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2011

18

May

Some Sluts I’ve Never Heard of in Lingerie of the Day

Here are some no name stripper trash posing in lingerie. Their names are Lyzabeth Lopez, Tabitha Taylor and Jennifer Lyons and I find them disgusting. Maybe it’s cuz I expect more out of sluts these days. Maybe I’ve gone to too many stripclubs. Maybe I’m bored of this hustle, Maybe it’s just too obvious…

But for some reason the paparazzi released these pics and that reason that general dudes think this kind of thing is hot…but not us desensitized dudes who have seen this kind of slut so many times before…but I’m posting the pics anyway.

Posted in:Jennifer Lyons|Lyzabeth Lopez|Tabitha Taylor

2011

18

May

See Through Skirt for the Paparazzi of the Day

The paparazzi mistakenly took pictures of some ethnic Celine Dion impersonator…..but luckily there was some random fat ass in a see through skirt showing off her big underwear like she was Kim Kardashian to make this shit relevant. Next time try to get some actually celebrity vagina slips like this was 5 years ago and I was the only one posting this shit back when I was relevant…..Good work paparazzi for making me sad….not that I am actually sad – cuz I was well aware of the fact that I suck at life.

Posted in:See Through

2011

18

May

Maxim Goes Hard with No Name Models on their Covers of the Day

Maxim is a fucking joke these days, I mean I figure you all know that already, since you canceled your subscription back in 1999. They are pretty funny to watch go bankrupt though, cuz there ws a time when they were rockin’ real A-List celebs on the cover and now they gone through the gutter and pulled up this bitch Kim Lee to do the shit, in exchange for a promie it will launch her career and give her exposure cuz they don’t have a budget to actually pay her and she didn’t get her fake tits for nothing…kind of thing. I guess I dig other people’s failure, maybe cuz I failed long ago. Who knows.

Posted in:Kim Lee

2011

18

May

Fergie in a Tight Shirt of the Day

I liked Fergie better when she was addicted to meth, you know all down on her luck, heavy in debt, with an addiction she’d do anything for, you know when she was in her rut from being a teen on TV to being a mid 20 year old who no one rememberd was on TV< because at least back she would suck dick for the dream, now she's living it....But I will say when I met her years ago, when she was famous, and she held my hand, if I knew her tits were like this I'd be holding to these....before her security pulled me away, which hey did anyway, but I least i woulda grabbed her tit. Either way, here she is in a tight shirt....

Posted in:Fergie

2011

18

May

Marloes Horst for Gravure of the DAy

Here’s model Marloes Horst in some up close and intimate lingerie video. It’s all romantic and shit, with all this sex lesbionic music, all black and white and out of focus and shit, I’ve got no idea what they are promoting, I just know I want to fuck it from behind and cum all over its ass, if you know what I mean…

Posted in:Marloes Horst

2011

18

May

stepNEWS of the Day

I’ve decided I’m going to be the Huffington post of sleazy, weird and bizarre news. This is my half ass start to it, even though I started this shit 6 years ago, but it doesn’t count cuz no one has noticed me…except maybe for my whining…

IT’s the End of the World – FINALLY!

Believers say Saturday is the end of the world
It’s just about the biggest, boldest prediction anyone could make, but the 89-year minister behind the May 21 doomsday campaign says he has no doubt that the world is ending on Saturday. He wants everyone to know and get ready for the Rapture.

This is hilarious…IMF Head to Claim Consent in Sex Attack
International Monetary Fund (IMF) chief Dominique Strauss-Kahn’s defense attorney looks set to claim the French politician’s alleged assault on a Manhattan hotel maid was actually a consensual sexual encounter, the New York Post reported Tuesday.

Woman sues Chuck E. Cheese over games
SAN DIEGO – Is Chuck E. Cheese really just a casino for kids?

Loudness on train leads to arrest
SALEM, O.R. – Silence may be golden, but loudness could land you in jail….a loud fat black lady – no way!? Must be racism.

Pervert Sex Offenders Beware – New Facebook bill – Cuz the Internet is Getting Controled by the man….
A new bill could force Facebook and other social networking sites to allow parents to police their children’s pages or face fines of up to $10,000.

Posted in:stepNEWS

2011

18

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I spent the night coming to terms with reality…You know that this site is an irrlevant piece of shit….that it was once a big deal, but never than big of a deal, but a big enough deal for magazines to interview me and shit, back when other sites didn’t post the exact same shit as me, faster and better than me….I’ve lost at my own game….

It’s like I just realized that people outgrow their drunkenstepfathers who go from getting drunk and molesting to hating them… you know from “I promise I won’t tell mommy” to “you did bad things to me-i’m going to the police and a therapist for life”…

It’s a sad truth, but at least I got Whiskey….

