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2011

15

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

My friend who has actually done some amazing designs for some DrunkenStepfather T-Shirts…..Illustrator Peter O’Toole partnered up with my other friends at WOLF & HARRISON to produce this amazing shirt where all proceeds go to Movember , a global moustache growing movement to fight prostate cancers….

As someone with a very intimate relationship with my prostate, because he is the source of my orgasms, and my orgasms although fewer and far between these days, which ties back into my prostate, are the only joy I feel….and as chronic masturbating weirdos I know you are….I figure you should buy one of these shirts, cuz not only are they awesome, but because you need your prostate more than it needs you..

Save a prostate…. buy a shirt….

Here’s the morning dump… Do your Part

100 Grand Radio Prank
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Lingerie Football League: The 40 Hottest Players Ever
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Free Cam Shows Make Tuesday a Little More Sexy
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Rosa Acosta and Vicky Vette Bring the Hotness Together
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Stuck in the Hedges After a Touchdown!
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Jayden Cole is Just Plain Sexy
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The TSA Really Wanted to Touch JWoww’s Tits
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The Best Live Web Cam Sluts on the Net
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Ski Ball Slap
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the Weirdest O Face You Will Ever See
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Gallery: We Love Girls In Denim Jackets
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And Today in Japanese Awesomeness – VIDEO
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SUPPORT PROSTATE CANCER
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2011

14

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

Drinking alone is better company that having friends…cuz if you drink enough….you realize…the booze is all the friend you need…except when you try to have sex with it….especially when you have no blinds…it just gets humiliating….You’ve read enough friend.

Here are the stepLINKS….

Crazy Asian….
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Tara Reid Hot Titty See Through
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Kathy Griffin Hand Bra – is Offensive
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Coco’s RIdiculous Tits….
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Kendall Jenner’s The Jailbait of the Day
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Funny Radio Prank
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Jay Z is Supporting Occupy Wall Street By Making Lots of Money Off of It
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Live Web Cam Slut Hotness
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Boomerang Trick Shot Insanity – VIDEO
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Heather Jo is a Barbie Doll Blonde
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Girl on Girl: Maryann Murray and Jessica Vaugn
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A History of Famous Women Who’ve Imitated Marilyn Monroe
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Jessica-Jane Clement Give Me Sexy Eyes
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Peta Todd Does Zoo
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Free Cams, For Your Pleasure
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Lesbian Sex Can Be Pretty Painful – VIDEO
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10 Atheletees Who Date the Hottest Chicks
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UK X Factor Judge Tulisa Contostavlos Panty Upskirt
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Katie Holmes is Looking Sexy Lately
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When Is Katy Perry Going to Disappear? – VIDEO
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Megan Fox’s New Armani Ads
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Sophie Monk, Cause It’s Been Awhile
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Charlize Theron is Totally Bangable
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Michigan Jail Fight – VIDEO
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Sick And Disturbing Jerry Sandusky Interview Surfaces “I’m A Frustrated Playground Director!� [Video]
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Lesbian Pool Side Fun
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Kelly Cuoco & The Sexy Nerd Girl Effect
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Beautiful Girls Grinde Their Pussies Together
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Adriana Lima Hotness
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Hipster Hottie in Crazy Pants
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Irina Shayk Hotness
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Web Cam Teen With Super Sexy Tits
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Strip Paper Rock Scissors
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Jennifer is a Girl Next Door Type
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WTF Video of the Day
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Maria Menounos Becomes A Pussycat Doll
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The Kardashian’s Are Fucking Cry Babies
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A Little Selena Gomez Cleavage Anyone?
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Equestrian Lil Kim Mash-Up
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TSA Likes to Grab J.Woww Tit
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Michelle Williams Boring Cleavage
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Dakota and Elle Fanning Sister Erotica
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Sophie Monk Fat Pussy Upskirt
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Insane Vacation Home….
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Emma Stone Boring
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Maria Menounos Half Naked Pussy Cat
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Stuck in the Hedges Football Play
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Miley Cyrus Pushing Up Her Tits In Black Lace Bra
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Tigger’s Dancing a Fool
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Some Great Fake Tits….
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Tulisa Contostavlos Upskirt Panty Flash
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More Amanda Seyfried Bikini Tit Shots
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Estella Warren Running on the Beach
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Giada De Laurentiis In a Bikini in Barbados on Today Show
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Jennifer Nicole Lee Rollerblades in Tiny Bikini Bottoms
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Brooke Burns in a Bikini
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Maria Menounos Pussy Cat Doll Performance…
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2011

