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Ava Louise Simulates a Dick Suck in a MAGA Hat of the Day

Rebecca Black Tits Bouncing because It’s Friday of the Day

Joey King Plays the Next Gen Z Hot Chick of the Day

2011

Sep

Kelly Brook For Peta of the Day

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Here’s a photoshopped to shit picture of Kelly Brook for PETA, because Kelly Brook, who I am sure I could pull up a few dozen pictures of her in leather if I really took the effort to bother….but luckily I don’t need that to prove she’s full of fucking shit…I just need the PETA name to remind me that this is a low level publcity stunt…getting naked for a lesbian organic vegan farmer cause…withouth actually getting naked…or showing any clit even though I like how her pussy sticks its tongue out at us when she does get naked and she does that for no cause…making this PETA cash grab all the more confusing, annoying, cock teasing and bullshit….but you can see part of her tit and I’m sure that’s pornographic enough for you…

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2011

Sep

Lohan Mom/Daughter Fetish of the Day

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I’ve always had a mom daughter fetish. There’s nothing better than the those fetish porn videos of older ladies who pretend to be the mom’s of younger girls they are teaching how to suck dick on older men….I used to know a guy who fucked a mom and daughter duo, he started out fucking the mom, then he started fucking the daughter, then the mom found out and set up a threesome in what he said was the weirdest experience ever, but that I thought was so wrong, it was right..even though he was probably lying…

I used to go to a strip club where a mom and daughter duo used to do a stage dance and lap dances together cuz it made them more money…the mom basically encouraged her daughter into stripping to pay her way through school and at 18, she followed her mom’s lead…and I loved every minute of it….comparing the vagina with the vagina it came out of….

Because I think a mom teaching her daughter everything from cooking, cleaning, laundry, to other valuable life lessons, why not teach them out to suck fucking dick, passing on the family traditions like it was a artisanal trade or some shit…it just makes sense…even though society may think it is wrong….and by society I don’t mean the Lohans, cuz I know this duo whore together, do blow together, get drunk together, fuck producers together, fuck the media together, cuz the Lohan women and their dysfunction is genius, in another league of insanity….and the damage beneatht he surface makes these pics so hot…cuz you know so much has gone on with these two and I’m sure it wasn’t always clothed…

So Hot…

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2011

Sep

Mel B Post Pregnancy Weight Doing Errands of the Day

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Here are some new mom who was already a mom nipples I once jerked off to when the Spice GIrls first hit MTV with their single that featureed Mel B’s hard nipples back before the internet brought porn into my life and I didn’t have to resort to MTV for masturbation material… before she was a mom but still rockin’ wild nipples…

These new mom who was already a mom nipples who were once just hard nipples in a music video…with a mind of their own nipples…are entertaining nipples…even when leaving Walmart or CVS doing errands like the immigrants I saw fighting over a bin of maxi pads with their kids in tow last night….and there’s everything erotic about that.

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2011

Sep

Kim Kardashian’s Tight Dress of the Day

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I hate on Kim Kardashian for being fat all the time, only because she’s got a dumpy body and she’s all smoke and mirrors.

I bring up the fact that she’s a pornstar because of her sex tape that launched her career, only because the general public eat up her bullshit, like she eats up cake at the all you can eat dessert cart, or even as much as she eats up all that black man urine, and I like to remind everyone of the truth…the inspired by Paris Hilton to be the next Paris Hilton truth, that has made her 100 million dollars or more….doing this hustle…when really she should be in the back VIP Room, hip hop dancing, snorting lines off black hip hop cock…living off her trust fun, not providing for the other trust fund trash….but the truth is that Kim Kardashian has made me over 1000 dollars…which is like a million dollars to the average guy by comparisson….so she has provided for me too and for that I got no choice but to love her and apprecaite her body of work…even if I don’t really appreciate her body…or her work….who cares…

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2011

Sep

Heidi Klum’s Crossed Legs of the Day

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Heidi Klum should have practiced this stance when she was in the bedroom, or really any room with Seal, because it would have kept her body in prime condition, instead of her excessive breeding, making an army of her own beige colored babies….I mean that or letting dude cum in her ass, face, anywhere but inside her…unless of course this army of her own beige colored babies was all part of her plan…and not just an accidental product of her creepy German bondage sex acts and pro-life political stance…but baby or not, I’d love to pry these babies apart….and bury myself in it….

