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2011

10

Oct

Mourning Hangover Dump of the Day

It is Canadian Thanksgiving, so I fucked some Turkey carcass with my mouth until I passed out in a drunk, woke up shit covered on my friend’s kitchen. No idea what happened, but I was full and there was a smile on my face…here are the stepLINKS the morning edition.

Stop Motion Tattoo is Kinda Awesome
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20 Sexiest Cheerleader Calendar Videos
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Because Monday’s Don’t Have to Make You Suicidal
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More of the Dumbest Stuff on Wheels
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Say Hello to LeAnna Decker
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I’d Like to Be All Over Sabrina
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LeAnn Rimes and Her Fake Tits Are Schooling The World on What’s Natural
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Some Live Web Came Shot Fun
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18 Year Old Gets Herself Off
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The 20 Sexiest College Cheerleader Squads of 2011
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The Evolution of Zach Moriis’s Cell Phone – VIDEO
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2011

07

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

I’m late for a drinking date – so follow me on twitter>……it’s equally depressing as the posts I put here…

Christina Aguilera Showing Some TIt
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Best Mugshot Accompanied By News Story of the Day
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Live Web Cam Sexiness
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Nutty Pug
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Charlize Theron Hotness in a Trailer
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Dog Afraid of JUlia Roberts Video
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Mel B Post Baby Tits!
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Kris Jenner Is A Shitty Mom: Exhibit 2,476
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LOL Cat Video of the Day – VIDEO
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Say Hello to Linds Roxx
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Steve Jobs’ Obituary (As Edited by Apple Auto-Correct)
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The 20 Sexiest College Cheerleader Squads of 2011
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Rachelle Leah Rocks The Short Shorts
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Miranda Kerr Is Doing It Right, So Very Right
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Free Cam Shows. MAke Your Weekend the Best It Can Be
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WTF Photo of the Day
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That Is One Giant Dildo
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50 Hottest Petite Women in Sports
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Marisa Tomei’s Awesome Tits
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How About Some Emma Stone
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Julia Roberts is Supposed to Be an Evil Queen But She Looks Fucking Ridiculous
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Ali Larter Knows How to Play Tennis
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How About Some Zoe Saldana
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Ginger Lea Has Big Fake Cans
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Occupy Show Business: A List Of Things We Should Boycott Right After We Take Down Wall Street
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day
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Eden Von Sleaze and Lexi Belle
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Reporters Interrupted By Crack Whore In The Best Way Possible
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How About Some Rachel Bilson
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Busty Teen Masterbates in the Bath
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Sophia Vergara Was On Sesame Street – VIDEO
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I Love a Hottie All in Black
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Girls Celebrate The 2012 Hooters Calendar @ Hotters in NYC
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Some Hot Brunette Self Shots
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THow About Some Rosario Dawson
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Amy is One Hot Blonde
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How About Some Ashley Green
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And More Rachel Bilson
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Some Football Cheerleader Sluts
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More Kardashian Jailbait in a Bikini
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Some Throwback Elvis Music
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Christina Aguilera Is A Complete Fucking Mess With Huge Boobs
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Melissa Satta Is So Fuckable In This Tiny Bikini, Yes?
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Kendall Jenner Sweet 16, Right On Track With Her Tight Body
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Hertz Rental Car Hates Muslims, And Why Not, It’s Costing Money.
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Flask, Hood, Shirt that will get you Laid cuz It Gets Me Laid…

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Slutty Cheerleaders for the Weekend
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Kate Upton Bikini Body Photoshoot….
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2011

07

Oct

Pippa Middleton’s Ass in a Tight Dress on a Rough Morning of the Day

It’s coming…I feel it coming….I know it’s coming….

If you read this site, I assume you don’t, cuz no one does and my traffic is on consistently on the drop because lets face it – i hate celebs and the only people who read this shit like celebs….leaving me in no mans land of the internet….

But if you read this site, then you’ll know I’m waiting for the timebomb in Pippa’s pants to go off when she realizes that she can get everyone’s attention too, she just has to act shocking and humiliating to the family, while be amazing to everyone else….and she’s starting to give us glimpsese of the goodness by looking like she’s been up all night getting fucked before running to work for her parents in a skimpy ass hugging dress….which is the gateway o her letting us watch her fuck…

It’s coming. I feel it.

