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Jenna Ortega for the Beetlejuice Photocall of the Day

Kelly Brook From Big Titty Model to Big Back Model of the Day

Charli XCX for Demon Kim Kardashian’s Brand of the Day

Christina Aguilera and her Botox Face and Ozempic Body Get Slutty of the Day

Shannon Mcmullen is the Instagram Of The Day

2011

Oct

Sofia Vergara in her Bikini in Mexico of the Day

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Sofia Vergara was on vacation in Mexico…instead of living in Mexico…..she’s was sitting on a luxury resort poolside chair…instead of working the luxury resort cleaning up after guests while they are at their poolside chair….and the whole thing makes no sense to me…I see how hard some girls struggle to make rent….girls born here who have big tits and hot bodies….who aren’t even single moms….but for some reason Vergara made it with all odds against her and all I can assume is that her drug cartel relatives had ties with some powerful people who had dirt on other powerful people that could ruin them…making them cast their fellow Colombian…allowing her to take her big tits on vacation in Mexico like she wasn’t an immigrant without papers like a California mexican just a few years ago…and who cares…she’s half naked…in her 40s and her pics are better than my writing….enjoy…cuz I know she is…

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2011

Oct

Lindsay Lohan’s Looking Like a Crackhead and I Like It of the Day

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I have a soft spot in my empty soul for a few things in life, one of them being Lindsay Lohan since we are connected at the soul and have a one sided relationship, the other is addicts cuz I appreciate they passion and commitment, and the third being street hookers since I like cheap blowjobs…and these pics look like a great amalgamation of the three….

It has elements Lohan who was back when our one-sided love affair started, mixed nicely with addiction legs, addiction skin, addiction teeth, addiction hair, rocking the look of a street whore ready for action…only far more luxurious cuz this pussy has paparazzi following her around….

People are saying she’s on meth, I’m saying it is heroin, but i could just be pills or even crack…and it doesn’t matter, that crockpot, smorgasboard of amazing goes straight to her vagina, making it a colorful petridish of amazing…and I just wish she was one size smaller so that her lip stuck out the short leg….instead…I gotta look at the awkard fit and imagine….knowing one thing ….that she is perfection,

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2011

Oct

Sara Jean Underwood Oatmeal Wrestling of the Day

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Here’s some Ryan Seacrest pussy from Playboy turned marketing herself as a host on NERD TV cuz NERDS are loyal and they stay fans until they die, or more likely, until they turn themselves into robots that last forever thanks to all the advancements in technology….Sarah Underwood and she’s wrestling in a vat of Oatmeal…reminding me of the love I had for girls wrestling in Mud, Jello, Pudding and pretty much anything and everything that involved being wet, half naked, usually drunk while I was drunk, until going to a bar and actually witnessing one – realizing the bitches who agree to this kind of thing in real life…are bitches you’d rather not see ….so here she is living up the fantasy she’s created around herself….for nerds to feel like they will one day marry her…it’s weird…but this clip isn’t…it’s hot and I saw that cuz I’ve seen her naked and now what her vagina looks like bald…Good times.

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2011

Oct

George Clooney Premieres Stacy Keibler Out in Public of the Day

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George Clooney has decided to premiere his new pussy, Stacy Keibler, who happens to be hotter than his Italian pussy from Dancing with the Stars who aren’t stars cuz her claim to fame was fucking George Clooney…..

And the next thing about Stacy Keibler is that she comes in the form of an ex WWF wrestler who already did Dancing with the Stars, cuz she’s a leader bottom feeder, not a latch on bottom feeder like Canalis…. and her legs are long legs that give her the kind of body you would not associate with being wrestling body….I mean if pro wrestling women were actually about wrestling and not about giving people somethine to jerk off to in order for the whole experience to not be a gay thing….which I guess is also Clooney’s hope…cuz no one wants to question their sexuality….so they give us < a href="http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/index.php/2011/09/12/top-stacy-keibler-wrestling-videos-of-the-day" target="_blank"> SCENES LIKE THIS ….but then again…they also gave us Chyna ….who knows…who cares…

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2011

Oct

Selena Gomez is a Chola of the Day

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Here is Selena Gomez doing some promo for the EMAs….apparently she’s the host, which I can only asssume has to do with her fucking Justin Bieber and that kind of sex offense being something celebrated in Europe because Europeans are all perverts openly, as you keep your perversion to yourself as you masturbate to this bitch cuz she looks 12 and is showing some tit in a bra…the real sex offender is you…creep.

As a Martinez, I take offense to her mocking her Gomez roots…but that wouldn’t stop me from making her sex offend for me as I jerk off in the corner…if you know what I mean.

