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2011

01

Aug

Pam Anderson Brings Her Hepatits / Tits to an Event of the Day

There’s almost always something hot about women with terminal diseases….not cuz I’m a pervert who is into premature necrophilia …or an opportunist who takes advantage of half dead women in their hospital beds at their longterm care facilities cuz they can’t say no…or even someone into Anna Nicole Smithin’ a rich lady like she was an oil tycoon looking for hot arm candy prositutes to change their oxygen tanks in exchange for an inheritance…or even cuz I look at them and reflect on their lives and the number of cocks they’ve had over the course of a lifetime…and love the idea of whores in any state of health…

Or maybe I just find something hot about women with terminal STDs….cuz I know they risked their lives by fucking and that’s some commitment to being a whore….

Here’s Pam Anderson actually looking like death…rockin’ her favortie date she can’t shake we call Hepatits to an event and whether she does or not her fake tits will live on forever…or at least a couple of thousand years it will take for them to decompose…

Posted in:Pam Anderson

2011

01

Aug

Victoria Silvstedt’s Whore Legs of the Day

Here’s some Swedish whore legs on a bitch who isn’t actually a whore…but might as well can be called one…cuz by definition a whore is someone who exchanges sex for personal gain…and whether it’s marketed on the street corner, or in the back of a local newspaper, or on Craigslist, or is in the form of being the mistress to some billionaire midget….but then again all girls date guys they can get some personal gain from…whether it is their money, or the security they offer….while all dudes date girls for sex and don’t mind paying for shit as long as they get sex…meaning the entire world is filled with whores and johns, from your mom, to your neighbor…and that shouldn’t make Victoria Silvstedt come across as a better human cuz we can all relate…she’s still living the good life thanks to her fake tits, a stint in Playboy and a hot fucking body…that got her the role as a side line pussy to a billionaire….and the only good thing about this is that she’s getting old and it will all end for her…and I look forward to that…

Posted in:Victoria Silvstedt

2011

01

Aug

Pink’s Milk Filled Tits of the Day

I don’t like Pink. I am actually surprised the birth was legit and not just her acting like she doesn’t have a cock cuz her husband’s shy about the whole likely a fag thing….but I love milk filled titts…

Cuz MILK FILLED TITTIES are both nice to look at, play with and most importantly…they are delicious…

Now, I’m not as weird as some of the fetish dudes I know, who seek out hookers who can lactate…

I am however weird enough to get hard everytime I see a bitch breast feed in public…partially cuz I get to see tit in public, but more importantly cuz I get towonder what the sweet nectar their baby is sucking out of them…

Maybe I’m just malnourished and like an African baby…my body knows I’m missing critical nutrients thanks to a french fry diet….and craves it in it’s purest form….

But I think it’s got more to do with being a pervert…who can’t get enough of the genius design of a tit…

It’s one of those things that I’d want to be deserted on an island with….fun to play with, fun to look at, ever fun to jerk off to or on, all while having the capacity to feed you so you don’t starve to death…

Here’s Pink….a name I think she chose cuz it means vagina…something she always wished she had….but this baby’s fucking up that theory…we’ll get to the bottom of this one day…

Posted in:Pink

2011

01

Aug

Nicky Hilton Covered Up and Sloppy on the Beach of the Day

Nicky Hilton fucking sucks. She’s the boring latch on sister who had no problem riding Paris Hilton’s sex tape fame, you know being her sidekick at all the events and shit, all while never doing anything remotely interesting or scandalous….It’s like she had the opportunity to have dudes jerking off to her but now she’s just like a fucking sack of potatos, all sloppy, dumpy, uninteresting and a fucking waste….that’s why she’s in a fucking beach dress over her bikini…cuz she knows she’s a SLIM FAT…

The funniest thing about these idiot sisters, is that they rented a beach front Malibu house, you know cuz that’s where the paparazzi hang out, and this is pretty much the closest they’ve had to bikini pics leaked this summer, meaning their marketing hustle’s not working out so well for them…or maybe that they just fucking suck….