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2011

07

Oct

Jojo Twitpics her Bra of the Day

I don’t understand why Jojo cropped out her face from these pictures, like she was a high school girl sexting for the first time, trying to protect her identity without realizing anyone who knows her will know it is her…especially when she posts the shit to her twitter….which is likely an attempt to get people to notice her again since she fell off the fucking map when she turned 18 and started dating black guys…but with this new album, she’s gonna make sure doesn’t fuck it up again…cuz this is her second chance to make something of herself….and everyone knows the best way to do that is half nakedness….I approve of this stratgy….

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2011

07

Oct

Ashley Greene’s Hard Body in a Bikini for Some Magazine of the Day

So Ashley Greene, the workout obessessed lie of a person who pretended be be a Christian when dating the Jonas brothers because it made for a good marketing campaign, it tied into their whole abstinence thing, but more importantly it secured her twilight ageed fanbase, decided to be real Christian and get half naked in a magazine, and I’m glad she doesn’t give a fuck about her faith, cuz this body is tight.

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2011

07

Oct

Rihanna’s Armani Striptease Video and a Shitty Bra Flash of the Day

Rihanna, the alleged teen prostitute from Barbados, who managed to leverage that into fame and fortune, who has finally decided she doesn’t like being a role model anymore, even though that paid all her fucking expenses and made her all this money….so she is tapping into her slutty roots, by testing the waters she’s already swam in, but it was another life ago, so now she’s taking it slow since she’s already on display everywhere…..and her self worth has always been evaluated by her naked or half nakedness…leading me to hope the slut actually blossoms into a slut and the sex tapes get released and until then, we’re just stuck with these bra flash pics and some shitty striptease videos for designer clothes and pretty much fucking on stage in her underwear every single concert…and since I’m easy to pleae, and I like seeing sluts find themself, this is good enough….if anything Rihanna is at her hottest now…

Here’s her Armani Short Striptease video……..

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2011

07

Oct

Shakira Shows Crossed Leg of the Day

Shakira Shakira reminds of a bitch who can shake her ass on youtube as she exploits her south american roots to make American trash feel cultured and open to new worlds…as long as those worlds involve serious ass gyrating…which is really all I care about when it comes to other cultures…fuck the food, music, it’s all about the women…and I blame National Geographic for that cuz in the 80s, those tribal pics were all I was able to jerk off to….

Here are some pics of her legs, crossed and ready to be uncrossed, but the paparazzi didn’t get the basic instint shot…what a waste.

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2011

07

Oct

Rachel Bilson’s Skinny Legs, Ankle Erotica of the Day

Rachel Bilson is some boring shit….But for some reason I like to celebrate her wasted celebrity because instead of taking advantage of her peak, she moved to a farm in Canada to be with her Star Wars cast memeber, only to come back years later, where the only erotica she gives us is some ankle, like we’re in a fucking muslim country, or the 1900s Amish community, and that kind of shit doesn’t do it for me, but I know somewhere out there, someone can’t get enough ankle, that’s his shit, so this is for him….while it is part of my campaign for her to step it the fuck up.

Here is a promo pic of her new show Hart of Dixie with her 5 foot 2 legs looking long and thin…

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2011

07

Oct

Katarzyna Lenart is Stripping for Politics of the Day

Katarzyna Lenart is a 23-year-old Polish student who wants to get in politics and she’s doing it the good old fashioned way….by stripping on Youtube.

I don’t speak Polish and I don’t really care to figure out much more to this story, because I don’t follow politics here, and forgot Poland was even a country inhabited by humans….I thought it was turned into a sanctuary for retired circus bears…you know the kind that balance on beach balls….

But I do respect, appreciate and encourage her tactics, cuz strippers always come out on top…I mean unless they go home with a serial killer…in which case they end up cut up on a pig farm or some shit…but you get what I’m saying…easiest publicity stunt in the fucking world….

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2011

07

Oct

Beyonce’s Baby Bumb Panty Erotica in the Countless Video of the Day

Beyonce tried to sex up or maybe play up her pregnant ass….in her new video for a song called Countdown, cuz that’s just the kind of kind she is, you know so in love with herself that the idea of having a kid of her own, is just too much for the bitch to deal with and grasp because she thinks it’s such a glorious thing for the world to have her spawn, so she celebrates the shit by showing off her panties, her bra, her tight outfits with some slutty dance for guys who like prenant bitches to jerk off to, and the nice thing is that her pregnancy is a great excuse gor her fatness….finally she can put that Popeyes stigma to rest….Racist.


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