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2011

Sep

Alicia Silverstone Post Clueless Pics of the Day

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Lookin’ Good Alicia Silverstone….I mean I was never really into her paralzyed half of her face…but people used to love her….she was in music vidoes and movies…and the truth is that I’d take that Clueless bitch over this bag lady looking, much older, fatter, uglier mom on her way to some lesbian knitting club cuz she denounced dick after her husband left her for an actual hot bitch, and not a memory of a hot chick he married, a memory she made him have, thanks to her whole getting older and letting herself go on him, something he didn’t knowhe was signing up for…..at marriage…reminding us that sometimes dying or disappearing at 27 is good for the general public’s perception physical appearance….

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2011

Sep

Hilary Duff Pregnancy Watch of the Day

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I like to document Hilary Duff’s pregnancy partially because pregnancy is so awesome that I saw a scared looking indian dude at Walmart yesterday buying 250 dollars worth of baby food for a kid that wouldn’t stop screaming with a wife who looked haggard and disgusting and wrecked bodied thanks to that pregnancy….which would explain why the only other item in his cart was a box of fucking condoms…but mainly because she’s wearing tight pants and her pregnancy and ass make me want to shove my tongue so far up her twat I can taste her placenta….but I’m just weird like that….

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2011

Sep

stepNEWS of the Day

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I love the news…Part of me wishes I was out there making news, or at least capturing it on video like this dude did when he say a Shoplifter in Vancouver Getting Restrained by the Store Owner

But I’m more into sitting on my soiled couch too lazy to get off…in more ways than you’d probably want to know…..

Here’s some more news….that could be you if you were dumb enough to do idiot shit…

Caught on Tape: Bus Driver Watched Kids Fight
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NY Tutor Facing Sex Charges
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Woman fired for donating kidney to son scared to take job back
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Former Red Sox pitcher Curtis Leskanic busted for DUI
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Obama bumper sticker led cops to suspect
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Philly TV anchor reacts to Kardashian wrath
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2011

Sep

Mourning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Last night I celebrated vagina. Not that I got vagina, because the cocktease was married but I still like to drink for vagina and today I celebrate a hangover.

Someone wrote into me telling me that all my jokes are repetitive and tired, but the sad thing is that I’m never quite joking….that’s the sad truth….my life is just one bad broken record of poverty hell…..good times….

here’s some shit going on on the rest of the internet….while I regain my composure and forget all the things I should be embarrassed about…

Free Cam Shows, You’ll Love It
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The Situation Is Retarded, Right? So He Should Be Able To Get Away With This…
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Kourtney Kardashian Seeks Plastic Surgeon For Her 2 Year Old Kid.
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The French Sluts Are Here! The French Sluts Are Here!
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Iryna Storozhuk: That’s Quite The Mouthful There
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Guaranteed To Make You Squirm. Guaranteed!
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Avril Lavigne Encourages Child Labor
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100 Sake Bomb Dominos! – VIDEO
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NFL Week 1 Power Rankings: Hot Cheerleader Edition
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Say Hello to Hayden Hayes
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This Guy is a Dancing Ninja
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Hey There Layla
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Amanda Seyfried Thinks You’re All Homos
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Live Web Cam Hotties
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Blonde Girlfriend Fuckers Herself
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Well Hello There Kristina
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Some Real Housewives of DC Idiots Tried to Pull Some Kidnapping Hoax or Something
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