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2011

08

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

Today was a disaster. The Range Rover oil light came on, so I spent the day at the dealer drinking free latte’s and discussing my next golf date with the boys from our driving club while eating pastries, forcing me to miss my appointment with my Financial Planner where we were going to discuss buying my private island and now my 600 dollar bottle of wine is corked and tastes like piss and to make matters worse, my massage therapist can’t come tomorrow at 8 am to mend me by the pool… Life is rough….and by that I mean…I’m not drunk enough. I slept all day. I feel like I may be dying and I’ve just watched 6 hours of amateur porn in 30 minutes….which is pretty much paradise to me….It takes all kinds. And you say there’s no God…

I don’t know what that means. but here’s the stepLINKS

Tomorrow will be a much better day…Or not…I mean who is really paying attention…except maybe my neighbors who keep giving me dirty looks when they catch me peeping…sluts….

Too tired to function – click on the links…

Sometimes I do this in the bedroom…Hookers Never Judge….
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Blake Lively Working the Publicity Angle…
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Rosie Huntington Whitely Half Naked for those Bottom Feeders at Maxim
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Ashley Tisdale is Ugly Pumping Gas of the Day
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Do Not Tell Nicolas Cage’s Son That He Can’t Eat Something
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Cam Girls That Know How to Work It Proper
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Lego Sniper Rifle
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The 15 Sexiest Celebrity Stoner Girls
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Stacey Kiebler Cleavage Hotness
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These Dirty Sluts Are Drinking Each Others Squirt
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Katy Perry is Stupid Looking
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Free Cam Shows That You Just Gotta See
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Felicity Huffman Because It’s a Slow Day
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Undecided on Whether I Would Bang Jessie J
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Wesley Snipes is Completely Fucked
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I Wanna Be All Over Jada Stevens’ Ass
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Kirsten Dunst Makes Me Wanna Puke
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Drunk Man Workout
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You’re Gonna Wanna Check Out Xenia
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Rihanna is on Stage Pantsless Again
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I Wanna Set Michelle Duggar on Fire
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Some Atlanta Teacher Has Been Banging Her Students Again
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Check Out Janessa and Ashley
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Crazy Sexual Content Gets Human Centipede Horror Film Banned
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Some Rosie Huntington Whitley
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A Little Afternoon Girl on Girl Action
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Cameron Diaz’s Car Wash Scene From Bad Teacher
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Seriously, This Mom Jeans Fad Has Got to Go
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And More Rosie Huntington Whitley
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2 Cute Teens on a Web Cam
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Yeah I’d Bang Taylor Swift
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Melissa is Hot in Bed
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Ali Larter Pregnant Tits
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Some Ashley Greene Just Because
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Striptease of the Day
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Some Hot Bitch on a Boat
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2011

08

Jun

Eniko Mihalik Naked for Hugo Boss of the Day

Here’s a hot picture that I assume is from the Eniko Mihalik Hugo boss Spring Summer 2011 campaign….I am loving it cuz of the fruit between her legs that I’d like to get on my knees and juice…you know have the shit dripping off my face and in my mouth and all over me…like some kind of literal golden shower…all sticky and sweet…without feeling gay about the whole testicle reference to a set of orange spheres at her pussy…because the fruit I want to dip into is her vagina fruit…all the nutrients you need unless it has aids…in which case it is just good to look at…..

Posted in:Eniko Mihalik

2011

08

Jun

Stacey Keibler See Through of the Day

Here’s Stacey Keibler, the hottest pussy wrestling has given us… I mean other than Chyna

Who really cares what she’s doing in these pics, I mean she’s hardly been in the media the last few years.

So it’s best to just look at the pics, take in the legs and be glad she’s not Chyna ….

Cuz it may be a while before she leaves her house again…

Posted in:Stacey Keibler

2011

08

Jun

Janice Dickinson is the Dead Walking Among Us of the Day

Just when I was getting over my irrational fear of zombies, thanks to too much LSD in the 80s and MDMA in the 2000s, Janice Dickinson had to come out without make-up, showing off her rotting, broken down, ex-model face in all it’s plastic and melting glory….but just be proud she didn’t come out dead vagina first, cuz as much as I’d like to see it, I know i really don’t want to actually see it…I mean her Naked Fake Tits were morbid enough…

PS. The paparazzi are wrong. She’s wearing make-up and still looks this bad. I feel like she brokered a deal with them….DEVIL WOMAN.

Posted in:Janice Dickinson

2011

08

Jun

Kim Kardashian’s Tits in a Tight Dress of the Day

Looks like her belly button is trying to eat its way out of this dress…which I guess is why she’s dressed like Elvira, you know some “high” concept like Lady Gaga, being all literal and shit cuz she knows she’s like a horror movie, especially when in a tight dress..but what do I know….you don’t have to answer that, just look at the pics….

