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Old Lady Heidi Klum Tries and Delivers but is Still Boring of the Day

2011

Aug

Celebrating Kat Von D’s Show Getting Cancelled of the Day

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Smut peddlers TLC cancelled LA Ink….thank god….

Michelle Bombshell McGee II – is what I call Kat Von D..the manly voiced, over tattooed cuz her dad probably didn’t hug her enough as a child, or maybe he hugged her too much, either way looking damaged as fuck….you know because her new show LA INK relied heavily on Jesse James of Sandra Bullock Nazi Fetish cheating fame, much like Michelle Bombshell’s celebrity….cuz the second the cause of the A-List scandal left the equation…TLC pulled the shit….

Coincidentally, I watched the show at my friend’s house yesterday, for the very first time and questioned why the fuck it was on TV, cuz it was really fucking garbage, and she is really fucking irritating in her controlling cunt who thinks she’s important way…and I can only assume TLC is either reading my mind or following me with cameras for a new show…cuz last week they canned Kate Plus 8 another show I accidentally watched and wanted to see die…only for it to die the next day….Those baby story motherfuckers are onto me….

Here’s to people who don’t deserve to be famous, but have a TV show thanks to all the digital channels needing programming, getting canned like their gutter, sloppy, manly voiced asses deserve….

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2011

Aug

Hilary Duff’s Amazing Pregnant Ass in Tight of the Day

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What better way to celebrate being 3 months pregnant with a billionaire homojock hockey player who has made her broad shouldered and now broad uterus and soon to be broad vaginaed and not even cuz it was team initiation season and she was the prop…than to throw on a pair of tights and show the world your amazing ass that we can fantasize about raw dogging, cuz clearly she doesn’t use condoms, but more importantly that we don’t have to worry about knocking up, even though Hilary Duff is one of those girls who if given the opportunity, you dig through the depths of your testicles and find that one sperm that isn’t two-headed, confused or half dead, and you make the motherfucker stick…cuz she’s a keeper and you’ve always envied K-Fed….here’s her ass.

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2011

Aug

Halle Berry Spectacular Tit Pics of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Halle Berry trying to protect her baby from the paparazzi like the amazing mother she clearly is….I mean how can she not be a good mother with tits like that…shit can feed a fucking tribal village during a famine….even though that’s a little too black of a task for this Hollywood princess, you know since she’s just lucky she had a black dad who she is estranged from to give her a skin tone that allowed her to have some marketability in a time of affirmative action and politically correctness….everything about her persona is white….even the men she fucks….but these tits..are spectacular no matter what their race / color and cree is…I figure that’s why she’s wearing the peace sign…cuz her pussy is like the UN’s human rights peace keeping department celebrating one race….the human race…at least that’s what I like to think while masturbating to her. I’m worldly like that.

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2011

Aug

Emma Stone’s Street Walkin’ in a Shitty See Through of the Day

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Emma Stone is getting a lot of hype these days…

I don’t really know why, maybe it is cuz hollywood needs a cute hot young redhead to star in shitty movies….and Lohan is predisposed….only instead of being a heroin snorting, self absorbed, little cunt of a person that was totally unappreciative of everything she was handed in her spoiled little life…but instead became a tormented soul…she seems almost decent….maybe too decent for my liking, almost wholesome…cuz she hasn’t had any slutty scenes, any nude pics, any drunken disasters, and pussy flashes or nipple slips…..but I doubt anyone in Hollywood is any of those things…cuz you have to have no soul, decency, self-respect to make it in Hollywood….so this is just an image they are trying to portray….and by they I mean her team of people who don’t want us knowing she’s been pregnant a dozen time and has 15 houseboys who fuck her up the ass at the same time in her basement….but that’s all speculation.

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2011

Aug

Sasha Grey is the Pornstar I Hate the Most of the Day

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I hate Sasha Grey….

She is the most overrated bullshit pornstar around. I know everyone likes her cuz she has a solid Publicist and some industry contacts that have allowed her to cross over to the mainstream….because people in the mainstream watch porn and felt that her being a gutter pornstar piece of shit who choked on dick in some of the most hardcore sex scenes in porn for a few years…that she spun as being an intellectual, or visionary or performing artist supported by a bush, no implants and goth looks….cuz she took some daddy issues, maybe some repressed child abused memories, maybe she was cheated on and decided to spite her first love by becoming a whore everyone wanted to fuck…all with average at best looks, that became hot within the porn world, cuz actual hot girls don’t usually end up in porn…..and comparatively she was hot…and the whole thing was too dark, obvious, boring even cliche for me…but obviously the world eats her up like she eats cum up….they’ve embraced her and given her a bigger ego than any gutter whore should ever have…I mean shit…the paparazzi is snapping of pics of her, she’s dated musicians who wanted to experience what they saw in video in person and she starred in the single worst season of Entourage….all far too much hype for a useless twat…that is actually a useful twat…it got her all she ever dreamed of….and more….but I still hate her.

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2011

Aug

Lindsay Lohan’s Amazing Diversion of the Day

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Lohan’s not dead….and even if she was I’d try to dig her up and titty fuck her and I’m not even a necrophiliac…I’m just aware of the fact that she’s got the best fake tits I’ve ever seen and I am probably in love with her tits….as much as I am bored of and done with her….

I figure all she has to do to get back into the scene is capitalize on this investment….I mean the tits have already paid for themselves a few times over…but they are powerful and have the ability to make the world forget she’s got a drug addiction and has been nothing but an annoying spoiled brat in her privileged existence….hell these tits make me want to go buy heroin or as Lohan like to call it “Quartz and Meteor Dust” and smuggle it in my ass to try to swoon her….It’ll be like Romeo and Juliette….only I’ll live at the end…

Lohan is amazing….whether her career is dead or alive…and here’s the proof..

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2011

Aug

Kate Moss Leather Shorts on the Beach of the DAy

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Here are some pictures of what may be the world’s most exciting science experiment as far as I’m concerned….I’m talking Kate Moss’ already exciting and experienced vagina that I am sure has it’s fair share of adventures, housing a whole pile of bacteria, like a petri dish that belongs in a lab, and that I wish was in my mouth….only now they’ve taking that shit out into the heat, pretty much wrapped in an air tight plastic wrap, producing smells and tastes that would be new to even the most experienced pervert who has tasted pussy of all variety….the foodie of pussy would write great reviews about whatever’s going on here…and I wish I was that pervert…

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2011

Aug

stepNEWS of the Day

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Wow. Today’s news is pretty fucking nutty. This caught on tape shit is amazing….I’m glad people have digicams, cellphone cams, big brother is watching closed circuit cams…watching me from the van outside my house cams…documenting me piss, shit and jerk off cams….cuz I believe nothing is sacred especially not everyday girl vagina…I want to see it all…Show it to me….

Here’s the stepNEWS….

Christine O’Donnell: Piers Wouldn’t Stop Sex Talk
In her first television appearance since walking out of an interview with Piers Morgan Wednesday, Christine O’Donnell told FOX 5 that the CNN host would not stop trying to talk about sex!