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2011

04

Sep

Labor Day Birthing Videos to Celebrate Labor Day of the Day

It is a long standing tradition here at drunkenstepfather.com – that we celebrate labor day with the first 5 birthing videos we find – because lets face it – vagina being shredded apart with baby close up videos are the best way to celebrate the long weekend…I mean other than getting drunk and fucking college co-eds who are new to your city and in need of a tour….of your dick….but don’t get too close…cuz some girls lie about being into abortions and you may end up being the asshole cloth holder in one of these videos…trapped for life….

So here’s to new life to celebrate the end of summer and not being alloed to wear white…

Bi-Racial Home Birth….

A Painful Birth

A Purple Faced Baby with Lots of Fluid

Doggy Style Birth

The Close Up…

Vagina Never Looked so Scary….

Posted in:Labor Day

2011

02

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

Don’t tell a girl on facebook who lives down the street from you that you found by digging through facebook “let’s meat” if you ever want to actually fuck her. Cuz it will creep her out. Heads up.

Happy long weekend even though every day is the weekend for me….don’t die…I need the traffic cuz I’m dying….I’m also like a period – better late than never….except when it comes to showing up to parties…cuz people tend to insist I’m better never than late…they just invite me to be nice…..here are my stepLINKS….DRINK TIME.


Some Glee Gone Bad Domestic Abuse Pics By Some Lame Photog
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If You’ve Decided You Don’t Like Hearing Anymore and Want to Drive a Screwdriver into Your Ear Drums, This Should Help Motivate You
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100 Pictures of Hot Girls Tailgating….
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This Will Get You Laid…Cuz Girls Like Rugged Drunks…….
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Jet Skiing on the Street!!
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Bar Refaeli Whores Up Venice
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Jenner Jailbait Whoring Out
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Live Cam Shows to Make Your Weekend Better
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Stop Me If You’ve Heard This One: Lindsay Lohan is Mad Cause People Are Making Fun Of Her Again
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Close Call on a Motorcycle Holy Shit – VIDEO
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Well Hello There Hailey
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the Sexiest Twitter Pics You Will See All Day
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Happy Labor Day! A Gallery Of Hot Women In White Bikinis
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Elisabetta Canalis’ Booty Belongs In Spandex
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WTF Video of the Day – 4 Year Old Driver in China – VIDEO
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Audrina Patridge Should Really Only Do This Forever
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Free Cam Shows, Because It’s Gonna Be a Cheap Ass Weekend
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When Its a Girls Only Night, Things Get Sexy – VIDEO
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Looking Good Sweetheart
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35 Most Eligible Sports Hotties
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AnnaLynne McCord Nipple Peek
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Keira Knightley is in This Photoset and Still Looking Bang Worthy
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Emma Stone is as Sexy as Ever
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Ice T Lost His Cool at LAX
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Christina Aguilera Lost, Like, a Bajillion Dollars* on Her House *estimated
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How About Some Bikini Babe Hotness
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A Whole Gallery of Asian Hotties
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Lady Gaga is Still Gross
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Slutty GIF Will Make Your Day
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Faye is Slutty on Video
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Dirty Illustrations are Awesome
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Miranda Kerr is Sexy on the Runway
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Sharon Sure Loves That Dildo
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Crazy Fucking Hail Storm – VIDEO
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This Chick is Like an Asian Doll – VIDEO
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And Here’s Some Megan Fox
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Parkour Cat WTF – VIDEO
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Petra is Stripping Outdoors
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Marisa Tomei is Still Sexy
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Say Hello to Hotties
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Heather Morris Has a Domestic Violence Photoshoot
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Amanda Seyfried is Busty and Leggy
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Some Hot German Bitch Enjoying Some Water Sports
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How Fucking Bad Ass Is This?
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Coco Dresses Up For LAX Security
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Audrina Patridge Or Her Mom? Both Have Big Tits And Here They Are
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Jojo Shows Off Her Young Girl Cleavage And Some Nice Fuck Me Boots
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Miranda Kerr Boring Runway Pictures
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Some Kate Winslet Bra Dress
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

02

Sep

Jennifer Garner Flashing Panties of the Day

Here are some pictures of serial mom Jennifer garner showing off her panties….

This could have been erotic if it wasn’t pictures Jennifer Garner….

She’s just not hot. If anything she’s the kind of homely bitch who always looks dirty…like she has an ass that smells like feces and sweat…You know like the bitch in my housing project who doesn’t shower or change her clothes, cuz she’s too busy getting knocked up by various black dudes for the government welfare credits she gets having more kids…..only the Hollywood version…..so seeing her underwear almost makes me sick….even though I love dirty panties, but more importantly even though I know they are clean thanks to her team of housekeepers….I just never found her hot…and seeing her pregnant in a thong doesn’t turn me on like it should…it repulses me….

