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2011

20

Jun

Jennifer Lopez Nipple Slip on German TV of the DAy

I heard about J.Lo’s nipple slip on some German show called Wetten, Dass..? this past saturday night….someone emailed it into me…and I figured I’d get to it Monday, cuz unlike you seeing the shit stain on some 45 year old hispanic mom’s tit, doesn’t really do it for me…at least not enough to get on a fucking computer when I’m busy passed out on a park bench hard drinking while asking bitches for nude twitpics pics cuz I don’t know how to make conversation when not on a computer as I’ve lost all my social skills in my alocholism and relationship with the internet and such….nipples that are far more interesting to look at then this bitch’s….next time I’m hoping for a clit slip, they’re the next level nipple slip for the person who wants to one-up the nipple slippers and stand out as a pioneer behind the likes of Kardashian, Hilton, Lohan and Spears…and they far more fun to jerk off to…cuz everyone has nipples…vagina are reserved to those people I like to fuck…or don’t like to fuck but do it anyway cuz she pays my rent….if you know what I mean…

Here’s the video…

Wonder why she didn’t wear a bra….all hispanics wear bras cuz they have shitty tits….unless they have implants..which I can assume she doesn’t thanks to the nipple ratio….plastic surgereons would never let that saucer sized nipple fly…

Posted in:Jennifer Lopez

2011

20

Jun

stepNEWS of the Day

Here’s the stepNEWS because I’m like a morning show…no one watches me…but when they do they are usually pissed off that they are up at that time and doing what they are doing…why can’t you just be happy here motherfucker…

Fight at court house
A fight broke out early Friday morning at the Orange County courthouse among people waiting in line for tickets to view the Casey Anthony trial.

Panhandler arrested for robbery – love the lead in on this story…
The Pasco Sheriff’s Office has arrested a panhandler they say demanded money from a woman, and blocked her car from leaving the parking lot until she gave it to him.

Memphis Moms Hold Breastfeeding Sit-In – Breast feeders unite cuz it’s porno to me
Some Memphis women brought their babies to the Social Security office and held a breast feeding sit-in Friday. One mother was told earlier in the week she could not feed her baby in the waiting area, and called it a violation of her rights.

Man Accused of Videotaping Neighbors
Authorities say a Hampton man accused of videotaping his neighbors at night through open blinds is behind bars. Police say they’re currently combing through the video allegedly shot by James Kelly and trying to identify the victims.

Posted in:stepNEWS

2011

20

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

As amazing as this site is…sometimes I gotta give my love to other people doing trying to keep up with my greatness….and I do it in the form of the a morning hangover…. one that only comes from watching porn until 6 am for no real reason….

I need to go out in public and stare at bitches all day….but before I go…here are the hangover dump

Some Band Audition Prank, Because Pranks Are Good
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The 50 Sexiest Water Sports Athletes
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Free Cam Shows Are Your Suicide Prevention for Monday Morning
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Steven Spielberg Had Megan Fox Fired From Transformers and Here’s Why
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Dalai Lama Responds to Dalai Lama Joke – VIDEO
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The 10 Hottest Women With Daddy Issues
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You’re Gonna Wanna Be All Over Envy
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Slutty College Girl on Video
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Live Sex Shows, From Me to You
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Who is More Pathetic, Crystal Harris or Heidi Montag?
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Posted in:MHD

2011

20

Jun

RIP Motherfucker the Ryan Dunn Edition of the Day

His last pic on twitter…before his car accident….good one.

This is some pretty sad news. I normally use the RIP motherfucker to mock death, cuz I’m one of those people who is totally insensitive and don’t think death is something off limits to laugh at, cuz we’re all gonna die, it is just a question of when….so it’s worth celebrating that death, cuz you made it to the finish line first…in some kind of sick way…

But I was actually pretty bummed out when I heard Ryan Dunn died, even though he probably should have died a long time ago thanks to jackass and all the abuse he did to himself….and I guess this “Hi, I’m Johnny Knoxville and this is Jackass, Today we do drunk driving…..” stunt was too much for his rich for being a jackass ass….He was probably the coolest of the Jackasses, likely an idiot who died for being an idiot so RIP Motherfucker…even though you were an idiot who pretty much killed yourself…and luckily not the little girl playing on her trike outside her house at 3 am before you drove into a fucking tree…idiot….shoulda saved his death for a segment on the show….or the next movie…what a waste. I have no respect for drunk drivers.

Posted in:Ryan Dunn

2011

18

Jun

Phil Varone’s Secret Sex Stash Sex Tape of the Day

His name is Phil Varone. I’ve never heard of him but that’s because no one pays attention to the drummer…..and he was the drummer in Skidrow and some other band….and more importantly he was on Sex Rehab with Dr Drew and even more importantly he has had sex with thousands of women and now a natural extension to his low level of fame is the sex tape….that he’ll pretend is from the road, even though only die hard fans even know who skid row is, and none of the bitches in the trailer look like they ever heard of skid row, leading me to believe that this is 95 percent staged….and seeing girls fuck on camera, is luckily always worth my time….

To Find Out More About the Phil Varone Sex Tape
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Posted in:Phil Varone

2011

17

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

What’s up assholes? Marie-Eve here.

Jesus is a drunk fucking idiot that can’t even maintain his own piece of shit site so I’m here filling in. That doesn’t mean, however, that I don’t love him more than you love your real doll, but I probably don’t love him as much as you will love today’s links.