14

Nov

Sophie Monk Vagina Flash of the Day


Australian trash Sopie Monk is known by 1% of internet users because of two things…none being her low level topless acting career, or even her attempt at getting naked in movies in order to be famous in America….

Sophie Monk is known because she has Paris Hilton’s herpes, the designer rich girl kind, cuz her fiance cheated on her with Paris Hilton, and to dig that dagger deeper and to make that wound worse, he left her for Paris Hilton….to fend for her Australian trash self who thinks she’s talent..

She’s also known for having a big vagina lips with th capactity to get even the thickest fabric jacked in the shit….and here she is intentionally showing it off with a panty flash….and that’s a smart move for such a dumb looking cunt….

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2011

14

Nov

Kelly Brook Does Twitter of the Day

Kelly Brook did twitter…I mean for a Glamour model with huge tits cuz that’s what happens to working class girls in the UK for some reason I don’t understand, but assume had to do with eating too much banger and mash in preperation for a career of eating banger to get ahead….I would have expected her to do something a little more dramatic, a little more hardcore, a little more interesting, considering she did a photoshoot of her naked body while her vagina stuck its tongue out at us while her aborition was spread all over herself a few months ago….you know making you think she’d take this self shot shit to the next level…but instead this is what we get…and I’ll take it…cuz I’m a bottom feeder…

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2011

14

Nov

Hot Old School Models In Underwear for Duran Duran’s New Video of the Day

Girl Panic is some new Duran Duran song..sure, I don’t give a fuck about Duran Duran or their new song…they are old, tired and borin….but they cast a set of models to be in the shit…who happen to be old, tired and boring models but models willing to get half naked regardless of age….cuz models are easy like that…all they really need is a dude with some celebrity or huge money offering to pay them to participate…especially now that the work they get is few and far between…

…So old Naomi Campbell, Helena Christensen, Eva Herzigova and Cindy Crawford got half naked for the shit and I watched…and you can to….

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Posted in:Cindy Crawford|Eva Herzigova|Helena Christensen|Naomi Campbell

2011

14

Nov

stepNEWS of the Day

Here’s some news…because sometimes I need to make myself feel better about posting about celeb cunt all day….waste of time…kinda like marriage….but the internet website version….

Mom Gets 5 Yrs Probation for Sexting
A Katy, Texas mom will spend the next five years on probation for sending nude photos to an underage boy.

Brawl at Michigan Chuck E. Cheese’s
“I saw my grandma go in the ambiance.”

Man Attacked With Pumpkin, Left Injured
A Pittsburgh area man was hit in the head with a 10 lb. pumpkin, probably thrown at him by someone in a passing car.

34-Year-Old Woman Arrested For Sex With 17-Year-Old Boy
A 34-Year-Old woman was arrested after a domestic dispute with her 17-year-old boyfriend after police found bite marks on the boy.

Parents Upset Porn Star Reading To Kids
California parents are upset that former porn star Sasha Gray participated in the Read Across America program at their children’s school.

Larry King: “I Don’t Miss The Kardashians”
Former CNN talk-show host Larry King says there are days he misses his show and covering big news stories, but the Kardashian sisters isn’t one of them.

Dog Eats $1,000, Owner Only Gets $900 Back

CO Woman Bites Two People On The Neck At Convenience Store
An intoxicated Colorado woman groped and bit a customer and a clerk at a Colorado convenience store.