There’s something about her loving showing her ass she’s done it before … and I call that being a slob, disheveled and unware and here are her panties, cuz they are funny…

Posted in:Jennifer Garner

2011

02

Sep

Ali Larter in Leggings of the Day

I may have been wrong about this Ali Larter bitch….because I called her out for having fake tits put in during her pregnancy so that she could blame the pregnancy for her new tits, cuz she never had tits and girls with no tits are always sensitive about that shit but based on these working out to lose the baby weight pics….it looks like she also lost them tits….making everything I thought about her a figment of my imagination….Crazy.

Posted in:Ali Larter

2011

02

Sep

Vanessa Hudgens Showing Bra of the Day

Here’s dumpy part time self-shot porn peddler, part time actor, part time lesbian, part time front to a gay guy for media attention cuz she was owned by Disney, Vanessa Hudgens….and she’s wearing workout gear which I assume is in response to all the teasing and renaming of her to Vanessa Pudgens, cuz you know she reads my site, at least her legal team does, cuz they always email me such nicely writen threats that I intrepret as love letters and poetry to praise our relationship….cuz that’ real love….but then again I drink alot, I’m confused, and often times dillusional…FUN.

Posted in:Vanessa Hudgens

2011

02

Sep

Hilary Duff Pregnancy Watch of the Day

I like keeping track of Hilary Duff’s pregnancy…you know there’s just something about hormonal changes and the inability to get knocked up cuz she’s already knocked up that tickles my fucking prostate, wakes it up, and reminds it to go back into semen production….

Posted in:Hilary Duff

2011

02

Sep

Blake Lively Hot on Set of the Day

Here’s some Blake Lively on set…possibly rocking some month old Leo sperm insider her vagina cuz it’s the fashion accessory of the year for this fashionista….you know celebs don’t use condoms only pussies use condoms..and you also know obsessed fans who end up in the industry who finally get their seduction on an lock down a top dog aren’t washing that shit out….in hopes that it’ll stick and he’ll have to answer her calls for life…Women.

Posted in:Blake Lively

2011

02

Sep

Marilyn Manson’s Shia Lebeouf Directed Video With Nudity of the Day

I don’t know why I am posting this bullshit….I assume it’s got tits in it….because I know it isn’t cuz I buy into the concept…if anything I can’t stand the obvious smut that this is…and I mean not the good kind of smut but the actual smut that should be illegal because it taints the world….on some Lady Gaga is about equally authentic to this shit…

It’s on some student film, Shia LeBeouf, cry for media attention, trying to incorporate all things shocking, cuz maybe people will notice me and recognize me for the artist I am….bullshit….I can’t stand….

It’s almost as obvious as the time I took an art class with a pregnant teacher and I decided to paint a dead baby….cuz I hated her…only at least my bullshit mockery of “artistic impression” subtly told bitch to fuck herself if she didn’t give me an A….while this is making a mockery of people for buying into it….Oh well.

We’re all doomed…I stopped watching early on and I advise you use mute. I just hate this plastic, obvious, crap….but I guess I have no say in these things….ENjoy.

Posted in:Marilyn Manson

2011

02

Sep

Kim Kardashian’s Honeymoon Video of the Day

This staged pig in a bikini honeymoon for a fake wedding video is hilarious….just two large and irrelevant sized people, making money off the public interest, frolicking in the water half naked, to sell to partner publications like E and Instyle, to keep the well-oiled bullshit machine well oiled….and it’s beyond me why they exist, but it is funny that they do exist…and here’s some Animal Planet worthy shit…enjoy….

Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2011

02

Sep

Analynne McCord Riding a Bikini in a Bikini of the Day

Here’s Anus Lynne on a bike in a white bikini looking a little dumpy in her lower body…maybe that’s why she’s on the bike…but I think it has more to do with her trying to get noticed on the set of her shitty show that is hardly a show but a time filler on some shitty network that doesn’t have enough programming to fill up the day….but that doesn’t matter, what matters is that she gets sent back to where she came from, after everything levels out and goes back to the way it should, when the show gets cancelled and when the paparazzi and the public get impressed by people with actual talent and want to follow those people instead of the useless bottom feeding sluts….

Who knows…but she’s in a bikini…and sometimes that’s enough…actually that’s always enough.

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Posted in:Analynne McCord