I guess we can only hope they get catty one night and one gets jealous of the other and kills her off….just to make the Hilton sisters a little more interesting…even though I’m pretty sure their time in the limelight is over…you know that happens with 30th birthdays…guys start feeling questionable when checking them out…cuz we have our own over 30 year old women in our life…give us the 20 year olds we’re not allowed to have to fantasize about…you know…

Posted in:Nicky Hilton

2011

01

Aug

Vanessa Pudgens Buys Booze of the Day

Just when I thought it was all over for Vanessa Pudgens, you know all fat, shaved head, dykey but lookin’ kinda pregnant, in some sort of alternative, “I was born this way” lady gaga inspired cuz that’s mainstream thought, like I was following Rosie O’Donnell cuz I was molested as a kid by Disney so I denounced dick and figure lesbians can have kids too….we can even go on a cruise where no one will judge us about the shit…she comes out with pics like this…

You know, in a wig, in a halter top, with a friend in a bikini, with crazy decorations on her face like it was a christmas tree, or target practice for perverts like me to shoot our cum at, but more importantly, she’s buying booze…

And as a drunk, seeing bitches buy booze, no matter how deadbeat, used up, damaged, or disgusting they are…is fucking porn to me…cuz there’s just something about booze….you know…

Here’s her crazy dot and feather indian unite inspired outfit…..

Here she is with a litle cleavage in her dyke hair …

Posted in:Vanessa Hudgens

2011

01

Aug

Adriana Lima Bikini Model on the Beach

More mom’s need to take this Adriana Lima bitch’s lead and not let pregnancy ruin them from being jerked off to…..but for some reason…90 percent of mom’s just don’t fully bounce back cuz they lack motivation…maybe it is cuz they don’t have million dollar modeling contracts and a lifestyle to maintaing….maybe it is cuz they didn’t sell their soul to the devil Victoria’s Secret corporation who will kill off her family if she doesn’t sort her shit out….you know cuz they made her and can take it all away from her….maybe it is cuz average women just don’t have the right genes…but I like the think it’s all laziness….sure they’ll say they don’t sleep, they don’t have a team of nurses, they don’t have the millions in the bank to hire the best trainers and chefs, but I say that’s all just excuses….

That said, I did see a hot mom in a bikini in the park with her kid yesterday, I’m talking ripped body, but I’m pretty sure she was just a stripper and I was drunk, horny and always way more open minded in real life than I am on the internet…

Either way, here’s some Lima beans….that may or may not be implants…you never know with the engineering that goes into a Victoria’s Secret bra that makes all bitches look like they have implant cleavage…but they are fantastic either way…

Posted in:Adriana Lima

2011

01

Aug

Mourning Hangover Dump of the Day

Drunk is a state of mind. I don’t know what that means but it probably has something to do with me being drunk and in being drunk I think it is safe to say that alcohol is the best invention man has ever invented…I mean aside from it being the gateway to rape, violence and wife beating…as well as poverty and being unable to hold down a job…but who’s to say that things would be any different if booze wasn’t in the picture…I think it just has a bad rep….and now….I open another beer from a 73 hour disco dance party in my head…to commence this week in posts…

And while I do that…here are some links to things going on around the internet…you know a diversion as I gather my thoughts…

Little Kids Killing it on the Drums
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25 Hottest Sports Movie Babes of the Last Decade
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Free Cam Shows to Start Your Week Off Right
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Motorcycle Transformer is Kinda Awesome
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Jessica Vice is all Sorts of Sexy
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Let’s Watch Audrey Bitoni Make Love to Herself
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Guess Which 3 Celebrity Sluts Went on a Bender?
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Web Cam Sluts That Do Their Job Right
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Mommy Likes to Play With Herself – VIDEO
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I Wanna Be All Over Samantha Rex
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I Don’t Get Up and Go to Work in the Morning and If I Did, I Would Want to Take a SLIDE
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Posted in:MHD

2011

01

Aug

Lake Bell Hot For Maxim of the Day

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Maxim hates me….

Back in the day, when the internet wasn’t dominated by the mainstream media, but the mainstream media was trying to get traction on the shit, Maxim came to me and paid me to link them for as long as they needed me to link them, because I had more traffic than they did….and then one day they reached a point where they figured they were good and didn’t need people like me so they stopped.

So in taking away my drinking money, I got really fucking mad, and decided to laugh at these fuckers as much as I could as they faded into obscurity and bankruptcy….cuz they just couldn’t compete cuz their concept is dated…

That was until today, when I came across this shoot with Lake Bell, which is probably the single hottest shoot they’ve done in the last 5 years of their demise…they had shitty celebs in shitty poses and it just wasn’t appealing or racy or even interesting to look at…even though that was their whole competitive advantage…access to these fucking bitches…and photographers was all they had going for them….so is this an accident, or does Maxim have one more push in them…who knows or cares…I just know in the next 10 minutes…I’m gonna have a takedown notice…cuz Maxim isn’t a fan of mine.

