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Old Lady Heidi Klum Tries and Delivers but is Still Boring of the Day

2011

Aug

Bar Refaeli’s Bikini for Agua Bendita’s 2012 Swimwear Collection

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Bar Refaeli’s pretty much is in her element…doing her thing she does best…you know showing off her hot body in a bikini…as she’s been doing for pretty much her entire post puberty life…making millions looking pretty substantial for some company called Agua Bendita’s 2012 campaign….

It’s like watching my wife in her element, you know eating her face off and rolling around in her own shit like the pig that she is…only substantially better…

It’s like me watching myself drink my face off and making a fucking fool of myself in some alcohol schizophrenic induced hallucination…only substantially better…

I guess what it comes down to is that Bar Refaeli is just substantially better, but you already knew that…

I’m not sure if these are all Bar, I am bad at identifying people…but you probably know…so figure it out useless…

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2011

Aug

Amber Tamblyn and David Cross Get Enganged of the DAy

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I don’t do celebrity gossip here, but funny man David Cross, who you may know from his comedy special, but likely know from Arrested Development, and who I actually find funny, despite hating comedy is engaged to Amber Tamblyn, who despite being known for kids movies, is actually pushing 30…

She’s a chunky bitch I’ve never done a post on before and figured I’d throw up some pictures, since she looks like she was thrown up by a vagina and managed to grow up into a human…I’m just kidding…she’s not that bad looking…she’s kinda cute, just a little chunky, boring, not naked, which is probably what you’d look for in a girl you propose to because let’s face it hot and wild girls are nothing but fucking head aches…always worrying about what they are putting in their slutty, free spirited pussy when you’re not around, cuz you know that’s how she ended up with you…all tits out and down to fuck…

If you know what I mean….

Either way, here’s a bit of a picture retrospective on her…why the fuck not…

Here she is younger and tighter…

Here she is when she didn’t figure out how to cover up what was probably her first pregnancy….that was never reported….cuz no one knows who she is….

Here she is in black…cuz black is sliming especially after months of starving herself due to the feedback she got on her previous dress…

Here she is…a vision in green…like a traffic light…or tennis ball…excited to stand out cuz she’s happy and figured out how to cover up her gut and show off her tits..happily on the pill and all hormonal after that pregnancy scare that lead to depression and starving herself we saw just saw.. wow this Amber chick’s been on quite the ride….

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2011

Aug

Daisy Lowe Naked in Playboy of the Day

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Here is Daisy Lowe in Playboy pics…

I avoid posting Playboy pics – cuz those motherfuckers sue hard when you do…but I figured I couldn’t resist posting pics of Gwen Stefani’s stepdaughter she didnt know she had when she got married to the bi-sexual/homosexual/tranny fucker Gavin Rossdale…assuming that he hadn’t cum in a pussy based on his sexual history and love of her muscles…..cuz there’s just so many layers of funny….

She’s some UK hipster trash with a trust fund cuz she’s getting paid off for being that illegit child….and getting work for being a low level celebrity scandal…and I guess now she’s getting officially naked for magazines…cuz she’s on her own quest of fame…and lets face it…with a body like this…she is better off naked…

I’m probably in love but that could just be my erection talking…

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2011

Aug

Lara Stone’s Ass in a Bikini of the Day

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Lara Stone is a model who has been NAKED in photoshoots enough for these ass crack pics to not be exciting, not that ass crack pics are every really exciting, you know since the top of an ass almost always lacks personality, especially with a saggy bathing suit hanging off it, and ever more especially cuz she’s got tons of nude pics of her floating around making this shit pretty obsolete…I’m just posting it cuz when she married her Comedian husband David Williams from Little Britain, they put a media block on all pictures published, resulting in lawyers and lawsuit threats for pictures that weren’t even this erotic…which is hardly erotic…making me seriously hate the cunt and her ego that makes her put media blocks on her honeymoon like she was the fucking royal family…bitch needs to get a fucking grip.

