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2011

01

Sep

Jessica Albas Post Baby Weight of the Day

Here are some Alba milk filled titties…all empty in the uterus…but still ravaged in the vagina…assuming she gets celebrity c-sections…cuz a little scar is easier to hide in a bikini than a meaty fucking cunt….as you know she’sll try to make a comeback and be that bitch on all fours showing vagina she once was…only now she’ll have to get naked to stay competitive….and interesting…which will be a nice change of pace for people like me who have always wanted to see her naked…I just have a thing for Mexicans who pretend they aren’t mexican, especially when they are hot and hollywood, even with their babyweight…. You know how it is.

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2011

01

Sep

Vanessa Pudgens Hiding Her Pudge of the Day

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Here are some pictures hiding her stomach that I was sure she was doing on purpose because she got all fat and uninteresting…..all turned into a lesbian who is petitioning lesbian marriages and lesbian babies and there’s nothing wrong with that…I just don’t really wanna fuck that….but then I saw these pics of her Showeing her Midriff and I realized I’m wrong about her….she’s just a big question mark…oh the mystery of a girl who was once 17 and taking naked pics of her unshaved pussy for attention…after dating a gay dude and working for Disney….So many layers to Pudgens and I’m not just talking about her belly fat…BOOM.

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2011

01

Sep

Kim Kardahsian’s Fat Belly of the Day

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Porno Sex Tape Star Kim Kardashian, if you can really call her that, I mean after seeing the SEX TAPE a couple dozen times as I like to be reminded how much of a whore a whore is, she’s hardly staring in shit, but mainly just laying there….I mean I think she’s more a media whore, and the sex tape was just a product of that to project her into this phony public life people care about, in some weird fucking phenom I’ll never understand, partially cuz she’s uninteresting but mainly cuz she’s fat.

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2011

01

Sep

Dane Cook’s Young Bikini Clad Cameltoe of the Day

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I am a comedy snob. I don’t know why. Maybe it is because I don’t find anything funny and I don’t laugh…or maybe it is because I’m not impressed when I see assholes making stupid dick and fart jokes night after night like I’m watching a repeat scripted performance that they’ve practiced in front of the mirror 100 times before performing it live 100 times….just once I’d like to see a comedian just fucking wing it and be funny without vomiting out rehearsed shit…

I am also a hater of all things mainstream, popular, and frat boy….

So I don’t hate Dane Cook for being a huge success in the college scene cuz people are idiots and like everything their friends tell them to. He’s really successful doing his bullshit…But I don’t think he’s funny….

And funny or not, he gets groupie pussy, for just being Dane Cook….now I’m not sure if this girl is actually a handicap, but she looks like she could be, all young with her camel toe and as someone who’s down with fucking handicaps cuz they can’t communicate the words “no” in all their gurgles and yawns so it’s not rape.

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2011

01

Sep

Hilary Duff Pregnant Text and Bike Rider of the Day

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Pretty risky shit for a pregnant chick to be texting and riding….you know one wrong turn and baby be gone…this is not the most highly recommended home abortion method…but it is pretty effective if done right…crazy bitch makes me want to smell her seat…I’m sure those budding placenta producing lady parts, all baby filled and hormonal make for some interesting smells….

Homegrown abortion aside…I’m loving her ass….

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2011

01

Sep

Katherine Heigl Panty Flash of the Day

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I fucking hate Katherine Heigl because she looks like a serious cunt. She just has that kind of face you’d want to knock the fuck out if you could get passed her security….

You know one of those fat chicks who thinks she is better than she actually is all because some asshole decided to give her work, make her millions, leading to this diva shit that looks like it was supposed to be sitting behind a desk, working menial job cuz she has no personality, eating snack food all day in anticipation for her night of cuddling with her cat watching reruns of friends….all lonely and depressing….at least that’s what her body looks like…but instead is walkign the streets acting like spoiled brat…and in these pictures flashing panties that no one should see because she’s disgusting…but instead that people are masturbating to cuz it’s all marketing…I mean shit…some poor fucker knocked this bitch up and married her….that shoulda never happened….all marketing..

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2011

01

Sep

Constance Jablonski Food Fetish with Titties for Vogue of the Day

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I love models…I’m not so into the eating part of this shoot though…because a big reason why I love models is because of the not eating part but I have confidence that the second they were done being erotic with food in a see through shirt….that she spat it up…cuz otherwise she wouldn’t be my kind of model…she’d be a high metabolism, high energy, outgoing model…and those are the hardest ones to chase down back alleys….I need starved, crazed and weak from starvation, medicated and lathargic…it’s really the only way to catch a model and fuck a model….

All that to say, seeing her getting dirty like eating fruit like she’s eating wet pussy is fucking erotic…and this Constance Jablonsk is amazing…I’ve even posted her amazing tits in a car before …that’s how much I like her….

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2011

01

Sep

Jessica Lowndes Showing Some Tit on Set of the Day

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I don’t actually consider working 9021 being on set…it’s more like getting paid to commit career suicide on camera because it was the only gig willing to give you work because you can’t act for shit but you sucked the right producer dick….you know to get the prestige of being on TV even if being on TV is actually being on the worst possible show concept on TV….not that it matters, cuz she’s showing her little tit cleavage and I like it….

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2011

01

Sep

Do You Smoke Hot Chick Prank of the Day

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I call bullshit on this….I just feel like the smoke coming out of the truck is some after effect…because no dude would do this to a girl in a bikini, they’d rather try to fuck the bitch….but it does serve her right for smoking…because smoking women are fucking disgusting….it just reminds me of a gutter french trash trailer park pregnant bitch making dinner or some shit…not that it matters…it is still doing the internet rounds…it’s a few days old…but new to me….Enjoy. Cuz even if it is fake…it’s nice to see chicks get a little mistreated cuz they sure as hell mistreat you….

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2011

01

Sep

Mourning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I’ve got a new hobby of meeting girls off the internet and it has proven to be amazing, entertaining, insane, erotic, annoying, dirty, awkward, scary and above all funny…..

I’m gonna do a cross country meeting girls off the internet tour.

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