.

Video Shows Dallas Police Officer Push Occupy Dallas Protester
Police are again investigating the Occupy Dallas movement. But this time they are looking at one of their own.

Woman Jailed in Sword Attack on Husband
A Chandler, Arizona man called police and said his wife was attacking him with a sword. The woman was arrested, but police say the man is now changing his story.

VA Physics Teacher Arrested For Being Drunk In Class
A Loudoun County teacher faces charges after police say he was drunk at school. The incident happened Monday at J. Michael Lunsford Middle School in South Riding.

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2011

16

Nov

Britney Spears Hot in Some Marilyn Manson Video of the Day

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I don’t know what this is about….but I call it a publicity stunt that makes little sense….where Britney and her dancers do a dance routine set to Marilyn Manson’s Sweet Dreams, that’s pretty erotic, or attempt at making you think sex with her is this high production quality, coordinated dance routine, with masks like Eyes Wide Shut or some shit, lingerie and tits busting out of nighties….and the whole thing is hot as fuck…even if you know real sex with her is more like a nightmare, that likely smells like feces, sweat, tears and fast food…..but since that’ll never happen, even though I wish it did, this fantasy she produced is good enough for me….

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2011

16

Nov

Stacy Keibler Bikini Picture for Twitter of the Day

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Stacy Keibler posted this picture of her bikini bottoms on twitter…because the press from fucking George Clooney isn’t enough for her….and the fact that he won’t cum in her is making the illegitimate pregnancy angle impossible for now….but she is doing follow up work…to remind us she’s still here while people are talking about her, by posting some bikini bottome pics to twitter and despite not having enough tit or leg in them, they’re hot enough for me…but that’s cuz I fuck fat girls….and hate fat girls….Enjoy.

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2011

16

Nov

Pippa Middleton’s Ass in the Wind of the Day

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Sometimes the wind can be our best friend….I mean don’t tell that to Katrina Survivors, cuz they will just get mad, but sometimes, usually when the girl is wearing a loose enough fitting dress, the wind does wonders, getting that fabric jacked in all the right places…the wind has been responsible for me seeing ass, thong, pussy, and pussy definition all on girls I didn’t know who were just walking down the street and for that alone, I got no choice but to respect the wind, it’s better at picking up bitches than I am…and that wasn’t a tornado reference…or maybe it was..

Who cares, here’s Pippa…where even nature is stepping up and trying to push her into that slutty family disgace we all expected her to become….but hasn’t cuz she’s boring…even though we remind her every day that her sister’s way better than her…it’ll happen….I am sure of it…but this is all we got for now…

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2011

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Nov

Elle Macpherson Promotes Lingerie by Not Wearing Lingerie of the Day

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Elle Macpherson is the first supermodel I remember jerking off to back in 1989….before that…It was strictly national geographic and my foster mother who made me do it in her mouth…but that’s a whole other story about a 14 year old coming to america via a werid sex cult that shaped me to be the man I am today…..and that’s not important, what is important is the shape of Elle Macpherson, 20 years later, looking just as lovely and the only disappointment is that she’s peddling undergarments, you know panties and such, but she’s too insecure and 50 to wear the shit for us, instead she’s taking the Liz Hurley “I’m a business woman now, I am not an object who looks amazing naked, I save that for the cunts I hire, while I rake in the millions”….and that’s one major flaw in capitalism and the american dream…immigrants taking our job.

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2011

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Nov

Marisa Miller Milking Football to get Noticed of the Day

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I know Marisa Miller’s got an awesome hard body that she works hard on….but I just can’t get past how old and hard her face is….like an ex stripper who somehow slept her way into the SI Swimsuit issue….where she played up being all american, and the perfect chick for dudes, whether masturbating herself against a harley, or a gibson guitar….American staples, now she’s gone onto the NFL where she talks about her love of football, the perfect girl, or just a good self promoter…who knows…but here she is merging your favorite thing…girls and sports…and if you watch it on mute it’s better, cuz who cares what this botox face has to say or the lies she spews…we just wanna see more titty…

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2011

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Nov

Hilary Duff Pregnancy Watch of the Day

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There’s only so many times you can post pictures of a pregnant bitch, day after day, before you start feeling creepy, like a stalker, obsessed with her pregnancy in a sexual way….

Luckily, I never feel creepy, I just figure it’s all part of my personality, and we might as well embrace it cuz I’ not changing that, but I do wish I was changing Hilary Duff’s underwear for her…all lubricated with pregnancy drool.

I love her.

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2011

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Nov

Mila Kunis In Some Tight Jeans of the Day

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Mila Kunis may be in tight jeans….but I’d prefer her in no jeans…she is one of the hottest vaginas in hollywood, keeping it all stuffy and caught up under all that fabric should be an offense….instead, shit should be in a trophy case, with spotlights on it at all times…touring town to town…letting all the people look and touch….but I gues that’s just fantasy, so I’ve got no choice but to be satisfied with what I got…which are these shitty fucking pics…

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2011

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Nov

Throwback Fat Chick in Mud Getting Mad Viral Video of the Day

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Here’s some fat chick, in a bikini, covered in mud, losing her shit at some white trash event where I assume they burn ethnic people, and she gets worked up, cuz ethnic people are the only people who fuck her….

There are only 175,000 views, and shit needs to be in the millions…shot in June of this year….but new to me….this is still today’s throwback viral video….cuz I loved it…

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2011

16

Nov

Sophie Monk For No Real Reason of the Day

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The most amazing thing in this Sophie Monk character, besides from the fact that she has a vagina capable of eating a snowsuit and giving her cameltoe, is that she’s probably got more money than all of you…and that’s a testament to just how shitty hollywood, because garbage men offer better service to the world, you know leave a better impact than most celebrities, so you can only assume that a raccoon eating garbage out of your backyard, does more for the world that Sophie Monk, yet she’s better paid for her trash…

Unless of course it is hush money from the Good Charlotte sister, cuz she likely has dirty on him and can ruin him.

Who cares. I prefer her in her shitty low level embarrassing joke movies that pay her more that most people make in a year….where she shows tit…but seeing her useless at the airport works for me too