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2011

31

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

I found kiddie porn…or what was questionable child content on youtube and read through some of the comments…there was shit like “look at her nipples” and “oh the innocence of a child” with youtube names and profiles associatede with the shit….I clicked on some of the pervert links and they have playlists of kids doing various kid things…so I reported it to youtube…

You’d think they’d have a fucking filter for this shit. You’d think Google, a publicly traded company would be accountable for this shit, instead they are running ads on your next to it, while I’m labeled a porn site…It is insane….

I pissed off a friend of mine cuz her good friend died and my condolences were “I hope you didn’t like him too much”….see people die, it’s shitty but you have to go through life expecting it…so she should be offering me blowjobs instead of hate….

Not that it matters…

Here are my stepLINKS…I’m drinking this summer cold away on the last week of summer vacation….debating impregnating college girls who just moved here for school and are out celebrating frosh…because that’s the plight of a real perverted pig…

Hopefully, I’ll get pics….

Here are the stepLINKS cunt punch….

Some Leanne Rimes Skinny Bikini Tits
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MATHEW FOX’S MUGSHOT IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT YOU WILL SEE ALL DAY I PROMISE
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Katherine Heigl’s Shitty Beach Pics
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Doutzen Kroes Cameltoe
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Awesome Surf Picture
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Yasmin Mitri Emails To Tell Me She’s Not Richie Sambora’s Personal Whore
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George Lucas Wants to Continue Anally Raping Your Childhood with No Lube
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Live Web Cams That Will Drive You Wild
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Metal Bands Explain Where Babies Some From – VIDEO
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Candice Marie is Sexy in the Bath
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The Sexy #Playboy Suggests Ladies of August
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Megan Fox is Dull, But Here She is Anyway
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Annalynne McCord Assumes The Position
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Jon Cryer Has Full Custody Of His Child, Still Has To Pay $8K In Child Support – WHAT THE FUCK?
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Bony Bitch Calls Bony Bitch A Bony Bitch
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Free Cam Shows, It Doesn’t Get Much Cheaper Than That
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She’s Rubbing Herself Down in the Shower
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The Notorious Wives and Girlfriends: Sexiest Bad Girl Sports Hotties
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Miss Colombia Catalina Robayo Hairy Upskirt
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Madonna Gets More Disgusting By the Day
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I Wanna Punch Snooki in the Face – VIDEO
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Some Pam Anderson, Just Because
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Some Cop Was Banging Some Chick WHILE ON DUTY and Got Busted and Here’s the Photo – VIDEO
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Minka Kelly Hotness
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Some Sexy Summer Bikini Hotness
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Tiffany Taylor is Wide Open
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Jeny Romero is Always Easy on the Eyes
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Yeah I’d Bang Michelle Obama
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How About Some Lela Star
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Pamela and Ger Friend Get It On
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Selena Gomez Live In Concert Panty Upskirt
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Haven’t Seen Sandra Bullock in Awhile
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Jenna Presley Loves Her Squirt
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Kathy Griffin’s Message to Justin Bieber
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Fashion Cutey in a Short Skirt
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Erin Heatherton Launches VSX Sexy Sport in Chicago
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Sexy Boobs and Nipples
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How Much Is Kim Kardashian’s Sex Tape Worth?
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Lady Gaga Wore a Prosthetic Penis at VMAs Whic is Surprising Only Cause I Thought She Had a Dick Already
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Jessica Lowndes Cleavage
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Striptease of the Day
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Angelina Jolie Hot For Vanity Fair….
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AnnaLynne McCord’s Tits And Ass Gives Me A Rash
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Maria Fowler Grabs A Handful Of Her Big Fake Tits
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Near Death Experience on a Motorcycle
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Pole Vaulter Shatters Pole
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Brooke Mueller in Rehab
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Some Girls Looks Dead and Gets Fucked
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Two Girls Peeing Together
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Drunk Girl Banged By 2 Frat Boys
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Some Bitch Taking a Skinny Dip
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Dude Invites Girl to a Casting Call and Fucks Her
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Hairiest Pussy Ever Getting Licked
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Buy this Shirt That Has Gets Me Female Attention
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Get A Free Flash
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Follow Me On FACEBOOK and TWITTER

Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

31

Aug

Kate Hudson’s Post Baby Body in a Bikini of the Day

Ignore the spammy video…so don’t click the spammy link…I just don’t have the rights to post the pics – but youtube piracy…cuz youtube is sketchy as hell even though it is publily traded…

For those of you who care…Kate Hudson had a second kid with a different father than the first dad cuz she’s used up trash like that…Seriously, besides leading the Wilson Brother to suicide, she’s also been up to fucking pretty much everyone, and I saw her in a recent movie, looking haggard and bloated, played out and done at 32, but She’s in a white white. She’s got HUGE milk filled tits, which is something new for her, as she’s been one of the flattest bitches in Hollywood…rockin’ some baby weight and a vagina that probably wrecked, but not from the birth, but because it was already wrecked pre birth due to serious mistreatment…..and those are some my favorite things….

