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2011

03

Jun

Sarah Brandner in her Bikini of the Day

Footballer Bastian Schweinsteiger has a girlfriend with a ripped body named Sarah Brandner ….and she was out wearing a bikini on the beach cuz I guess it is their off season. She was showing off her ripped body….and despite hating muscular bitches…I do love skinny bitches…possibly cuz I’m knee deep in fat everytime I fuck my wife….everytime I look in the mirror….everytime I leave the house….everytime I go to lunch at KFC…everytime I go to walmart…it’s fucking everywhere…so it’s nice to see someone who’s kicking it old school by not allowing themselves to get obese…

On a sidenote – she was BODY PAINTED in SI Swimsuit last year , cuz that’s what Athlete wives and girlfriends do when they aren’t shopping, trying to get knocked up, living the good life with their pro athlete boyfriend’s money…

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2011

03

Jun

Pink Probably Gives Birth of the Day

Here are some pics of Pink headed to the hospital….probably to give birth…Disgusting…I know my fingers crossed she had a miscarriage….or a still birth or really anything that prevents her from procreating…

Wow. I’m a heartless asshole..but really life has been good enough to her, what’s a little dead baby she’s been expecting and carrying around all these months to level the playing feel, you know to make her feel like a human who is not invincible or immune to tragedy….while saving the world from her shitty clone…Seems the logical choice to me…

Posted in:Pink

2011

03

Jun

Webcam Star of the Day

This 19 year old named roxxxiii was using this cam site as a career move. She gets that horny dudes will bankroll her life if she interacts with them in a bra.

She had endless immigrant dudes asking her if she likes uncut dicks, if she likes biting off dicks,one guy even said he’s going to take big cum and she smiled so much, cuz she was getting paid hard…

One guy laughed at her buck teeth, that guy was me, and she said it was cuz she sucked her thumb as a kid…something that made the authentic perverts real fucking exciting….

I spent 15 mins on her show. The entire time she was demanding money. She kept saying “Give me tokens, you have three minutes to give me tokens”, and I would been mad if I wasn’t too busy laughing at the dudes knee deep in the shit…

So she wins even if she doesn’t get naked and hardly does anything erotic, all she did was sit there and wait with a timer, she didn’t even talk dirty…just timelines and targets to reach her money goals, reminding us how idiotic men are and pretty much laugh in our face for being such morons…sending her money…for nothing…that’s why roxxxiii is today’s webcam star…I mean along with her buck teeth. Awesome…


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Posted in:Webcam Star

2011

03

Jun

Sasha Grey in Some Art Fag Video of the Day

This bitch is a fucking pornstar. I hate how full of shit the world is. I hate seeing her being taken seriously, or for anything other than a fucking pornstar. I hate that she tries to intellectualize porn. I hate that people consider her a performing artist just because she says she’s one and I hate this dude who made this video, because everyone knows if Sasha Grey is on tape, she should have a dick down her throat choking her the fuck out…

Bullshit. We live in a society of Bullshit.

I miss a time when porn pussy was broken down, drugged out, and desperate…this artist visionary shit makes me want to cunt punch a bitch.

Overrated gutter bitch…


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2011

03

Jun

Tito Ortiz Cock Shot of the Day

Jenna Jameson was my Twitter Girlfriend for a minute….So seeing a picture of his penis is like seeing a picture of me naked…no wait…that’s not at all what it looks like…it looks like a fucking dude who fucks porn pussy naked….but figure I had no choice but to post it…


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2011

03

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

If you read the steplinks, or my TWITTER, you would know there is a midget festival going on here, I got over-excited cuz I never see midgets, but feel they bring luck, so I had no choice buy to seduce one into fucking me by asking her about her midget vagina. I was pretty close to making it happen, but got too drunk and now I’ve thrown away the once midget fucking chance I had….wasted opportunity…the story of my life.

Here’s the morning dump, it stings, it burns…it’s real.

Dog Jumps on Dolphin
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Lindsay Lohan Crotch Shot
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The 100 Hottest Soccer Wives and Girlfriends
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Free Cam Shows, If Only Because It’s Friday
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The 25 Hottest Cheerleaders In Movies
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Surprise! Guess Who’s Ankle Monitor Went Off
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Chalk Drawing Awesomeness
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Gotta Love a Babe in Black Lingerie
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She’s Rubbing One Out in the Shower! – VIDEO
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Spend Your Weekend With a Girl Who Won’t Talk Back
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Guess Which Irrelevant Has Been is Inviting a Bunch of Other Irrelevant Has Beens to Have a Bikini Car Wash to Save Her House?
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Posted in:MHD

2011

03

Jun

stepNEWS of the Day

Here’ latest stepNEWS to start your miserable day…no wait it is Friday and that makes your corporate life exciting, this is the afternoon you wait for, the best day of the week and it is finally here….you pathetic drone…..now let me distract you with stupid news…and send me money for my efforts…drone…

Accused Murderer Uses “Red Bull” Defense
Stephen Coffeen of Florida has admitted to killing his father. Prosecutors say he is insane and will not pursue a murder case against him.

