I saw a few disgusting pictures of Imogen Thomas, some Glamor model from the UK with big tits every trashy dude loves, cuz she has big tits…..but without realizing that with big tits, comes big bellies, big hips, big asses, cellulite, and in her case, big labia…..because that’s just how science fucking works people….but for some reason they are edited, photoshopped, cleaned up, to make you think they are anything but the fat cashier at the dollar store body they actually are…..UK Glamor Models are a scam…not that I didn’t already know that…but here’s one of the pics to prove it…
Here’s a video of her shooting her Calendar from a few weeks ago….from all the right angles…trickery!!!
I posted the cover of Interview the other day knowing it was just a matter of time before the rest of the pictures of Scarlett Johansson would hit…and to my surprise she only looked like a Lady Gaga impersonator in a few of the pics….while the others were topless…sure not as topless as the slutty self-shot pics I loved from 2 months ago, that I am sure were leaked to the media to promote something, or divert from something, or to piss off her husband as he was fucking Blake Lively…the same pics she never had lawyers come after me to take down….which is pretty lovely considering all the love level Hollywood bitches who leak this shit get lawyers on you accusing you of being into kiddie porn…I’m talking to you Hudgens.
I hate doing posts on this whore. I know she isn’t a teenager…I know she’s in her 30s…I know she has implants…and I know it is just a joke proving how pathetic the American media is….because they cover this shit and bother acknowledging this shit exists cuz the asshole who married her was on a TV show that’s no longer on the air…and instead of letting him fade into the no where he belongs…they make a big deal out of him and his stripper who is loving every second of the lie….showing off her average at best trashy face…and trashy tits….that I can’t believe were clever enough to stage the scandal that’s worked out of her…but that I realize probably stems from all the experience she compiled hooking, role playing, etc. She sucks, so does her tits…but I’m compelled to post it and I have no idea why…..
This video of a girl dancing seductively on a bar in some not so period friendly pants….ends how you’d expect…in an amazing way that some of you perverts probably wish knocked her out so you could drag her out pretending she’s your girl who had too much to drink…only to fuck the shit out of her before she comes to….or maybe it is just me…
I don’t care how boring Amanda Seyfried is….walking her dog…doing bullshit errands…not dressed sexy or done up….never in the media with scandals or vagina slips….cuz she’s smart enough to only get naked for money and for her “career”….and for some reason has been better at being Lohan than Lohan….from Disney to intense roles…and back again….probably cuz she saves her drug use to the privacy of her mansion…instead of off the female DJs vagina in the club…but what do I know…other than that I love her….I think I’m going to to go write a song about this…or maybe just try to jerk off knowing her dog licks her pussy…they all do….or maybe that’s just what I tell myself so that when I meet people while walking the dog…the girls I meet in the dog park are all the more naughty to me…who cares.
I love this tight pants pregnancy watch…all big breasted….round assed….filled with a growth inside her uterus that comes from her husbands cum…like she’s finally made an honest woman of herself…doing what she’s gotta do to keep her blood line going…since she’s already accomplished everything else…and with pregnancy of every first child…her pussy is still not damaged….ripped apart or looking like the babies sticking his arm out waving or giving the “come here” gesture with his hand….making her hormonal and erotic…all woman…and I love it.
I don’t know if I love Cindy Crawford because she was the top model when I was at the age of discovering how good top models are to jerk off to….or if it is because I feel like we are connected at the soul…as I happened to be walking by her hotel once a few years ago…and she got out of a car….and looked me in the eyes and smile….me being the drunk, didn’t realize who it was, until later that day when my weird friend told me…it was a glorious moment I am sure she has absolutely no memory of…because that’s just the kind of guy I am…unmemorable to a bitch who has everything and who comes across countless people daily….but something I will cherish…because I know for that second we were together…I thought about fucking her ass so hard…there’s no way she didn’t feel it….even if she forgot about it….
What I’m trying to say is here she is happily married on the beach in mexico disappointing by not being in her bikini….
So Elisabetta Canalis did an ad where she got naked for Peta a few months ago…I POSTED THE US LAUNCH …..
She’s obvious….because she’s the bottom feeding wallet fucker who got on Dancing With the Stars the first chance she got cuz she knew she had a small window of opportunity before people forgot she dated George Clooney…her claim to fame….and whether she is famous and successful or not back home doesn’t matter…she’s pretty much nothing but a groupie whore here….so getting naked for a campaign that will get promoted hard…just makes sense…and I doubt she believes in their philosophy, it just corresponded nicely to her objectives of being in the media…especially since eating meat has been her claim to fame, sure that meat was of the penis variety but you get what I’m saying….and that is that this is strictly another marketing hustle….even though she should be getting naked in video playing with herself if she really wanted to make it in America….
Either way, I guess they are launching it in another country…because here she is standing with the shit….dressed like a fucking dude like George Clooney likes it…probably cuz she doesn’t care to look good or put the effort in, cuz it’s not for an American launch..and America is the only market she’s into getting into….but here are the pics anyway.
I don’t know what they deal is with this video, when it is from, where it is shot or why anyone would lick a fucking urinal in a public place…but I do know that this dude has so much more in common with Kim Kardashian than pretty much anyone else…maybe he is the soulmate she’s been looking for…only far less black or pro athlete…either way, disgusting…..
The news will forever be a source of all things amazing that humanity has to offer….I probably say this everyday…but I am seriously always amazed…everyday I compile this shit…because really….it’s hysterical.
Reporter Scolds Kid For Waving On Live TV
A New Yorker was excited to be on television during a live segment, but reporter Julie Chang was not having it.
Frosty The Snowman Arrested For Kicking Police Dog
While walking in a Maryland parade dressed as Frosty the Snowman Kevin Walsh reportedly kicked a police dog he was taken away in handcuffs.
Man arrested at Logan Airport on child porn charges
BOSTON – A man on a Delta Airlines flight from Utah was arrested at Logan Airport on Saturday afternoon for allegedly viewing pornographic images of children on his laptop during the flight.
Mother Busts Peeping Tom
A Pennsylvania mother caught a Peeping Tom using a cell phone camera in the store’s bathroom.
Gun Club Santa Family Photo Fun
The Scottsdale Gun Club of Arizona welcomed gun lovers of all kinds to get their photo taken with Santa, and guns.
Twilight: Breaking Dawn Pt. 1 Causing Seizures
Moviegoers across the country are reporting epileptic seizures caused by the birth scene in Breaking Dawn Part 1
4-Year-Old Banned From Supermarket For Eating While Shopping
A store security guard went overboard when he spotted a little girl eating a bag of dried apricots.
Georgia Mom Arrested For Giving Booze And Synthetic Marijuana To Teens
A 17-year-old is in intensive care and her friend’s mother is in jail charged with providing alcohol and synthetic marijuana.
Girl Puts on Bikini to Find Dog
A dog owner is putting on her bikini and standing at a busy California intersection to get the word out about her lost pup, Chipy the Chihuahua.
Jason Witten Tackles the Cheerleader of the Day – This is amazing….
