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2011

29

Aug

Marilyn Manson’s Girlfriend’s Fake Flashing of the Day

This is just annoying. It’s the Marilyn Manson clown college. It’s on some Lady Gaga kick of trying to be funny, obscure, interesting, artistic, when really just being fucking bullshit. It would be far more effective if this cunt in a mask, actually flashed her useless pussy that Marilyn Manson sticks his prosthetic large clit vagina inside….It’s just funny how he’s made a fucking empire with followers strictly on serious bullshit…and you know at least they’re trying to fuck with the paparazzi a little…cuz I know if I was famous…that’d be my objective…..tricking the world for jokes…but luckily for me I’m not famous…cuz being broke is far more fun…..except when it comes to lawsuits and not having a camera man document your drunken sexual harrassment rampages….

Either way, stupid, obnoxious, irritating, but kinda entertaining compared to the other shit going on just not nearly as entertaining as Manson thinks it is….

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2011

29

Aug

Demi Lovatos’ Fake Tits Continue of the Day

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I love when girls go to rehab for being manic depressive and drug addicts / alcoholics and come out with fake tits….

Not that I know for a fact that she’s got fake tits…I mean she looks pretty thick and with fatness comes tits a lot of the time…and when it doesn’t I always feel bad for those flat chested pigs at the public pool…it’s like shit just didn’t work out for them at all….

But I do know that she’s showing off a lot more tit that I think she ever had, like most bitches who get fake tits and want to take advantage of something they always wished they had….loving their investment….and showing off tit is really all that matters…

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2011

29

Aug

Keri Hilson Showing Off Her Tits of the Day

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Who the fuck is Keri Hilson? I mean other than a style icon reminding all the little girls what to wear to their first day of school this year….making me wish I was a school bus driver but I could never pass the drug tests….and none of my friends have clean piss either…we’re kinda degenerate….Oh right, she also had one song with Kanye West that’s allowed her to live the good life with her tits….and at least she’s sharing…when really she should be staring in sex tapes to take things to the next level of fame…but girls are so prude…especially ones who dress like this – so hungry for male attention cuz they were likely raped as a kid and now hate all dick when it gets close to entering them….at least that’s my theory…

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2011

29

Aug

Hilary Duff’s Mom Ass of the Day

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Hilary Duff’s uterus is filled with stuff we call a baby and I like watching her ass in tight pants as the rest of her fills out…mainly because I’m a fucking pervert and I know what it takes to get pregnant in the first place…especially from a homojock who only fucks her up the ass from behind while she wears a hockey helmet after doing 4 sets of push ups…I’m talking cum farting shitty cum out of her ass into a shot glass and turkey basting herself until it sticks…so hot. I hope they saved the video for the baby book.

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2011

29

Aug

JWoww’s Trashy Vegas Part of the Day

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I had a dream this weekend that there was a terrible natural disaster…let’s say a Hurricane that had it’s target set on the Jersey Shore….so much that they issued on evacuation of the area…while I jumped and down with joy hoping it would really hit like an actual hurricane….with blood shet and devastation leaving the cast of that cancer of a show dead where they deserve….you know as wratch from the alien overlords for polluting our youth….

But instead…they were in Vegas showing off their fake tits…and that’s about as unfortunate as Irene’s performance….but the good news is they will probably end up in California and there’s always the hope the big quake hits…

Posted in:JWOWW

2011

29

Aug

Rihanna Shopping in her Tube Bikini Top of the Day

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I like Rihanna’s European shopping outfit…mainly because it is half naked…and would make the grocery store a hell of a lot more interesting especially on the overweight and elderly…cuz I’m a pervert and I like that kind of belly exposed…but I also like it because she’s a fucking gutter girl from the Islands who I’d expect in a Doo Rag cleaning hotel rooms…not because I’m a racist…but because that was her destiny before being a child prostitute with the right clients thanks to her Island being one of the more prestigious ones…and who really cares….just look at the pics.

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2011

29

Aug

Kendra Wilkinson’s Trashy Fake TIt Pool Party of the Day

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My favorite thing about Kendra Wilkinson is that before she had implants, back when she was 19 and rockin’ a meaty fucking pussy, she took to doing public services for those in need…like her boyfriend…who clearly had Downs Syndrome….that she decided to shoot a fucking SEX TAPE I’VE TRIED TO JERK OFF TO …..and release it post Playboy…leading to hosting these prestigious bikini Vegas events…so next time someone tells you fucking a handicapped person cuz they are easy, don’t say no and are always horny is wrong….just show them Kendra and how far she’s gone from that point on cuz it is the gateway to this bottom feeding a decade later…Good times.

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2011

29

Aug

Sarah Jessica Parker Arms of the Day

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I have never found Sarah Jessica Parker remotely hot…If anything I found her big tits on a skinny frame that could have just been a stuffed bra…and that big distorted face talking about her sex life disgusting…She was targeted to women who were also unattractive, career oriented and single with the fantasy of living her lifestyle…instead of casting a hot bitch that would make the fantasy feel unattainable….but every once in a while I like to see what she’s up to and how ugly she’s gotten almost as a tribute to all the girls she’s helped make open minded and okay with sex…cuz sluts are what make the world go round…

That said, I have no idea what’s going on with her arms…but it’s scary..

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2011

29

Aug

Bree Olson Wholesome Whore at some Playboy Event of the Day

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I don’t know why the paparazzi would take pictures of Bree Olson at her Playboy launch party….you know because she’s not actually a celebrity and her doing Playboy is pretty uneventful considering you can find her in some of the dirtiest porn out there….cuz she not only looks like a pig, but she is a fucking pig….one who I don’t think should get the attention she’s getting for being a fucking whore hired by Charlie Sheen…It’s pretty fucking pathetic…..but here are the pics anyway….

I’m just posting them cuz it is an excuse to post my original Bree Olson content I got being best friends with her for a couple hours…I didn’t fuck her…but probably should have even though we can watch her fuck thanks to Google, the biggest publicly traded porn peddler ….