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Posted in:Lake Bell

2011

29

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

So my joke of the day was on twitter and it went at a little something like this:

@andersoncooper if the us debt was a mans anus, you’d fuck it. Admit it… vanderbilt

So my email of the day wasn’t the three advertisers canceling, or the rejection from three replacement advertisers….or the emails I didn’t get from the big sites I’m trying to convince to link me….it was an email from a guy I like to call Mattress Paul.

It went a little something like this:

Met this chick on a dating site and knew by the looks of her that I could get a blow job. Had her over and she was so high on speed I had to kick her out of the house before she stole something to pawn for more drugs. Thought you might get a kick out of these. I check your site everyday. Keep up the mediocre work. Lol

Thanks Mattress.

Here are the pics he attached….great photography you crackwhore bitch…I encourage you all to email me in pics of bitches you’ve fucked, wanted to fuck, or have had sent to you from guys who actually get bitches to send them nudes….cuz trust me…no matter how bad they are…I love looking at em….

And here are the stepLINKS….Ride them into the fucking sunset you scummy bitch…

Some Zelweger Ghetto Booty
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Paz de le Huerta Dressed Kinda Slutty For her Court Date
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Olivia Wilde on Cowboys Vs Aliens
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Amanda Seyfried’s Dog is Cunt Punching Her
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Web Cam Shows to Keep You Busy All Weekend
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Friday Fail Compilation – VIDEO
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Jewels is All Sorts of Sexy
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You’re Gonna Wanna Be All Over Kylie Johnson
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Joanna Angel Talks Alt Porn, Piracy, And Her Blow-Up Doll
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Kristin Cavallari Is Braless
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Guess Who Got Offered $500K To Do Hustler?
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Soulja Boy’s Latest Purchase Pretty Much Made Me Want to Kill Myself
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Free Cam Shows, Because You Got a Full Two Days to Relax Ahead of You
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Gotta Love Amateur Lesbians
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20 Most Ridiculous Haircuts in Sports
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Maria Fowler’s Upskirt
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Lookin Good Sweetheart VIDEO of the Day
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Ryan Goslin Looks Like a Gay Fairy and You It Doesn’t Get Much Gayer Than That
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Kendra Wilkinson’s Body is Getting Tight Again
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Selena Gomez in Short Shorts
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David Arquette is getting Joe Francis’ sloppy seconds
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Maggi Caruthers Brings the Hotness
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Lorena Sanchez is a Major Distraction
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Now This is One Hot Ass
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Evelyn Lozada is All Sorts of Sexy
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Jayden Cole Makes Pants Happy
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Lauren is Type of Slut I’d Like to Settle Down With
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Crystal Harris is a Stupid Whore
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Dita Von Tease, Because It’s Been Awhile
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They Call This One Lesbian Tenderness
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Kate Upton Got Body Painted
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Hipster Hippy in Short Shorts
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Selena Gomez in a Short Dress on Stage
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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MMA: All Nut Shot Edition – VIDEO
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Amateur Girl on Girl Action – VIDEO
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Denise Richards is All Over the Place Lately
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Jessica Burciaga is Always Easy on the Eyes
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I Wanna Be All Over Olivia Wilde
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Candice Swanepoel Is Going To Give You A Workout
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

29

Jul

Selena Gomez Sex Offender Bikini of the Day

I hope you like my sex offender art…even though I had to take Carlos GOmez, a 280 pound man’s sex offender card to make it happen…cuz I don’t have the rights to post the pics of her tight body in a bikini in florida….so I made due..

All that to say….I don’t know about you…but I kinda find it hot that this Selena Gomez bitch, who is just 18, is already technically a sex offender, if someone was willing to press charges on her…and if bieber and her were actually having sex…because I think it is just a publicity stunt…even though I’d totally be trying to slam her at 14 too….cuz her body almost makes me feel like a criminal looking at her…only she’s 18….


TO See The Bikini Pics – Cuz I Don’t Have the Right to Post Them
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Posted in:Selena Gomez