Here’s some morning links…

WATCH THIS NOW – AMAZING –
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Most Ridiculous Titties of Ever
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Well not more ridiculous than these titties….
FOLLOW THIS LINK

How to Make a Childrens Toy Swear and In Turn Make You Giggle
FOLLOW THIS LINK

The 25 Hottest International Sports Fans
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Free Cam Shows to Get You Through the Week
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Leonardo DiCaprio’s Banging Blake Lively and Here’s the Photo Proof
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Pervert Lady on a Game Show
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Some Amber Rose, Just Because
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Red Head on the Fucking Machines
FOLLOW THIS LINK

She’s a Slut All Right
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Pool Party Hotties
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Kirk Cameron VERSUS Stephen Hawking LOL WTF
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Posted in:MHD

2011

17

May

stepLINKS of the Day

Follow me on TWITTER….Since that social shit is the future of the internet and this blog shit doesn’t matter anymore…I’m pretty shitty at it…but it makes me feel relevant…or something…I don’t know…I just use it to see pussy. I’m transparent like that…

Here are the stepLINKS….

Bar Refaeli Looking Fucking Amazing in a Tight Dress – NEED MORE
GO

Looking Good, Sweetheart
GO

SEXY HOT MODELS AND THEIR HOT CARS:
GO

Jennifer Aniston’s Oral Sex Partner is DEAD
GO l

Naked Girls From Real Life Finally Naked on the Internet….
GO

Elisabetta Canalis In a Bikini Cuz She’s a Clooney Whore
GO

Cam Shows Are Better to Masturbate To Than Porn Cuz It is Interractive
GO

Some Hot Bitch in A See Thru Skirt
GO

Cam Sluts! Yes!
GO

Tweener Gang Leader WTF?
GO

Ciara is Looking Good in a Bikini
GO

Dallas Lovato is Demi Lovatos Hotter, Sluttier Older Sister or Something
GO

Take a Vacation, You Deserve It
GO

WTF Photo of the Day
GO

Free Cam Shows You Won’t Be Able to Get Enough Of
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Hottie on a Home Video
GO

Sexy Toys for Sexy Times
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Meredith Viera Pantyhose Upskirt On TV’s THE TODAY SHOW
GO

Everybody Wants to Bang Pippa Middleton
GO

Elisabetta Canalis in a Bikini in Cannes
GO

Crazy Dude Licking His Shoes on the Subway of the Day
GO

Sharon Stone Dresses Like a Slut to Take Her Kid to the Park and I Like It
GO

Slutty Pic Dump of the Day
GO

Mail Truck FAIL – VIDEO
GO

Say Hello to Priya
GO

some Amber Rose Cause It’s a Slow Day
GO

Naomi Campbell Vs. Rosario Dawson – Who Would You Rather?
GO

Gotta Love a Hottie on the Rocks
GO

Man Wore Mask & Wig To Spy On Women Using The Washroom
GO

January Jones on the Cover of Allure
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Ashley Playing With a Dildo
GO

Okay is This a Dude or a Chick?
GO

Penny Cruz is Looking Hot
GO

Random WTF Pic Dump
GO

Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
GO

Victoria Silvstedt Just Because
GO

Apple to the FACE Aahahahahah – VIDEO
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striptease of the Day
GO

Rach and Friend Get It On
GO

Well Hello Isis Taylor
GO

The 12 Greatest Robots in Movie History
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Danielle Staub’s New Career As A Nude Stripper
GO

Meet Portia Jenkins
GO

Miley Cyrus Topless, Getting a Tattoo
GO

Jwoww, Snooki And Their Tits Lost In Italy
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Miley Topless Getting Tattooed
GO

Katie Holmes’ Scientologist Approved Swimwear And Nipple Poke
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Chelsea Charms And The World’s Biggest Tits.
GO

Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

17

May

Kate Upton Showing of Tit in Lingerie of the Day

I was fucking with Kate Upton on Twitter….you know saying seductive shit like “I can’t wait for your ass to catch up to your dumpu tits” and she blocked me…I feel like 140 characters or less don’t give me the chance to explain myself or that historically 18 year olds with big tits all end up really fat by 30, it’s like their just awkwardly developed in a good way, and shit takes a turn for the worse when their matabolism slows down….It’s just the way it is…

The fact is that she’s not 400 pounds now, and she’s at her prime, so I’m down with seeing as much as we can of her before that horrible time comes, and it will come, it always does, but you’ll forget her name and that she existed by then…

So take it in Upton, you’re on borrowed time.

Posted in:Kate Upton

2011

17

May

Leonardo DiCaprio Can’t Be Banging Blake Lively of the Day

There is no way anyone in their right mind would dump Bar Refaeli for old faced Blake Lively, clearly they are just friends and this is acting cuzBar Refaeli is the one who dumped Leonardo cuz he can’t make her Jewish babies and won’t convert for her, he’s all rich and has an ego, so he’s trying to get her worked up….

Or maybe they are still dating and this is just a diversion from their secret wedding, and who the fuck cares about Leonardo’s sex life, cuz I got enough issues with my own, that I would rather be workiing on my own issues, like why my site is getting no traffic anymore…and more importantly why the only bitch willing to give me a blowjob is 500 pounds and smells like cheese and feces and death…instead of some dude who’s pretty much won the lottery on all levels…even if I think Blake Lively is overrated, she’s still not 500 pounds and smelling like feces and cheese and death…Good times…I suck at life.

Posted in:Blake Lively|Leonardo DiCapro