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2011

Aug

Sara Jean Underwood Showing Some Tongue Like a Whore of the Day

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Sarah Jean Underwood is all hype right now…at least on the internet…because she does nerd shit half naked…and has an archive of nude pics the nerds who use the internet can gross reference for masturbation even though I see nothing but a scamming bottom feeding whore who got naked to get ahead, dated Seacrest to get ahead, got a gig on G4TV to get a head and now gets half naked to get ahead…it is some clever shit that makes her serious money and is more fun than stripping….you know less abusive a lie on herself that is easier to live with than really officially whoring out for 10 dollars a song…and I guess more girls with few talents but a great body should follow her lead……and I’ll follow her VAGINA ….but I’ll settle for tongue…

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2011

Aug

Brooke Hogan and her Bikini isn’t the Manliest Thing Hulk Was Gay For of the Day

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So I checked out Brooke Hogan’s twitter because I heard that her mom Linda came out saying that Hulk and Brutus the Beefcake were gay lovers…which is really shocking since they half nakedly and greased up in spandex used to rub each other down aggressively…in what looks like gay foreplay to me….

She didn’t mention how she’s the biggest dick her dad ever sucked off…but she did post this from some boat she’s on filming some shit movie about sharks:

“Paparazzi get pretty crazy… Just make me look skinny boys lol”

But I was more into this tweet:

I would like to fill a pool up with ice cold, carbonated soda and jump in nakey. I’m so hot.

Cuz white trash never felt so good…dreams of carbonated soda naked baths in the kiddie pool in the trailer park that she’ll never experience cuz her dad was a smart enough homosexual biker to make millions doing what he loved….being half naked and creased up with other men….

Who cares…everyone’s faggot.

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2011

Aug

Lindsay Lohan’s Surfing Diversion of the Day

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Here’s Lohan’s latest diversion from the “Quartz and Meteor Dust” purchase last week that got followed up with a see through shirt and a bloody photoshoot and now this….a day of surfing…maybe she’s trying to look healthy, cuz obviously the public hasn’t seen that scene in Point Break with the meth surfers, but Lohan alwayslooks like someone who is more into surfing cock if it’s covered in heroin….

I’m just disappointed this didn’t end in a shark attack, cuz I’m ready for lohan to end like her career did a few years ago….I’m an asshole like that.

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2011

Aug

Jennifer Love Hewitt Trying to Seduce with a Blue Bra of the Day

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This is Jennifer Love Hewitt attempting to be sexy….You know cuz she pays the paparazzi to follow her around to stay relevant during her fatness…. but she’s both prude, boring and annoying enough that no dude, no matter how into what she once was or not, will marry her, despite how bad she wants to get married….even though she’s Jennifer Love Hewitt….

So the best she can do is drop a little bra she strategically chose to do this in her shirt….cuz she’s got nothing else really going for her except maybe the ability to eat a lot….you know now that she’s old and fat and her tits are just a fragment of what they once were…cuz there’s no real joy in fat chick tits…they kinda just blend into the fat…and those tits were her major selling point….but now she’s just a mom body at a mom age without a baby…unless she’s got secrets she keeps in her basement she’s not telling us about….

Who cares…I am just amazed I’m posting barely there cleavage and a bra…when I’m far more perverted and sleazy than this.

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2011

Aug

Julia Roberts Finally yet Unfortunately in a Bikini of the Day

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I think Julia Roberts follows me on TWITTER cuz just a couple of weeks ago I wrote something saying we need more Julia Roberts paparazzi pics. This stemmed from finding out she spent 2 months in Montreal, the not very big city I live in, and not one person saw her outside the film crew filming her movie…..She didn’t tour the city, she didn’t leave her room, she was no where to be found…not drunk, flashing pussy, acting like the married mom she both looks like and is….

Then all of a sudden, after two years not in the paparazzi, these bikini pics surface, and I say, send her back to her reclusive life, cuz there’s a reason far deeper why she hasnt been half naked in public and that’s the body you’re gonna look at when clicking the link….

I guess this is a classic – be careful what you wish for….I should have been smarter and aimed higher like wishing for hard cash and not this pig in her bikini…but I guess it is all part of sucking at life….

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2011

Aug

Ashley Tisdale’s Ass in Tight Pants of the Day

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I just realized that if you stare at Ashley Tisdale’s ass and just her ass….you know ignore everything else about her…especially her face…she’s actually pretty hot…

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