She also squeezed into some harness as hard as she could placed at her thinnest point on her body at some event where she just launched her perfume, cuz she’s a budding entrepreneur with e a global vision of where to take the brand she’s created based on her. A modern day Trump or Paris Hilton, money making in a ridiculous way….but I hear her perfume isn’t just called eau du toilette, but is actual piss, cuz that’s a smell she’s into…it reminds her of what she went her to get to this point…

On a sidenote: I wonder how many people have called “Kim Kardashian”, “Kim Lard-Ass-Ian” in her life? Get it cuz she’s fat….I’m betting at least 1 even though I take her as more of a “Kunt”…I have no interest in this waste of time novelty act…

Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2011

08

Jun

Ali Larter Mom Tits that Could be Implants of the Day

I don’t know if this is due to her tits being milk filled, or if she took advantage of her tits being milk filled to get a set of implants so people will just assume it’s hormones and pregnancy weight that she’s conveniently just never been able to lose, cuz the way she’s wearing her cleavage, I’m reminded of the way flat chested girls who have never before had tits parade their tits around after their implants they saved their stripper money to get…but I’m just making assumptions here, definitely not complaining, cuz tits are fun to look at wherever they are from, as long as they’re there….if you know what I mean…

As a reference point, for you to compare, this is what Her Tit Used To Look Like

Posted in:Ali Larter

2011

08

Jun

Jaime Pressly’s Got a Hot Ass and Its Walking of the Day

Hot Ass Jaime Pressly, now who is she again? I don’t remember…but I feel that this outfit LOOK VERY FAMILIAR ….I guess she was never a big deal, but she was a bigger deal and had some sex hype a bunch of years ago, but never did anything real substantial, other than Flash Some Ass At Her Birthday but the good news is that bitches of any age, as long as they are fit, and even if they aren’t fit but are in tight clothes, are worth staring at….and Jaime Pressly’s no exception…

Posted in:Jaime Pressly

2011

08

Jun

January Jones Really Illegit Pregnant Vagina of the Day

I don’t know why I’m posting these pics. I never gave a fuck about January Jones. I never found her hot. I thought her name was stupid….but more importantly I don’t dig pregnant chicks, unless they aren’t pregnant with my baby, or overly pregnany but are really eager to get cummed inside…in which case I let it slide, cuz condoms are for pussies…or something….

Either way, here’s some preggers pics..of a pregnant bitch in tight pants…much less interesting than a teenage chick in tight pants or even a teenage pregnant chick in tight pants thanks to MTV…She’s not hot even if we know she got pregnant being a slut.

These would be way hotter if we saw a baby arm reaching out of her vagina, trying to plot his escape from a life with no dad….you know being just another statistic…We’re all allowed to dream.

Yes…I know this bitch is boring. I don’t know why I did this to us.

Posted in:January Jones

2011

08

Jun

Christina Aguilera Performing in Short Leather Shorts of the Day

Christina Aguilera was on The Voice performing with her co-stars, I think….but can’t be too sure cuz I’ve never seen the show….but when I heard she was singing We Are the Champions that it was in reference to the all you can eat buffet, or maybe as a ritual chant after finishing off some cake, but I guess it doesn’t really matter, what matters is she squeezed her fat ass in a pair of small shorts in some clearly ill advised by a stylist with a sense of humor who plays on the fact that Aguilera thinks she’s still got it…

Either way, it was a cheesy fucking embarrassing, holding on to what we once had kinda thing and now you can watch it over and over again until Youtube pulls it. Lucky you.

Posted in:Christina Aguilera

2011

08

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

It’s 2 pm where I am and I just turned on my computer. I guess my all nighter didn’t work out so well for me when I passed out at 8 am and just woke up now. I wanna blame it on searching the streets high and low for Amanda Seyfried who is in town filming, but that would require me to live my house. I’m a local drinker – real local..

Here are the morning hangover dump at 2 pm dumps…

Dakota Fanning in Some High School Season Porn
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Presenting: Hollywood’s Greatest Extra
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The 50 Sexiest Celebrity Fans in Sports
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Free Cams Because We Are Only Halfway Through the Week and We All Need a Pick Me Up
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Anthony’s Weiner: A Tale of Two Dicks
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How To: Punish Your Kid
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Web Sluts You Can’t Help But Fall In Love With
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Some Laura Dore Exclusive Twit Pics
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Tory Lane Gets Her Lesbian On
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The 15 Hottest Women In Body Paint
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Highschool X Social Media – Yearbook Edition
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