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2011

Oct

Ashley Tisdale Looking Amazing of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Ashley Tisdale looking her best and I am saying that because she is hiding her face and I have spent a few years of my miserable life ripping into her for being ugly and needing a head transplant cuz I’m a jerk….I only did it because I thought her winning some hottest starlet at some teen award was sending kids the wrong message….and I knew that it was just another Hollywood lie…that needed to be outted….I didn’t mean for it to give her a complex….because she’s fine looking as an everyday girl….she just chose to be a hollywood girl…and by hollywood standards she’s ugly….and needs to acknowledge that otherwise she’s just a liar and no one likes liars…right?

In a sick way, I like to hink I am resposnible for this complex…..but she was getting nose jobs long before I knew she existed….it’s just nice to feel relevant sometimes…

Here are the pics…

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2011

Oct

Model May Anderson’s Nude Pic Scandal of the Day

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May Anderson is a model who is probably best known for being in SI Swimsuit and Victoria’s Secret….I mean until today…where she’ll now be known for releasing some great nude, pornographic, bondage, vagina with dildo and anal beads, supermodel gone porno pictures, because lets face it, models love having their pics taken they are already practically pornstars, cuz there’s just a fineline between being naked for fashion, being naked, and being naked with bondage gear….not to mention all the photogs they hang with shoot this kind of shit for “ART” so when other people release this kind of thing, it’s a far bigger deal….Now everyone knows her name….

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2011

Oct

stepNEWS of the Day

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Here’s the latest news….it’s amazing….even better than the time you found out that I didn’t have AIDS…even though you had unprotected sex for over a decade with seedy bitches cuz you assumed it was just a gay disease…

Islanders Girl Wipes Out on Live TV
On a live shot from Nassau Coliseum an Islanders Ice girl loses her fight with gravity

Tanning Bed Peeping Tom Busted in MS
A reserve police officer is accused of secretly taping teenage girls using his private tanning bed, but was caught by the girls.

Seattle Superhero Reveals Identity
Seattle ‘Superhero’ Phoenix Jones revealed his true identity before a court hearing for an arrest when trying to break up a fight.

Cross-Dressing Robbers Steal Hangbags

McDonald’s Cashier Attacks Customers
http://www.redlasso.com/featured/mcdonalds-cashier-attacks-customers/

Pot-Shaped Candy Causes Controversy
http://www.redlasso.com/featured/pot-shaped-candy-causes-controversy-2/

Wal-Mart Heiress Arrested for DUI on Her Birthday
http://www.redlasso.com/featured/wal-mart-heiress-arrested-for-dui/

IndyCar’s Wheldon Dies in 15-Car Wreck – RIP Motherfucker

Chicago School FIght
A brutal Chicago school fight was caught on video

Haunted House Billboard Offends Neighborhood
A haunted house billboard is creating a racial controversy in a Western Pennsylvania neighborhood. The Hayloft owners say that it was unintentional.

Feds Bust Bowling Alley Escort Ring in Michigan
http://www.redlasso.com/local/feds-bust-bowling-alley-escort-ring/

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2011

Oct

Fat Christina Aguilera’s Fatness Does the Pumpkin Patch of the Day

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I love Christina Aguilera’s weight gain…not because I like fat chicks…or even because I like seeing tiny bitches everyone wanted to fuck, who everyone will still fuck cuz it is Aguilera, only they’ll do it with a little less bragging rights, since her body is the caliber of shit…but her star power still balances that shit out….making it worth it…but because I like seeing bitches give up and give into their emotions…

That said, I’m not sure if Aguilera is smuggling some pumpkins out of the pumpkin patch in her leggings, or if she’s just been eating too much pumpkin pie, but I do know she’s round as fuck and assume she’s doing some research on her Halloween costume to get accuracy, cuz it only makes sense she puts the slutty obvious costume away, and brings out the not so popular sexy pumpkin out…only cuz it ties in nicely with her body type..

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2011

Oct

Pregnant Beyonce Showing Off Tit of the Day

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I love the bullshit scandal about Beyonce faking her pregnancy….I don’t know why, maybe it is cuz it is such a ridiculous thing to do…even though I have my theories about Jay Z and her being business partners and not actually fuck partners….cuz Jay Z owns the right to Rihanna and according to Esquire she’s the sexiest bitch of 2011…so why would he bother with some fat has been trying to hold on….see I figure Beyonce just wants to maintain a relationship with her fried chicken, you know rekindle it like back when they sponsored her tour and she had an all access pass to their deep fried goodness, while getting press that she’s a mom, only to adopt a kid in 9 months and pretend it is hers….

The whole thing may be confusing, but I’m sure it is fact..but then again I’m a pretty paranoid person and I believe nothing…especially when the baby bump folds in half….and Beyonce’s the kind of girl who only fucks herself in front of the mirror while laying on a pile of diamonds…who knows…but more importantly…who cares…

Here she is busting out.

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