Here are some pictures of Naomi Campbell all taped up and tied down for the fetishists and those of you in the KKK….who remember the good old days when this lead to being tied behind a truck when your racist little dick was done with her….because you’re fucking sick….
I think it is funny that they’re playing on the fact that she’s a total cunt who anyone has ever been with her has wanted to do this to her…only they couldn’t because being that total cunt she’s runs the fucking show…and only lets people around her who control her…except when getting paid….which clearly she is….
Halle Berry has this beach thing half right….maybe she just likes doing things in halves…you know half black, half a parent, half honest about her half assed career that go way more attention pretending, or at least exploiting the fact that she had a black dad for 4 years of her life….the only thing she’s got right are her perfectly round and amazing tits….you see cuz she’s on the beach…which is a good move, and she’s wearing a bikini which is also a good move…but she’s covering it up in some ridiculously mormon looking dress which is the half wrong part….what a fucking waste.
I’m making a habit of documenting Hilary Duff’s uterus fatness, because I’m as shocked as the next guy about this whole pregnancy, not cuz girls who grow up before their time thanks to pervert executives and their de-virginizing fingers always like to start families of their own to exploit as they don’t know how to actually love, but think they do, cuz actors are good at lying….see she’s already rich and established in her career, she’s used to all the media attention and most importantly she’s married…I’m just shocked cuz I’m convinced her husband is a homojock who only does her up the ass….explaining all the muscles she developed post marrying him…making me think this may be someone else’s baby but I’ve been wrong about these things before….
When all is said and done it’s nice to know that you can’t knock her up if ever you had the chance to date rape her, since she’s already pregnant, even though she’s the kind of girl you’d want to knock up cuz she comes with the good life.
Here are some pictures are Whitney Port in slutty ripped shorts like some kind of teenage runaway looking for some food, or to suck some dick for her next fix….you know all skinny, unemployed, possibly dirty with what I can only imagine is a smelly twat, not that I have any evidence of that…but then I’m reminded she’s a rich kid who made money doin’ some TV shit and working the streets isn’t where she’s at yet….if anything it’s all gonna work out famously for her as her name will be enough of a hook to get a job, and in 5 years everyone will forget her….here are her shorts..
I have a thing for Cheryl Cole…mainly because she’s a hot bodied piece of trash from the UK covered in prison tattoos who I want to fuck….and it’s nice to see that she’s made the move from servicing people, to getting people to service her…I wonder what her assistant is picking up to get out of her way, I’m thinking it was insignificant she’s just into telling a bitch what to do…you know after spending a huge part of her life having dudes tell her what to do with her throat….and who cares…she’s getting into movies now…so we’ll see more of her…hopefully naked…where someone with her level of celebrity needs to be in breaking into this new scene…
Elisabetta Canalis holding onto her low level celebrity for fucking George Clooney by doing DWTS is pretty expected….and definitely not funnier than the thought of Chaz Bono doing dancing with the stars. I figure they should pair her up with Lacey Schwimmer since she’s the most sexually ambiguous of the crew, you know with all her thickness….I mean sure she’s got big tits but that don’t mean she doesn’t have dick….you know just like Chaz Bono….but this isn’t about a tranny weirdo…this is about some slutty Italian whore I love looking In her Bikini or Flashing some nipple ….
….only instead of bikinis and nipples she’s in a sport’s bra…showing off stomach and it’s lovely…cuz we’ll be seeing more of her in motion…even though she’s old and damaged goods…
Here’s the news…I figure we all need a dose of enslaving our employees, I mean it is the recession and we need to make the most of the people we’re paying, you know why treat them well when so many more desperate people are eager to get work…so eager they wouldn’t tell one you when you enslave them….and if that’s not good for you…then maybe the teacher named Cinnamon who fucked her students is more your thing….because the name Cinnamon wasn’t enough of a red flag you know stripper names mean….sexual deviants….and I threw in some other shit too….Enjoy.
VA Man Busted Looting Liquor After Hurricane
A Virginia Beach man was confronted about looting liquor from a beach home and gave a tearful apology.
When she’s not stepping on her boyfriend’s head during to save herself during Tsunamis. Petra Nemcova is dressing up in maid uniform fetish gear, with some vintage pantyhose goodness for trailers of shit I have no interest in watching unless it is on mute for no reason other than that I’m an unsupportive asshole and hate cock tease….It’s like show us your vagina bitch or fuck off….fetish maid uniforms are better than regular clothes but nothing beats naked and spread eagled…
I drank a bottle of bourbon last night. Bourbon is my new friend. It turns me into some kind of back woods cowboy who rapes pigs when not working the mine….It’s a good thing…just not for my asshole…because unfortunately last night, I was that pig…
Here are some morning links….
BBoy Battle That is Pretty Impressive and This is Coming From Someone That Thinks Breakdancing is Stupid – VIDEO FOLLOW THIS LINK
I hate fat chicks…I’m married to one and everytime I look at her I want to throw up….It’s like women aren’t supposed to ever look like this…and that’s coming for a fat dude…but for some reason…dudes still hit on her, even when she’s struggling to breathe, and rolling around on her medical scooter and it makes no fucking sense to me….it’s like do they not have fucking eyes, do they not fear getting close to all those hard to wash body parts, are they just curious cuz they’re bored of their fit normal sized wife….I just don’t know…but I do know that fat chicks are a fucking fetish and I have no idea why…I don’t think it’s a hip hop thing…I think it’s a twisted thing and here are a bunch of fat girl youtube videos people have masturbated to….unforunately youtube is filled with fat girl videos so there are a lot and digging these were horrible…because I got enough fat chick here and I’ve had enough fat chick…to last me a fucking lifetime…
This one’s less of a video and more of a slideshow…..
Chatty, Whinning Fat Black Chick who’s been working out for 5 months very badly
Some Bitch I’ve Never Heard of Who Makes Money off her Fat tits…
Another Famous Fatty Rubbing Herself Down…
Weird….
How about a pro fat chick bikini shoot
And Another Fat Girl Playing with her belly…
Fat Girl Weighing Herself Cuz She’s Trying to Get Fat….
Fat Girl Rubbing Herself Down and Weighing Herself…
Sometimes a scale is all I need to see when a fat bitch weighs herself…