Mother Caught; Accused in Rape of Boy
A Pasadena mother accused of raping her friend’s 12-year-old son almost a dozen times is now behind bars. Police arrested Brandi Fuller, 30, in Hitchcock after receiving a tip from Crime Stoppers. The focus now turns toward DNA; there is an allegation the young boy fathered one of Fuller’s six children.

Women Sue Jail Over Underwire Bra
Two adult women are suing Prince George’s County because of how they were treated while visiting a relative in the local jail. The women say their underwire bras kept setting off the metal detector and a guard told them, “Until you’re clear, you cannot come through here.”

Ex-wife Accused in Home Break-in, Fire
A teacher is accused of breaking into her ex-husbands Fort Bend County home, then starting a fire.

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2011

03

Jun

Aubrey O’Day Tits for Twitter of the Day

Aubrey O’Day is a useless twat, we all know that, but at least watching her struggle to stay relevant involves her wearing as little clothes as possible and posting the shit on twitter, but I don’t think she’s hungry enough, sure she can wipe out an all you can eat buffet, but she’s not hungry enough to get naked or fucked on camera….lame….

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2011

02

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

I am 90 percent there is a midget conference going on in this city. I was out drinking and saw at least 10 midgets and shit blew my fucking mind, so I had to go up and ask a bitch midget if her pussy was big in her circle of midgets, or was it just normal sized and looked big on her cuz of the size of her frame…..I think she liked my plus sized taller than 5 foot attention and she asked me to meet in a few hours….This is as close as I’ve got to fucking a midget and if I don’t pass out…it is gonna happen…

I have FACEBOOK….

I also have stepLINKS….

Michelle Rodriguez Ass Crack
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JLO Sex Tape in 3…2…1
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Drunk Tits Busting Out of a Bra
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Kim Kardashain Needs an Athlete to Lift her Fat Ass in a Bikini in 300k Bikini Photos
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Alcoholic baby
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Salma Hayek Cleavage Pics
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Aimee Teegarden in a Bikini Pics
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Because Sex Cams Are the Only Way a Guy Like You Gets Some Action
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Someone Tagged Up Sarah Palin’s Tour Bus and It’s Hilarious
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25 Female Comic Characters You Would Totally Bone, Or At Least Jerk Off To
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Miley Cyrus Slutty Promo Shots of the Day
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Billy Bob Thornton’s Daughter Killed A Baby. Officially.
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Free Cams, Because It’s Thursday and We All Need a Little Boost to MAke It Through the Weekend
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Brunette Squirter
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Greatest Sports Hottie Videos Ever
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Maria Sharapova CamelToe Video Clip
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WTF Photo of the Day
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More Selena Gomez, Even Though There’s Some Bieber In There. Literally and Figuratively
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Salma Hayek Cleavage
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Jersey Shore Retardedness of the Day
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I Wonder if the TSA People Caught Herpes
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day
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Asian With Talent That Isn’t Really a Talent at All
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Vagina Slips! – GALLERY
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Get a Load of Marisa
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WTF MUSIC VIDEO OF THE DAY
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Woman Leaves Her Baby In A Car With A Corpse To Go Shoot Up??
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Shyla Stylez & Bobbi Star Hotness
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Rachel Starr’s Juicy Ass Is Back On Bang Bros
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Heidi Klum Milk Moustache
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Slut in Kinky Latex
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Dad Drops His Daughter to Catch a Baseball WTF
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Okat This Chick is On Some Alice and Wonderland Tip
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I Wanna Be All Over Keri Hilson
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Old Man Interview is Kinda Awesome – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Striptease of the Day
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The 66 most overrated women of 2011
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Check Out Mia and Bunny
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Paris Hilton Frisked At LAX
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Snooki Takes Her Floppy Tits Through Florence
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French Chick, Big Tits and A Boob Cam. Guess What Happens Next
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Some freak Show Does Some Lady Gaga Rock Guitar Weirdness…
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Michelle Rodriguez Shows Off Some Deep Ass Crack
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This Lego Sniper Rifle is Some Serious Nerd Shit
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Nadya Suleman Seduces Me With Her Bikini Body
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

02

Jun

Miley Cyrus Sexy Pajams in these So Undercover Stills of Day

Here are some stills of Miley in some movie called So Undercover, that I am sure won’t win her an Oscar, because straigth to DVD doesn’t count to the pretentious Academy, but should, because this is Miley Cyrus at her best and she’s a fucking genius on all levels, a natural talent who makes us really feel her characters, she’s got such depth in her work….ok that joke done…

I think she’s lost her appeal since she turned 18, all her pervert fans who made up 90 percent of her search terms have moved onto other underage girls, leaving her confused, unsexualized and alone….with no real clear way to go…I am surprised there hasn’t been a sex tape released and that this underwear pajama is the best she can give us…and I’ll post it anyway…even though she’s almost 19 and this kind of thing isn’t as alluring to you weirdos…

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