Selena Gomez Totally Had an Abortion and It’s the Entertainment Cover Up of the Year
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The Gold Digging Divas Are Fucking Whores Who Can’t Sing and Here’s Their Video – VIDEO
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Because These Sex Shows Will Make Your Weekend the Best You Can Be
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An Angry World of Warcraft Player is Always Good for a Laugh
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Vida Guerra’s Best Breast Moments
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Sarah Harding Tight Body in a Bikini
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Kirstie Alley Is Delusional
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Free Cam Shows, From Me to You
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Blonde Shoots a Dildo Out of Her Ass LOL
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Is It Me or is Katie Holmes Looking Less Like She is Having the Soul Sucked Out of Her Lately?
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WTF is This Tennis Slut Wearing? Jesus
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Top 25 Sexiest South American Sports Hotties
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Belen Rodriguez Has See Through Hot Tits But Donèt Get Too Close Cause This Bitch Has Got the Crazy Eyes
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WHY THE FUCK IS GWENYTH PALTROW TRYING TO CONVINCE THE WORLD SHE CAN SING? – VIDEO
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Some Kim Kardashian Bikini Pics
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Crystal Harris is Downright Terrifying Without All That Make Up
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day
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Hahahahahhahahahah Fat People Hahahahahhahahhhahaha – VIDEO
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Hottie Dances on the Webcam
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Get a Load of Misty Ramos
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He’s Baaaaaaack!!!! Dave Chappelle Is Ready For His Return To Your TV
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Lana and Her Friend Get Dirty
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Solar Power Bikini. Wait, What?
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I Can’t Believe I’m Even Saying This But Reese Whitherspoon is Looking Kinda Bangable Lately
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End of the World Machine Fucking
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Wet Paint Prank – VIDEO
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Hipster Girl, WTF Are You Wearing
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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6 Second Talent Show = VIDEO
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Kaite is All in White
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Tori Spelling is Pregnant and Looks Like a Fucking Pig
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Playmate Ariel – GALLERY
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Some Shenae Grimes Cause It’s Been Awhile
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Seriously WTF is Wrong with Rose McGowen’s Face
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2011

17

Jun

Hannah Godde is Some Model Bitch in Lingerie of the Day

Sometimes all I need to be put in a good mood is to get lost in a pic of a bitch in a field in her underwear under a soft focus and sunlight…cuz it’s on some mystical, I live in a movie, where real problems don’t matter, we are young, we are free, innocent bullshit….It makes for a nice break… before being forced to go back to all the bullshit that is you…you know that hell that we are all living…I mean shit it’s not even a break at all, it is just irritating me knowing that life isn’t a fucking field with nice lighting and a bitch in her underwear…where the only really responsibility is choosing what cow to milk after the bitch milks you…forcing me to go to the local park and befriend all the half naked, suntanning, fat bitches who wish they were on a beach, but instead forced to lay next to a kiddie pool to try to get the same affect…but it’s just not the same….making these pictures the fucking devil, reminding us how much our lives fucking suck. Yay.

Posted in:Hannah Godde

2011

17

Jun

Britney Spears Old, Big and Half Naked Costumes of the Day

Britney Spears opened her Femme Fatale concert last night, and she did what all the popstars are doing, cuz I guess she’s medicated enough to try to keep up with them, in what must feel like a dream to her, cuz she’s just someone’s puppet getting manipulated into being seemingly normal, and apparently cashing the fuck in….

Sure, I think she looks like a barnyard pig with lipstick, but I’m also an asshole who discounts her sloppy mom body and labels it something I don’t want to look at, but would want to knock up, cuz K-Fed’s living the dream…

Sure, she’s much beter too look at half naked than Gaga, but she’s 30 and this whole pop thing for the gays thing pays the bills, but is kind of a stretch….like watching Cher or Carmen Electra or Pam Anderson all with their own variety of holding on as hard a they can to what they had shit…

But she was half naked…and I’ll always notice that….whether it is good or bad….or a fragement of what it was during “Hit Me Baby One More Time Days”….and here are the pics…

TO See the Rest of the Pictures
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Posted in:Britney Spears

2011

17

Jun

Karolina Kurkova Wet for Virgin Atlantic of the DAy

I don’t know what’s going on in these pictures, but I know if I was a billionaire, I’d be fucking with models too, sure it’d be a little less wholesome that throwing the bitch in the fucking water and giggling about it, and would be more about making them all my sex slaves in my palace, but I guess Branson’s not as affected or evil thanks to the fortune he’s made….while I am well aware if I ever got to that level of rich, it woulda probably be thanks to criminal genius, so I’m just being consistent in my fantasy…

Oh a sidenote, I miss the fat Kurkova, not cuz I like fat women, especially not fat models, but because I like laughing at models who turn fat, it’s a fetish.

Posted in:Karolina Kurkova

2011

17

Jun

Kristin Cavallari’s Useless Tits of the DAy

A valuable lesson I’ve learned in life is that tits are always useful…even if the bitch they are attached to is useless, annoying, talentless, a hack, a crackwhore, or dead…both career-wise and physically, just not too dead, cuz then tits just become gross, if you ask any necrophiliac he’ll tell you the soaking her in warm water doesn’t work forever…

I don’t know where I’m going with that, I guess Kristin Cavallari just makes me morbid, inspires me to think of graveyards, morgues, the final curtain and all that bullshit, cuz I can’t imagine her ever coming back and making anything of herself…It’s like Michael Jackson once said before he died….”this is it”…..cuz I feel quoting Michael Jackson always works cuz he just has so many words that represents what I’m thinking, “I’m Bad…Thriller”….what the fuck am I doing…oh right…staring at Kristin Cavallari’s unemployed but more importantly unemployable tits…that are gonna lose their shit eventually, craving that fame they once had doing bad fake reality shows….Wonder how this is gonna pan out….

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