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2011

14

Nov

Some Chick Named Adrienne Bailon Showing Off Tit of the Day

The nice thing about this Adrienne Bailon chick is that she’s on a quest to be famous and she’s doing it the way I like to see a bitch try to get famous…by being a slut….

Back in 2008, I posted THESE PICTURES OF HER HOT ASS and three years later, she’s finally making it on the paparazzi sites…which just goes to show you if you are persistent, even after your nude pics don’t work, good things will fucking happen….

So here she is showing off tit, in a see through shirt that should have a little more nipple slipping and a lot less strategy non see through fabics, to really solidify her quest for fame, like her a href=”http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/2008/11/10/adrienne-bailon-is-some-disney-chick-naked-of-the-day” target=”_blank”> leaked pics dis so many years ago , but I guess it’s a start…mainly cuz we know there’s a willingness….

Thank you Disney for breeding yet another little slut…..your lessons you teach the bitches at a young age brings very good things to us…

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2011

14

Nov

Amanda Seyfred Does the Pool of the Day

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I have a thing for Amanda Seyfried…even when she’s making stupid faces,is unshowered, dress like a bummy homeless chick, I’m sold on her….because I like her hustle, mainly since she gets naked in movies and doesn’t buy into he whole bullshit celebrity shit, keeping her lowkey and mysterious, a whore with standards, like the high class escort who only fucks the guy with huge money, and lets us losers watch, but will never acknowledge our presence, cuz that would mean she’s coming down to our level and I just love the hard to get ones, even if every girl is hard to get when you’re me…except the obese ones….who I end up marrying cuz they promise free room and board….

That said, she’s wearing a bikini, showing some back, hiding her hot tits, but still just as erotic as if she was spread eagled and diddling…but that’s just the love speaking.

TO SEE HER TITS IN HER BIKINI FROM A BETTER ANGLE

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2011

14

Nov

Maria Menounos Hot Greek in a Red Dress of the Day

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I didn’t know the Pussycat Dolls still existed. I just assumed that was some one hit wonder, cheesy stripper gone mainstream shit, that was only erotic because it involved half named women, but that was hardly erotic cuz those half naked women never got naked, which totally goes against everything, you know against the natural process of professional dancers who move to LA….and giving stripper bitches legit work so they don’t have to strip pisses me off….it takes away from nudity that’s supposed to be….

What it comes down to is that Maria Menounos outshines these twats, but I’m far happier when Maria Menounos Flashes Her Pussy Accidentally on the Beach …..but this is a good enough taste for me….cuz I know as a greek…the options of what hole to fuck are endless.

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Posted in:Maria Menounos

2011

14

Nov

Bree Olson’s One of the Dirtiest Pornstars Classes Up of the Day

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So Bree Olson was hosting some bullshit event….and she wasn’t dressed like a gutter pig who shops at the sex shop….you know who takes her porn persona to the red carpet of shitty vegas events…where she sluts out while loser dudes take pics of her….

I guess fucking Charlie Sheen, turned her hollywood, cuz seeing her in this skirt, makes me think she’s more of a secretary that a bitch who has dirty fucking sex, head shoved in a toilet while getting fucked up the ass….

I first met Bree Olson her first year in porn, she was up for best anal scene and best new starlet…I think she won both….I wished her luck and she feared we jinxed her…the whole thing was odd….but not as odd as the following year when I met her in her HOTEL ROOM TAKING A SHIT ….a friendship that led me to watching her strip…then being ignored by her….

But I will always have her porn scenes like in Scooby Doo Fetish Videos …..or her more Hardcore Shit….

Cuz no mater how Hollywood she tries to be, she’s still a gutter hooker from middle america, who disrepects herself for you to jerk off to her, to me….

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2011

14

Nov

Rihanna’s Got an American Pussy of the Day

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Rihanna a Bajan who has managed to live the American Dream better than 99% of Americans, is honoring her gracious host country, the country that gave her a home, a record deal….the country that put her on TV and on the radio as their representative…..the country that didn’t send her back to her island to clean hotel rooms like all her friends….by wearing it’s flag on her whore pussy….and I’m guessing that’s a big honor wear she’s from, cuz when my friend went to Barbados, he told me there were a lot of young girls that celebrated his visit in exchange for money by rubbing him up on her pussy…however it could be an unrelated event.

Here are the pics for you patriots who need flags on pussy to get off…

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2011

14

Nov

Rita Rusic Bikini Hustle of the Day

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Rita Rusic is some European celebrity who I have never heard of because I am about as cultured as the homless guy who just got work at the Wal Mart stocking shelves after hours….you know all crazy and half retarded….She was born in 1960, making her 51 years old….her WIKIPEDIA page isn’t worth shit, cuz it is in another language, and wikipedia is the extent of my researching skills…but when a bitch is old and can afford a set of fake tits while squeezing her big vagina in a bikini bottom, it doesn’t matter what she does, whether she’s a stripper or a billionaires wife, she’s half naked in pictures and that’s what matters…

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2011

14

Nov

Someone’s Saying this is Selena Gomez Topless of the Day

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So someone sent me in this picture that they claim is of Selena Gomez leaked….My talents do not lie in recognizing or matching tits and face to celebrities…to me all bitches look the same, but I am pretty sure convinced there’s no fucking way this is of Selena Gomez, but instead some topless girl is trying to get her face out there pretending to be Selena Gomez, but since my talents don’t lie in recognizing and matching tits and face to celebrities, this very well could be her and I’m not about to miss that story, even if normal people don’t give a fuck about seeing Selena Gomez, because the majority of the people who end up on the site are hardly fucking normal…See I ran this pic by a girl I was with last night and her answer was “who cares” and I was like “shit, seriously, cuz I don’t care and really I spend too much time on this shit, it’s embarassing and almost gay, so to prove I’m still a man, I’m gonna jerk off to your facebook pics….instead of these Gomez pics”….

CLICK HERE TO SEE THE PICTURE THAT I AM 99% SURE IS NOT SELENA GOMEZ – CUZ THERE IS ALWAYS THAT 1%

Either way, we call this bitch launching her career, here are some pics of her overshadowing Beiber, it’s her marketing strategy…showing some cleavage, loving the scandals, attention money, and possibly sex but that’s just cuz Usher Raymond is there masturbating in the corner…

Posted in:Selena Gomez

2011

14

Nov

Mourning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I’m not drinking right now, but I feel like I should be. The internet is a boring fucking place.

Here’s some morning links….

This is What Rally’s Look Like in Russia – VIDEO
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Free Cam Shows Bring the Sexy on Monday Morning
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Stephy C Says Sexy Things
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Daisy Daniels is the Stuff Dreams Are Made Of
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TThe Vending Machine of the Future is Here – VIDEO
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Courtney Stodden = Still a Whore
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Live Cam Shows That Will Drive You While
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She’s Pounding Her Pussy Hard – VIDEO
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A History of Actresses Pegged to Play Linda Lovelace
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why the Fuck Won’t Oprah Winfrey Go Away?
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Posted in:MHD

2011

13

Nov

Katy Perry Busted as a Hack of the Day

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This is pretty representative…of the lies that are celebrities…and popstars…everything they do is bullshit…and they have no problem doing the bullshit because that’s how they get paid and because they have no souls…and realize they gave up authenticity when they signed onto this life…but when they get busted in their bullshit…it’s pretty fucking funny…I actually LOLed…and I never laugh…

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