‘Beer Bandit’ Sought in Georgia
Police say a man traded buckshot for beer when he blasted his way into a convenience store and made off with a couple of 12 packs.

Oregon Cop Slams Into House During High Speed Chase
http://www.redlasso.com/featured/oregon-cop-slams-into-house-during-high-speed-chase/

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2011

14

Nov

Courtney Love Tits Flashed in Brazilian Concert of the Day

I do not know how long youtube is gonna keep these courtney love titty flash videos on Youtube….from a concert in Brazil the other day….but I have a feeling it will not be long….see cuz youtube prefers if you jerk off to sketchy weird non-nude shit than things than crackhead rockstars rumored to have killed her husband for her own crackhead fame tits…that you have seen in any move roll she has had…..which is some weird shit in its own right…..but that nipple makes it offensive…even though we all know far more makes it actually offensive…..

Posted in:Courtney Love

2011

14

Nov

Victoria Justice Twitter Bikini Pics of the Day

I think the success of facebook and twitter is directly related to the number of vacation pics bitches in your network post…I know I go straight for the vacation pics of bitches I know, and I assume you do too….cuz girls half naked is fun to look at, especially when years ago, you had to be actual friends with the girls to see the shit, and now it is available to the world….

I love that girls are compelled to share the shit with us, that they know we’re looking, and that they pretend is just them sharing memories, cuz fat girls don’t post their bikini pics, disproving that lie girls who want you jerking off to them try to pull….

I love that celebs are taking pics of themsleves in bikinis, for the smae reason, but also cuz I get to post them without worrying about paparazzi sending me 10,000 dollar invoices, which is what the fuckers do…I’ve been threatened to be sued a lot…

Not to mention, self shot pics are far better than badly shot, immigrant, untrained paparazzi staged shitty photography any day….

So today’s twitter bikini is Victoria Justice, all young, tight, cute and small round breasted….Amazing.

Posted in:Victoria Justice

2011

14

Nov

Put an End to Kim Kardashian and That is Amazing of the Day

I got this email…that I loved….because I’ve always argued that as a people, we can put an end to any celebrity, we just have to collectively turn our back to them, like Lady Gaga, or Katy Perry or the other trash I hate, we just just to stop paying attention…it is easy…and the worst fucking human of them all is Kim Kardashian, a gutter pornstar who pretended she wasn’t a pornstar, but was given a TV show, started out rich, became far richer, all for nothing…..

So this is some exciting stuff….Read this email…

Dear Sir,

In a grass roots effort, we have collected over 3600 signatures for a petition asking E! Entertainment to remove the Kardashian suite of shows from their programming. We feel that these shows are mostly staged and place an emphasis on vanity, greed, promiscuity, vulgarity and over-the-top conspicuous consumption. While some may have begun watching the spectacle as mindless entertainment or as a sort of “reality satire,� it is a sad truth that many young people are looking up to this family and are modeling their appearance and behavior after them. (I’ll remind you here that the Kardashian family fame largely started with a “leaked� sex tape.) There is no particular religious or political platform behind our disgust; we are just finally fed up.


The petition can be found
HERE So Sign It

Amazing…let’s get 100,000 votes on this shit….Put an end to this fucking garbage piece of shit media whore….cunt….I think I’m gonna start making petitions for everything….

Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2011

14

Nov

Some Miley Cyrus Push Up Bra – Implant Looking Titty of the DAy

These are some shitty pics of Miley Cyrus in a push up bra that make her tits look like implants…but for some reason I felt compelled to save and upload these pictures of Miley and I’m sticting to my instinct….sure she’s 18, no one cares about her anymore, she’s not naked, but she should be, she hasn’t released a sex tape, she’s getting fat, she’s all boring and in a long term relationship, and just living off her money…not giving the public shit, and above all she’s not all that hot…but dude it’s a push up bra that makes her tits look like implants, which is awesome in pictures, and annoying when you bring the bitch home after partying, only to find the tits you’ve been staring at all night are a fucking a-cup…false marketing….here are the shitty pics.

Posted in:Miley Cyrus