So To See The Rest of the Pics – Since I Don’t Have the Rights to Them
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Posted in:Kate Hudson

2011

31

Aug

Cop Fucking on the Job of the Day

Here’s an amazing story. A cop was caught fucking a bitch on the hood of a car when he was in uniform and assumingly on duty, it is amazing and I can relate because if I was a cop, that would always be my optional out clause….you can go to jail for jaywalking miss…or you can let me fuck you on the hood of the car….I mean shit I’ve tried to get my hands on cop uniforms to pull this shit on the fucking street…It hasn’t worked out yet, cuz apparently I’m too fat for cop uniforms despite all the fat cops I’ve seen…but shit’s a good way to get laid….abusing power …

On a sidenote…here’s another stepNEWS story where a Massage Parlor case collapses when the lawyer got called out as one of her clients…genius world we live in. Genius.

Posted in:stepNEWS

2011

31

Aug

Maria Menounos Hot while Not Flashing Her Vagina of the Day

I still think Maria Menounos has got it going on….even though she must be pushing 40 now….maybe it’s the greeks love anal sex factor…or maybe it’s because she’s got a hot body…even when just walking the street….and sure I like her better when she’s posting See Through Pics on Twitter …..or drinking in her bikini….but more importantly flashing her untouched because greek’s like anal VAGINA …..but these will do for now…I blame the hangover, horniness, and lack of hot girls in my life for being so easy to please today…

Posted in:Maria Menounos

2011

31

Aug

Rose McGowan Looking Hot in Leather Shorts of the Day

Rose McGowan has some of the best breasts in Hollywood and I’ve been a fan of hers since seeing Doom Generation in the 90s when I used to rent movies based on the nudity warnings..

Sure she’s botoxed the shit out of herself, making her almost look like a clown, but from this angle she’s just as amazing as she’s always been and the fact that these brown leather shorts are unbreatheable….makes this picture experience even better….

Here are the pics…

Posted in:Rose McGowan

2011

31

Aug

Chaz Bono was Born with a Vagina of the Day

It’s not gay to jerk off to these pictures….you see cuz Chaz Bono was born with a vagina and even if he cut of his tits and sewed up his pussy …and lives her life as a man….fucking her up the ass is still considered straight…just ignore the prosthetic testicles…

I mean it’s the same logic of guys who beat up post op trannies when they find out their shallow dry vaginas used to be a dick….

All this to say that trannies freak me out….they are weird, I have no compassion for them, evne if their erious issues stem from being molested as a child…it’s not entirely human to change your genitals and gender by choice, cuz you want to, even if you’re a bull dyke to being with….but at the same time, I don’t give a fuck about what people do or how they live their lives….or what they operate and alter…it is almost a joke…and pretty entertianing….knowing the inner torment that went into turning yourself from Chastity to Chaz…..so this post is about Chaz Bono not being gay to jerk off to…and I’m sticking to that theory….even though she’s got a beard…I blame Cher.

Posted in:Chaz Bono

2011

31

Aug

Christina Milian’s a Slutty Mom of the Day

In 2003, Christina Milian changed our masturbation to music video habit for the better with this Dip it Low shit that was next level sleazy at the time…

In 2011, she’s still an exhibitionist slut, cuz I guess it’s all she knows, only now she’s a mom, with a meaty mom vagina, and not the virgin she was in the video….and sure she’s not as hot…but anytime I see a mom walking the streets like this…I know how they got pregnant in the first place…by spitting the cum from her mouth into a cup and inseminating herself to get the guy to think of her as more than just a slut, booty call, or fuck…but as the mother of her kid…to make an honest woman of her until that gets boring….at least that’s the story I heard…

Posted in:Christina Milian

2011

31

Aug

Jennifer Love Hewitt Human Tank of the Day

Jennifer Love Hewitt is a tank that proves that black isn’t always slimming….She’s answered the age old fashion myth all on her own….She’s a real life myth buster…I knew she served a purpose….unless of course this is her looking slim…in which case I’m gonna go watch this clip a few times….and remember what was….

Here are the fat pics…

Posted in:Jennifer Love Hewitt

2011

31

Aug

January Jones Pregnant Milk Filled Tits of the Day

I keep following the milk filled tits on January Jones and her illegitimate bastard child, not because she’s famous, or hot, or really even of interest or interesting….I just can’t help the magnetic draw I have to bitches who make the decision to not abort when they get knocked up by a dude who was just fucking them recreationally, because they either figure that they will never get knocked up again and now is the time before it is too late, or maybe they’ve had too many abortions and one more will kill her chances of having a baby, or that they are independent and not so into doing these things on their own….you know self involved and irresponsible and not concerned with the social impact this is gonna have on the kid…the whole thing is erotic…but then again, I do call myself the drunkenstepfather, maybe broken homes and extended families are deeply connected to my soul…

Posted in:January Jones

2011

31

Aug

Malin Akerman Nerd Erotica of the Day

Here are some boring pics of Malin Akerman with what could be hard nipple, while opening her mouth like she’s ready to take a load on her whore face, and I’m only posting it because I like seeing clothed women caught in pictures making erotic faces, with hard nipples, because leaving the house is better than any porn, I’m just too lazy to leave the house….but I can live vicariously through low level celebrities who were an action star once that aren’t all that interesting to look at…but are better than nothing…thanks Malin and your stupid name…

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